2:09:05 and say I'm an executive producer of the No Agenda show, let me in. And he'll probably get shot! $200 above associate executive producer you can put it on IMDB.com or any of your social media profiles, your LinkedIn looks very impressive there and we'll read your note three hundred dollars and above You get an executive producer credit and will read your note And we start off with Joel sides from Medina Texas who comes in with five hundred fifteen thirty eight I'm pretty sure that's five hundred dollars plus the fees and he says John You are a very good job of co-hosting the show. I think he means do a very good job I don't care what Adam says about you around the hill country I Don't know what I say You do this show is always entertaining and very informative Thanks for all the hard work Oh Not your not oh yes, I am Commodore sides She
2:10:04 He's a little discombobulated in his note there. But thank you, Joel! I speak nothing but highly of Dvorak Some lady came up to me the other day and said John cra- what did she say? She said John cracked me up with something...I forget what it was Came up to me not saying like hey man You're so awesome or I saw you on Rogan No no John was so funny on the last show So it does happen people love you Sir dude named Ralph in Miami, Florida He came in with 515 38 there we go same thing which means the Commodore plus $15.38 for their PayPal her PayPal yeah this note is from my donation of 1550 or five one five three eight to earn my rank of Commodore of the no agenda show
2:10:57 I want to thank you both, the back and the back office team and all the producers for making The Best Podcast in the Universe possible. This show has been a valuable resource to me over the years may please have some jobs karma to ensure my job seeking success! All the best Baron Dude named Ralph. Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs You've got karma. We go to Jeff Baric, I think B-A-R-I-C-H, Baric from Coos Bay Oregon 350 and 93 cents which he says is 333 dot 33 plus the PayPal fees Jingles requested the full Trump clip of they're eating the dogs are eating the cats They're eating the pets followed by little girl yay And this is a switcheroo uh oh all right let me
2:11:49 Get this ready here in the morning My name is Jeff Barrett. Okay, you print a handy pronunciation guide there Jeff Thank you that is he got it got it Baric. And this donation is for my smoking hot wife Libby Barich's birthday on 3-3 which is coming up tomorrow I'd like this $333.33 plus PayPal fees donation to be in her name Libby donated on my behalf years ago, I don't think either of us were deduced so we both need to be deduced We can do that Oops I got a de-douche. You've been de-douched! So we'll say that's for Libby and this one is for you, Robbie. You've been de-douched! The message to Libby...
2:12:36 Happy birthday, and I want to thank you for all your support over the years It is truly the glue that holds our team together And I love you very much message to John and Adam. I'd also like to thank you guys For your coverage and let you know that you both really helped us stay sane throughout the kovat craziness in Springfield They're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating They're eating the pets Still funny that is still the winning of the winning quote for me or the election That was a little quote. The landslide quote people don't appreciate it for what it is no
2:13:19 Abel's Dos Santos in Luanda. Oh, Africa news Africa donation this does not have... Luanda what is that Congo? Angola! That's right oh that's pretty cool well that's nice we got a Luanda Angola donation $343 and 75 cents thanks for being the greatest podcast in the world, universe too by the way. I really appreciated searching or reaching out from Luanda Angola Africa. Send pictures! What's your rig? I want to see your rig down there
2:13:58 Hey Commodore G checks in from Cincinnati, Ohio with 343 75 as always you guys deliver glad to be a producer on the Zelensky smackdown episode Commodore Indy the White Shepherd says hello as well infinity more years Ryan M. In cold spring New York came here with three four three three three Hello John C and Adam I, Ryan M. of the Lower Hudson Valley have finally arrived at the round table with a third payment of $34333. I wish to be knighted as Sir Weegee The Famous. Sir Weegee The Famous. Please have two tubes of both the salt and pepper mix... Of both! Which is the name of the product Both. Uh..the salt and pepper mix available for me at the round table
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2:15:55 Did you receive a package of like these CBD THC pills? No. From an outfit called, I think it's 1060 or 1090 No. I did get my first Ohio State hoodie though and i will be thanking everyone who sent these Oh that's nice, now I don't know who this is It comes in a bag that says definitely not drugs which is pretty funny...I don't know who sent it I think it's 10, 16. Oh well I got some... Okay i have a similar situation. Ah! I had three is uh..I can't remember the brand name real pepper or something there's these hot sauces three different hot sauces somebody sent they was packaged well enough that the fact of the matter is that three bottles of hot sauce tobacco size bottles tabasco size i'm sorry tobacco sized bottles
2:16:54 And there were three of them. There's a habanero, there was another kind of irregular one and then there was the ghost pepper one The ghost pepper one broke Oh no! Split in half Oh No! And coated the packing material It didn't leak out of the box which is surprising but the packing material was soaked in ghost pepper goo I was just... Go ahead. So I had to rinse out the other two bottles that were stained with the ghost pepper goo too and I had to wash them off, they're okay they came in intact The ghost pepper one which was brand named Oly, O-L-Y, OLY Ghost
2:17:34 It got tossed and in this process of tossing it and the packaging, it stunk up the house with a rather nice smell by the way. Ghost pepper aroma isn't that bad but it was like very distressing for me. It's funny because last night we just watched the Seinfeld episode where he has the hot sauce that he has to bring back and it gets crushed in the overhead bin on the plane and it's all inside his suitcase Coincidence? I don't remember that one. Coincidence, I think not. Jeff Ria Maricopa Arizona 333 dot 33 first time donation he doesn't ask for it but i'm going to deduce you've been
2:18:16 He says, please play in order. Don't be a dick goat scream and you've got karma 73s Jeffrey Rhea his call sign is alpha Bravo for golf tango 73s kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie don't be a dick You've got karma A radar rider or at a radar rider in Milton, Georgia 333.33 TPP jobs karma please which was that I have it Oh don't you worry to be the knighthood? Yeah, please night me sir radar Ryder radar writer Thank you for your courage brisket and bacon brisket and bacon
2:19:06 Interesting. At the round table, please! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! You've got karma Jeffrey Hodge is in Linfield, New South Wales Australia $297.17 Now do you think that this is a 300 donation that got chopped down? It seems... Well it would come in at the rate that it was on its spreadsheet This wasn't put on by hand so this would be 297 American dollars So it was definitely three probably 333 or higher I'm gonna have to move him up then Yeah 333 might have been eight thousand dollars for all they know
2:19:44 And Jeffrey says Sydney, Australia. Thank you! My wife Jen hit me in the mouth in 2024 and got me listening to the best podcast in the universe. Good wife! Thanks for bringing some normality and levity to a crazy world Trump is good for the show there will be no shortage of fodder for four more years this is our first donation so we need a double de-douching You've been de-douched And we'll do one more for the wife. You've been de-douche'd! And, we request they're eating the hogs Well... I don't think we have that one We'll have to replace the H with a D It never gets old Regards Jeff They're eating the dogs There you go There should be eating the hogs
2:20:34 Yeah, it's good eating. Dame Rita and hey there's Dame Rita again in Sparks Nevada she's been a regular recently 222.22 a bunch of ducks there ITM John and Adam thank you for the best Dame Rita Well that's an easy one Matthew Martel, I'm sorry. Yes, Matthew Martel from Brumal, Pennsylvania 21060 he says since you both love content suggestions here's a segment idea for you take note take notes John. I've got it penned! John C Devorak's little known facts it's not a tip It's a fact. Visit martellhardware.com, that's double L Martel hardware dot com use coupon code USA plus bundle for an additional 10% off your order! Hot pockets! Alright. Geez...
2:21:30 Yeah, well he's on board as long as you along with Eli the coffee guy was thus on the next Next name on the list in Bensonville Illinois 203 oh two and He has a longer note saying March 1st. I completed another trip around the Sun odds his birthday But my birthday present came a day early in the form of a meeting at the White House between Trump and Zelensky. Politics is my sports ball, and the game is finally entertaining to watch again." John! I think your newsletter analysis may be correct. Trump is out to stick it to the Europeans
2:22:08 Only time will tell how this plays out. Jingles, I'm gonna come and F the EU for all... There you go. For all that gets to see he's on board with that too. Yep! For all the coffee lovers out there visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use the code ITM20 for 20% off your order Thank you for your courage and stay caffeinated says Eli The Coffee Guy. I'm gonna come I'll see you, for my fault. And, Linda Lou Patkin checks in as she always does every single show with $200. Requests Jobs Karma and says for a resume that gets results visit imagemakersinc.com It's the go-to for all of your executive and resume job search needs That's Image Makers Inc with a K and work with Linda Lou Duchess of jobs and writer of resumes Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And Jobs! Let's vote for Jobs! Luca! Karma!
2:23:06 Yes, that wraps up our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1743. Thank you all very much we of course want to thank everyone who came in $50 and above which will mention our second donation segment never under 50 for reasons of anonymity And remember you can always put together a sustaining donation They're very helpful for us go to noagendadonations.com any amount any frequency it's all up to you That's no agendas donations calm again Congratulations to our executive and associate executive producers. Our formula is this, we go out, we hit people in the mouth. They're eating the dogs! Shut up, Steve!