3 chapters across the catalog
Commodore and Knight Donations, Sir Charles and Sir Matt
A series of $500+ donations are read, including John Buell's "couples donation" and Sir Charles's promotion to "Commodore of the Coin." The hosts grant various titles and "karma" for house buying, baby-making, and business ventures as part of the show's peerage system.
Knighting Ceremony, Sir Charles and Sir Joonta
Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for several high-level donors, including Sir Charles of the Salt Marsh and Sir Joonta of the Ditch People. They explain the "knight and dame rings" available to supporters who have reached the $1,000 donation threshold.
Charles Peel, Sir Enema, and Sir L Idiot Knighting
Charles Peel from Mankato, Minnesota, receives a de-douching and knighthood as Sir Optitious after seven years of listening. A request is made for karma for a son, knighted as Sir Enema, who has undergone multiple surgeries at Cincinnati Children's Hospital. The segment includes a warning regarding the VABCH divorce law firm and a donation from Sir L Idiot marking his 10th birthday.
