1:15:59 Because you would be perfect as the anti Bitcoin guy. I would love to see that show that would be yeah No, I'm not going on to be anti anything too much trouble doing that do you do you do? It's not a good idea Doesn't work it's not a long-term win It's great for the moment. Yes, but no yes and I want to remind everybody to try out a new podcast app today go to newpodcastapps.com there's one for any kind of platform pretty much and you might yeah Go look at some of the newer shows that are coming online like The Intergalactic Boombox which all of a sudden just came out with
1:16:43 everything, it's like 12-minute shows really funny well produced and all of the features of Podcasting 2.0 baked into that and now let us thank A few people who supported us for episode 1353, these are executive and associate executive producers of the show who brought us some treasure as part of the trifecta time talent and treasure over value for value model. I don't know if we didn't do a good job or what happened... Well maybe the last show was too depressing It was depressing and rushed And i'll take blame for some of that But it didn't seem that rushed Well you said that
1:17:25 I may have said it, but it wasn't that rushed. I mean, I've been on rush shows and this like... That wasn't one of them. Okay. All right. It's just too depressing? It was depressing! We discussed the depressive nature of the show in the end of the show we yacked and yakked about for some extreme. We were laughing about how depressing it was. Yeah maybe- Maybe that was our mistake. Stop laughing! Could have been a mistake because you're supposed to be more jocular Yes well then we screwed up and we're sorry will do better Yeah, well we better because this was terrible. We got like nine donations at the executive producer level But we got I think the total number of donations over 50 bucks out Of a million people was 39 out of a million yeah And that's really true Dave Jones showed me the numbers it really is like It really is quite like a million people or a million a million podcast apps unique so anyway Let's start with Mark and teak
1:18:27 Schumer, Tiek. Schumer, Schumer. I like the name Tiek. Yeah? Now I was in Switzerland once and they visited some guy's house and his girlfriend comes in beautiful woman And he introduces me her name was Regula. Regula?! Yeah regula like the Greek goddess or whatever reg- I don't know what regula people can know it is regula nice And I was kind of taken aback at that was a tremendous name And he says oh its not uncommon name in Switzerland hmm, and how does that relate to Tiek Teak, another interesting name. Alright excellent For some reason it brought that story to mind 333 52 in Helena Montana I want to see a picture of her now actually maybe what came to mind? Could be In the morning John Dana for your number one fan in Helena Montana you know Eric's moving up into that neck of the woods That so I hear
1:19:21 He's gonna be prepping. He's gonna be a prepper, yeah he is going to be on... by the way there is great TV show if you ever get to see it called Doomsday Preppers Oh please we've seen this show It's dynamite! Well Eric can be on it. I mean dynamite if you like to laugh at people Yes China is asshole ding boom shakalaka goat R2-D2. In honor of my smoking hot wife Teek and her 57th, sorry Teek 52nd birthday she's probably only 48 On June 7th, we're excited to submit this donation of 333.52 to the most amazing podcast in the universe! Please add Teek to the birthday list and de-douche us! You've been de-douched In addition please de-douche our friend Glenn I'm going for it! Yeah okay
1:20:16 For whom we are gifting a monthly donation. It should have reached you for show 1152, he deserved the de-douching before and he hit us in the mouth just prior to COVID. Ah! Good timing. Yes Thank you for your dichotomously...for dichotomously filling us with angry joy anger because of the bullcrap news shovel into the people and joy due to your equisite...equisite? I said exquisite! You did say it! Exquisite Exquisite deconstruction of the M5M. I gotta get this voice right! You've got equity on the mind. Enjoy, due to your exquisite deconstruction of the M5M Your podcast brings us closer together with great conversation and laughter in bed with our dogs Butters and Token
1:21:08 We hope to you... we hope you use and enjoy the No Agenda kick-ass spandex granny mix. We composed and submitted it to Adam for the end of show mix Love & Lit, Marc Antique Yes! And I'm very excited to play it! Uh..we have that lined up for ya Thank you very much both of you China is asshole! You've got Karma Okay, now for this I just need to...I'm happy to read this but I looked at the jingles for this next one which is okay please de-douche. I got that one but then don't eat me Camelot there's no such thing as Don't Eat Me Camelot We have Don't Enslave Me Camelot Yeah play that And So Scary So Scary is Don't Eat Me Bojiden so scary so scary so play those two
1:22:07 And maybe we'll just throw in, since it's crazy why don't we say Don't Eat Me Hillary Clinton. I'll just add that and do you have another one? We can throw in... Well yeah might as well throw 10 of them because we don't have that many people on the list That's right. I'll do another one okay this will be extra special unasked for sequence of jingles For John Buell in Vista, California. Yes and I shall... 33313 you can go! I would like to offer this donation on behalf of my smoking hot wife Jamie Buell to honor our 13th wedding anniversary on Monday please give the credit to her okay let me switcheroo switcheroo please give the credit to her
1:22:51 I would be hopelessly lost without her, of course. In 13 years never had a fight." We know how that goes! She's helped me to become a better man through our 13 years of marital bliss The amount of work she does to homeschool our two human resources has been amazing She is a tireless researcher about our family's health and even though she has no formal degree... ...she takes full advantage of this amazing world we live in The ability to have all the world's knowledge at your fingertips is something she has embraced and excelled at. She also has a keen nose for bullshit! She takes doing her homework seriously, she has been my rock of support as I make great living and she makes great living... And she is already my queen but this donation puts her on the path to being a dame. Jamie, I love you to the end of this universe
1:23:37 Oh. What is this? Oh! What is this, is the wrong one. You enslave me Camelot. Oh sorry. Don't eat me Bogiathan you're scary so scary. Don't eat me Hillary Clinton Please don't eat me Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Please don't eat me Alex Jones Jesus. You've got karma That's what I had okay that's what I had And you know there's only one in that list that actually seems like he might eat somebody Scary Black Knight Steve of the MF Assemblers in Arlington, Washington. 333 looking for some hell... Hell? Hell! He's looking for some house-selling karma with a side of goat. Black Knight Steve of the MF Assembly Assemblers Association Arlington, Washington. We got it we got it. You've Got Karma