7 chapters across the catalog
Dame Anonymous Lesbian and the Knitting Community Controversy
A long-time producer known as "Anonymous Lesbian" donates $341 to become a Dame. The hosts discuss her background in the arts and a recent controversy where members of the knitting community were reportedly ostracized for supporting Donald Trump.
Sir Julian is promoted to the rank of Earl, and "Anonymous Lesbian" is officially dubbed a Dame of the No Agenda Round Table. The hosts perform a traditional naming ceremony involving a list of humorous "offerings" for the new Dame.
The hosts read a final list of donations, including a $100 contribution from "Anonymous Lesbian" (now self-referring as "Anonymous Lesbo"). Other donors include Ryan Couture from Bellingham and Brian Watson from Raleigh. The segment emphasizes the "Value for Value" model and thanks first-time donors for their support.
The "Anonymous Lesbian" donor writes in from Scandinavia as she prepares to move to New York City. Other donors from Australia, the UK, and various US states are recognized for their contributions. The hosts thank the "under $50" donors for providing a consistent base for the show's operations.
Donation Segment, Fibonacci Numbers and Anonymous Lesbian
The hosts read a final round of donations, including several "boob" numbers (8008) and Fibonacci sequences. A regular donor known as the "Anonymous Lesbian" sends a note about her exploding career as a concert violinist, attributing her success to the "mental hygiene" gained from the show. The segment concludes with a correction regarding the location of Table Mountain in South Africa.
International Donors, Anonymous Lesbian and Media Manipulation
Donations from Poland, Germany, and Australia are read, followed by a lengthy note from "The Anonymous Lesbian." She describes how the show's deconstruction of media narratives helped her realize her frustrations were with media manipulation rather than her own community.
Anonymous Lesbian, Job Karma and Final Credits
The "Anonymous Lesbian" producer sent a note reiterating her "crush" on the hosts while contributing to the show. Other donors from the Netherlands, the Philippines, and various U.S. states are credited for their support. The segment concludes with a final call for "job karma" and a reminder for producers to include their titles in future correspondence.
