Topic: Jackson Pollock

A listener using the pseudonym Jackson Pollock is knighted as "Sir Exiled Maniac, Kennel Master of the Dutch Shepherds and Belgian Malinois." The ceremony includes a humorous and elaborate note involving fictional scenarios with other show producers. The new knight is invited to the "Round Table" and directed to obtain a certificate and ring to commemorate the title.

The hosts process the final list of 10th-anniversary donors and peerage grants. John Dvorak offers a surprising defense of Yoko Ono, comparing her vocal style to Jackson Pollock's "gesturalism" in modern art. He speculates that she may eventually be recognized as a great artist and a primary inspiration for the Beatles.