2 chapters across the catalog
Commodore and Knight Donations, Sir Charles and Sir Matt
A series of $500+ donations are read, including John Buell's "couples donation" and Sir Charles's promotion to "Commodore of the Coin." The hosts grant various titles and "karma" for house buying, baby-making, and business ventures as part of the show's peerage system.
Executive Producer Donations, Birthday Celebrations
The hosts read letters from high-level donors, including Mark Schumer and John Buell, who contributed to the show's value-for-value model. Several donations were made in honor of birthdays and wedding anniversaries, leading to "de-douching" ceremonies and the playing of custom jingles. The segment highlights the personal connection between the show and its financial supporters.
