1:41:27 And that brings us to the people we'd like to thank for bringing us their treasure in addition to time and talent because there's no way we could be doing this show. We would be, in fact, cancelled if we had advertisements or corporate money cause that would go away very quickly all you have to do is go bitch and moan to the advertisers and you get cancelled! That's how it works. It works? It's so easy. That's a mechanism It's beautiful. Get the guy off you I don't like this guy when him off the air Yeah, so let me go bitch and moan to the advertiser call in the Sleeping Giants kids They'll do it for ya and pay them a little bit of money they'll be about damn yeah Oh, yeah, no they're still active. They're still out there So we really appreciate our producers who help us in a financial way And We'd like to thank the ones who came in bigly
1:42:18 With an executive producer or associate executive producer credit right in the show kind of the way Hollywood does it well the top? Of the list is Alexander Pellegrino for six hundred sixty seven dollars and zero cents from San Diego, California I cannot find a note from Alexander Pellegrino And I cannot find might be something somewhere but it's not under the subject line donation So I'm just gonna have to wait for him to come along with something he wants us to do or say. He might even want to be anonymous, which is really the problem with this sort of thing you gotta put something in that box on PayPal and some people well You know you can't do it on a phone Well if you're gonna put in a big donation Get to a real machine and do it that way If you want to be anonymous Now we sent via Paypal? What? He sends through paypal
1:43:11 Yeah. No, I don't have anything from him either. Well thank you very much though Alexander Pellegrino Mr. Pellegrino. Of course that name could be all wet. True. Could be watered down. Yay yay yay! It's much appreciated. Sandra Walker is next on the list for $333.33 from Roswell Georgia Not THE Roswell, but Roswell Georgia. Hey guys! Hey guys!! I've been listening since July when i heard Adam on the Tom Woods show another Tom Woods convert good Another Tom Woods show It was perfect timing as I suddenly found myself with much more time on my hands due to the COVID lockdown. I'm embarrassed it has taken me so long to donate. I cashed out some Bitcoin during their recent spike As a birthday present of myself which on December 14th please add me to the list
1:44:00 You're on the list, I think. We got a big list today! Yeah. I wanted to share some of my favorite podcasters Adam and John. I appreciate you guys doing the work exposing the bigger picture that the M5M seems to ignore or intentionally cover up? Do they cover it up or do they ignore it? I don't know. Yes, the answer is yes unequivocally he has one of the two yeah, I've been called a prepper and a conspiracy theorist since I was a teenager in the 90s It all started with Art Bell on late-night AM radio My friends who used to make fun of me are now asking for prepping advice
1:44:41 What kind of water holds up best? Do I need to save salt? MREs and blood clotting gauze. I hit a few of them, yeah there's a good one. Blood clotting gauze! I have that, blood clotting gauze. I bet you do. I've hit a few in the mouth and it has made our conversation so much more fun. I don't have to worry about saying something too far out. By the way this note is too long. I want to mention that to you Prepper Bringing the Conversation to a Screeching Hope. It's interesting enough I can read it, but I've noticed something. I wonder if you've heard of this before? It seems when sheeple start to step outside the herd and look at the bigger picture they go through almost a grieving process. And I think I went through this myself! At first they are outraged and lose themselves in research trying to figure everything out then they try to share this info with others but no one will listen so they withdraw and go through about
1:45:37 of depression. Then they go so deep down in the rabbit hole that they are consumed with fear and rush to gather their preps after a while, they become overwhelmed and they give up hope eventually they make it back around being content just sit back enjoy the show. This is where Noah comes into the equation. Bingo! You guys seem to have a way for making The Great Reset and The New World Order funny You know why? Because it's hilarious. It is funny, that's why! Anyways I keep trying to hit my husband in the mouth... Oh jeez poor guy he hasn't taken the bait yet however our three human resources don't have a choice no agenda is now required listening in our homeschool yes my tweens try to act like they aren't interested but I catch them quoting The Message
1:46:33 I catch him quoting the show all the time. Sorry, it says shown and I got lost to get propaganda talking points. I'm sorry show all the time saying things to each other like shut up slave and we're all going to die even though we don't watch or listen any five by the way that's the takeaway from America's children is shut up slave and we're all gonna die work. We're doing a good job. Yeah, it's making it even funnier We don't watch or listen to any M5M in our home. They still manage to get propagandist talking points from their friends." Of course, that's exactly the friends who are most dangerous. Now thanks to The No Agenda Show they get to hear the clips from real news sources along with the deconstruction
1:47:14 It sounds so much better coming from someone other than mom. Yeah, which makes my job so much easier Thank you a couple of weeks ago You joked about broadcasting your show over ham radio I have recently gotten my first radio and I'm studying for my technician's license Oh excellent And you'll be at no one very quickly take a lot of the to take a lot of the tests because that you okay? No, it's too long for me to give you some tips on this. Here is the tip that is important all you need is the FCC practice test for this year It will be exact same questions and the exact same answers as a real test
1:47:54 The only difference is the answers will be in a different order. So if you can get the practice test, which is available online, you'll ace it because you'll know the answers. It'll be...the answers will be there for you. Yeah that's pretty much it. If you could take the test over and over and over again, you'll see which ones you missed. There are more questions available than the ones you're going to get! True but they do give them all to you. All the answers are available, all the questions are available, they change it every year and you just take the test over and over until you nail it three or four times in a row and then just go do it! It's kind of like the helicopter test Exactly the same. It's a license to learn how to fly I'm trying to convince... she continues her note, her lengthy note. I'm trying to convince my friends to get radios too so they will have a way to communicate when censorship and cyber attacks take down the internet
1:48:49 We will all need no agenda more than ever. So I'm seriously suggesting you figure out a way to broadcast over shortwave and get it going now, it's not possible as sort of a backup plan in case of emergency." Sorry this note has gotten a bit long okay just one more thing I have a question for Adam yeah? I hear you refer to your wife is the keeper yes I always assume that you meant she was the one as in one you decided to keep. But with the recent talk of the Kraken keeper, it got me thinking maybe you mean she's your keeper? As in Adam keeper? Which is it?!
1:49:26 No jingles, no karma. Just get on with the show love and light Sandra Walker well in fact it is John C Dvorak who coined this phrase after during our courtship mine and Tina's when he learned that she is an outstanding minimalist suitcase packer and Immediately coined her as a keeper yep And as the courtship continued I discovered there were many reasons She is a keeper So she is in fact a keeper and yes, she also was my keeper. But not in the classic way. Yeah I said that she's the keeper and you're right, I forgot the exact reason why I called her that but the reason was because there's something about women who know how to pack for travel especially when they go to Europe The women who carry out suitcases size of refrigerator
1:50:23 with full giant balls of shampoo, those women should be dumped. And you even proclaimed this! You gave her the keeper tag despite being extremely upset that I had found love and was not going to enable you to live through my escapades vicariously as an eligible bachelor? Yes there's some truth to this too I'll explain what it was Adam was dating all these different women and he had these ribald tales to tell me after the show is over And I was getting a kick out of it. I thought it was hilarious, and I was very disappointed when he settled down And Sandra we really appreciate you asking that question stop by any time okay? You've got
1:51:17 Karma I don't take the next one since that was long. This is Emily ball 333 from Cottonwood Cali for na a dear John and Adam And she's got some jingles here for terrible terrier karma science build back better for someone else this will be my first donation, but the de-douching an executive producer credit will go to my handsome man his name is Adam You've been He douched. It's his birthday this Monday, so please put him on the list he is This donation will also be the start of his journey to becoming Sir Lemurian of Mount Shasta Adam hit me in the mouth last December when we met, but I really started listening in earnest in March during the beginning of the COVID madness. Keeping small amygdalae is a part of how we stay together in society and that keeps trying to tear us apart! As someone who has always felt overwhelmed by the super apparent fakeness of news, I finally feel like I can pay attention what's going on without losing my mind.
1:52:14 One less uninformed or under-informed millennial. You may be over socialized though, we're not sure yet We have to run you through a battery of tests Thank you so much, Emily concludes for all the work you do in the community of rational minded people. You have created well they really created themselves around us and thank you to my amazing partner Adam for always taking care of me and our three kitties with T's kitties we are fearless and resilient here in Northern California happy birthday to my love and Merry Christmas to all Emily ball of Cottonwood California I am science! For a better life, beyond your freedom Build back better for someone else You've got... Karma
1:53:11 Super. Jan Houghton in McMinnville, Oregon is next also with $333 credit Michael Riley as the producer please this is his Christmas gift oh that's a nice gift that's very nice no there's some love happening there John's this executive producer. Yeah, we'll make Charles We're in a W e r n where and or wear I just gotta be weird what else could it be in Chicago? Chicago $333 another Donation of three three three my wife and I listen to your show and try never did miss an episode We are part of the liberal elite
1:53:51 Graduates of the top MBA program work in tech and we're surrounded by people who parrot the headlines that you discuss on the show. We find it super valuable to have counter perspective, we're donating to celebrate my wife's 30th birthday so happy birthday Sonia from Alex. Uh, oh from Alex. Yeah. Jingle requests and Alex deducing he needs a deducing some day both You've been deduced Jobs karma shut up slave note please that early the birthday she is on the list She's in here you go you better jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for John You've got karma
1:54:38 Thank you. Where's Alex is Charles, but okay Keith sorrow a sorrow loose 333 bucks he was on the lash yeah This is your wine guy that you you visit oh yes, though I received got to sorrow loose winery down in Yes down south of me Dear John and Adam thank you for reading my note I was excited to be executive producer. However, I can see my note read as an advertisement rather than the spirit that it was intended I apologize. I'm such a douchebag please de douche me Oh No, he says please do she know we can't do shim for that this is how you're not getting douche for this and there's also That's producers can call other producers out We don't regularly douche people by the way, and yeah It wasn't because I plug your winery. Yeah really? What's your problem bro? I'm mad
1:55:31 my donation from last week he continues and only asked for you to hit my friend Jeff S-E-I-K in the mouth meaning, he needs to be douched. He's a douchebag. Oh okay. DOUCHEBAG! We can do that I guess yeah And play the Don't Eat Me Bojiden for my son The wine is on the way Your winemaker friend Keith Sarloose Yes very nice he also contacted me and he's gonna send Some some wine as well. Good good yes, good good Yes I'd have to give my actual address They can't send it to a P o box is way too valuable Yay Thank you Keith and there we have Martin van den enden who's our guy in Ultrashed? Yes, Marlin Martijn fondon enden mark paying
1:56:35 303 dear professor Dvorak and the right honorable ambassador to the Netherlands. Mr. Curry More humor there than most people imagine no, it's I am listening to this show since Adam was on Joe Rogan Oh This is not a root of you're right wrong guy Not really a rogue night because they specifically went to the episode to listen to what Adam had to say Well as was the whole episode Yes I lost track of Adam since the left countdown or stopped watching. I can't remember, since then i'm a frequent listener appreciating your media deconstruction which is especially helpful in these challenging times already donated once but I couldn't really follow up since the Rona was severely attacking my travel business ah
1:57:22 Yes, but now we were building back better. What possibly could go wrong on a serious... by the way that's the right voice. Yes! What could possibly go wrong? On a serious note uh the vaccine even what I might think of it will hopefully save my business so thanks Joe Joe got to do with it. Wow, can I have a new you've got pharma for building the business back better? A TPP jobs karma for our staff and I don't eat me bojai din coincidentally just for the fun of it Cheers from Ultras I think we can do that and all even roll out the build back better for ya no problem
1:58:05 For a better life, beyond your freedom Build back better for someone else Jobs But you've got pharma I'm glad someone asked for it Chisel Distinctly is next with 260.60 in Maryland Uh, please dedouche me. You've been de-douched! I saw this note earlier and got a kick out of it. I know you'll like it. Mmm. I found your show two years ago after searching Apple Podcasts with the keywords fake moon landing. Ha ha ha! Wooo! Ha ha ha! I was instantly hooked. Beautiful
1:58:59 I work as a skilled craftsman in the Maryland, DC and Northern Virginia area. The time last year was anticipating the start of restoration project at the US Capitol building. I was annoyed when they postponed it because of the impeachment It was then supposed to begin in mid-March but as you well know Corona! Fortunately, work has been steady in residential and commercial construction sectors. Unfortunately I live in Baltimore where the newly elected Mayor Brandon Scott has shut down all indoor and outdoor dining until further notice due to COVID-19 This causes the city's tourism agency to suspend its We're Ready campaign aimed at stopping the hemorrhage that is the hospitality industry. Right
1:59:48 Ready for what there isn't even an in-person attendance at the Ravens games I would be remiss if I didn't call out Rhino government Larry butthole. Oh, sorry Larry butterbean Hogan we've had him like we've had clips from him on this he's a total douche for being a cuck and During this pandemic, or plandemic. He writes plandemic Thank you both for being a brilliant beacon of light during this era of extreme gaslighting Could you please play You've Got Corona Fauci's Wheeze followed by Orange I'd love to You've got corona WHEEZE!
2:00:36 Especially spout she's weasel It's beautiful Keith Larson in Long Lake, Minnesota nuts 250. ITM quarterly donation keep doing the work JCD I'm not a wine guy but took your advice in the 2016 Bordeaux and it didn't disappoint happy Christmas needs jobs karma Jobs! Jobs! Jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs karma. That was a big hit I got a lot of responses from people saying they really have been enjoying their 2016 Bordeaux on your recommendation no it's true hard to do any one year it's hard to do a blanket recommendation like that well you did if and you did it my friend you are out there yeah just been my experience you know I've been stunned by some of these cheap wines I bought exactly beautiful Mike Mike Sam is next on the list in San Marcos California
2:01:39 $200.33 as we round this up, gentlemen I hope to sketch you in time for Sunday show. I will listen live which rarely happens as a migrate from San Diego to central New Hampshire after seven years of nagging my wife to get out at this beautiful weather. San Diego by the way is the weather capital of the United States sorry Florida and go back to the cold woods she finally jumped on board I don't know why she did that. All it took was a pandemic, well California probably helped losing our social life homeschooling our kids on Zoom and two near nervous breakdowns if you get this in time it should be somewhere in Arizona when you're reading this we sold everything and bought a nine-room inn across from the lake and tucked away in a quiet little town
2:02:30 After we complete our remodel, I'll send in another donation and shamelessly plug the end. Eh, we expect a room! Until now you gave me a big bundle of karma for this road trip until now Oh, can you give me a big bundle of karma for this road trip and the move? Thanks for keeping my amygdala small Cheers Mike. Of course here comes a big bundle owed to karmas You've got Karma good luck with a nice trip. Yeah, good luck with the inn. Yeah Take your time remodeling, let me tell ya. Baron Dirty Dick Bangs of DC and Washington $200
2:03:08 I had the delicious 17... oh, he and I chatted about... I was gonna say when i read this note. I was somewhat confused as everyone's been buying places like the toilet paper scare there's no more 2016 Bordeaux anywhere on shelves and here Dirty Dick Bangs comes in and says he's getting 2017! And did he get some secret advice? Yeah, he got some secret advice. 2017 is something you can't have a blanket recommendation for but he has a kid born in 2017 and he needed a wine so I gave him one that's very specific wine that would be okay. And he's gonna keep it until the kids 21?
2:03:49 Yeah. Nice! And he also orders some 2019, which is the Lynch Bage, which is a stunner if you can even find it. For my youngest Colton's birthday year this donation is to cover John's billable hourly rate for his 10 minutes on the phone to give me the recommendation and Adam's two minutes to read cover for John if he misread anything. Hey I guess I'm cheap Outside of the show's overall value, I felt like i had to donate for the Inside Baseball & Wine Value For Value. Shoutouts to Team ABC! Archer Campbell bangs age 3 loves goat screams. Barrett Alexander bangs newly turned 5 loves the drone takeoff sound effect. Oh, I wish that was ready for you okay keep going
2:04:41 And Colton Reed Bangs, age 19 months president of the Goat Scream Fan Club. No jingles just big sales karma baron dirty dick of DC. Ah where is my drone? Gosh darn it don't have well we'll just give him the group car then I don't know what my drone went You've got It's kind of annoying, huh? In a draw. Ah! Here it is. I know I got you ya dirty dick bang kid. And we'll throw in the goat stream Get that thing out of here. Anyway that concludes our list of executive producers associate executive producers for show
2:05:28 1303 right yes it is indeed Wow 1303 what are they protesters get out of my way I'm busy We really appreciate this, these contributions from our executive producers and associate executive producers. You can probably display these credits anywhere credits are recognized an even IMDB as you know we'll vouch for in there's plenty more you can point to the show that is for real but also know that you have truly helped produce the best podcast in the universe yet again another episode outside of the entire takedown cancel culture That has become the internet
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