Topic: Ninjas

Jeremy Lee of Cheyenne, Wyoming, celebrated his 15th wedding anniversary with his wife Brandy. The segment transitions into a discussion about the Home Shopping Network and QVC, specifically a Ninja ice cream maker. Memories of famous home shopping personalities and their interactions with callers are shared.

CDC Director Rochelle Walensky is urging Americans over 50 to receive their second booster shots as the BA.5 variant spreads. Media outlets have dubbed the new strain the "Ninja" or "Houdini" variant due to its ability to bypass existing defenses. The hosts question the efficacy of continued boosting if the vaccines do not prevent infection from the latest mutations.

The Cyber Ninjas' forensic audit of Maricopa County's 2020 election results revealed significant technical discrepancies, including deleted access logs and dual-boot drives on voting machines. While the audit did not provide a definitive conclusion on the winner, it highlighted severe vulnerabilities in the digital voting infrastructure.

The U.S. State Department issued a Level 4 "Do Not Travel" advisory for the Netherlands, citing both COVID-19 risks and potential terrorist threats. This follows the high-profile assassination of crime reporter Peter R. de Vries in Amsterdam. In local news, the owner of Ninja Sushi in Del City, Oklahoma, donated to the show after facing pressure from a business partner to receive a vaccine.

The United States announced the purchase of 35 tons of heavy water from Iran as part of the nuclear deal to reduce Iran's stockpile. This news is juxtaposed with a tangent about being hypnotized by a QVC segment for a Ninja Super Blender.

The hosts critique a "fabricated" controversy surrounding a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie poster that featured an exploding skyscraper and a September 11th release date in Australia. They argue Paramount Pictures created the story for free publicity. They also mention a Philip Seymour Hoffman movie trailer that uses a reference to heroin to grab attention.

Benjamin Fulford, spokesperson for the White Dragon Society, claims to represent a global alliance capable of summoning 200 million ninjas. Fulford discusses a battle against a "Satan-worshipping financial mafia" and proposes a new world system involving massive wealth redistribution. The hosts examine his claims regarding Vladimir Putin's role in this global transition.

Vice President Joe Biden's mention of Mongolia's prosperity is identified as a "tell" for U.S. interests in the region's mineral wealth. Mongolia is currently experiencing a gold rush involving 60,000 "ninja miners" who pan for gold in rivers. The discussion suggests the U.S. may be interested in Mongolia's rare earth elements, which are critical for modern technology and currently dominated by China.

A donor celebrates one year of sobriety and makes amends for past "douchebaggery" by contributing to the show. Another listener describes the grueling corporate culture in Pittsburgh, where employees are shamed for taking lunch breaks. The hosts criticize the tech industry's use of terms like "Coding Ninja" to exploit software developers.

Reports indicate that thousands of women in Iran are training as "ninja fighters," adding a sensationalist layer to Middle Eastern tensions. Simultaneously, the vaccine industry is pushing for expanded adult vaccinations for whooping cough and developing new treatments for norovirus and hepatitis C.

The show processes a series of donations from the "No Agenda" community, including a $119.33 contribution from IT Ninja. Armin Breuer in Vienna requested "karma" for his partner Barbie's safe return, while Black Knight George van der Horst reported that a previous karma request resulted in a successful business offer. The segment reinforces the show's interactive "value for value" economy.