Topic: Bestiality

The Associated Press reported that Nabisco is changing the packaging of Animal Crackers to show animals outside of cages following pressure from PETA. This transitions into a disturbing news report from Clearfield County, Pennsylvania, where three men were arrested for over 1,000 counts of sexual abuse involving farm animals.

Joseph Hattie, a "health physicist" at Michigan State University, has been charged with two counts of bestiality involving a basset hound. The hosts clarify that a health physicist deals with radiation safety rather than medical practice. The incident adds to a series of scandals at MSU, including the Larry Nassar case, leading the hosts to question the university's environment.

Televangelist Pat Robertson claims on *The 700 Club* that gay couples do not want pizza at their weddings, they want cake. He further warns that the acceptance of homosexuality will inevitably lead to the legalization of "aberrant" behaviors, including bestiality and polyamory.

Adam mentions a Twitter interaction with AP reporter Matt Lee regarding a "free beer" offer in Austin. The segment covers a bizarre news story about a blind driver in Berkeley who killed a professor while allegedly eating macaroni and cheese. Finally, the hosts express disgust over a PBS program featuring animal mating and porcupine masturbation, labeling it "bestiality."

While watching early Sunday morning television, one host noticed a trend in toy commercials, specifically the "Moxie Girl" doll with a walking horse. The host critiques the commercial for a scene where the horse kisses the girl, jokingly calling it "bestiality" and suggesting it is training girls to like Hillary Clinton.