2:03:45 I don't know what... It's R. De Zwart. Errrr, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I think he was and he's turned back. He said he made a mistake. What was the American celebration day again? Was it first of July or something? It was Nussbaum.
2:04:29 What are you doing? So here and I'm going to list off the Americans that do take this is our 1812 battle royale. $74 at 15. Hold on a second, John that you know but i'm i'm pissed at myself now i'm so sorry. The 1812 Battle Royale! There you go record that. The 1812 Battle Royale between the United States and Canada which was British at the time This and they burnt down Washington DC, which was then called the city of Washington in 1814 is burn it to the ground burned away Is it and laughed all the time? They're laughing and laughing So we're reenacting this in some virtual space. Yes donations that's benefit did no agenda show virtual space countries 1812 space
2:05:23 I'm going to read off the list of people who voted for this 7415 donation. Each one of these 7415s, Sir Thomas Nussbaum, Sir Matt Hatter in Fairfield Connecticut, Sir Festus up here in Vallejo California, Edward Siemens in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Joel Blazek at Parts Unknown. Sir Hank Viscount of Queens in Kew Gardens New York. I guess it's Tice Hamming...Hamming? Hamming Inc.? Almost. Tice Hamming. I would say Hammink. He's in South Dakota. He is in South Dakota. Harvey Lee in Federal Way Washington. Robert Smiley
2:06:16 Wait, you missed Charles. I'm sorry, Charles Brochetti? He also has a call out And he's in South Korea and gets a call out because he says my brother-in-law... Now I cannot live without you guys and i want you to call out Mike and tell him to donate. He's a long time lister but never donated! Oh my goodness. DOOSHBAG! Robert Smiley in Holland, Pennsylvania uh 7415 Raleigh Hawk in Anna Illinois
2:06:57 Uh, wink-wink. Yeah read this note. This is from Vicky she sent a nice note. Vicky Avery she's over here in San Francisco now She came that was the end of it by the way we just met that was the end of the American side of the battle. What's the tally there John and the war? I have to count it yeah, but you kind of why read the note. Oh man give me a total I want to thank my husband Matt for hitting me in the mouth last year by making a birthday donation in his honor as the best podcast in universe. We commute together and our family business, uh, in San Francisco and enjoy listening to the podcast on the drive as, and as selfish as this is let me say that you your two shows are perfect
2:07:36 for us, so don't cut back on the showtime. They say that opposites attract and that is not true about it." Oh, that is so true about us! So true! On political issues we are often miles apart. He likes techno music I prefer jazz he hates listening to his choice of talk show... oh, I hate listening to his choice of talk shows? He tolerates listening my NPR shows but with no agenda we find common ground and so I guess you can say your helping save our marriage of 27 years. So thanks for your enlightening show and for showing me the way. You're my soulmate, my life partner and truly the most patient man in the world." Then she's got a couple of requests and I sent her note back and said that I'll suggest this magical shape-shifting juice at the end of the show. Okay we'll do that for sure. And now ladies and gentlemen let's go to the tally! We have a tally now... For The Battle Of 1812! And number? We have 11 for 7415 United States
2:08:33 In the Battle of 1812! So here's the Canadians coming in. They're not gonna... Starting with Kurt Winklemuller in Townsville, Australia. Come on Commonwealth brothers he says Keep up the outstanding work. So there's Australians have chimed in on the side of Canada dang No surprise I have really chills Eric Hoffman like the Queen told you to do that or something Yeah, somebody passed a word along but he's the only one I see sir Clegg and Thornhill Ontario Eric off I mentioned at Edmonton Alberta Vicki Cus Cos techie and Maple Ontario
2:09:14 Chris Terreheart in Abbotsford, BC. Sir Norman of McDonough-Baronet Woodstock Ontario William Brannick in Calgary Mark Montgomery in Mississauga Ontario, or soy. What is this? Or solaya, a soul cheese. O-R-S-O-L-Y-A sus in Milton, Ontario. Chalk went up for team Canada he says. Brian Edelen in Myrtle Beach South Carolina
2:10:01 Says I chose Canada by mistake, please change my vote. I cannot believe I left my country down and hopefully he'll buy it but He's writing this before he hits the return button so it goes to Canada in Myrtle Beach South Carolina Are you sure? You want to pay? This is a cover your ass memo! Yeah, this is a cover your ass memo Alan Witchen in Prince Rupert, British Columbia 7115 and finally Richard Bonk in Thornhill. I wish you had my bonks. All right let's go to the final score for episode 735 of The Battle of 1812!
2:10:46 They have a total of 12. The Canadians have it! So they are actually up by about, I think they beat by about five last show off to do that final calculation but they're way up and we don't even use the multiplier with them. Yeah, we could probably multiply their votes times three Come on America! Y'all suckin'. It's probably in rural America. Was 1812. Onward. Is that when The Beatles were popular? Onward, Nathaniel Fre- It's just a game we're just having fun. Yeah. Nathaniel Friedman in Draper United USA uh... Draper Utah 69-69 Kevin Scott in... Zertogensbosch Oh what? Zertogensbosch Zertovensbosh Yeah yeah it's easy for John he can say Den Bosh instead of- Den Bosh! Yeah why is it Zertogensbosch? Den Bosh
2:11:46 And it'd be Kevin Scott. No! Samuel Shepard in Sheffield, Essex UK 5510 Funny none of the Brits gave in with the Canadians they said. Matt Seaver Knoxville Tennessee double nickels on the dime Eric Blackwell double nickels on the dime he's in Temecula California also GT Bird just refer to me as at GT underlined bird Long time boner needed de-douching, also job karma. We'll put that at the end for you. 10 years in corporate franchise operations graduated and made it within college PR advertising been turned down for over 100 jobs donation made possible from deposit return from rental property I can no longer afford without a job donate more once employment has been procured wow $51 will he get the job karma? He'll take the job karma at the end
2:12:43 And then these are the following $50 donors, Steven Milliken in Parts Unknown. Joni Perkins in Holland Michigan. Shane Rozdilski I think it's a Sur in Saskatoon my favorite place. Brian Morton Casper Wyoming Dustin Martin in Salem Oregon don't inhale him Eric Miller in Norwalk Connecticut Sir Intella Armour is back from Bend, Oregon for $50. This is his make good for the last show that he needed to put in to make it 355. It's a long story. He has again and finally Sir Alan Bean over here in Oakland Baron of the Diamond and Jay Kumar who I believe was a knight in Beverly Massachusetts Nuts and that concludes our
2:13:35 Our donors over $50 for show 735. Want to remind people we do have a couple of shows coming up and would be nice to continue the battle royale between the USA and Canada, which is producing interesting results since the Canadians are winning. winning handily if you consider the per capita vote. And when do we conclude this battle royale? When do we have the final talent? On the 11th, when you come back on the show on the eleventh and the totals will be tallied and the winner will be determined. I'm sorry it looks like it will be a candidate just as it was in 1812 that's right. We start with two make good Simon Moon said happy birthday to Ingrid Jackson. That was her birthday was last Friday and Sean Kelly also says happy birthday to Ingrid Jackson so we kind of talked about that now it has all been fixed I think now we say