Topic: Mesa

Former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters was sentenced to nine years in prison for her role in an election tampering case. Peters was convicted of allowing unauthorized individuals to access voting machines in a search for evidence of fraud following the 2020 election. Judge Matthew Barrett delivered a stern rebuke during sentencing, labeling Peters a "charlatan" and emphasizing that her actions posed a danger to democratic processes.

A "mass meditation" event occurred on April 4th, aimed at opening an "astral Stargate" to bring a positive outcome to the pandemic. Sir Gin Watcher of the Stargate from Massachusetts and producers from Luxembourg and Chicago contribute to the show. Chuck D from Mesa, Arizona, donates toward his knighthood while wishing a happy birthday to his son Josh.

Producers Chuck D from Arizona and Chris Kincaid from Texas are recognized for their significant donations. Kincaid is knighted as "Sir Handshot First of the Order of Solo and the Wookiee" following his transition from a long-time listener to a financial supporter.

A producer provides a first-hand account of the atmosphere at the Otay Mesa Detention Facility in San Diego, where employees have received death threats following public calls to action by celebrities like Peter Fonda. The facility, operated by the private company CCA, houses adults awaiting trial for serious crimes rather than children. The account also details a visit by Nancy Pelosi, who reportedly confronted the facility's chaplain regarding biblical justifications for border policy.

A music teacher involved in the "Flutes Around the World" program was arrested following allegations of contaminating PVC flutes with bodily fluids. School districts in Southern California, including Fullerton and Newport Mesa, have instructed parents to turn in the instruments for federal testing.

The hosts read notes from Associate Executive Producers, including Sir JC the Schmid and Bo Brown. The segment covers various listener requests for "job karma," birthday shout-outs, and a discussion on cycling etiquette in Missouri.

Sir Brian Ferguson requests to be named the Baron of Costa Mesa. Another producer, Dale Thornton, promotes a Kickstarter project for a "Douchebag"—a rugged canvas duffle bag with the word "Douche" written on it. One of the hosts claims to have had the same product idea years prior but was talked out of it.

The show's "peerage map" is updated as Sir Brian Ferguson becomes the Baron of Costa Mesa and Sir Gerald Jeanette claims Southwestern Ontario. Three new knights—Sir Otaku, Sir Gadget Viscoso, and Sir Kyle—are officially dubbed. The hosts reiterate their gratitude for the "value-for-value" model as the show enters its seventh year.