9 chapters across the catalog
Executive Producer Donations and Knighting Ceremony
A major donation segment features Paul Schreiber ($1,800), Dreb Scott ($1,313.13), and Craig Scholl ($1,024.80). Several producers are knighted, including Sir Craig, Knight of the Fishermen, and Sir Christian of Phoenix. The hosts read personal notes from donors, including a request for "F-Cancer" karma for a family member battling the disease.
A formal knighting ceremony is held for Sir OMA and Sir Craig, who have reached the required donation threshold for the No Agenda Roundtable. Sir OMA, a golfer from Omaha, requested "fairy nectar" and "Dots Pretzels" for the celebratory buffet. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Roundtable" menu and instructions for receiving official knighted gear.
Craig Knight Donation, Fast Enough Horse Racing Karma
Top donor Craig Knight of the North to South requests karma for his horse, "Fast Enough," which is running in the San Vicente Stakes at Santa Anita. Knight also provides an update on his dog, Yuki, who is undergoing chemotherapy after successful foot surgery. The hosts grant karma for both the horse and the dog, noting the high level of competition in the upcoming race.
The hosts celebrate "Hug an Australian Day" and acknowledge several birthdays within the community, including those of Dame Andrea Sponberg and Grebulon. Sir Craig is officially knighted as the "6-foot 9-inch Knight" following a $50 donation. The segment includes lighthearted banter about height and childhood jokes, maintaining the show's tradition of personal listener engagement.
Re-knighting of Sir Craig Alan Harms, Jobs Karma
A formal re-knighting ceremony is held for Sir Craig Alan Harms to correct a previous naming error. The segment includes the traditional "hookers and blow" blessing for new knights and the granting of "Jobs Karma" to listeners seeking employment. The hosts emphasize the importance of accuracy in acknowledging their high-level producers within the value-for-value framework.
In a formal ceremony, Anthony Seven, Gavin Boyd, Craig Harris, and Jihadi Jim are dubbed Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts offer a variety of symbolic refreshments, including "Shibari and Fat Rooster Craft Beer." The new knights are promised certificates of authenticity and rings to signify their status.
Producers David Kroski and Craig Schmidt were knighted into the No Agenda Roundtable for their significant financial contributions. An update was also provided on the "No Agenda Rings," which have finally arrived from China after a long delay. The rings will be shipped out to eligible producers over the coming weekend, marking the completion of a long-awaited donor reward.
Value-for-Value Model and Knighting Ceremony
Adam Curry defends the "value-for-value" model, noting that even tech personality Tom Merritt has begun using the phrase. The hosts then conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Francis Guerre, Craig Cutner, Alex Farrington, and Mr. Peabody, granting them the title of "Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable."
Craig Peters is officially knighted as "Sir Craig Peters, Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable" for his cumulative donations exceeding $1,000. He is also designated as a Black Knight. The hosts describe the fictional perks of the roundtable, including "hookers and blow," as a reward for high-level production support.
