Topic: Harlots

A listener using the pseudonym Jackson Pollock is knighted as "Sir Exiled Maniac, Kennel Master of the Dutch Shepherds and Belgian Malinois." The ceremony includes a humorous and elaborate note involving fictional scenarios with other show producers. The new knight is invited to the "Round Table" and directed to obtain a certificate and ring to commemorate the title.

The hosts read the birthday list for the week and perform a formal "daming" ceremony for Lindy Pfaffenbach. She is officially dubbed "Dame Lindy of Squirrel Nut Acres" and welcomed to the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional list of humorous "amenities" provided to new knights and dames, such as "mutton and mead" and "ginger ale and gerbils."

The show concludes with birthday wishes for several producers and the formal announcement of title changes for long-term supporters. The hosts describe the official No Agenda signet rings available for knights and dames, which can be used for sealing correspondence. A humorous list of traditional "rewards" for new knights is recited.