Topic: Sir Commodorable

Adam Curry officially dubs new knights and dames of the No Agenda roundtable, granting them titles and fiefdoms such as "UFO Beach" and "Protector of Bono, Arkansas." The new peers are invited to select their virtual meals and drinks for the roundtable and are directed to the ring website for their credentials.

Two "Rubbleizer" donations of $3,333.33 each were received from Sir Pursuit of Peace and Tranquility and the Commodore Archduke of Central Florida. In response to these significant contributions, the hosts announce plans to develop a special "challenge coin" for donors who reach the Rubbleizer level. The segment includes a "mic bump" and gunfire sound effects requested by the donors.

The show acknowledges high-tier donors, including Sir Leron and Commodore J-Stroke. They introduce the concept of an "NPR donation," where listeners give their government tax refunds to the No Agenda show. Commodore J-Stroke is seeking "startup yak karma" for his new business, Chupacabra Canoe, which provides canoeing supplies and content.

The show acknowledges its top financial supporters, including new Commodores and Knights who have contributed $1,000 or more. Donors from various locations, including Poland and New Jersey, are recognized for their "Value for Value" contributions. The segment emphasizes the importance of listener support in maintaining the program's independence from traditional advertising models.

A series of $500+ donations are read, including John Buell's "couples donation" and Sir Charles's promotion to "Commodore of the Coin." The hosts grant various titles and "karma" for house buying, baby-making, and business ventures as part of the show's peerage system.