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The hosts process final donations, including a message from Sir JC the Smith, who is moving to Seattle after a personal crisis. They clarify the rules for "knights" being heard at the roundtable. The segment concludes with a general "karma" blessing for all producers who support the show's value-for-value model.
Dutch Pronunciation, Sir Salhauser and Alex Salazar
A producer requested the correct Dutch pronunciation for a phrase regarding Justin Trudeau, which the hosts provided without translation. Sir Salhauser also sponsored a producership for Alex Salazar, celebrating the reopening of Florida's beaches.
An anonymous donor known as "Alex the Farmer" was knighted into the No Agenda Roundtable after contributing over $1,000 to the show. The ceremony included the traditional bestowing of peerage status and a list of humorous "benefits" associated with the rank. The hosts emphasized that these titles are a way to recognize the significant financial support that keeps the podcast independent.
Sir Zog of Elwood requested a knighthood for his son, Alex, on the occasion of his 11th birthday. The donation of $19.99 (a "Hitler" amount in show lore) was used to facilitate the title of Sir A. Zog. The family plans to celebrate the occasion with root beer and Legos, while maintaining their "iron fist" rule over the Southwestern Chicago area.
Value-for-Value Model and Knighting Ceremony
Adam Curry defends the "value-for-value" model, noting that even tech personality Tom Merritt has begun using the phrase. The hosts then conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Francis Guerre, Craig Cutner, Alex Farrington, and Mr. Peabody, granting them the title of "Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable."
Alex Jones Plagiarism and the "Ask Alex" Segment
A donor known as Sir Joho of Yoho reports on "Pentagon 2.0" in Kabul, suggesting a permanent U.S. presence in Afghanistan. The hosts then pivot to criticize Alex Jones and RT for allegedly "ripping off" No Agenda's format and segments, specifically citing a new "Ask Alex" segment on InfoWars. They joke that they should be more rude to their listeners to increase donations, as the pharmaceutical industry uses fear to drive sales.
No Agenda Knighting Ceremony, Sir John Traynor
A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for high-tier donors, including CB in Tokyo, John Traynor, and Alex Vanderhengst. The new knights are inducted into the No Agenda Roundtable, sworn to protect "damsels in distress," and promised future delivery of the official "Hit 'em in the Mouth" signet rings.
