Topic: Floats

The hosts play audio reports from recent listener meetups, including a large river float in San Marcos, Texas, and a "Margaritas and Guns" meetup in South Florida. The reports feature various "No Agenda stars" like Dirty Jersey Whore and Sir Brian with an I, emphasizing the "connection and protection" of the community.

The $320 million floating pier built by the US military in Gaza is shutting down after only 20 days of operation due to technical issues and rough seas. The hosts criticize the project as a failure, noting that much of the aid never reached the intended population despite the high cost.

National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan is visiting Saudi Arabia and Israel to discuss a potential normalization deal and the ongoing offensive in Rafah. Meanwhile, U.S. troops have completed a floating pier in Gaza to facilitate the delivery of humanitarian aid. The segment highlights the political pressure on the Biden administration from Black voters frustrated by the handling of the conflict.

The hosts discuss the prevalence of free-floating anxiety and purposelessness in modern society. They accuse the media of intentionally pumping up fear regarding the Omicron variant—which they characterize as a harmless cold—to maintain a state of public hysteria.

Corwin Underwood and John Burn are recognized for their significant financial contributions to the show, with Burn being knighted as "Sir Air Force John." A listener recommendation suggests the "Zero Gravity Institute" in Austin, a float center where users spend 45 minutes in a sensory deprivation tank. The host expresses skepticism about the experience, citing concerns about water temperature and the inability to relax.

Adam Curry describes his experience attending the Amsterdam Gay Pride Canal Parade on August 3, 2013, with his daughter Christina, who works for OutTV. The discussion covers the history of canal floats, the participation of the soccer players union and police force, and the heavy commercialization of the event. Curry expresses frustration over being stuck on a themed boat for three hours promoting the film "Behind the Candelabra" without compensation.

The hosts question the necessity of bringing an aircraft carrier into the center of London for a sporting event, suggesting the military presence is intended for domestic crowd control rather than foreign threats. A theory is proposed that the HMS Ocean could serve as a floating jail for arrested protesters. Technical details regarding the Thames barriers and the lack of visible aircraft on the ship's deck are also discussed.

The hosts thank their high-tier donors for episode 359, including Executive Producers Gerald Denski, Robert Goshko, and Adam Johnson. They read notes from donors who attribute their professional success to "No Agenda Karma" and grant "karma shots" to various listeners and their colleagues. Jonathan Dalrymple of Float-Write Limited is also acknowledged for his support while traveling in Malaysia.