2:29:36 Jasper, Georgia, 1894-63. Congratulations on 18 years of excellence, boys. My first donation was four weeks ago when my namesake grandson, Little Petey, was born. Today's donation is a celebration of selling my Florida house and relocating to outside Chattanooga, Texas. Tennessee. Texas. Tennessee. I'm sorry, Tennessee. As you saw a T. Also recognizing 18 years of your tremendous work. All the best to the No Agenda team. Sir Peter Jockey of the Mountains, please play the Rebelizer. Well, there you go. Now we have an issue here. No, it's not an issue. We can get a goat karma. I announced it on the last show and you agreed.
2:30:30 And that's just the way it is. So we don't love him any less. Hello? Gotcha. Yeah, I'm in. Was I going to say? Oh yes, the Noah Genna team, which of course is... You control the vertical and the horizontal. I'm flying the plane. The Noah Genna team is of course our thousands of producers and we must not forget Jay and Mimi and Void Zero. And was that the team? I don't know. Here's your goat karma, Sir Peter, thank you. You've got karma. Then we have Archduchess Kim, Keeper of the Nutty Fluffers from Hubbard, Oregon. And her birthday is on September 22nd and she has a note here as well. And that is 1864-42, Dear John Adam. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't actually see this note.
2:31:31 Screw your freedom is what she wants. Hold on a second read the note for me John so I can find these Thank you, dear John and Adam and then she's got the screw your freedom donation or jingles that she's requesting She says this donation is 18 for the birthday of no agenda 61 for Adams birthday Also 1800 for the 1800 Club and 42 for my birthday on the 22nd of September Can we all please get a biscuit for our birthdays? She wants a biscuit too. Oh my goodness. Oh Yes, okay. I would like to gift myself a secretary general of the mini wiener dogs Thank you for all you both do archduchess Kim keeper of the nutty fluffers in Hubbard, Oregon very nice They always give me a biscuit on my birthday screw your freedom
2:32:23 All right took me a minute, but we finally got it all together. Thank you Thank you Archduchess Kim. Commodore Earl Silverdude of the Silver Dolphins is an Eldersburg, Maryland 1800 club member today, and he wants to hear a bit of John's chair gently squeaks By the way, wasn't it the last show after the show you were squeaking your chair? It had a different tone. I in fact wondered if you had changed it. Yeah, I called it a Swedish squeak because it sounded like the Swedish chef. Can you reproduce it? No, there's a spot on the swivel and I found it that one time and I can't find it again.
2:33:01 I'm trying now and I'm getting nothing. Well, Commodore Earl wants some of your Wild Johns chair gently squeaks and he says I think you've earned this show number donation. Thank you. No extra strategies until the wars are over. Oh wait, Commodore Earl, Silver Dude of the Silver Dolphins. I gotta play that ender show again. That's good. That's a great one. Okay, we got
2:33:49 Gino Villa Pando Villa Pando Pando Pando in Sterling Heights Michigan he has a lengthy note do I $1,014.93 Dear John and Adam, I hope this note finds you well. Smiley face. I am sending this first-time donation of 10-14-23 in commemoration of Charlie Kirk for his birthday on 10-14-93. Wow. That's an interesting donation. Yes. I knew that you will continue to deconstruct the media and help so many parse what is truly important. Let me give him a de-douche. You've been de-douched.
2:34:30 My smoking hot wife Amy hit me in the mouth on October 3rd of 2024, episode 1700, turban tossing. And I am grateful for the, grateful that God placed her in my life. I have not missed an episode since. I was also surprised to find out that she has never donated. Uh-oh. So request a double de-douching. So he got one, here's one for her. You've been de-douched. Also a quick shout out to Mystic Lobster Roll and Java Ranch, which I visited in Fredericksburg when I was there on vacation in New Braunfels a few weeks ago visiting family. I will continue to donate and from hereafter would like to be titled Sir Heavy G of the Great Lakes Guardian of the Trolls.
2:35:21 Lower Peninsula of Michigan reference. I would also request barbacoa tacos and menudo at the roundtable. Thank you for your attention to this matter, Gene. P.S. Can I get a we're all gonna die? It just seems fitting at this time and place. We're all gonna die! Eric Mackey Blairsville, Georgia $1,000 switcheroo. He says this donation is for the wonderful work Adam and John do week to week The title is posthumously awarded to Charlie Kirk, sir Charlie Kirk was assassinated by cowards But he died a warrior Okay, we have a nice tribute to Charlie from Sir Chris From Australia who came back on the scene for it end of show mixes. I
2:36:12 Now we got Sir Salah Houser in Melbourne, Florida, 1000. He sent a note on, curiously, on Wells Fargo letterhead. He works for Wells Fargo, it looks like, I'm thinking. Yeah, he does. He's a financial advisor. 1000 bucks, ITM, he writes. And he wrote this in longhand. Thanks for all that you both do, prospecting, what? Prospecting Karma, please. Oh, because he's a pro... Oh, looking for leads. He's prospecting, man. He's prospecting. Sir Salah. Howser, baronet of the Space Coast. Yeah, he's down there. All right, here you go. You've got Karma. Michael Otterstrom in West Jordan, Utah. $1,000. Member of the club. Thank you for your attention to this matter. I was introduced in 2009
2:37:07 When Adam was yelling something about 9-11 saying, show me the money! I had no idea what he was talking about at the time, but I was hooked. Please call me Sir Otter of Utah. How about a 69 jingle? 69! 69, dudes! Okay, now we have A-N-A-Y-A. No, you're missing Thomas Anya? That's what I just said. How hard is that, Anya? No, I said A-N-Y-A-I because I want to see if he sent in a note. Oh, okay. Anya. And so I have here a note, turns out. A note? Yeah, he mailed it in.
2:37:49 Gentlemen, well and what is the amount there you have it up? 526 and 36 cents. Well done he writes. Congratulations on putting 1800 shows under your belt. More importantly thank you for getting us sanely through COVID and sharing your insights on the news that cannot the news that cannot be normally trusted. More stablecoin? What did I read that? That was dumb. More stablecoin and a little yak karma if you please. Sincerely, Tom. Here comes your stablecoin. There you go. You've got
2:38:30 Harma. Chris Keller, Streamwood, Illinois 52636. I was an executive producer for single shows in 22 and 23 but have been absent since. This donation will make me a knight as well as a secretary general. I'm grateful for the excellent work insights and general life tips you provide. I'm also thankful this November I will be retired for four years. I was helped immensely by your media deconstruction during COVID as were many others. Also, I was thankful that I attended the Indy meetup in December 2023 and met Adam and Tina. I was at the skating rink. I'm an amateur for... roller rink. I'm an amateur photographer but it was a last-minute decision to bring my camera along to the meetup. Mark and Maria already had an excellent photographer there but I was thrilled to contribute to everyone's enjoyment sharing my photos which I shared with the two of you.
2:39:17 By the way, I live in Streamwood, Illinois. Where is that you ask? Well, if you go to the home of Gigawatt Coffee in Bensonville, Illinois, drive west along Irving Park Road for about 50 miles and you'll reach Streamwood. No jingles, no karma. I would like the title of Secretary General of the Meetup Photographers and the title of Sir Chris of the Harp Husbands. My wonderful wife is a professional harpist. The husband of a harpist is sometimes called a harpist. Harp husband. The more you know. Well this is not called a harpy. If we need more harp glisses recorded, please reach out. Yes! Oh, it can never have too many harp glisses. Oh yeah, some heart bumps. Filet mignon and lobster for the round table. It's been ordered. Health and happiness to all of our fellow producers. Please donate, says Chris Keller in Streamwood, Illinois.
2:40:10 Sir Crash EMT. Oh, yes, Holly Springs, North Carolina 500 do not use my name Well, we didn't use crash EMT use crash EMT Secretary General of Holly Springs and Fuquay, Fuquay, Fuquay, Fuquay Verena, Jobs Karma for my lovely wife. Thank you for your service and may we all find humility and grace in light of recent events. Stay frosty. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. Well, Sir Stuart, it's good to see a Brit here in Stafford in the UK, $500 and he says I'd like to be made Secretary General of the Institute of Very Angry Accountants.
2:41:05 Now that's a title. I look forward to adding that role to the many ones I have taken on with the No Agenda family. In addition, could I humbly request some jobs, Karma, from President Trump, although I am semi-retired thanks to my prudent over 40 years of work, although why bother given the UK government's planned tax raids? You're hearing it from an accountant, people. My beloved wife wants me out of the house as I am often under her feet, so something to keep me and my mind gainfully occupied would be much appreciated. You got it. Many thanks, looking forward to show 1800, you're here, you're sincerely and with my very best wishes, Sir Stuart the angry accountant, Baron of Milford in Saffordshire, England, Commodore of the NOAAGENDA Navy, NOAAGENDA Doctor of Education and Climate Change Science, graduate of the class of 2024. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!
2:41:57 You've got karma. Legacy 3rd LLC in Dallas, Texas. $350.93. Requesting some baby-making karma for me and my wife. Keep up the great work, gentlemen. You've got karma. Remember, gotta name the kid after us. John Ferretti in Girard, Pennsylvania, $3.50 and 93 cents. Congratulations to the best podcast in the universe. No jingles, just karma. Thanks, says John. Christopher and Rosalind Dale in King George, Virginia.
2:42:43 King George of Virginia, what an interesting name for a town. Yes. Named after the king George III. It's probably where all the British spies reside. Yeah, probably. I happen to know these people. Oh, you do? Yes, I know Rosalind and I also know Chris. I know them both, but Rosalind is a friend of the Keeper. Good morning, gents, and a happy 1800 show to you. We have completed step by step and we have completed our step by step hand in hand journey to the No Agenda Roundtable. See accounting below. We have been avid listeners for nearly a thousand shows.
2:43:26 Your faithful deconstruction of the news of the day and uncannily accurate predictions of long arc storylines have been a bastion of sanity in an otherwise insane world. Thank you so much for everything that you do. We offer this donation on the occasion of both your 1800th show and my wife's 60th birthday, 9-13. We'd like our titles to be Dame Rosalind, President of the Narn West End Bird Watchers, Seeker of Truth, and Sir Christopher, The Believer. At the round table, we both would like some Orkney Islands Gold Beef and some Scottish Highland Spring Water. For jingles, just a few AI specials.
2:44:14 Just a few, oh Rev, I'm sorry, Rev A. It's funny, Rev A, I saw it as A-I instead of Rev L. Now I'm gonna see A-I all the time. Oh yeah. Special with a what in the world kicker and for all, jeez. All the best for four more years from the soon-to-be titled Sir Christopher and Dame Rosalyn. Did you mention she is an original member of the Blonde Squad plus Tricia? He didn't mention it in there. It's right at the top of the note. I figured you'd forget. Oh, original member of the Blonde Squad plus Tricia. Yeah, I just skipped it. It was in parentheses. I thought it was not important. So I put her on the birthday list. I don't think she was on there.
2:45:01 It was a... It was a... Make that... That was a good one. I mean, I gotta ISO that. That was... Whatever that sound was you made, that was good. So she was September 13th. Okay, let me put that in there. Yes. They're good eggs, these two. And... Good eggs. Later on. That's another phrase we gotta bring back. Good egg. Yes, okay, we have some Reval for you. R-E-S-P-I-C-T You've got... ROOOOOOO! Karma. She didn't want that. She wanted what in the world. ROOOOO! I said, what in the world is this? I love that guy. Thanks Roslyn and Christopher. Bowman McMahon, Utopia, Texas. Brave new beat. Thank you for y'all's attention to this matter. 350.58, thank you. Surreal.
2:46:05 as in surreal in Gardner, Texas 350 58 as a birthday call it from surreal Thank you for 1800 episodes of the best podcast in the universe and an early happy birthday wish for my keeper Dame Elizabeth whose birthday is September 30th. Can we get some yak karma? For her yes and for her birthday, of course, you've got a Karma. And there's Ono Priester from Soest in the Netherlands. 333.33 no note. Do you have a note if you have no notes? I don't see your notes. I can take it quick. No, I don't. Then when he gets a double up karma, thank you Ono. You've got... karma. I'm just double checking. I don't think he sends notes. Maybe he does. I haven't seen it.
2:47:02 Okay, uh, Zach Barnett in Wana... Wenatchee? Yeah, Wenatchee, Washington. I should be able to pronounce that. 33333 since I know the area. ITM John and Adam, I truly appreciate the effort and insight you all provide. Deep down, I've known for years that the M5M have been spoof-feeding us bullcrap. Spoon-feeding. So... Sorry, I'm a little blurred vision today. Yeah. Spoon feeding us bull crap and calling it caviar. Glad to know I'm not alone. I was hit in the mouth about six months ago by none other than Dave Jackson from the School of Podcasting. Dave, yes. Dave Jackson donation. It's only right that I give him some free run in my note.
2:48:02 Pre-run. How about a plug? If I can get first-time donor de-douche? You've been de-douched. And a call out from my best friend Kyle as a douchebag. Kyle and I own and operate an auto shop called... Past power automotive in Wenatchee. Servicing domestic and Asian vehicles throughout North Central Washington. Asian vehicles? Asian vehicles. Do they do Indian vehicles too? They mean Toyotas. Yes. basically Toyotas and Nissans and maybe Subarus. Y'all can read our story at wenatchicarguys.com, that's a good plug. And hopefully you and the slaves out there can get a chuckle while checking out the full line of service we provide. I humbly request, and I love my truck jingle, thank you for your attention to this important matter.
2:49:03 He wants this. I love my truck and I love what I do. Scott Gove, Clarksville, Georgia 315.85. He says no jingles, no karma, just a simple overdue de-douching. You've been de-douched. And he says thanks for the show. Thank you for the donation. Christo Osterhus. In Cincinnati, Ohio, 26322, he's the first associate executive producer, 250 plus fees, donation message, and knighthood accounting sent separately. No note received. Why don't you read on and I'll look into the mail maybe. Sir walks a lot in Arnhem, one bridge too far in the Netherlands, row of ducks, 222.22. I love the show, keep up the good work! Sir Trigger Max, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, 222.22. And apparently he is on our list. Note number five. I didn't realize it was a note number five. Yes, here it is.
2:50:01 He says, Coor Da Lane, yes, thank you. Dear hosers, I trust this row of ducks finds you well and devoid of any exit strategies. A shout out to Sir Donald the Fire Bottles for hitting me in the mouth before show 998 Service Borough. My sanity is steadily recovered from NPR brainwashing ever since. And he says, how's selling karma, please? You got it, and thank you very much. You've got karma. Well, there is a note from Chris. Not good. And you're gonna need a pen. Yeah, okay. Now he sent it to you and he sent it to me and he did not send it to notes. If you're gonna get a knighthood especially, notes at noagendashow.net is probably your best bet instead of sending it to us. Yes. Please accept this donation of 263.22. Add to my regular monthly contributions and I'm able to claim my knighthood. And episode 1800 wouldn't be on the list.
2:50:56 I would like to request the title of Sir Chris, Shepherd of the Indian Creek Valley. For the roundtable, I request a rack of lamb, medium rare, and wine of John's choosing. Okay. Rack of lamb, medium rare, 1982, Mouton. 1982, Mouton. Okay. What was his nickname again? Because I got to add him to this list as well. Sir Chris. Yes. Shepherd of the Indian Creek Valley. Our lady of Guadalupe, Queen of the Americas, slayer of the Nacho Mama demon. Pray for us. Pax Christi. Signed Chris Osterhus. Okay. And you're on the list, brother.
2:51:51 Taking care of. Service while you wait. Where are we now? We did TriggerMax. Sir Gears, Landisville, Pennsylvania. We're getting down to the bottom here. $2.10 and 60 cents. Sir Gears here. Nighted on episode 1400. Want to let you know that I still appreciate you guys. Also, Greg Pepperdew is at this point the world's biggest douchebag. Appreciate it, says Sir Gears. And now we get to Eli the Coffee Guy 20918. Cheers to 1800 episodes. I'm proud to be a producer of the best podcast in the universe. Keep up the great work. For producers out there who want great coffee, visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use the code ITM20 for 20% off your order. Thank you for your courage and stay caffeinated, says Eli the Coffee Guy. Cane break in the troll room says, 82 Muton? What kind of swill is JCD trying to pass off at the round table? It's a challenge.
2:52:47 82 Mutant? Yes, he says it's swill. He's full of shit. And winding... Oh no, we have two more actually. $200, there she is every single show she comes in, Linda Lou Patkin, and she requests Jobs Karma and says, for a competitive edge with a resume that gets results, go to imagemakersinc.com for all of your executive resume and job search needs. That's Image Makers Inc. with a K and work with Linda Lou, Duchess of Jobs and writer of winning resumes. Jobs! jobs jobs and jobs let's go for jobs and that concludes I guess we have one more we have one oh there's one more oh that's me then oh I would concludes with me finishing that's right you're gonna miss DQ in Oakland California $200 and he says 180 for the show $20 for the associate executive producer yeah Rev L please
2:53:47 And that does conclude our executive and associate executive producers, our Rub-a-Lyzer donations, our 1800 Club donations. Thank you all so much for making this just a wonderful occasion. Really nice and thank you. The notes are really what get me every single time when you tell us that we've helped you, that we've been a A beacon for you through the hazy fog of M5M bullcrap that makes me smile. And we'll be thanking the rest of our donors $50 and above in our second segment. And remember, you get a special credit if you're $200 or above associate executive producer, $300 and above executive producer. And apparently, Rubbleizers will soon get a challenge coin. You can go check these credits out at IMDb.com. Thank you again. We appreciate it. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth.