12 chapters across the catalog
No Agenda Meetups, Walnut Creek and Lowlands Reports
A recording from a past Walnut Creek meetup is played, featuring various community members and "Sir Pepperazzi." Upcoming meetups are listed for Mobile, Alabama; West Palm Beach, Florida; and a "Spot the Spook" event in Virginia. The "Lowland Central" group in Amsterdam is praised for their highly organized and creative events, serving as a model for the global No Agenda community.
"Follow-Home" Robberies and Smash-and-Grab Releases
Criminals in Los Angeles are reportedly using Apple AirTags to track luxury vehicles from high-end shopping areas like Rodeo Drive to the owners' homes for "follow-home" robberies. In Contra Costa County, suspects arrested for a massive "smash-and-grab" robbery at a Nordstrom were reportedly released from jail "accidentally." These incidents are framed as a breakdown of the rule of law in California.
Executive Producer Donations and Walnut Creek Meetup
A significant donation of $1,120.27 from Sir Kilgore Trout leads into a recap of a recent No Agenda meetup in Walnut Creek, California. The event featured a high turnout of ham radio enthusiasts and local winemakers. Additionally, the hosts mention dining with actor David Sutcliffe, known for his role in Gilmore Girls, who has recently relocated to Austin, Texas.
Dame Damie provides a report on the Walnut Creek meetup, which included a "zombie raffle" and custom No Agenda popsicle sticks. The segment highlights the community of winemakers in Sonoma and Napa who follow the show. The block concludes with the playing of the "YMO Nation National Anthem," a song traditionally played once a year during donation segments.
Listener meetups were reported in Rhode Island and Oregon, featuring diverse groups of "human resources" and "dames." The hosts announce an upcoming schedule of events for June and July in locations such as Walnut Creek, South Dakota, and Lisbon, Portugal. They encourage listeners to start their own local meetups to connect with like-minded individuals.
Knighting Ceremony, No Agenda Rings and Global Meetups
New knights and dames are dubbed into the No Agenda Roundtable, receiving official rings and sealing wax for their contributions. A schedule of upcoming meetups is announced, including gatherings in Miami during the Bitcoin conference, Park City, and a "zombie apocalypse prepper" meetup in Walnut Creek. These events are promoted as a way for the community to socialize without the "triggering" found in mainstream social environments.
Reports from recent meetups in Nashville and other locations highlight the value of connecting with like-minded individuals without fear of "triggering." A long list of upcoming meetups for June is provided, covering cities from Houston to Barcelona. Listeners are encouraged to visit noagendameetups.com to find or start local events.
Birthday Shoutouts, Margo Touillette Bellinger Birth
The hosts announce the birth of Margo Touillette Bellinger in Walnut Creek, born on December 30th without an epidural. They also read birthday shoutouts for listeners in the UK, Canada, and Virginia.
A group of "spooks" (government workers) from Walnut Creek are recognized for their involvement in the ham radio community. They mention the K6POU repeater and suggest a future meetup at Stadium's Pub once pandemic restrictions are lifted.
The show experiences a "Rogan bump" in donations following Adam Curry's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience. Producers from Green Bay, Chicago, and Walnut Creek contribute, with one donor specifically citing Curry's successful pronunciation of "epidemiology" during the interview. The hosts express gratitude for the collective ownership the audience feels toward the show's success.
Miss America 2015, Kira Kazantsev, Cup Song Talent
Kira Kazantsev, representing New York but originally from Walnut Creek, California, won the Miss America 2015 pageant. Her talent performance involved playing a plastic cup while singing, a trend popularized on YouTube. The hosts note a shift in the pageant's production style, describing it as more "Miss World" in its focus on high-quality visuals and "hot" contestants.
Donations arrived from Walnut Creek and Midlothian, Virginia, including a contribution from Michelle Kissinger on behalf of her boyfriend. The hosts performed "de-douching" ceremonies for listeners who had previously been "boners" (non-donors).
