Topic: Standing

During a public appearance, President Trump delivered a scathing critique of Representative Ilhan Omar and her home country of Somalia. He described Somalia as a place of crime and filth, questioning why Omar should tell the United States how to run its government. Trump also repeated unverified claims regarding Omar's marriage history, framing the commentary in a stand-up comedy style.

A detailed account of Bobcat Goldthwaite's first performance in San Francisco at Cobb's Pub describes an audience initially terrified by his disheveled appearance and erratic stage persona. The tension broke only when he briefly switched to a refined "Yalie" accent, proving his character was an act. Following the show, the group gathered at the home shared by Dana Carvey and Paula Poundstone.

Dvorak discusses mentoring a listener named Briony, who has expressed interest in podcasting and stand-up comedy. Mimi Dvorak, who has experience in the comedy business, is reportedly coaching her. The hosts joke about Dvorak's "tough love" approach on Twitter and whether Briony is upset with his feedback.

The Grateful Dead's legendary "Wall of Sound" is described as having the ability to create physical "standing waves" in an audience, a phenomenon confirmed by audio engineers. The hosts discuss the physical sensation of these waves and the technical ability to move them through a crowd using specialized gear.

Prime Minister Keir Starmer's response to widespread riots in the UK is analyzed. Starmer's announcement of a "standing army" of 6,000 specialist police officers and the fast-tracking of criminal justice for rioters is discussed. The unrest, sparked by a stabbing in Southport, is framed by the government as "mindless thuggery" fueled by online disinformation.

Joe Rogan's recent live comedy special on Netflix is reviewed, with praise for his decision to perform live without post-production editing. The performance is compared to the styles of Bobcat Goldthwait and Sam Kinison. Excerpts from the set include jokes regarding COVID-19 vaccines, the moon landing, and conspiracy theories about Michelle Obama.

Governor Ron DeSantis warned potential looters in the wake of Hurricane Ian that Florida is a Second Amendment state where residents are armed. The discussion clarifies the difference between "Stand Your Ground" laws, which apply in public spaces, and the "Castle Doctrine," which allows the use of force against home invaders. Local law enforcement reported early incidents of generator theft in Martin County.

The White House hosted the "United We Stand" summit to address hate-motivated violence and political polarization. Former Fox News editor Chris Stirewalt, who was fired after his team called Arizona for Biden in 2020, testified about the pressure he faced to backtrack on the decision.

Josh Springer, the inventor of the Bottoms Up beer dispenser, provided an update on his company, which uses a specialized system to fill beer glasses from the bottom. Springer, who also performs as a stand-up comedian, noted that opening his sets with "Let's Go Brandon" has received a warm reception from audiences. He requested "jobs karma" to help expand the installation of his dispensing systems in venues across the country.

Nancy Pelosi discusses a bill to create a standing commission of former executive officials and medical experts to determine a president's fitness for office. While originally framed during the Trump administration, the hosts suggest the mechanism could now be applied to Joe Biden.

Musician Steve Walsh, a stand-up bass player in a New Orleans jazz band, donated to the show and discussed applying the "Value for Value" model to live music tips. Walsh is embarking on a tour through Atlanta, New York, Cleveland, and Chicago. He suggested that musicians should ask audiences what the show was worth rather than simply asking for tips.

The hosts discuss the "Political Question Doctrine," which explains why many 2020 election lawsuits were dismissed without the evidence being heard. Courts often rule that election integrity is a legislative matter rather than a judicial one, leading to dismissals based on "standing."

Legal commentator Viva Frei explains that many election-related lawsuits have been dismissed based on "standing" rather than a lack of evidence. He clarifies that a dismissal for standing means the court did not even reach the stage of reviewing the merits or the detailed affidavits provided by witnesses and intelligence agents.

A Black Lives Matter protest in Austin, Texas, ended in a fatal shooting after Garrett Foster, who was carrying an AR-15, was shot by a driver. The incident is discussed in the context of Texas "Stand Your Ground" laws and the theory that an armed society remains more polite and less prone to the sustained rioting seen in Portland. Despite media attempts to stoke further unrest, the city remained relatively peaceful following the event.

An anonymous donor in San Francisco described the city's atmosphere as resembling a chapter from Stephen King's *The Stand*. The hosts officially designate episode 1226 as the "No Agenda Coronavirus Special" and thank their producers for supporting the "clandestine broadcast." They emphasize the value of their deconstruction in helping listeners navigate the "fake amygdala-swelling" media environment.

The hosts review Iliza Shlesinger's new Netflix special, praising her "George Carlin-esque" rehearsed rants. They highlight her bit about women overusing the word "amazing" as a form of social policing and "bad feminism." They compare her style to other "kick-back" comedians like Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr.

A significant leak in the Keystone Pipeline has renewed environmental concerns and protests in North Dakota. Indigenous groups, including the Sioux tribe at Standing Rock, are opposing plans to double the capacity of the Dakota Access Pipeline. Critics note that major U.S. news outlets have largely ignored the story, leaving coverage to international outlets like Al Jazeera.

Dave Chappelle's new Netflix special, "Sticks & Stones," features a highly structured comedic approach with specific callbacks. One notable bit involves an impression of the founding fathers designed to trap the audience in a racial mindset before subverting their expectations.

Apple's 2019 Worldwide Developers Conference is reviewed, focusing on the shift toward iPadOS and the high cost of the new Mac Pro. The hosts highlight the negative audience reaction to the announcement of a $999 computer monitor stand.

Comedian Kevin Hart steps down as host of the Oscars following a public outcry over homophobic tweets posted between 2009 and 2011. A segment of his past stand-up routine regarding his fear of his son being gay is played to provide context for the controversy. Hart apologized for his "insensitive words" but chose to withdraw to avoid being a distraction.