8 chapters across the catalog
New York City health officials issued a warning after two cats contracted bird flu, leading to the death of one kitten. The infection was linked to raw chicken in "Savage Cat" brand pet food, prompting an investigation by the FDA. The incident has sparked a debate over the safety of raw diets for pets during avian influenza outbreaks.
Testing Accuracy Concerns, Lockdown Fatigue, Scalia Genes
Reports of pet cats testing positive for COVID-19 highlight concerns about the accuracy and sensitivity of diagnostic tests. Parody songs express the frustration of workers unable to put food on the table due to lockdowns. A clip mentions the "Scalia genes" of a public figure, while other segments discuss the "mountain" of the infection curve and the slow rollout of phased reopening plans.
Domestic Pets and COVID-19, UC Davis Veterinary Study
A report from UC Davis discusses the transmission of COVID-19 from humans to domestic pets, particularly cats. While most animals show mild symptoms, the hosts suggest this narrative is a precursor to marketing COVID-19 vaccines for pets. They joke about the public's likely outrage if the government begins mandating shots for dogs and cats.
Pets as Asymptomatic Carriers and Masked Football Players
New reports suggest that cats can be asymptomatic carriers of the virus, leading to fears of pet abandonment by shamed owners. Additionally, football players at the University of Pittsburgh and Virginia Tech are now required to wear masks while actively playing on the field.
The discussion focuses on the dangers of applying human dietary trends, such as veganism, to pets. Veterinary experts warn that cats are obligate carnivores and that homemade or grain-free diets can lead to severe health issues, including bone deformities and paralysis in young animals.
A brief personal update covers the death of a family cat named Zoey and the various animals at the Dvorak residence. The exchange references a Facebook message regarding frequent moving and the current status of the "Dvorak Zoo."
A host shares a story from 1982 Amsterdam about using an illegal answering machine to talk to his cat, "Dickhead," when he couldn't make it home. The discussion concludes with advice to only get pets if the owner has the time to properly care for them in person.
A CNN report introduces "Pet Food Stamps," a donation-based program helping low-income families feed their pets. The hosts joke about the desperation of the economy, suggesting that people might eventually resort to eating cat food mixed with macaroni and cheese. They brainstorm "Tuna a la King" as a satirical name for such a meal.
