Topic: Sir Zog

A new group of Associate Executive Producers is acknowledged, with discussions ranging from biometric scans at the US Treasury to the lack of promotion for Regeneron treatments in Washington State. The segment includes several birthday wishes and "karma" requests for listeners and their families.

Sir Zog of Elwood requested a knighthood for his son, Alex, on the occasion of his 11th birthday. The donation of $19.99 (a "Hitler" amount in show lore) was used to facilitate the title of Sir A. Zog. The family plans to celebrate the occasion with root beer and Legos, while maintaining their "iron fist" rule over the Southwestern Chicago area.