Topic: Jars

During a visit to the Mondrian Hotel in Los Angeles, the hosts observe mojitos being served in jars. They predict that "moonshine" and jar-based beverages will become the next major lifestyle and investment trend, potentially involving celebrity endorsements.

The "chip-in" fundraising model used by political campaigns is analyzed as a dated direct marketing gimmick. Critics argue that asking for small amounts like $3 diminishes the perceived value of the cause and likens the solicitor to a "hobo." This is compared to other deceptive mail tactics, such as envelopes designed to look like court summons or checks, which are often used by organizations like Judicial Watch.

James Lawler is knighted as "Sir Jimmy James of The Flatlanders" after a significant donation. He requested that three pennies be added to the "Penny Jar," a recurring show trope. Lawler's note emphasized his support for the "No Jingles" movement and praised the hosts for their continued media deconstruction efforts.

The show reviews listener-submitted artwork for episode 1011 by Darren O'Neill, featuring an empty FBI tip jar. A new end-of-show mix by Chris Wilson, designed as a 1980s-style answering machine greeting, is also introduced.

The Social Security Administration's list of popular baby names for 2017 shows Emma and Noah holding the top spots, influenced heavily by celebrities like Emma Watson and Noah Wyle. A debate ensues over the name "Theodore" (Theo) for a host's new grandchild, alongside confusion over the rising popularity of the name "Mason," which is jokingly attributed to the resurgence of Mason jars.

Hillary Clinton appears on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to address rumors about her health circulated by Rudy Giuliani and others. Instead of a direct answer, she participates in a stunt where she opens a jar of pickles to prove her strength. The hosts deconstruct the segment as a "wacky strategy" of distraction, noting that the jar may have been pre-loosened and that the stunt successfully shifted the media focus away from substantive health questions.

The decision to stream the show live provided an instant feedback loop through the chat room, which Curry uses for punchlines and real-time links. They distinguish their "Value for Value" system from a simple "tip jar," asserting that they are running a professional-level operation. Dvorak notes that while some listeners suggest getting advertisers, they prefer the honesty and closeness to the audience that direct support provides.

The hosts share items received in their PO box, including sample candles from Carriage Town Candle and a heartfelt letter from a 63-year-old "beach bum" mother of four. They reiterate the request for donors not to send physical checks to personal names. The segment concludes with "job karma" and "F-cancer" jingles for the community.

The hosts discuss the pattern of creative professionals dying penniless due to industry exploitation. A tangent mentions a fan edit of Star Wars that removed Jar Jar Binks, which reportedly resulted in a better film but faced legal threats from George Lucas.