Topic: Poutine

The global "cancellation" of Russia includes renaming Chicken Kiev and restaurants dropping the word "poutine" due to its similarity to Putin's name. In a major news development, WNBA star Brittany Griner was arrested at a Moscow airport for allegedly possessing vape cartridges with cannabis oil. She faces up to 10 years in prison under Russian law.

A donor from Toronto, MFDX, was knighted after a "420.69" donation, claiming Montreal as a protectorate. The segment highlighted a historical fact: the term "conscientious objector" was originally popularized by parents refusing to vaccinate infants under the British Vaccination Act of 1898. This act included a "conscientious clause" that allowed for rational rather than just religious or medical exemptions.

The show concluded with a "Value-for-Value" segment, thanking executive producers and knighting new members including Sir Gnarls and Sir Koobalpedia. Reports from local meetups in Memphis, Atlanta, and Kansas City highlighted the diverse and "trigger-free" nature of the listener community. The hosts announced upcoming meetups in Houston, Melbourne, and Chicago, encouraging listeners to gather in person regardless of local lockdown status.

Roland Costagner is knighted as Sir Raleigh of Weybridge after a $1,000 donation. He requested health karma for his mother, who was recently diagnosed with lung cancer, and "F cancer" karma. The ceremony includes a discussion of "Poitin," a traditional Irish distilled beverage often referred to as "White Lightning" or hooch.

Dave Thompson is knighted after contributing $1,000, framing it as a licensing fee for his engineering business. Other major donors, including Tyler Fox in Munich, receive "Job Karma" for their upcoming professional endeavors, and the hosts promote a new cycle of No Agenda meetups starting in Austria and Germany.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Dave Thompson, welcoming him to the No Agenda Round Table. Tyler Fox is also elevated to the rank of Baron, and the segment concludes with the traditional reading of the "mutton and mead" menu and a call for producers to support the show's infrastructure.

The Canadian dish poutine, originating in rural Quebec in the 1950s, is discussed following a listener's mention of "Canadian mac and cheese." The dish consists of french fries topped with brown gravy and fresh cheese curds. Various iterations are noted, including the "Poutine Bomb" featuring bacon and onions, and its potential relationship to the origin of nachos.

The show receives a variety of donations from listeners in Florida, New Jersey, and Canada. One donor highlights the B+ Foundation for childhood cancer research, while a Canadian listener sends a "protest donation" following jokes about Canadian culture. The hosts provide "Huntsman karma" and "fuck cancer karma" in response to specific listener requests and stories.