Topic: Dew

Extreme heat is reported globally, with the Persian Gulf International Airport in Iran reaching a recorded heat index of 152 degrees Fahrenheit. Wildfires are burning across Greece, Spain, Turkey, and Switzerland, prompting the EU to deploy water bombers. The hosts criticize the use of the "heat index" as a sensationalist metric and point out technical inaccuracies in media reporting regarding dew points.

Speculation surrounds Anthony Warner's father, a long-time AT&T employee, and potential grievances over pension matches and company splits in the 1990s. Additionally, some online theorists suggest the Nashville blast was caused by a Directed Energy Weapon (DEW) rather than a conventional bomb.

Infowars producer Rob Dew becomes "Sir Doocifer" and requests the "Resist We Must" jingle. Meanwhile, Kevin McLaughlin is promoted to Viscount and claims "Luna" (the moon) as his new protectorate, promising to lease land to the Israeli Space Agency and pass the revenue to the show.

Rob Dew, a producer from Infowars, becomes an "insta-knight" known as Sir Doocifer, Knight of Four Strings Funk for Kids and Time Travel. He requests a birthday shout-out for his daughter Paisley and a "douchebag" call-out for Michael Zimmerman. The segment features a medley of requested jingles including "Whoopin' with the Constitution" and "Service Goat."

Jakub Wojciak is knighted as "Sir Jacob of The Cloud" following a donation of $1,000 or more. The ceremony includes the traditional list of "hookers and blow" alternatives and the demonstration of a collectible Mountain Dew Dale Earnhardt Jr. duck call.