Topic: Escort

Queen Elizabeth was caught on camera describing Chinese officials as "very rude" during a state visit. In a separate story, a leaked voicemail from 92-year-old media mogul Sumner Redstone is discussed. The voicemail allegedly features Redstone arranging a sexual encounter with an escort, which the hosts use to illustrate his "spirit" and wealth.

The Nuclear Security Summit in The Hague has led to extreme security measures and a surge in escort bookings. Interestingly, the summit's catering director announced that only male servers over the age of 25 will be used to prevent the world leaders from being "distracted."

The upcoming Nuclear Security Summit in The Hague has led to extreme security measures in the Netherlands, including no-fly zones. Local reports from the "Society Service" escort agency indicate a massive surge in high-end bookings and non-disclosure agreements ahead of the international summit.

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi faces allegations of using state aircraft to transport escorts to private "bunga bunga" parties. Wiretap transcripts published by Italian media capture Berlusconi bragging about his sexual stamina, claiming he could only accommodate eight of the eleven women waiting for him. While the Prime Minister denies paying for sex, political allies suggest he may not finish his term ending in 2013.

The windowless building at 611 Folsom Street in San Francisco, known for housing an NSA fiber tap, is found to have several unusual businesses listed at its address. These include the RAND Corporation, Level 3 Communications, and "Exotic Escorts." The hosts question how such diverse and potentially nefarious businesses could be cleared to operate in a high-security government-linked facility.

Colin Burch, a former vice president at Deutsche Bank, died in an unusual suicide involving two escorts at Dartford Heath, England. Burch hired the women to act as "executioners" in a kinky sex game, but he actually hanged himself while they were momentarily distracted. The hosts use the story to warn against dangerous roleplay scenarios.

Rumors circulate that former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair may become the next chairman of British Petroleum (BP). Meanwhile, former BP CEO Lord Browne faces embarrassment after his former male escort lover allegedly provided evidence to American lawyers regarding fatal safety lapses caused by Browne's cost-cutting measures. Lord Browne currently serves as a cost-cutting "czar" for the UK government.

The hosts analyze the media frenzy surrounding Tiger Woods, specifically a Geraldo Rivera interview with a Hollywood madam. They discuss the breakdown of the "code of silence" regarding high-priced escorts and the legalities of prostitution in various Nevada counties.

A shooting occurred in the parking lot of Skyline College following an altercation between two groups. The school utilized a text-messaging alert system to instruct students to "shelter in place," a move the hosts compare to Virginia Tech protocols. Witnesses reported the suspects fled in a "fluorescent purple" Ford Escort with spinning rims and paper license plates.

The practice of high-profile bloggers like Jason Calacanis posting their travel schedules is criticized as a display of self-importance. A comparison is drawn to how professional escorts use blogs to list tour dates and locations for client coordination. The utility of such public scheduling is questioned for anyone not operating in a specific service industry.