Topic: Fabrication

Adam Curry introduces a new recurring segment titled "This Did Not Happen," specifically targeting anecdotes shared by Governor Gavin Newsom. He mocks a recent story where Newsom claimed an entire restaurant staff came out to hug him in tears. The hosts plan to use this segment to highlight what they perceive as blatant fabrications by political figures.

The role of private equity in "raping the economy" is discussed, specifically regarding the acquisition of companies like Joann Fabrics and various HVAC and veterinary services. Critics argue that these firms saddle businesses with debt and use tax loopholes like "carried interest" while the actual service quality declines.

Joann Fabrics, the largest fabric retailer in the U.S., has filed for bankruptcy and begun closing 800 stores. The decline is attributed to sewing becoming a "lost art" as schools phase out home economics and shop classes in favor of gender studies. The hosts reminisce about learning to sew and the history of the store, which originally began as a cheese shop.

Former Facebook executives Chamath Palihapitiya and Sean Parker have issued warnings about the social network's impact on society. Palihapitiya expressed guilt over creating tools that use dopamine-driven feedback loops to rip apart the social fabric. Parker admitted that the platform was designed to exploit vulnerabilities in human psychology to keep users hooked.

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad denied ordering a chemical attack, stating that Syria relinquished its chemical arsenal years ago. He characterized the reports of the Khan Sheikhoun incident as a 100% fabrication by the West and Al-Qaeda to provide a pretext for U.S. strikes. Assad questioned the validity of the evidence and the status of the reported victims.

The hosts contrast the pediatricians' report with mainstream media coverage that frames the administration's policy shift as "denying students' rights" and "tearing at the social fabric." They also discuss Caitlyn Jenner's public response to Trump and a listener's claim about a political schism within the transgender community based on hormone use. They predict Jenner may eventually "transition back" to Bruce for a book deal.

Joe Scarborough defended Brian Williams by citing biblical verses about "casting the first stone," while simultaneously hinting that many in the industry have secrets. This occurs alongside criticisms of other NBC reports, such as a Richard Engel segment during the Sochi Olympics that allegedly fabricated a story about immediate hacking of mobile devices to create a sense of danger.

Pantone announced Marsala as the 2015 Color of the Year, described as a brownish maroon. The discussion covers the influence of Pantone on the fashion industry and fabric manufacturers, who must coordinate colors seasons in advance. A specific hex code, #955251, is identified for the shade, which is currently unavailable in retail stores.

Listener Fabrice Schumey reports securing a dream job building race cars, which the hosts attribute to "Job Karma." A series of $69.69 donations triggers the "Bill and Ted" jingle, and a listener shares a story about winning a bet on the Melbourne Cup using "No Agenda methodology."

Amy Goodman is criticized for her op-eds on the climate crisis, which the hosts claim ignore scientific data in favor of political narratives. Neil deGrasse Tyson is accused of using fabricated quotes in his public speeches to make political opponents look foolish. Wikipedia editors are reportedly removing "contrarian" information regarding global warming and Tyson's inaccuracies to protect their preferred narratives.

Three executive producers are recognized for their $1,000 and $333 donations: Shady Lane, Roy Strahan from Western Australia, and Fabrice Roux from Marseille, France. A discussion follows regarding the correct pronunciation of the name Roux in southern France and the human versus kangaroo population in Australia.

Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Ron Suskind alleges in his new book that the Bush administration fabricated intelligence to justify the Iraq War despite knowing no weapons of mass destruction existed. Both the White House and the CIA have issued denials regarding these claims. Suskind maintains he has recorded interviews and signed affidavits to support his reporting.