Squalid Nullification

00:00 Balloon Sinoplasty! Still awaiting the good karma here at the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation West in the People's Republic of Southern California. In the friggin' morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where it is actually 1010 in the morning, I'm John C. DuVorak. Well, maybe it's 1010 where you are. That's what it says on my clock. Okay, we'll take it. In the morning to you, John.

00:44 In the, well, let me check, yeah it is still the morning. Yeah, yeah it is still kind of early. So you had a little problems this morning getting the show going. Yeah, there's something really messed up with the system and you know what actually, have you tweeted? Let's tweet that we're live now so we can send out the bat signal. Oops, why didn't that work? Here we go. Hey John, hold on a second. Before we do anything, it's time for the national anthem. Are you ready? Get it. Slaves in the chat room, get ready. Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your Gitmo Nation National Anthem. In the Marni-o Nation, we are all charged up to be human resources and servants in all lands and all shivs and seek from the

01:41 Down under to the lowlands and beyond. We can distract its slaves. Hear our hypno-nation song. I love the we are happy and distracted slaves bit. That's the This is all as a factual anthem. I think it's a winner. It's a great Yeah, it's a Jeff Smith once again comes through with our gitmo national anthem So that needs to be available for download for everyone. Yes, it should as it shall be it shall be available for down That would be a good one for a ringtone. Well, not just for a ringtone. It'd be good for the primer. Oh

02:25 It'd be good for the primers, also it'd be good for the, uh, for people to just play when they wake up. So happy 42 day, John. Yes, 42 indeed. It is 10-10-10, uh, the binary for 42, and 42, as you know, is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, and that is, of course, what was the question? See, now I've really got it down. Now, now I've, uh, I've practiced the slogan for today's, uh, lucky day. But interestingly enough, October so far has sucked balls for us. Mm-hmm, totally. It's like, why is that? And everything has gone wrong. Well, you know, I think, you know, since these things, to me at least, are cyclical in some way, shape, or form. Of course. We're gonna have a great November.

03:13 I hope so because so far it's been so bad. I mean literally been sick things have been breaking my you know My daughter dislocated her knee Insurance stuff not not worked out then we spent over an hour what over now I got up at 530 this morning and started messing around with this stuff and didn't really notice the problem until about 7 and And then spent three hours dicking around with Ableton Live and somehow I think it was actually the Gitmo Nation anthem that messed up the system. Well why not? Yeah of course why not, why not. Anyway we are live now streaming at noagendastream.com and of course we've got all of the human resources in the chat room at noagendachat.net and welcome to episode 242. How coincidental is that?

04:04 Yeah, oh that's interesting I never noticed that it's like and neither but it's it's a palindrome Yes, it is 2 4 2 2 4 2 and that 10 10 10 binary is 42 And if you're just tuning into this program, you're probably tuning out now going like what? Nobody listening to the show Yeah, this is the one thing that we've received a lot of good emails about though is about the idea of putting together a no agenda primer uh... which i still think should be primer i don't know why i don't care yet primer doesn't sound right but doesn't matter uh... to help people understand uh... what the program is about so you can turn on more people to the show because you know really it takes one or two goes at the program before people like oh okay now i understand what's going on well you know it reminds me a little bit of uh...

04:55 In terms of radio shows the Jim Rome sports talk show everybody is the Jim Rome the sports talk show That's not the way Rowe operates. He's got a gravelly voice He doesn't it's hard to imagine and he talks and he has his own lingo for everything Yeah, like when you first listen to the show you go. What is he talking about? I don't understand half of it Well, that's the same thing we have we got our own lingo Yeah, it's absolutely true it you know so anyway So we've had a lot of really good ideas and John and I are preparing on putting together a primer Which will be a relatively short thing you can send people to and say listen this you'll get it And one of the things we talked about after Thursday's show is the idea of what a lot of top 40 radio stations do when they're in a market. They do a barter with a local affiliate radio or television station for a commercial, right? And the guys will, you know, they'll put together a commercial and it's always the same. It's a cop, it's a fireman, it's a guy at a deli, it's a soccer mom, and they all, you know, these are the people that the station wants to reach. So then you identify with those people and the cop goes,

05:58 always listen to 95.5 in the morning it keeps me going you know and then the soccer mom was like I love five songs non-stop in a row so we have to do those kinds of testimonials literally that short and and I think we can pepper them throughout the the primer or at least use them in in the production. Lively. Yeah and I've set up a drop site drop dot a o slash n a primer and That's where you can go and upload your your little it's you know so don't go like hi. This is John You know producer from get Mona. No no no it's just like hi. You know I'm a school teacher. You know I'm Pete the school teacher no agenda has really helped me educate the kids. You know something simple like that

06:44 It's really woken me up to reality. Now I understand how the media is lying to me. These are the types of things that you need to say. You think it'll work? Yeah, but people are going to have to record these. You can do it on your PC or your Mac. Here's a tip. Don't use Ableton Live. And then drop it in a dropbox. Where's the dropbox? It's drop.io slash NAPRIMER. No, it was a drop.io. DROP.IO slash N A P R I M E R N A Primer. Good enough. By the way, today we're also on the backup no agenda stream since we've... This is the one thing we didn't have a problem with today, but we had the problem the last two shows is the stream seems to just disappear for certain parts of Gitmo Nation. So Chris from Allentown, Pennsylvania has set up noagendabackupstream.com

07:41 uh... which is uh... which is fantastic so we're actually streaming on the backup servers well and should something happen to this dream then i can switch are broadcast signal over to know agenda backup stream dot com and uh... and we should be able to continue the show from there so if that happens then uh... and you don't hear us anymore than that's the place and i will admit now that that's available at nothing wrong with that would be fine Of course, once you set up the backup, then it never fails. Of course. Never fails. That's the idea. That's why we do it. And we really appreciated Chris, producer Chris from Allentown. Great, great job, man. Really appreciate that. That really helps out. So we did have some people supporting this show.

08:25 And of course we have our special 10-10-10 lucky karma. I think probably what's happened is all of our karma has drained away and hopefully, hopefully it's going to... It's kind of people getting work. Yeah, that's okay. We can handle it. But we do have people that we need to thank for getting us or keeping us on the air. And I think what I'm going to have to do is take a portion of, well it's actually gonna be a large portion, of our support money and get a new computer that is dedicated to the task because I think the Power Mac or the MacBook Pro is just not reliable enough anymore. So we have a number of, again I want to remind people who've donated to the Triple Ten knighthood, which ends at midnight tonight by the way, anyone else wants to get in on this, it's just a short list. But anyone who's donated to that fund, they will have stand-alone executive producer privileges that we're going to put, I was going to do one a week, or one a show, but I'm going to change it to two because we got enough to, I don't want to get too backed up.

09:30 so uh... we're gonna so if you're at you're gonna be mentioned today but you won't get your executive producer thing until future show where you'll be a standalone executive producer that means you said your producer name yeah that's just a guess it gets out of just putting you in a whole list by the way you're also going to be on a special uh... ten ten ten night page at no agenda show dot com right but we are going to give everyone who became uh... the super executive producer with the tentative promotion their own executive producer credit and and you and let's please please let's track this properly okay ready yeah if we had some producers this week yeah first we got three donors to the ten ten ten knighthood which is uh... i'll mention them zen garden uh...

10:19 and Zachary Giesemann who by the way appears to be a Sysop, Zen Gardens from Milan, Zurich, Switzerland. I think it's Giesemann. No, he says right here Giesemann. Oh, okay, I'm sorry, you're right, you're right. Last name pronounced, that's what I would think too. He spelled it Giesemann, right, okay. But he has it down as last name pronounced Giesemann, actually Giesemann. Thanks for the great value provide your continued support. He's a sysadmin in Moses Lake, Washington Thank you very much and I gave to the sysadmins that they'll say this admin for the lake right? It's see drain it and see what happens Yay, uh bah and then bonds love a man of for a slav. Oh, that's right or a slav Maran off It's the test the font right Boris loft man of

11:10 uh... or is it marion or slow from aaron off marion off yes uh... elisa or v a ho california and that they'll be executive producers on a future show stand alone this week's executive producers from last week or will be nicholas pels mocker stand alone executive producer and david hoffman uh... well we're going to have to the show will run to have a show for you know that there's been a while ago executive producer lauren lauren sobroick Who's now sir Lawrence at Burlington Ontario Canada? he's Actually going that he's already been a knight knight and he's been looking for a second one And then we have one that you can pronounce Wouter sell yay who gave us 333 34 and he wants to be a knight But he what doesn't want the free penny that we toss in for people giving 333 33 thinking it's

12:07 It's just too much of a drain on the resources. To hell yeah! For us to cough in the penny. Meanwhile he wanted you to pronounce his name and... Wouter from Hilversum, North Holland. Yeah. And for some reason it says United Kingdom but that's not true. I know that's not right. That's a PayPal error. Yeah, really? PayPal registers that as United Kingdom? Awesome. He says he's gonna go measure himself for the knighthood ring. He's gonna stick his finger in a hole soon to get the right size. I'm not sure what that means. Uh-huh, right.

12:44 He believes the NSA is interrupting our stream. I don't think so. Paul Couture, 33333. Paul had a message here. So first of all, he... What does he said? He said... I'm out of touch. He wanted to know if we could mention SecretariatGame.com. I have no idea why. Because he's working on that to show that he's doing something with his time. He needs something legitimate for his tax return. And then two, three associate executive producers Nelson Ferreira in New Rochelle, New York. He wants to, oh I'm sorry, great. Only credit his wife's name, Indy Hoffman. Way to go, John. Well, you know, I read the name before I read the note.

13:38 She's a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fan, especially the Marvin the Paranoid Android. So 10, 10, 10, it goes 42 special episodes, very fitting. And so she'll be the one. It's going to be her, not him. Indy Hoffman is the associate executive producer. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, before you do the next one, hold on a second. There's like some note here. Oh, great. Now, these two. Oh, gosh. Okay, Nelson Ferreira. Okay, so she now mentions. No, I'm not supposed to mention it now Can you guys simplify things? Can you just like hop in bed together and you screw each other you need to like get together and do something? Yeah, really like don't mention your middleman. This is for my wife. No, this is for my husband like guys Like don't mention my name don't mention my name and at the end of the month is like hey How come we don't have money for gas? I don't know

14:35 Oh my god. We love you guys, but you know, oh boy. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say either. They're getting mentioned some, I don't know, but they're associate executive producers and then we have Shea O'Brien from Ventura who's got nothing to say which is a good thing. And that would be it for our executive, associate executives for this week. Wow, okay. So again we will have a separate page for all of the 101010 nights. That is going to be at noagendershow.com. We'll have a standalone producer for every single show moving forward for everyone who became a 1010 night.

15:16 Then of course executive producers for today's program Zen garden Zachary Giesemann Boris Loft Marinoff sir Lawrence Roy voucher slay a sir Paul couture associate executive producers Indy Hoffman Nelson Ferrara And Shea O'Brien, I think I got it there So this is a real credit a lot of you are already putting it onto your you know what I've seen John I've seen people put credits on their On their email signatures that say future night I haven't seen that. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah future night But this is the real credit the one you really want and I don't care no matter you know You can have a small $30,000 budget movie If you got a credit on that, it's still an official credit It really counts everywhere and unlike the douchebags in Hollywood We will give you the the vouch that you need when someone calls up and says hey, is this for real? Absolutely all the rest of you out there go out and propagate our message loud and proud Our formula is this

16:15 We go out we hit people in the mouth Righto righto all right. We're into the show finally brother. Yeah, sorry about that, man I'm really sorry about the technical difficulties. That sucks. I'm sorry. It's nothing you can do about it. No I blame Steve Jobs for George Bush Yeah, George Bush. That's his it's his fault so so they're pulling people over in Arizona and

17:00 Yeah, for no good reason, right? Well, uh, yeah. Well, actually, this guy, one of our producers wrote in saying that he was gotten into an accident. And so then after the cop took down all the information, some organization, the, uh, actually, oh, prevention, okay, hold on a second. I have to get my little pad. Okay. This organization, get by the mic. Pacific Institute for Research and Evaluation, which is a kind of an umbrella organization for an operation out of Berkeley, key word Berkeley. Berkeley, the spooks, that's where the spooks are. Yeah, isn't that wild? I mean the more evidence we get about Berkeley, it's like, okay, Prevention Research Center in Berkeley,

18:00 is doing research and so I'm reading this and I started looking into both these operations especially the Pacific Research Center where the head guy who's pictured on the website wearing a Hawaiian shirt looking pretty funny they have this sentence describing where he is he's actually not working out of Berkeley he's quote-unquote outstationed outstationed, which sounds like a buzz term to me, in the San Diego field office. Oh yeah, field office, spook! Field office is always like a... but outstationed, it sounds like outstationed. Well, whenever they say station, that's a CIA code word. Station is, you know, you're station chief, it's a station. By the way, interesting side note, trains there. But yeah, it's a station, it's a CIA thing.

18:53 and who was in san diego recently uh... with all those buzzard things buzzing around that was you yes it was and you still think is fishy lot of black helicopters and what did one every ninety seconds there were some flying by yeah so anyway so he's outstation there at the field office and uh... meanwhile they apparently are tipped testing people for uh... they did according to our source they pull them over, or they didn't pull them over, they did the thing about the accident, and then they, he apparently grilled them about this. So they found out a couple of things. One, in Arizona, they're gonna be routinely pulling people over just out of the blue to grill them about alcohol use. Right, because what they did is they gave them a survey, they actually paid them for it, right? 15 bucks or something? Yeah, but by the way, if you're gonna get pulled over for this, you can hold out for a hundred. Just say, look, a hundred dollars, I'll do your survey.

19:51 100 bucks. So what do you think is behind this pulling people over and and asking them a do they drink do they ever drink when they drive and I think did they also ask him for a blood test? They were doing that or a swab and I started looking into this and I discovered that this has been going on since at least 2007 around the country. There's a bunch of reports coming out of Colorado where they've been pulling people over out of the blue in supposed checkpoints and then and then the pacific institute for research and evaluation would come up and say look where it's where you know uh... independent organization where we're doing a survey on alcohol use in the this and apparently these operations both the prevention research center actually it's all really the prevention research center all they do is work on alcohol related and drug related issues and how to prevent them

20:42 And if we're going to stick with our theory that the various intelligence organizations are responsible for the drug trade, there's a couple of curiosities here. One, when you go through any of the information on the PRC site or the Pacific Institute site, Then they talk about drugs and they talk about, there's huge reports on new, out of the Australian field office and elsewhere, Alaska field office, on huffing and marijuana and just about everything you can imagine and I could not find anywhere on the site the word heroin. No, because that's the drug we want you on.

21:22 We don't want to take that away from you. Heroin is never mentioned. That's good stuff. Actually, cocaine is rarely mentioned, but heroin is never mentioned, which I find peculiar. But anyway, I was thinking about this. What the heck? What difference does it make? I mean, it could be market research. This is like a reverse version of market research. You try to figure out what people are doing, what would make someone want to drink, and maybe we can shift them over to heroin. uh... by the understanding the process because there's report after report some are wild very interesting very injured interesting to read but uh... i started thinking about it especially since has been going on since two thousand two i believe

21:58 they're trying I think this is a marketing thing but it's got nothing to do with heroin I think it's you they got some money or this is huge these operations are huge by the way I think it's to switch over from breathalyzers to some other technology and there's a bunch of new ones out there many using a swab And I think they're trying to get people to take a breathalyzer, because this guy said he had to take a breathalyzer. And then I think they swabbed him or they did something else. And I'm thinking, well, why are you doing two? It's just to compare the accuracy of these things so they can try to shift people away from using the breathalyzer, because the breathalyzer nowadays, you can get one for 30 bucks. They're a fixed cost.

22:37 And these little swab things, these things you can swab with to get alcohol content. Well this is clearly, this is a multi-step process John and Mothers Against Drunk Driving is involved in this so I think ultimately we want to first get everyone onto the scram bracelet. We want to make sure that you're not allowed to drink and when you're not allowed to drink what are you going to do? You're going to reach for some horse. I can't drink anymore. What am I gonna do? What if they not talked about? Let's see. Oh, that's right, heroin. That's not a problem. That's okay because there's no issue with that. It's a multi-step process. In fact, the first step has got to be anyone who has even smelt alcohol, let's pull them over and let's give them an injunction, slap a bracelet on them.

23:25 I mean, I think there's something to that, but I think the specific thing they're doing here, maybe it's all leading there. It could be. It wouldn't surprise me. But I still think it's to get away from using breathalyzers and start to use uh... swabs because the swabs are two dollars a piece and if you swap a hundred people that's two hundred dollars in you know you could probably charge the taxpayers charge or not to get actually as opposed to twenty nine bucks for one breath allies are a hundred bucks for professional what will this this does tie into an interesting news report i came across from houston Which, do you mind if you just listen to this? Because I think this will put some pieces together for you. Some people are calling it driving while almost drunk. There's a new campaign underway to create a new category of driving while intoxicated. I'm news reporter Kevin Quinn is live from North Houston with more on the proposal and reaction from MAD. Kevin?

24:20 Yeah, Dave, the MADD chapter here in Houston supports anything that will get drunk drivers off the streets. They see this potential new law as another weapon in a police officer's arsenal. If supporters get their way, it could soon be illegal to drive in Texas if your blood alcohol level registers at .05. Now just so we know, .08 is the legal limit and now they're talking about .05 which will have... Right, it's arguable whether you're really drunk at .08 point... it used to be .1 and .12 in most of the country. But now we're moving towards just zero. And they have a name for it too, listen. Problem of drunk driving is so... This is the interim manager for MADD. ...rampant. MADD Southeast Texas Interim Executive Director Jennifer Northway says the move could save lives. It's important that as a community we look at ways that we can contribute to creating a safer community. Right, and let me just remind everybody that MADD makes

25:21 Tens of millions of dollars a year on these special courses that are assigned by the judge. You have to go to MADD, you have to pay for it. And they pay themselves 65 or maybe even 70% of the money they receive in their own salaries. Current law makes it illegal to drive if you have a 0.08 blood alcohol level the new law would be called DW AI draw DW AI oh yes, it's like al-qaeda on the Arabian Peninsula, it's CWA I while ability impaired ability impaired you know many people are on the road whose abilities impaired to drive and there's no one yes Chinese community around here

26:04 Austin's police chief is one of the biggest proponents. No you're not. He says it more accurately reflects that a person was driving after drinking opposed to someone pleading to a lesser charge. That doesn't indicate that the driver was impaired. Good to know he says if they do it again. So the person doesn't learn their lesson they get treated as the repeat offender that they are instead of being treated as a first-time offender. God, there it is. He's that dick. He's the cop. Oh. He's a cop. Some worry that such a law could amount to de facto zero tolerance on the roads. Eventually, anybody that's driving in the city of Houston or anywhere in the state of Texas after 11 o'clock at night near a restaurant or bar is going to be susceptible to being stopped, arrested and convicted. There you go. That's it. That's where it's going towards. What? You drove by a bar and some beer splattered on you? Come here, slave.

27:02 You're coming along, son. It's about it. That's totally what it is. Wow. Yeah, well, okay. All right, well, that's, we start off in this depressing note. Hey, I've done a little bit of research. I got a, first of all, do you have the prediction book there, John? Yeah, let me, hold on. Okay. Okay. What did I predict about- Wait, what's the date? Today's 10, 10, 10. Today's 10, 10. Wait a minute, let me get the date. What did I say about a future oil crisis and where did I say it might happen? Let me go back a couple pages. You don't have any fucking book, do you? Norway. Right. No, you said Norway. Yeah, there was there's a tanker now sinking in the English Channel and of course the news is not not accurately reporting it just yet but it's a chemical tanker

27:56 filled with heavy pie gas gasoline what is that? What's pie gas? Hey Martha did you eat enough of that apple pie? I'm getting a lot of gas. Pie gas. P-Y-G-A-S. Pie gas. Do you know what that is? Pie gas? I have no idea. Anyway. You'd think I'd know wouldn't ya? Yeah you'd think you would. So there was a collision Now, and it's amazing because the entire report is like a chemical tanker which collided with a cargo ship off France's Brittany coast overnight is being towed toward the French port of Brest. Stop. Pie gas is a naphtha range product with high aromatics content used either for gasoline blending or as a feedstock for a BTX extraction unit. It's the good stuff. Yeah, is it good if it gets in the water? Well, it evaporates fast. Okay, that's good. I would hope.

28:49 So no one is really reporting on this. It's like, oh, just a little collision there. But they've turned off the tracking system because you can trust... Wait a minute, I take it back. It's heavy pie gas. Heavy pie gas. That's not good. It's pyrolysis gasoline. product of ethylene pyrolysis a product of ethylene manufacturing contains a large amount of the industrial solvent benzene. Right, well that's kind of the drawback. That's a downer. So this thing is sinking essentially they've pulled the crew off the ship with helicopter but no one's really reporting on it and the worst thing they've done is they've turned off the tracking system all these ships have tracking systems kind of like

29:36 like an airplane has a transponder and they've turned it off so now we can't even follow what's happening with it but don't worry says the the coast guard no imminent threat certainly no imminent threat don't worry about it please carry on enjoy your television dancing with the stars this is it this is uh you're gonna see this is it this is uh this is probably the uh disaster that uh that we've been waiting for does it sound yeah okay if they're not playing it up what's the point Well, hold well, and by the way, let me let me mention. There's a schedule. This is like the fall schedule It's not on the schedule yet. It may be like that. Do we know where that pie gas came from? Let me see because I I don't know why you would ship the stuff on a tanker This stuff is ready to be blended in the gasoline and sold, you know locally It doesn't make any sense that you'd move it especially to where you're moving it to I think they just the the collision happened too early It was traveling from Italy to Amsterdam

30:37 Amsterdam, really? You'd think Rotterdam, but for some reason it was going to Amsterdam. That's interesting. And it was struck by a much larger ship. Yeah. You know, it's not hard to fly out there and get some video. You know, that would be a good one to blow up. So you move it to Amsterdam for purposes of, I don't know what, if they have a blending facility in Amsterdam? This is a blending stop. No, that's all Rotterdam. Rotterdam is where all that happens. Yeah, Rotterdam's where the action is. Amsterdam is for the cruise ships. Maybe it was misreported. Well, it's certainly underreported and I think that when benzene, you know, don't worry it's not leaking. Yeah, okay. We'll see. But the real news today...

31:18 is something that we actually didn't catch or I didn't catch because I was all over the oil cabal. Remember the guy who's in charge of the 20 billion dollar BP fund to help everybody in the Gulf? Yeah, the goofball. Yeah, Feinberg, who also was in charge of the money for the 9-11 victims. The guy's a total shill. So Obama appoints him, right? Oh, you're gonna be the guy, you're the paymaster, you're gonna take care of everything, you're gonna oversee it all. So this fund, which is literally an escrow fund, it's not like BP paid the money to the government. Who do you think is... So if they put this guy in charge, right? Obama made a big deal about it, put the guy in charge. Who's in charge of this guy? I don't know, Timothy? Well, let's go back and listen to his testimony.

32:09 And I can't believe we missed this. Let's listen to his testimony and then I have some news that came out just yesterday. You have obviously a very able staff. Are they working pro bono? No. No, no, no, are you kidding me? Are you out of your fucking mind? We don't work pro bono. With this kind of money? Well, hold on. Who decides their salary? BP is paying for the entire cost of this facility. Who else? Okay, but who decided on what their salaries would be? I've submitted. proposed salaries to, or I will submit proposed salaries to BP. BP has already been paying about 1,500 people in the Gulf. We'll decide who should be continued and who shouldn't. But on the issue of who's paying... So that's the part that I actually kind of didn't really hear or overlooked and I'm quite angry at myself because I would have made a bigger deal about it. Shouldn't the government be overseeing this guy and shouldn't the government be paying these people?

33:14 I mean, it doesn't make sense to have BP paying the people who are in charge of determining who's going to get paid by BP. Sounds like a conflict of interest. So let's hear about who's in charge of them. For the cost of this facility, it's obvious to me that the only responsible party to pay for this facility has to be BP. You can't ask claimants to pay and you can't ask the government to pay. Well, can they tell you they disagree with the salary you've set? Suppose they could say it. I suppose so but why would they because they're gonna? Please okay, and you mentioned one final thing you mentioned jurisdiction Who set your jurisdiction the jurisdiction listen to this I love this?

33:59 All of a sudden the guy goes from stammering and stuttering to spitting out the line that he has rehearsed a hundred times in his head. It's almost like me saying the lawsuit between Mr. Curry and MTV Networks has been settled out of court, neither party has any further comment. This is something that he's rehearsed, listen to it. the jurisdiction has been established by the government and BP the government being us? the administration oh the administration okay the administration and BP together mm-hmm chose consensually chose me mm-hmm um and explained my jurisdiction to me orally. Orally, yes. And that is my current jurisdiction. So there's nothing in writing. There's nothing in writing. Not that I've seen. Nah, I've seen nothing in writing. Well, it came out here. Here it is. Kenneth Weinberg and his law firm have been paid more than two and a half million dollars in three and a half months to administer the twenty billion dollar fund

34:54 Here it is, the London based oil company agreed to pay Feinberg Rosen LLP in Washington a fee of $850,000 a month which started mid-June running through October 1st and there's only 10 people working on this. So every one of these jabronis who works for Ken Feinberg is making like 70 grand a month for pushing papers around. And quite frankly I find it unbelievable that this big deal was made of, oh BP's gonna put up this fund, they're gonna pay all this money and then the guy who is in charge of paying out the money is paid by BP and handsomely at that. Well the more they pay him the less money he'll dole out. Exactly. So far only 1.14 billion dollars has been paid and even that of course is, you can't even check it. Right.

35:53 So it just blew me away. A, I'm upset that I didn't hear that in the first time around. It's like how can people, you know, we don't talk, no one talks about this anymore. Like oh whatever, it's all solved, all taken care of. Yeah, it's like the eight million dollar websites. Yeah. So shame on Kenneth Feinberg, shame on him. for being such an obvious... I'm just getting... American taxpayer, well at least it's... well we're just... the American public I should say is just getting screwed left and right. Alright, good one. What you got Johnny boy? You've got... you sent some... I mean I got tons of stuff but I'm sure you got... Okay, well I want to talk about something that's come up in the conversation on and off again and I want to... I promised I was going to talk about this a little bit.

36:47 But there's a book and I want to alert the book club. Noagendabooks.com. Noagendabooks.com. The book is called Nullification and it is... I had the page up and I don't. Go to Amazon. Key. Amish on get to the point of the book. We'll find the book. Okay, we'll find it the point of the but you know how we've been hearing what when when people talk about Let's see the tea part of yours. I'll ask you I'll grill you Okay, and when Pete T. Powers talk about the Constitution the Constitution the Constitution the council What are they talking about about the Constitution the Constitution the Constitution? What about it?

37:31 Well, what's the big deal about the Constitution? We have a Constitution and so what are we doing wrong that the Constitution has to be mentioned in every sentence? I don't think half the tea parties know why. So, okay. It has to do with the 10th Amendment. Oh, about the states' rights, essentially. It's actually when this book, which is called Nullification, How to Resist Federal Tyranny in the 21st Century by Thomas Woods, who's done a number of other interesting books, but I think the book club should definitely have this available for people. discusses the fact that until, I don't know, Roosevelt, we, the states, it's not just a matter of states' rights, it's a matter of the 10th Amendment, whereby whatever the federal government does in terms of rules and laws, and let's play a clip so we can kind of get into this. Start with just a simple clip, the first nullification clip, rant one. But this is left out of the discussion.

38:31 And well, actions speak louder than words. I don't care what they said in 1798, 1799. I don't care about some letter they wrote. I care about what they did. And when they were faced with a federal government they thought was out of control, they said, no, we're not going along. The Frankenstein monster does not tell Dr. Frankenstein what to do. We are not going along. And there is example after example of this, again, that I chronicle in the book. This is history that has fallen down the Orwellian memory hole. However, thanks to the internet and all of you good folks who are determined to learn the truth, who don't want to learn some comic book version of American history, who are willing to concede that maybe they learned the wrong thing or an incomplete version of American history in fourth grade, you people

39:21 happen to have very long retractable arms. You can reach down into that Orwellian memory hole and pull out parts of American history that we're supposed to forget. We're not even supposed to know about them, much less discuss them. Okay. So, okay, so one of the things that we're discussing here is the concept that unless something is specifically written in the U.S. Constitution who any federal law that is written can be nullified by any state who wants to nullify it because it's not in the constitution because all those rights belong to the states and he goes on about the fact that we do have a federal system we do not have a national government that people keep ignoring the fact that it's not a national government it's a federal government the states have priority over the federal law and that's the reason the only reason that alcohol was made illegal it took

40:12 a constitutional amendment for prohibition to take place. There's never been a constitutional amendment for the illegalization of marijuana, for example, California being a good example of semi-legalizing it. or any other drug for that matter. It's the states that have that opportunity unless a constitutional amendment is passed and it's never been passed. So the fact that the feds come into California and they start busting people for drugs when the Californians say that it's fine is completely an abrogation of their responsibilities as a federal government this is what's going on and is being accepted now this guy in this book outlines is better than anyone i've ever seen this is really what you're talking about the job at the constitution is talking and it is a it is kind of about states rights but is but is more to it than that it's about this system that we've created play clip three

41:06 I had clips the two ready. Sorry about that. I'm sure you would. Yeah, here we go. Okay. I'm liking this by the way. Let me just while I'm getting that ready. So when you when people are when the tea party who grew up, I'm sure a lot of them don't understand but The Constitution of the United States, essentially everything else can be overridden by the states and that's this guy's point is if the feds come in to bust marijuana shops of which there is no constitutional law against marijuana then really the California National Guard should shoot them. Absolutely. Okay. Look at South Carolina's ordinance of secession, December 20th 1860.

41:48 Notice what they're complaining about, because we get a lot about, well, you know, this had something to do with the Civil War. I don't know what they're talking about. People have read like half a sentence and they say, well, wasn't the Civil War all about this? Well, yes, but in the way, in a complete opposite way from what people think. What does South Carolina complain about in its ordinance of secession? That the North is nullifying too many laws. You talk about nullification today and people say, oh that's some crazy confederate idea. What are you, some kind of evil confederate who wants to enslave? I mean again, this is the sort of Pravda propaganda we have to deal with here. People won't even have an honest debate with you. They just reduce it to this sort of Pravda kind of language. But in fact,

42:27 Look at the reality. The reality is the South is upset that the North is nullifying. The North is nullifying the fugitive slave laws. So this is not a Southern doctrine. This is not a Northern doctrine. It's an American one. This was the point of the American Revolution. To create a society that consisted of a collection of self-governing communities. Not one single consolidated whole. The world was lousy with those. The world already had a million of those. where the government of France dictates to all of France, the world already had that. You know, the United States was trying to be a little bit unique and we've thrown this legacy away completely. I like this guy. This is a Thomas E. Woods Jr. Yeah. Nullification how to resist federal tyranny in the 21st century. This guy is laying it down. What a smackdown.

43:18 This is great. Now, John, first of all, thank you very much. This is what No Agenda is all about. Exposing you to people who actually can tell you the truth and assassinate the stupid media and the bull crap that we've been living under. And this is exactly, I mean, and this, the same can be said for Obamacare. Oh yeah, no and almost anything the feds do. If it's not in the Constitution specifically... It's none of their business, they need to butt out. The states can and should have their own laws and regulations and if you don't like it, you can go move to a different state!

43:54 Well, he brings that possibility up because one of the arguments against this, somebody apparently says stuff like, well if one state nullifies this and that and another state nullifies other things, you have inconsistent laws, which is the way you have anyway, by the way, because all the states have their... I mean, I can't take a right turn on a red light in New York. I can take a right turn on a red light in California. How's that any different? Yeah, and you used to be able to drink in Connecticut when you were 18 and you went to the next state over, across county lines, it was 21. Right, and of course they're trying to, the feds want to make it their law, well we're going to make it universal 21, and so they do stuff like that. But the fact of the matter is they can't do stuff like that. It's unconstitutional. Unless it's in the constitution they can't do this. Up to the states, this is not a national government. That's the key. Play clip 4. My answer to the idea that maybe the states, some states will do some things and some will do others, my answer is, so what?

44:51 That is the United States that the framers of the Constitution tried to give us. A group of self-governing communities. And yes, Vermont might be different from Texas, which is different from North Dakota, which is different from Maryland. So what? That's what differentiates it from every lousy regime that exists in the whole freaking world. Can't we have some respite from centralized government somewhere? Oh yes! Praise the Lord! I need some respite. What is that? In other words, the respite means a removal. You know, like taking a vacation. That's the word of the day, respite. R-E-S-P-O-T. R-E-S-P-E-O-T. No, it's not respite, it's respite. S-P-I-T. R-E-S-P-I-T-E. Respite. So anyway, so he goes on with this. Suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me. R-E-S-P-I-T-E. Yeah. Alright, let's go. Might as well get this over with. Let's go to clip five.

45:53 Second objection. What about the supremacy clause of the Constitution? Doesn't Article 6 talk about... doesn't Article 6 say, and as you hear endlessly in the media when they even deign to discuss the subject, they'll say, well, federal law trumps state law. Really? Is that... that's what you... I would give you an F if you thought that's what the Constitution says. What does the supremacy clause actually say? It says, and I'm paraphrasing, that the Constitution and laws in pursuance thereof shall be the supreme law of the land. Well, nobody who supports state nullification denies that. That's not the issue. The issue is, is this particular law that we're confronted with, is this one in pursuance of the Constitution? That's the issue. Nobody denies that a constitutional law is indeed the supreme law of the land. The question is, is this one constitutional? So citing the Supremacy Clause simply begs the question. It shows you don't even understand the nature of the debate we're having. So, for example, imagine

46:51 proposing the Constitution to the states and it had a clause in it that says, the Constitution shall be the supreme law of the land plus whatever all laws, constitutional or not, we may choose to pass. Who in his right mind would ratify a document like that? No one understood it to mean that. Of course it doesn't mean that. The point is that unconstitutional laws are not the supreme law of the land and that's precisely what we're saying. And that's what's so beautiful as we picked up on the law of the land meme months ago where this is being shoved down our throats where the president stands up and passes something and says, it's now the law of the land! Slaves, this is the law of the land! You gotta believe it! This is what you're gonna believe! They have completely mind-controlled us into not understanding indeed John what the Constitution is.

47:36 And that's why the Constitution keeps coming up in the debate. He mentions one thing for an example that nobody wants to talk about anymore, which is the fact that the states still do have this power. Most of them are too timid or worried about their federal funding to do anything with it. But he did mention the fact that the federal ID program has completely been scrapped because none of the states, most of the states actually say, screw you, we're not going to we have our own i d program in our state we don't want a federal one at on top of it and so they just rejected it and the feds and will be okay never mind we're sorry even brought it up so that so that so the possibility existed you could do this more often but it's been finished that clip uh... six but that was the end of that clip the aga all i got i got six and two which we still okay with those six is a good one

48:23 Another objection. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is a little place at all this okay? Hold on that six is that six is a is an interesting argument I want to save in case it comes up in the conversation you can play too and if you get a little idea more about the About what was going on during the Civil War or before handing out flyers and handbills saying look we're gonna have a giant rally here in Milwaukee standing up for the powers of our states to protect the innocent against the incursions of a federal government that knows no constitutional limits. The states standing up for poor blacks who had no one to stand up for them. This is gone from our history. Now, of course it's gone. Of course, if you wanted to exercise absolute power, what version of US history would you want to peddle?

49:10 Well, one in which of course the states are always evil, the federal government is always a progressive force, you know, only a jerk or a would-be Hitler would want to stand up to the federal government. Of course you'd want to pass off that version of history. Unfortunately, it happens not to be true. And it's long past time that we resurrected the real version, not the comic book version of American history. You know, so this is and I will put a link in the show notes of this it's available on Amazon I'm gonna buy this on my iBooks Right after the show. I'm gonna read this before Thursday show nullification how to resist federal tyranny in the 21st century this guy finally someone actually says it and says it correctly and and and the educational I wonder

49:54 Parents, I'm sure we have parents who listen to this program, ask your kids what they're teaching them about the Constitution in school. And I guarantee you this ain't it. I mean, he said it so eloquently, he said the whole idea was instead of having one big government like all the other Gitmo nation states around the world, which has always been the same over and over, the idea was to have a small collection of communities Well yeah, if you live in Tennessee, driving around with a shotgun in your gun rack and having a can of beer next to you is maybe more acceptable for that community. Well maybe not, but you know, I'm not in Tennessee, but I can understand where it might be. And if you're in California and you want to smoke some dope, that's acceptable to us, that's what we're okay with. And the federal government has nothing to say about it. Right. Love that.

50:44 Wow! That's the way it's supposed to be. And that's what the Tea Party movement is actually about. Sometimes they don't even know it. And I'll tell you, the media definitely doesn't know it. They don't know it. They're all on board, all in, all pushed all the coins into the middle of the table for the idea of a national government that trumps state government when it's not in the Constitution. And you even have people like Pat Buchanan, by the way, who's supposedly a right-winger, who would love to scrap the Constitution. He's said so a million times. He says we should have a new... and him and a bunch of other guys have said we need a new... we need a constitutional convention. We need to get rid of this thing. And the reason we got to get rid of it is because of the big...

51:27 of this basic nature. Now this is starting to boil up by the way, this is new, this is, I mean this has been floating around a little bit in the background but with this book and some other, and the Tea Party movement, this is going to start if they do teach-ins and teach people about this. Teach-ins, yeah! Let's do a teach-in! I love that! I'm telling you, these big meetings should have people lecturing about this, Beck should talk about it a little more. Now this guy does mention something, I don't have the clip, but he said, and this, oops, I was waiting for that to happen. Including Rush Limbaugh or any of these guys will discuss this at all. And why is that? Well you tell me. I think because they don't know because it's been so... No, I think it's because they're not on board with it. Really? You know Eric just sent me a note he says they aren't teaching the Constitution in school. I learned about it from a poster that John and Mimi put in my bathroom.

52:26 And you know what? At least put a poster of the Constitution in your kid's bathroom. At least they'll learn something. Well, they're taking a crap. I mean, that's the respect that the country has for this thing. It's disgusting. Was that your educational idea? Hey, wait a minute. If we put this in the kid's bathroom while he's taking a dump, maybe he'll read it. I like that. It's a good idea, John. That kind of nullifies the fact you put your kids on a leash. Yeah, you're never gonna let that one go. Beautiful, beautiful. This is phenomenal. You win. You win. I can already tell you right now, you win. You have opened up my mind into a whole new simple way of saying things.

53:10 And it seems like this is something that, this should probably go into our primer by the way, people can use this and say do you know what the Constitution actually says and how it works and how the United States are supposed to work. And instead they waste these kids time learning about how many senators there are and how many people in the House of Representatives, who was the 16th president, who was, you know, don't waste a kid's time with that. Teach them this simple fact. The United States was meant to be a collection of individual communities who had their own ideas and we all kind of get along and we share some costs on some general stuff. Yeah, like defense. Yeah. We don't want California having its own, you know, ICBMs.

53:54 Stuff like that, but then they do have the power of taxation, so they tax us and they build an army and they do the rest of it. I mean, they have powers, the Constitution is pretty clear, it does a bunch of things, it can do treaties and all the rest of it. But it can't tell you, unless there's an amendment, that marijuana is illegal in California if California says it's legal. And the fact that the feds are still cracking down, sending people in, and nobody's complaining about it, or like you suggest, bring out the National Guard and tell these DEA guys to go to hell, Until that happens, you know, this is going to continue and everyone's going to accept it. Well, it's a federal law. It's a federal law. This is very subversive, by the way. This book, Nullification, you should read it. Everyone who's listening to this show should read this book. It doesn't take much to figure out what's going on, but it's a very interesting tome. And it does bring up the fact that the school systems have been brainwashing the kids not to pay any attention. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't want to hear about this.

54:51 Well, and I think Gitmo Nation Deutschland has the right idea according to a recent poll by ARD Deutschland Trend 94% of all Deutschers now believe that demonstrations are necessary before the government will listen to them. And I think we've got to have teaching demonstrations and maybe we've just got to go out there and really really show our teeth. I'll be driving the Saab up front. With a flag! Well, Wood points out the fact that, you know, in Germany before it hit the rise of Hitler, it was pretty much a kind of, it was a very similar federal system. And the first thing Hitler did was eliminate the federal system because he didn't want all these little communities, Bavaria and the rest of them.

55:37 to have their own ideas about anything. You can't have a dictatorship, a virtual dictatorship, a real dictatorship, or any other sort of onerous system. Without bloodshed! Without slamming the door on this idea of a federal system. John, how beautiful is it that on 10-10-10 day we talk about the 10th Amendment? Coincidence? I think not! I love it. I love it. Yeah, you're good man. This is great. And by the way, the 10th Amendment wasn't added just as a joke, which the Supreme Court, by the way, you have that, what's your name, cheeky... No, actually, I think they were sitting around going, hey man, I got a great joke. Let's put this one in. Let's see what happens in 200 years. The current Supreme Court liberal members

56:27 have all sloughed off the 10th Amendment as, eh, you know, it's old, it's old-fashioned, it doesn't mean anything, it's not important. And... It is the key ingredient! And once Obama gets one more person in, the 10th Amendment is going to be, you know, I'm surprised they just don't go to repeal it. I mean, it seems to me. Well, we have to fight that. We have to fight that. Well luckily this book I think which is a nice small easy to read book is out and it summarizes things better than anyone I've ever seen summarize it and now it's like it's out there's a nullification movement in the country. That's great nullification. I love it John. That's fantastic great great job on that you actually opened my eyes to something here. You keep doing that

57:12 Could you stop? I did it once in a while. Yeah, no, you did it last two shows with the tax breaks for the rich, you know, this is great. Oh, I have something for you here, John. So amongst Rahm Emanuel leaving, which of course was the big news, oh, Rahm's leaving, Rahm's leaving, and I encourage everyone to go to whitehouse.gov and watch the video. It's very interesting how our president is like slapping Rahm. You know, he doesn't really look at him, but he walks by him. In the face? No, in the arm and then... He's very arrogant. He walks by, hey Rahm, and slaps him on the arm and walks past him, kind of like he's pissed at him for some reason. I mean, I can't really dissect that, but what's interesting is amidst all of this incredible news about Rahm Emanuel leaving, oh, like we didn't know that was gonna happen, there was another shadow puppet theater swap.

58:05 that uh... i got almost no attention let me uh... play a little bit of the press conference good afternoon everybody everybody when i took office i pledged to do whatever was required to protect the american people and restore american leadership in the world over the past twenty months wait a minute i thought you said you're gonna fix the economy that's exactly what we've done during this time i've relied every day on the advice and counsel of my national security advisor, General Jim Jones. When I talked to Jim about taking this job shortly after the election, it was a difficult decision for him. He had just retired from the military, had a wide range of family obligations, but because of his patriotism, his dedication to keeping America safe, we were able to agree that he would serve.

59:04 But he asked that we would he would serve for about two years. I'm extraordinarily grateful that both he and his wife Diane agreed to make that sacrifice additional sacrifice. It's a sacrifice I tell you today as we approach that two-year mark announcing the gym has decided to step aside as national security adviser later this month and that he will be succeeded by his very capable deputy tom donnell okay deputy so this guy is no deputy this guy was retired thomas e donnell on d o n i l o and the newest member of the shadow puppet theater i would like to share with you a little bit about this guy uh...

59:52 He worked as an executive vice president for law and policy at Fannie Mae. Fannie Mae! The federally charted mortgage finance company. He worked as a registered lobbyist. Hey wait a minute, that can't be. No, that can't be. That can't be. Before his appointment, now, he was a partner in the Washington law firm O'Melveny and Myers where he advised companies and their boards on a range of quote sensitive governance policy legal and regulatory matters. Spook. Total spook. Could you have a worse guy come in and of course he's NSA so you expect the guy's gonna be a spook but it's like come on. Security Council. It's like please come on already. I mean so they're they're just washing everyone's bailing and now it's like now they're just taking over.

1:00:50 and no coverage on this whatsoever. I have not seen a single news article about this. Why would there be? Because the National Security Advisors is an important job. Why would the news media, they bailed out on us like what, 20 years ago? I mean it's what's... You're not really stunned, you're just saying... I'm not really stunned, but... No, here's what the... I am stunned! Here's what the news media does. Let me play a little clip of... This is just so you can see how dumb the news media is. Listen carefully, tell me if you hear the obvious error in this announcement from Fox News! It is the scourge of the world right now. Homicide bombers, suicide bombers, those who are willing to fly buildings into airplanes. That's right. I'm reading the teleprompter and it said I'm flying buildings into airplanes. Let's listen to it one more time. Those who are willing to fly buildings into airplanes. Flying my building into an airplane. That's what the news media brings you. That's why they're called meat puppets.

1:01:55 Oh my goodness. Yeah, that's just great. That's just great. Actually in Gitmo Nation East the news media is even better. This is, you know, we have tough names to pronounce sometimes. We're going to get to that in a moment with our supporting donor segment. But in the United Kingdom and Gitmo Nation East, so the guy is reading the teleprompter and it's an Indian government official. whose name you spell D-I-K-S-H-I-T and that yes and the guy actually well he's supposed to be Dixit because that's how you pronounce an Indian name but listen to how the guy goes off on it and then actually how he likes like and remember I I believe I said that in a generalization there's a lot of

1:02:48 Racism in the United Kingdom. I'm generalizing okay, but in London Yeah, I think I can generalize a lot more listen to how this elitist dick shit this guy laughs about this person's name anyway So there's that yarn also the dipshit woman What's her name dick shit? Is it dick shit? Dick sit. Oh dick sit. It just looks different to what you say. Well it looks like dick shit. I know it does Paul, but it's not that. It's dick sit. There she is there. Sheila dick shit. Anyway, and it's so appropriate because she's Indian.

1:03:36 I mean what exactly what oh yeah because she's Indian because you're Indian is appropriate her name is dick shit oh yeah oh yeah oh brother oh yeah that that's that's your news media and get my nation east that is on the BBC this morning you want to hear the rest of it like 30 seconds left should be dick and shit wouldn't she do not a main for her no I mean straight is mr. Dixit a dick set Well that's what I said isn't it? No. No you did not. It's just so funny. Can we just have another look at the key? It's just so funny isn't she? So how, we asked Mr, we asked Mrs Dickertish what the condition of the apartments was like.

1:04:21 Well, they're a bit mucky. Anyway, so that's a bit funny, isn't it? No, it's not! It is if you're in the fourth grade. Exactly, not when you're on the BBC. What a douchebag. Unbelievable. Yeah, it's a total douchebag. I'm telling you. That's what your news media is doing. And meanwhile, we just had the most outstanding conversation about the Tenth Amendment and how the United States was set up to be different, certainly from the kingdom is and certainly from the EU yeah yeah which is pulling a fast one totally pulling on all those little countries that should be self you know we don't want France to be other than France it's different yeah so uh yeah it's talking about using the word shit on the air though you gotta listen to this clip this was taken from CNBC world

1:05:17 And it's a descriptive thing. It's gonna see where is it on here? X-factor buzz term play that Okay, two reserves of the fast better at a rapid pace over the last few months I've got relatively few choices to work to put the money and the fact that China is showing clear support for Greece's China still needs to diversify Europe still one of the places that is putting that money No matter how stupid you might consider that investment to make that's where the money's going to What I liked about the Chinese statement was they're not saying we're gonna just chuck five billion dollars at the Greeks and to say this is a little bit of a soother for you for your problems. What they're saying is actually good hard business. Greek companies will have funds made available to buy Chinese ships. This is one of those X factors that's been missing in the equation so far. I.e. if the Greeks are going to get them out of this, they need to do it by commerce. They need to do it by exporting something, by trading something that no one else is doing at a better price. And shipping... Chinese shit!

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1:12:10 Well that's interesting. You mean like someone actually comes to the show because of me? That's interesting? Wow, this is an anomaly. No, it's interesting that it would be Twit that triggered it. It was a great appearance. Why wouldn't they be listening because I was on Twit. Because you're... I don't know. I want to be on Twit again. Do you think Leo's ever going to ask me back? uh... will discuss a little bit intelligent deconstruction of big media is not so he didn't agenda is extremely refreshing anything ten ten ten super car for a job as a web developer in achieving physical fitness so uh... there's another set of shape michael schultz palm beach florida fifty two forty uh... whole bunch of uh... he's a big anti sarbanes-oxley i'd good

1:12:53 And looking for VC money looking for karma John are you reading this inside track that helped IT people stay informed? What was that was that from the 70s and a column you wrote it was from the 1920s right hey John do me a favor We just call me back because you're so on the verge of breaking up on Skype. It's like it's just now it's becoming super annoying Okay, yeah Okay, now that we're finally alone we can play all these jingles. DOOSH BAG IN THE MORNING! Hot pockets! TURN DOWN YOUR SPEAKERS! He's a jackass. Coincidence? EPIC FAIL! Okay, that should be enough. Call back now. Hey, how hard is it to hit the call button? You there? Yeah, I'm right here. I hit the call button. I was waiting for you.

1:13:42 Okay, hey, it's a little better. Why'd you turn off the video? Because I don't want you to see me if you have a camera. I'll leave the camera on yeah, all right dad. This is Do I sound a little better? Yes much better, so that was Jordan Wyatt. We've been on the air forever. That's a girl I did van dorp and then Michael Schultz and long Sarbanes-Oxley thing and he He's going for a knighthood eventually, loves the show. Happy 42. Yes, happy 42 to you. Matthew Perkins, Temple, Texas, Czech Republic. What? 3230. That's what it looks like. It was my first donation. I'm still a douche. Was going with 42, but F it. I wanted a mention. So it's 4210 plus 1010. I hope it's enough for a line and a blow job.

1:14:30 So how about a deducing instead? You've been deduced. The blowjobs are reserved for Stephen Pelsmachers. Jordan Wyatt, Invercargill, Southland, New Zealand. Wow. Please read in full if not just the last URL. Just the plug. He's like a, I guess he's a vegan. He's a vegan. He's a vegan guy. That's why he wants all this chit chat. I'll do the chit chat because it's funny. Hey Adam, your admission to the prestigious Green Beret PMC of no agenda vegans will be confirmed once you've been scanned for animal byproducts. Veganism is not a diet, but a lifestyle. Next time you're at airport security, just ask for the super fast line involving a colonoscopy. Not much different from what Americans typically suffer at airport security by your accounts. Once confirmed, clear of animal byproducts and

1:15:24 Ludovico Techniqued into future avoidance of animal byproducts, leather, wool, eggs, milk, silk. We'll be happy to send you a cheap green beret from eBay. Yeah, we should have just done the URL, you're right. AbolitionistApproach.com. Now the question on my mind, since when has silk? You can't have silk, it's a worm! But it's just worm crap. You can't have worm crap! That is against the green beret of the no agenda vegan standards. I don't know, it doesn't really make any sense to me to be honest about it. Silk. Mike Serbin in Las Vegas, I figure that I pay this amount, $50.01, to get Tom Hartman and Mike Malloy podcast. Thumb. Well, that's interesting. Might as well get the same amount to Crackpot and Buzzkill. Thumb. We're just a little to the right of Darth Vader. Thumb Hartman. I don't know about that. That's not true. We're libertarians. Sean Rice, Calgary, Alberta. He calls out Jeremy Ashe as a douchebag.

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1:18:03 Yep, they got it. Zen Garden, Zachary Giesemann, Geeseman and Boris Lov Marinoff, step forward please. As you now are joining the elite ranks of those who will soon bear the ring. Once you stick your finger in the hole and send us the size. Because of your support of the No Agenda Show in excess of $1,000, we now knight thee. Sir Zengarden, Sir Zachary Giesemann and Sir Borislav Marinoff, Knights of the Noah-Jounder Round Table, please enjoy our hookers and blow or our cabernet and rent boys, whatever your preference is. And we should mention that Lawrence, Sir Lawrence Royke, who's already a knight, is now a double knight. A double knight. Double knighted. There you go, Sir Lawrence. Do you get another ring if you're a double knight? No. Well, maybe. No, we'll have to come up with something else for the double knights.

1:18:58 something special. Yeah. But we won't say what, otherwise I get hacked. I have a feeling it's gonna involve me and Felatio and I'm not liking it already. No, no. I'm not liking where this is going. No, you only got the Pelsmarker thing. We're gonna cut it off at that. Pelsmarker for sure though. I'm in. I'm in on Pelsmarker. He's like, he's gonna, he's actually gonna help us buy a new Mac. Probably illegal in Belgium so that'll get you off the hook. I don't think so, man. You look at all those elitist bastards there in Brussels, I don't think, that's probably all they do. that's what they do in the EU. So this is one that kind of went, a lot of people emailed this, I thought it was quite funny. You know how we always laugh at the town hall meetings that the president has and how nothing is left to chance, even the woman who says I'm tired of defending you. So a casting call went out for audience members for the town hall meeting that Obama is doing that is being

1:19:58 uh... uh... hosted and broadcast by mtv bt and cnp and so here it is uh... president on the town hall in dc uh... and to be bt and cnts country music television where the producer casting the audience for town hall meeting with president obama shooting october fourteen really wait stop stop stop confusing me here if it's a town hall meeting You don't, you wouldn't cast people. It's not like a movie. No, we are. It's a casting. No, no, that's not possible. Let me, let me answer, let me read the rest of the casting call so you know if you, if you fit.

1:20:40 So this is shooting October 14th, 4pm in Washington DC. If you're available, we're seeking audience members, males and females, 18 plus, to apply, email townhallaudience at mtvnmix.com and put townhall in the subject line. To ensure that the audience represents diverse interest and political views, include your name, phone number, hometown, school attending, and your job, and what issues, if any, hold on, more. I gotta click on more. There's more to this. They're so casting, this is funny. Oh, okay, then you have to subscribe to get the- Oh! This content is for subscribers only. Log in or subscribe now. Oh, I see.

1:21:19 So if you really want to cast, then you have to pay money. $16.95 per month to see if you qualify. Yeah, you can't even get in on the casting. This is supposed to be a town hall meeting, not a rigged subscribers meeting. Oh no, please, that's all that it is. It's rigged. We always laugh about central casting and there it is. It's right there. In plain black and white, and even worse, you have to actually pay for it. You have to pay to meet Obama. Why don't they just get carried away and say, pay to meet Obama. 200 bucks you can be in the town hall meeting. So speaking of paying, so we know that flu season is, flu season has come early this year and we've got to get the public ready to take your combined shots now because we've got all this H1N1 vaccine floating around. We're combining it now with the regular seasonal flu. It's all in one nice little bundle of joy.

1:22:17 There's something called Twitter moms. Are you familiar with Twitter moms John? No Twitter moms is a fine organization who? essentially band together to blog and Twitter important issues that moms and Yeah that moms deal with so This is a very interesting posting that comes from Twitter moms. The title is, How are you protecting your family from the flu this season? Spread the word, not the flu. To help spread the word about, I'm paraphrasing some things here, to help spread the word about flu prevention, we are looking for great bloggers to encourage their readers to protect themselves and their families from flu this season. The Centers for Disease Control reminds us that the best way to protect yourself from the flu is, John,

1:23:06 to get the flu vaccine. I thought I was washing your hands. Please include this as the main point of your post. In addition to this key message, include your ideas for protecting your family from the flu in your own words. You know why? Because they are getting paid to blog this. Who's this? What are we talking about? Twitter moms, and the link will be in the show notes, is, so there's an offer here to the Twitter moms, you know just like Bounty would offer them, you know, to blog about Bounty so that other moms will use Bounty. The CDC is paying the Twitter moms to blog about getting the flu shot. Here it is. To participate we ask you do the following. Create an original blog post on your blog in 250 words or more about quote protecting your family from the flu this season. Please include a thoughtful introduction and conclusion in addition to the facts

1:23:58 the facts, and your detailed ideas for protecting your family. We're trying to get the word out about protecting your family from the flu and reminding readers that flu vaccine is the best prevention. The main point we want to get across is the flu vaccine is the best way to protect yourself from the flu. Here's a great resource, cdc.gov slash flu. Now, per FTC guidelines, participants must include the following disclaimer as a footnote of their post. I wrote this blog while participating in a Twitter moms blogging program for which I may receive a small thank you valued at less than $20. Shit, $20! That's no good. Lots of moms would Twitter for 20 bucks. I think you should hold out for a hundred. Come on, the CDC, they're loaded with money.

1:24:47 The blogging program starts on October 7th and submission window closes at 11 59 p.m. on November 5th. Full terms and conditions posted for your review at cdcflu.twittermoms.com slash terms. This is the Centers for Disease Control paying bloggers and mommy bloggers to tweet about getting the vaccine. Is that their job? Is that their job? That's seriously what they're supposed to do? Is that their job to spend the taxpayers money on stuff when they can't? Wait, let's go back in time as you worked in radio. Wasn't there used to be a thing called a PSA, which stands for public service announcement? Yeah. And the CDC, maybe they don't have anybody that works there anymore that even knows about this, but generally speaking you would write up a PSA

1:25:35 which is a certain form and you send it out at like a press release to all the radio stations in the country and you just that would be it would be a public service announcement across the top of the thing it says public service announcement and they would read these things routinely throughout the day on radio. Please use the hashtag CDC flu in order to get spread awareness to your followers. This is this is psyops is what this is. It's bad. It's very bad and it totally discredits Twitter moms. If anyone is using... Oh yeah, they have no status with me now. So if anyone sees the hashtag CDC flu immediately retweet, call these people out as shills and spooks. Spook moms is what we're gonna call them. Spook moms. Shill moms. Ridiculous. Yeah, you need to get the flu shot. It's so important to get the flu shot.

1:26:31 You know we forgot to mention, did we mention noagendashow.com? No we didn't. And dvorak.org. No we didn't. No we're stupid, we're too busy trying to protect people from indoctrination instead of trying to raise money to buy a new Mac. Yeah to keep the show going. dvorak.org. By the way tonight at midnight is the last, no more 10, 10, 10 nights after 12 midnight. That's right, your money's no good with us. Is that what you're saying? It is a regular night. Your money's no good. Well, maybe we'll stretch it a few hours. But whatever the case is, Dvorak.org.na to give us a donation. We appreciate it. We need it. So, okay. Well, that was a good find. I didn't know that.

1:27:11 It actually came from deep inside and that's why it's anonymous. So this is what I love about our show. I'm looking at the chat room has never been this full. The stream is at its max. So this is good. Although we are going to have to expand a little bit. I think we can have X thousand simultaneous streamers and we have to up the bandwidth or whatever it is. I'm looking into that. But the stream has been staying up. This is all good. But what's great about it is we have ex-cops, ex-military people. We've got people inside all of these organizations giving us really useful information that helps you dispel the crap that is being shoved down your throat not just through television but now through social media and all other forms of communication and we just have to be wary. You just gotta be and that's what we do here. Support us. You broke up completely. Yeah well I was lying. You broke up. Yeah I'm breaking up.

1:28:07 Dvorak.org slash NA or channel Dvorak.com slash NA. Okay, so I'm watching Fox. Wow. And you know the thing that happened... Tough, tough, tough, tough times. Recently happened with apparently Meg Whitman. There's a bunch of stories about her. She kind of fell apart with Jerry Brown in some... No, it wasn't that. Jerry Brown called her a whore more recently and then also she apparently had some... Did he say that? He said, hey whore? No, it was one of his assistants. Wait a minute. He said, hey Meg, you whore? apparently what happened was that brown was on the phone and then he'd forget he forgot to hang it up for something in the meanwhile is recording the conversation the guys in our main weapons of war but i'm but but there's a thing earlier with uh... some she used to have a apparently an illegal alien working for a right right right this is a glorious already got on the bandwagon she's like some sort of a you know activist but it would just listen to this little report here

1:29:08 where this guy, Frank Lunds, this guy who does a lot of these, you know, he does kind of focus groups. Listen to the pronunciation of Gloria Allred by him and then by somebody else. She's pronounced All-right, All-dredge, and then some woman finally tops it off by calling Meg Whitman Meg Ryan. I mean this is what passes for entertainment on Fox or analysis. Play that clip. If you blame Gloria Albright for having done this, for turning this into politics, raise your hands. More than half of you. Do we have proof? Is there proof that Jerry Brown was behind all of this? I mean everybody keeps pointing fingers at Jerry Brown but it's, yeah, it could have been anybody. It could have been Gloria Aldrin. In Jeopardy's way, by fraudulently filling out

1:29:58 out paperwork. Meg Ryan did not. It's ridiculous. Meg Ryan, that bitch, I saw her when she was saving private Ryan. This is no, she can't, she can't run. Meg Ryan can't run. This is no good. Oh, what an idiot. Oh my goodness. Oh, that's too funny. That's too funny. Oh man. No wonder only people over 50 watch television anymore. Oh, wow. Yeah, no kidding. So they had, so the marijuana thing in California is marching ahead. I cannot get any real good data on whether it's going to pass or not. You can talk to people and say, oh, it's not going to pass. I understand nobody's going to vote for it. So CNN did a piece on it on this show over the weekend called Right the Weekend or What the Week. It's called What the Week.

1:30:47 WTF? WTW? What the week? What the week? Anyway, this guy is kind of a character and he's... And this is the report. I might as well just play it. Legalized pot on CNN is kind of as far as it gets. And California vote comes up in November on Prop 19. That would legalize, regulate and tax marijuana under California law. Not federal law have you. A poll out this week suggests most voters in that state are cool. with legalizing pot but support is slipping a little so who would be hardest hit by prop 19 being shot down those who truly need it for medicinal purposes and of course the makers of snack foods those for it see this as a way to drum up tax revenue others see pot as a gateway to heart

1:29:58 out paperwork. Meg Ryan did not. It's ridiculous. Meg Ryan, that bitch, I saw her when she was saving private Ryan. This is no, she can't, she can't run. Meg Ryan can't run. This is no good. Oh, what an idiot. Oh my goodness. Oh, that's too funny. That's too funny. Oh man. No wonder only people over 50 watch television anymore. Oh, wow. Yeah, no kidding. So they had, so the marijuana thing in California is marching ahead. I cannot get any real good data on whether it's going to pass or not. You can talk to people and say, oh, it's not going to pass. I understand nobody's going to vote for it. So CNN did a piece on it on this show over the weekend called Right the Weekend or What the Week. It's called What the Week.

1:30:47 WTF? WTW? What the week? What the week? Anyway, this guy is kind of a character and he's... And this is the report. I might as well just play it. Legalized pot on CNN is kind of as far as it gets. And California vote comes up in November on Prop 19. That would legalize, regulate and tax marijuana under California law. Not federal law have you. A poll out this week suggests most voters in that state are cool. with legalizing pot but support is slipping a little so who would be hardest hit by prop 19 being shot down those who truly need it for medicinal purposes and of course the makers of snack foods those for it see this as a way to drum up tax revenue others see pot as a gateway to heart

1:31:36 Who wrote that the makers of snack foods the guy for one thing he says is federal not federal law state law like it makes a difference He doesn't know he doesn't know he doesn't know anything about that part of it And then he just rambles on with just vague information that none of it accurate very superficial So then he goes out on the street and gets people to say what they would some jargon terms for pot and play it harder drugs I hit the streets to see what the buzz was on the for the buzz, oh he's so funny! And with many a name. Rafer. Buda. Ganja. Herb. Mary Jane, huh? Mary Jane, sir! Salad? That's what my dad calls it. Bud. Pie. Would you vote to legalize marijuana? Probably not. I would vote yes. I would probably be against it. A new study says it'll save 8.7 billion dollars in law enforcement. I just think it's silly how many people we have in prison

1:32:33 Because of that everybody does it muzzle legalize everything let these people do what they want to do you're gonna do it anyway Tax it I mean yeah people are gonna do what they want to do anyways That's just crazy because people are smoking it. That's no excuse to continue to do wrong Marilyn This by the way is a very effective way of getting people, this is why I was talking about there's a drop.io slash NA primer. It's very effective. When people see a whole sequence of people on the street you are locked in. You will watch because you're waiting like oh that I don't I yeah I'm like that guy oh I'm not like that guy oh I agree with this guy you know what I'm saying? This is a very effective, very very effective.

1:33:13 Messes up your brain for two or three days. I worked for the railroad Please don't smoke marijuana ever sir driving the choo-choo. There's nothing wrong with it. It doesn't it doesn't kill you It's not like cigarettes that give you cancer. It's a leaf it grows out the ground. It's a plant Alright. What does America look like if the whole country had legalized regulated taxed marijuana? Again, I think it'd be better. I don't think we need to legalize any intoxicant. Our bodies are so Marvishly made by the creator that we don't need to create anything else into our bodies anyway God says that he gives every green bearing seed to mankind Which means every green bearing seed every seed. What else does God say? Can you give me anything that God says it doesn't have to do with green bearing seeds? Yeah What's the Spanish word for marijuana

1:34:12 Okay. Yeah, that really helped it. Did they bring you up to speed on the debate? Yeah, it sure did. Now I know exactly what to think. Meg Whitman's a whore. Oh, I'm sorry. I got confused with the last great report. Unbelievable. fantastic no dis dis no honest discussion there's no i mean they did bring others another piece to this you don't have to play it uh... were uh... huffington comes out just because she'd to do anything to get on t v and um... it's this is laughable the whole thing is uh... there's no written yet we just and is that nobody's advertising one way or the other for this new job is is i'm wondering whether it's going to pass or not

1:34:52 And then from our favorite company, Monsanto, they are marketing a new gene, John. Gene John? Gene John, Jim. An aluminium resistance gene. Small-scale resource poor farmers in developing countries face daily stress including poor soils drought and lack of inputs ongoing trends such as climate change and population growth would likely exacerbate blinding stresses a new generation of genetically engineered crop research aims to alleviate these pressures through the improvement of subsubstance subsistence subsistence crops

1:35:32 such as cassava, sorghum and millet, then incorporate traits such as soils as well as plants with more efficient nitrogen and phosphorus use. But mainly the fact that high levels of aluminum and barium are found in water, snow and soil seems to be a big problem. And Monsanto is now developing and soon going to market crops that have an aluminum resistant gene. Now when I read Aluminum and barium in the same sentence, John, there's only one thing I can think of. Contrails. And I have to say, it's kind of coincidental that Monsanto is developing crops that can handle these two things, the two chemicals that are most often associated with contrails. Seriously. Ha ha! I was wondering where you were going with this one. Yeah, well, there it is. There it is.

1:36:32 It's funny, you know, they're not flying in California anymore. There's no contrail, so I guess there's no airplanes. You know, it's the time of year, there's not enough moisture in the upper atmosphere. Totally full of shit. And that's the reason. You are so wrong about that. That is so not true. It's the time of year, please. It's the time of year. Same every year, they said the same thing. In fact, you did. You probably said the exact same thing last year. I haven't had contrails in the sky for weeks. It's just because they've stopped chemtrailing us, that's all. So Eric pointed out that we missed a night. Oh no.

1:37:09 Yeah, Wooter. No! And it's his birthday today too. I did his birthday. We didn't do his night. Remember we mentioned the 333.34 so we wouldn't put in the penny. Well this is stupid. Bouter said yay! Come on over here man. Let me just grab my sword here. I'm so sorry. Due to your fantastic support of the No Agenda program and you have been supporting for quite a while, we hereby proudly night the sir voucher night of the no agenda roundtable also hookers and blow for you my friend I'm so sorry we missed you we'll give you an extra little extra little dent there just to make a stand alone yeah which is better yeah so anyway okay anyway make sure he got that out of the way because he wanted to be knighted on 1010 day so we've taken care of that it's still 1010 day we haven't got to midnight yet but it could have happened

1:38:11 And John, no matter what, all of our problems are really over. Because Michelle Obama is the most powerful woman in the universe. She is? Yes. Fortune Magazine crowned her the most powerful woman. Really? Better than Oprah? Yep, better than Oprah and Lady Gaga. Although I hear it was a close call. Huh. Yeah, better than Oprah. She is the most powerful woman. They call her Eleanor Roosevelt with a Harvard education. Which is pretty fucking insulting. Miss Obama, known in equal measure for her fashion sense, well-toned arms, and a love for family-centered causes, shot 40 places up on this year's Forbes magazine list of powerful women, replacing German leader Angela Merkel at the top. This is Forbes, not fortune. I'm sorry, Forbes. Yeah.

1:39:04 For a woman who has spent only two years in the White House, the rise has been meteoric. How does she move up like that? Who determines this list? Oh wait, let me guess. Douchebags. You sit around, by the way I've said this before, I tell this story all the time because I used to be an editor. you've got all my god we gotta do our top twenty list they get everybody staff made a sit around here you get the fight the five editors is it what do you think well i think she should be number two now now now she should be number three adding number two should be so and so now i was maker number five and then you do you sit around while eating it takes about an hour and you have this bogus list and you put it out there and everybody reads it many bitch exactly

1:39:47 Exactly. But you know, the reason why is they got the president to come to their Forbes announcement and he's got Forbes all in the background there. Oh, that's the quid pro quo. Oh yeah. Hey listen, we'll make Michelle the most powerful woman in the universe if you come and talk about it. So what can we do? Oh yeah, sell magazines. Right. I forgot about that. I have a shout out to the makers of the Stuxnet virus who I'm now convinced this is a great meme machine and I'm a little upset but you guys, you know, the makers of the Stuxnet have been improving this worm. So here's a... Oh yeah, so people keep coming up with all these memes, you know, it's like we have the dead foot, we've got the guy who... the dissident who was killed and now we have

1:40:34 The word Myrtus appears in the worm in the code, an artifact the compiler left possibly by accident. That of course is the Myrtle plant. Of course that doesn't mean that druids wrote Stuxnet, but according to the story it refers to Queen Esther. Also known as Hadassah, she saved the Persian Jews from genocide in the 4th century BC. Hadassah means myrtle in Hebrew. There you go! The memes just keep on coming. It all makes sense. So what you need to do in the next version of the Stuxnet is put a little In the Morning in there. Okay, just a little in the morning. It'd be 1 n 7 8 binary yeah do binary whatever it is just put it in the morning in there, please and by the way June 24th 2012 when this thing is supposed to expire that is a Sunday so that we can have a special show we'll have a we can have a Stuxnet show and

1:41:31 But it's just it's so I even now and by the way a lot of smart people are emailing Oh, you know this this must have taken 12 guys. It cost a lot of money to make this thing Yeah, I'm sure it did. How come no one's bitching at Microsoft for allowing this to propagate on their systems You don't read anything about that. No, that's the problem It's a worm that's running on Microsoft stuff get it already stop it So did we play this clip last week the reality cop show with guess who? Don't think so. No well. Here's a reality cop show with guess who I just saw it the other day with guess who I? Know who it is. I know who it is all right I make a living in the movies for the past 20 years I've also been a cop and along with some of the finest deputies on the force I serve the people of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana

1:42:35 My name is Steven Seagal. That's right. Steven Seagal, Deputy Sheriff. You haven't seen this show? This show has been on for a while. This has been on for a year and I missed it. Yeah, oh yeah. And he's a deputy sheriff and he goes and he kicks some ass. He's Steven Seagal, damn it. Kick your ass. She's yeah, Steven Seagal kicking some ass. I know so so I came I found a new you know We always do the drug. We like to do drug commercials on this show that show how ludicrous here They've moved up there. Although this is kind of an amateurish commercial They've they've decided to somebody came up with this idea says, you know The drugs they sell like 10x more than they would normally with these commercials. What about procedures? Oh

1:43:17 Oh yes, that's the next step because all of our drugs have run out of their patents so we might as well start selling procedures. What procedure do you have for me, John? Balloon Sinoplasty. What is Sinoplasty? It's like a balloon up my nose? Yep. Cool, let's listen to it. The pain, the swelling, the unbearable pressure you feel. Admit it, your sinus pain has become so intense, you just don't want to take it anymore. So don't take it. There's a minimally invasive way for your doctor to open your sinuses now. By gently inflating a tiny balloon, doctors open swollen, inflamed sinuses. And it really works. I can breathe. I wouldn't hesitate for a minute to recommend it. Talk to a doctor trained in balloon sinuplasty.

1:44:07 Balloon sinuplasty technology is intended for use by or a doctor. There are associated risks including tissue and mucosal trauma, infection or possible optic injury. Talk with your doctor about the risks and benefits and to determine whether balloon sinuplasty is right for you. Don't wait another day. Go to help... Stick a balloon up your nose. That's great. They blind you but so what? Stick a balloon up your nose. That's great. Awesome. This is a trend. Yeah. Oh yeah and I missed the clinically proven bit but I guess that's coming soon.

1:44:45 We'll have some penile implants. Hey, Billy Boy has done something good. Former President Bill Clinton has now just kind of covered up. Wait, wait, he's done his books? Is that what you're saying from the Clinton Foundation? No, no, he hasn't. Oh, no, we're still waiting for his 2009 books from the Clinton Foundation. No, he has not done that yet. No. Of course not. Remember, raising almost a quarter of a billion dollars a year for the William Jefferson Clinton Foundation, salaries in excess now of at least what the 2008 numbers, 60 million dollars a year. And you know there's a lot of heat on the guy about no money going to Haiti, so what does he do? He donates $500,000 to Sean Penn's Haiti charity, the JP Haitian Relief Organization,

1:45:30 and uh... shut up john they shut up sean pan yeah here it is rebuilding housing for more than one million people displaced by the earthquake will take time as teams on the ground continue to clear a role in building for structure including water and sanitation systems in the interim our commitment to the Petty and Ville Camp managed by JPHRO will ensure that 55,000 people living there including many children can access health care, education and job training services until families are able to move into more permanent homes. How about a tent? And then Sean Penn tells People Magazine

1:46:08 The support of President Clinton and the Clinton Foundation is an extraordinary boost in our organization's ability to continue its work in Haiti. From the beginning, the Clinton Foundation staff and leadership gave generously and shared expertise and essential logistical support. Oh! He had to say that as part of the deal. Yeah, of course, otherwise he wouldn't get the money. I'm sure if Sean Penn really wanted to say what he wanted to say, he'd say, where's the rest of this money these cheap bastards have stolen? Yeah, so there is a report about the rest of the money which is in the Dallas News. You always kind of got to hunt around. There's 1 million Haitians in 1300 squalid camps. What does squalid mean? It means it's a shithole, literally. Okay, thank you. The word of the day is squalid.

1:46:57 A refugee advocacy group said Thursday more than 70% of camps in Haiti, home to an estimated 1.3 million earthquake victims, lack proper international management nearly nine months after the disaster, leaving them at increased risk of sexual and gang violence, hunger and forced eviction. Hey, that's gonna be great, that $500,000, and you stole the other billions. Just take it, how does everyone feel? How do you feel now that when you hear this, when you have to learn the word squalid and you texted your $10 to Bill Clinton directly, that money went directly into his foundation. And we've, it's like unbelievable. Play the Bush clip. Here it is. Here it is. You know it was Bush and Clinton together. It's unbelievable.

1:47:50 Yeah. Squalid. Does it actually mean shit? It doesn't mean shit per se, but it means a shithole in the common parlance. I'm looking up the word here in the dictionary. This is so bothersome. Uncamped, unsanitary, those words will crop up. Yeah, but it's so bothersome that... Yeah, it seems to really bother you. Yeah, well it does because, you know, it's like everyone was on board, all of Hollywood. Hey, George Clooney. George, would you mind explaining this, please? This is what I'm talking about. Squalid. We spotted it from the get-go. Squalid, extremely dirty and unpleasant, especially as a result of poverty or neglect. Yeah. Neglect, the operative word. Yeah, big neglect. But the whole world chipped in. Everyone, oh, and we all had to sing and we all had a little song.

1:48:41 You know, and we all got our little moment of fame there and we sat there in the telephone booth with fake phone ringing sounds and we answered calls and we talked to everybody. Oh, it's so horrible. We're gonna help the Haitian people. Where are you now? Where are you now I say? What are you, queuing your own material? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. I am now. Yeah, I guess so. How about the Twitter moms? Twitter moms, why don't you get on this instead of shilling for the CDC and the pharmaceutical, why don't you start twittering about some real help for Haiti? Twitter moms. The Twitter moms are a front, obviously.

1:49:19 government front. We haven't talked about this thing in Hungary either actually. What? Oh the iron oxide? Yeah, the squalid stuff that's flowing into the Danube River? Well the thing is, you know, about this, I get it's funny because the way they describe it on the mainstream media is as a They, you know, what do they call it? Sludge? Or they call it something, I forgot. They call it red toxic sludge. Red toxic sludge. Okay, well, it's, you know, I don't know how toxic, I mean, it is toxic in terms of you don't want your whole neighborhood, you don't want your ground soaking in this crap. It's essentially iron oxide, which is also known as rust.

1:50:01 So this was rust, I guess it's part of some industrial process that was kept in some reservoir. It's rust water, essentially water that has been inundated with iron oxide and I guess there's a ton of it in there. And so it's red and gooey. But it's not like cholera or bacterial or dog shit. or sewage. It's iron oxide, which is like, yeah, you don't want to be... I don't know, I just find that the chemistry of it is not the same as the way they're describing it, is what I'm saying. They describe it as some toxic sludge is one thing, and you know, iron oxide in suspension, which apparently is what this is, I don't know, for sure I haven't been there.

1:50:48 is something different. So it's corrosive, if it gets on you, you'll drop dead. And they had some woman on one of the shows and she was up to her neck in this stuff. Old lady, she's like an old Hungarian woman, a babushka, and she wasn't dead. Babushka in the mud. She's not dead yet. She's not dead yet. I don't know that iron oxide... Around 150 people were injured by the, and this is from the BBC, by the spill of up to 700,000 cubic meters of red toxic sludge, many receiving burns. Well I'm not sure where that comes from, where the burns come from. Iron oxide as far as I know doesn't burn you.

1:51:29 How do you know it's iron? How can you be so sure about the composition? Well, I'm not sure about what it is. That's what I said. I haven't seen it, but this is what they do. When it first happened, that's the way they described it. They said it was an industrial byproduct consisting of iron oxide. Well, perhaps we need to go and rescue Hungary. Maybe we need to send some UN troops in there to go and do something. I mean there's got to be a reason for this if it's not all that toxic and they're playing it up then there's clear that there has to be a reason. Well let's see, iron oxide is how corrosive is this? Is what we want to know. Emergency crews have been working to dilute the alkaline content of the spill. Okay that could be, that would be different. Adding huge quantities of gypsum and chemical fertilizers to the waters of the Markhall and Raba rivers. And it says here chemical breakdown of the sludge uh 45% is iron oxide

1:52:21 10% is aluminium oxide 5% is silicon dioxide 5% is calcium oxide and like 3% is titanium dioxide and then a little bit is oxygen bonded sodium oxide. Sodium oxide? It's a byproduct of the aluminium process. A lot of aluminium stuff going on around here. We got aluminium everywhere. Aluminium oxide... I don't know, maybe the sodium... So most of it is indeed iron oxide which is rust but then aluminum oxide, aluminum is just is not good for humans. Aluminum oxide is the same, there's that white powder that you get on the outside of aluminum that's aluminum, it's aluminum rust. Right, but you don't go licking it. It wouldn't kill you. All right.

1:53:13 And the titanium, I'm not sure if that's corrosive. I don't know where the corrosive angle is in here. Unless it's in a suspension, I mean, they would have said something about sodium hydroxide or ammonium hydroxide or something that is basic and corrosive that they would need to put that, putting gypsum in. I mean, they would need to dump vinegar in there, it should do the job. I don't know. It's just mysterious. They need to bring a chemist on one of these shows and tell us what the heck's going on because these news reporters don't ask the right questions. This has always been the problem with today's modern news reporting, by the way. It's taught in schools and you're taught to be a neutral observer to the point where you have no expertise whatsoever in anything.

1:53:59 And so you go out and you ask general questions. You never ask the right questions because you're not in that business like in the olden days where people who reported on the steel industry worked in the steel industry and knew what to ask. Nowadays, you just ask these crazy general questions and then you write stuff down. It's red toxic sludge I tell you! Basically. Red toxic sludge! It's toxic! It's red! It's sludge! It makes for good pictures! If you took and drank a cup of it, you'd probably drop dead. Don't drink the red toxic sludge, man! So only a week ago we had this huge alert go out of course to vilify and to denigrate Pakistan which is part of the program which we have been talking about here for quite a while. Now in the Communist Guardian Barack Obama accused of exaggerating terror threat for political gain. What? No shit! Huh!

1:54:57 And of course this is already off the radar. We're not even talking about this anymore. The US terror alert issued this week or last week actually about Al Qaeda plots to attack targets in Western Europe was politically motivated not based on credible new information according to senior Pakistani diplomats. They're getting pissed off now. Now the Pakistanis are getting angry because they're onto it. They know what's happening and actually we received a very thoughtful analysis from Eric from Portland, one of our producers and uh... he also notes and uh... you can meet that we know so little about pakistan it's it's almost not funny but musharraf launched a new political party on uh... october first october twelfth nineteen ninety nine what happened then we're sharp came to power through a political coup after creating a political party what is probably going to happen i think that uh... air for portless portland analysis is that is right on that what's happened now

1:55:58 is uh... so that basically it's a war between china and the united states who controls pakistan Okay, because China wants it's very important for China to have Pakistan geopolitically for the transport of minerals and oil etc Just go look at Google Earth and you'll understand it lies right in a very makes more sense for them than us, right? but we want to control everything and when we want to be the boss of everybody and certainly over the Chinese because they're moving in everywhere and they're grabbing all of everything so we're basically setting the stage for a military coup and

1:56:34 and I believe, now you know I'm big on weather modification and you cannot deny that this has been discussed in our very own government about the fact that these machines exist to modify weather. So a third of Pakistan is underwater. That of course gives us the go ahead to have relief helicopters fly in, yeah, and whatever drones we've got flying around. So I think that what will happen is, you know, Musharraf is a spook, he's a CIA operative. There's going to be another coup, they're going to kick out whoever the current military guy is. And all of this, of course, is being communicated through Agent Woodward's book, which is highly critical of Pakistan, you know, to create some cover, some backstory, which is probably not true either. And we're going to go and grab the Northwest Territories.

1:57:32 yeah we got to do so look for a coup look for a coup Musharraf how coincidental that he has a new political party. I think we should have a pool. The coup pool? Yeah the coup pool. The coup pool. Write that one in your book. The coup pool everybody. So I think you'll find out the timeline from the last time he formed a party and when he took over I'll bet you it's gonna follow the exact same pattern. that's my prediction. Same playbook, 1999 all over again. Yeah, it would be the same playbook, because these guys, what would you change it? It worked before. It worked before, the stupid slaves, whatever. So you do the same exact playbook that you did then and then you take over and then of course you're back in the, you know, the US is back in control which is, you know, with a dictator which is what we like the best and that's the, and then you know, I don't know what's going to happen after that. We love them. Economic hitmen, roll them in, everything's groovy.

1:58:33 So I have some possible end of show clips that might be kind of fun to listen to. And maybe, so there's actually there's two. One which you posted at Dvorak.org slash blog which has been going around although it's kind of better in video. It's the two 9-11 responders, the firefighters who are talking about three different explosions. Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, maybe you should just go to the blog to see that one. But I like the Mike Maloney explaining the dead cat bounce. and he's basically talking to a bunch of bankers and they keep trying to shut him up like you have four more minutes, four more minutes, shut up, four more minutes. When was this done? This was done recently at some conference. I'm going to say in... it felt like it... well let me see if I can find it here. Of course I can't find it that quickly. But he really goes into, you know, the head... it's very simple stuff. It's some technical analysis of the head and shoulders

1:59:37 and the you know the double dipping all the stuff that means that and also the fact that typically a new currency comes around every 30 or 40 years we're now at year 39 of the dollar if you kind of take the 70s into account when we move to the the oil the petrodollar and that there's going to be a new world currency and it probably won't be the dollar So is that what he says? Yeah. Do you want to do that as an end of show clip or not that interesting? No, I mean I might as well play it. I'd like to hear it. I mean I'm not a subscriber to the disappearance of the dollar as the main currency because I don't think back in the day when these currencies were being flip-flopped around that we had an economic hitman scenario and a system run by people that aren't going to put up with these changes. Okay. But we'll roll it anyway. It's like four minutes. It's kind of fun to listen to.

2:00:29 And so what we didn't get to today, but I mean I really don't know what to say about it other than duh is this kid who Whose car was bugged with a GPS tracking device. Yeah, the feds came to ask for it back Yeah, he finds this this is on the blog too. You can find it on there. It's everywhere. It's everywhere Look up FBI. Anyway, apparently the FBI put some the guy was an Arab and so they put a track He was an Arab He was an ARAB and they put this huge tracking device in his car which apparently he found. A giant stick. It's huge with a big battery pack. So he took it out and he was thinking of putting it on another car or throwing it in a river. I mean there's a lot of possibilities here. And meanwhile so he takes out so they come

2:01:12 They come big to me we want we want a shovel back and it's gonna be he's gonna be in a lot of trouble if he doesn't give it back we're gonna make your life miserable slave you shut up and give us our tracking device and literally from bi corporation yeah literally I Think it would have been what I would do by the way if I found one of these I know they're gonna come back looking for I mean if you don't want to put it on a dog which would be funny is that you uh... definitely you know the things that you can open them up just open a thing up and then do you know it's scored in a little uh... hydrochloric acid or uh... dog shit or something into the thing packet in there and then close it back up you said dog shit twice on this show ice dog shit day it's dog shit day i like the idea of putting it on an animal i think that's kind of funny uh... but uh...

2:02:05 It's kind of abhorrent that this is happening. This is like the guy's an A-Rab. Let's track him. The sob went for a smog check. Maybe I should check underneath and see what I've got on it now. Yeah, make sure you always ask you when you go in for a check, make sure there's no tracking devices on your car. Excuse me, did you put a tracking device in my car? I'd have to answer truthfully. Did you just sign this affidavit that you didn't put a tracking device on my car? Anyway, so funny, but yet not so funny because this is now standard fare and it's not like everyone's outraged It was like oh, that's so funny. They came and asked for back How about the outrage of this happening in the first place? And then just two quick stories from out there lovely to see on Dvorak org slash blog something that I've been talking about for as long as this program has been on the internets and

2:02:59 Photoshopped NASA images covering up obvious bases and other Life forms that are out there. You can go ahead and read it. It's in the show notes no agenda show calm This is of Saturn's moons and they've photoshopped it to hide stuff. I mean the whole, all the moon pictures are, this is nothing new. It's like, oh gee. Okay, now that you're mentioning, you brought it up, you brought up the aliens thing. We know that, you know, this is a point, a moment of, well we have a disagreement on this. So the 13th of October is when, well they're already showing themselves worldwide.

2:03:36 Oh really? Yes, and someone very close to you. Oh wait hold on there's one across the street. Excuse me John. Hey buddy! I promise not to reveal the identity, but one of your family members has actually seen a UFO in the past week. And that family member emailed me about it. I know the story. They saw, yeah, an unidentified object in the sky, probably a remote-controlled plane or something. This person, who shall go unnamed, said, I saw a UFO, don't tell John. Yeah, well she did. She told me. Oh, well then why did she make it such a big secret? She couldn't hold it because I was moaning and groaning about something and I guess she couldn't maintain, you know, her cool and she had to tell me. So anyway, whatever the case is, the 13th

2:04:29 Yes, they're supposed to show up everywhere. Yep, and so what's it? What's Thursday? What Thursday's what day? 14th I think is it's a 10. Yeah Wednesday on Thursday we can talk about all the pictures on Thursday the 14th we can talk about how it never happened okay, and if that doesn't happen then mark down November 9th on your calendar and That is when the Large Hadron Collider goes full speed. I thought it's already gone full speed. Oh no, no, no. They've been lying about that. I have an article here that literally says they've been lying about it. The 9th of November is when they crank that puppy up to full speed and good riddance to y'all.

2:05:23 Ninety-nine, so what you're saying is November 11th, we probably won't be doing a show. November 9th. No, November 11th there will be no show. Because we'll all be oblivious. We'll all be obliviated. We'll be blown to bits, exactly. Anyway, I look forward to speaking with all of you and comparing notes on the ships that appear. And please also feel free, of those of you who have already purchased a ticket for the mothership, go to noagendamothership.com. You can see what the logo will look like, beautiful 3D rendering of your boarding pass.

2:06:03 So those are forthcoming, those of you who are on the lucky 33-33 month boarding pass support system for us, for the show. And as you know, John is staying behind, apparently with Mimi now. She is not going along. So I guess you've subjugated her into believing your message that it's all bullcrap. No, she wasn't buying my message. It's just us here in the universe, John. It's just us. I don't... It's just us, no one else. Coming to you from Gitmo Nation West at the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in the People's Republic of Southern California, where I wish I still smoked weed. I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where it is 10-10-10 day. A reminder to all those out there that so far this month it's been nothing but weird things happening which is typical. I'm John C. Dvorak. We appreciate your support.

2:07:00 Talk to you on Thursday, everybody.