2:07:50 the ball rolling here, the operation funded. We kick it off today with Richard Hall who is from Hamilton New Jersey and comes in with 54321 $543.21 says here's part of my tax refund to support truly independent media I also may have inflated some of my business deductions to get that refund and this makes me feel less guilty about it please give a tax season goat karma to all of Gitmo Nation Okay, there we go. You've got karma. You got it! Now we have a note from Abu Dhabi or Laura Coote. Abu Dhabi on deck? Laura Coote.
2:08:35 It says Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates $500. Craig Cortis listening from Abu Dhabi never misses a No Agenda show and all he wants for his birthday on Friday is to be an executive producer of the podcast since he has an extraordinary wife who I believe is named Laura. Yes, I think so All his could be a daughter it could be but I think Laura Coote is his wife. Yes, since he has an extraordinary wife all His dreams or at least if you of them come true There you go. Oh so it's a switcheroo to Craig Cortis correct? Cortes yes Cortese excellent
2:09:21 Ah, so nice. What a great wife! Unless she's just being coy and she says all he wants is that but he's not getting it but he never says that so... Jonathan Peckham is the extraordinary wife. Jonathan Peckham is in Bristol Rhode Island shout out to the Rhode Island Chicago Crossroads of America and the 133 slaves I met at the Nashville roller skating meetup John The Rhode Island Marine here finishing my journey tonight who had goat karma to those in need and knight me as Sir J Purple Peck gotcha You've got karma. By the way, looks like April 17th will be a meetup in Nashville and The Keeper and I will be there So John Kumar in London UK 333 dot 33 And he's got some jingle requests up front Donald loves Nazis Rosie O'Donnell yet Please get some jobs Carmen some current for my friend Molly who has tragically passed away
2:10:23 One year ago on February 9th, I know she's no longer here in body But I'm sure she could use the karma wherever her spirit is on the donation note my Kindle app shows that I've read 33 books last year I guess the universe is trying to send me quite the hint. Please, the Kindle app says how many books you've read? Huh? Accept this late donation 333 blah blah blah My birthday's on February 2nd so please could I be added to the birthday list and your on On the second Sunday well your gonna be on this one Your on this list If we can remember, we don't do the... We can't do that. There's no way of keeping track of it. Hoping your overlords will drop the vax mandate soon? I think they have so we can refuse Nicks can visit this all you mean to travel vax mandate. Hold on a second here is what i dont understand his birthday is February 2nd thats today
2:11:17 Yeah, so what what I don't understand. Oh, I'm sorry it seems that he's pushing for a future person It's today! No i'm not keeping track is the 33rd day of the year by the way which you didn't promote? I opened the show with it No, I mean in the newsletter. Okay? No we were like hey It's Groundhog Day like we were smart and then they and the real and the real the real kicker We missed you're right yeah, all right You're right. We missed it you missed it so how are we doing with the Vax mandate is that you keep track of it? Well, for entering the country that should end in April but now it seems like nothing will end until May apparently so I'm not kidding myself. I don't think this is going to end at all. I think we're gonna have another variant. I think they're gonna have laws for more to be paid to Pfizer. Big Pharma is the scariest entity of all. Nothing else scares me more than those guys. So I think that... Debbie Downer? That's right! Donald loves Nazis
2:12:14 Oh man. I forgot how that jingle Jason Smith is up next in Sioux City, Iowa
2:13:05 Keep this short. Sir Bernie Adama hit me in the mouth in 2016 and I've pretty much been the biggest douchebag in history of douchebags since Please de-douch me You've been de-douched Love to have some health karma for Sir Bernie and everyone else that needs it throughout the No Agenda universe May I please have some jingles if its not too much trouble? And he'd like! And he's $333.33, so he deserves Whole load look at the juice no and shut up slave Jason. Well he says no! Which one does he want? I think he just wants the No. I so...nooo, do we have a noo? Just plain no. Yeah if i could find it im sorry, oh here it is. That's okay. Ill use this. Ill say no. Hold on. Im gonna give you the whole load today. Oh my gosh can you see that juice?! Oh no no. Shut up slave!!
2:14:09 I think that was a good variation. That's better! Oh no, no...I can't remember that one. Baron Gordon Walton from Austin Texas who doesn't know him he actually put me on his family's Christmas newsletter which i enjoyed very much 333 show needs more donations Baron Gordon Walton donating towards my daughter Catherine's neighborhood oh so beautiful thank you thank you Jordan Hollingsworth comes in from Sylvan Lake, California with three 250 93 which means Associate executive producer. I'm a small monthly donation plan he says but this is my first executive producer donation through all this 333 dot 33 Canadian so he gets bumped up on the list the final list yeah, I should write to you specifically Adam Oh
2:14:56 To ask for your help as I fear Sean Newman of the Sean Newman podcast will eventually be censored by our benevolent internet safety overlords in China-da. May I ask for you to come on his show, to spread the gospel value for value and have a conversation? No agenda in the Sean Newman podcast. Is this Sean Newman? no, we're integral and keeping my sanity during the March Madness 2020 And I want to continue that for more years for any other Canadian listeners at what local perspective on The Weekly Goings-On I suggest checking out his
2:15:41 to Tuesday's Masked Shop every Tuesday. I have included his contact details below, hope the donation is enough for you to reach out and allow my two podcasting worlds to collide! Yeah, I'm saying oh well. I will finish then you can give us your two cents jingles fears freedom You'll obey and foamer thank you for everything you both do also Steve's a douchebag And I guess we need to put that in And the Sean Newman podcast is the name of them yes He wants fears freedom you will obey and the foamer listen to that horn okay, Anna T Okay
2:16:23 I did the Joe Rogan podcast. I'm going to kind of slow down a little bit and go on other people's podcasts mainly because I have other things to do with my life, it takes a lot of time, it's hours and I just don't have that many hours in the day there is a lot of prepping I am doing you know just I'm doing stuff Know I know, I'm horrible but I'll see I'll see but certainly not for a couple months. You do it Yeah like the grey America guys just ask them they know that eventually after five years old do it sure You will obey. Oh my god! Wooo! Listen to that horn! Alright everybody. Christopher Hill, Parkerville Australia. Aussie dollary-doos. Good day gents please accept my donation. We gotta bump him up too look. He's another bumper that's right he's 367.81 in Australian didgeridoo so he becomes an exec as well we do honor that
2:17:42 It's to the best podcast in universe. This donation also makes me a knight! Can I be knighted? Sir Christopher Patrick Hill, and can I have Vegemite on toast at the round table?" Well if you want it yes of course. Can i get a TTT Jobs Karma? It worked really well last time. Pretty sure he means TPP Love & Light Of course we got that for ya. You've got karma Jobs, jobs. Oops! Sorry, sorry a little extra there. Okay I'm gonna put this... Adam El-Amano in Milwaukee Oregon John! They had the right voice writing. Yeah sounds like it. John your boomer takes on the history of the polio vax and why people are leaving the workforce stink stink worse than an elevator full of Martha Stewart's
2:18:36 But I still want to take you guys to the Red Onion in Minnesota and give you $14,000. What? Well what do we have to do now why is he doing this? He's telling when does he want us to go to Michigan? I'm sorry Minnesota for when he lives in Milwaukee Oregon because you're gonna Go there for your fourteen thousand dollars and going to be dead in a week. I don't know these This sounds like a kidnap scam to me Yeah, I think it's very no details except the fact that my My white people are leaving the workforce stinks and polio vaccine, even though I was there stinks but okay. You know that's the great thing about our show we don't make people think like us you just we just present our thoughts and you can take it or leave it. Yeah then you get to tell us what you think Sandy Witten? By the way came in with $223 thank you very much Adam Alamano
2:19:32 Sandy Witten, Birmingham Alabama 222-22 RoaDux. Thank you both for your awesomeness! Sandy thank you Rita Harrington and Sparks Nevada 202.23 in the morning John Adam Thank you for the best podcast in the universe and Jeff Madison from Hillard Ohio 200 dot 33 donation note via email to John which by the way is not the way to do it Jeff Did you find his note? Nope, ah double up karma. You got a recent demand notes of Noah Jenna show on that Karma And a some clips and some other things but it wasn't a note about his donation so Okay He did he wasn't sent to me mark in
2:20:15 Coropolis, Pennsylvania $200 no jingles. No karma Thanks mark Thank you Mark that is exactly how we love it and finally as a associate executive producers go Troy Brian the Troy homesteader Adam and John please deduce me You've been d-douche I have been Listening far too long was compelled to donate after Adams testament of faith of his faith Could you could use some goat karma and a hot side of look at that juice Brian Troy the homesteader Okay, so we get some go karma for ya You've got
2:20:52 Oh my gosh, can you see that juice? Can you see that juice. All right You continue I'll set up the The nightings and the birthdays and then you'll go down to the 50s and we'll get through this real quick here No, thank you for your courage. You're welcome Bruce Schwalman Harrisburg, Pennsylvania one three three eight eight Brian Wald in Bend Oregon 107 77 Gabriel King in St. Paul, Minnesota $100 and 47 cents He needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched! Baron Ladekin, our buddy in Houston Texas 100 John O'Neill in College Station Texas and he needs a de-douching. He's in for the hundred. You've been de-douched! Andrew Zavalos in Denison Texas and he comes in twice Oh For a hundred
2:21:56 Somehow each which puts him at 200 if that's actually not just a duplicate, which is what I think but we'll find out We'll do it with it make good. If you do it live. We'll do it live I got hairy legs! Claire Jones in Safety Harbor, Florida. 100. Joseph Lez... Oh brother Liesel? Lysly? Lysley maybe? Calverton New York 8008 which is boobs along with Kevin McLaughlin who's on a roll from Locust North Carolina 8008 Sir Tommy Hawk in Iowa City, Iowa 6666
2:22:36 A birthday coming up for his grandmother. James Borath in North Wales, Pennsylvania 6666 Andrew Panabianco in Peoria Arizona 6261 David Groff in Wyoming Ohio 6180 which is a Fibonacci number. Shirley O'Brien Dover New Jersey 60 Sir Brian Tobiasen and Gardner Kansas another birthday call to his wife belatedly, to 5888. Baron of Southern Cali...oh sorry I'm sorry Baron of Southern Shillinois in Anna Illinois another birthday to Michelle call out Roberto Torado and that was 5678 Roberto Torado in San Francisco 5555
2:23:28 Yeah, he's got a little pronunciation guy for the word San Francisco. Troy Funderburk in Spokane Washington 55 and here we got already to the $50 donors who are going to wrap through them as fast as I can starting with Kyle Mann in Cincinnati and Brett Chikney in Lake Worth Florida Face Love Company LLC Face Love Company, LLC. I don't know what they make makeup, I'm guessing. Costa Mesa California John Ford McKinney Texas Haydar Burrell in Haifa Illinois with a birthday coming up Pro Flooring LLC every you got another plug in Verroqua Wisconsin you need flooring
2:24:13 Justin Heiner in Vine Grove, Kentucky. Tony Lang in Castle Pines Colorado dotted mind and Lincoln Great Britain Claire Thornhill in Toronto Brittany Shaver in Zionsville Indiana Jill, Jill Woods in Ocean Grove New Jersey Herbert Hess in Spring Texas Ryan Sharp in Huntsville Alabama and last and surely not least is Aichi Kitagawa over here in San Francisco. It's gotta be a night by now or a bear. He's got to call us up and get us his knighthood yeah call John on the landline. Thank these people up I'll be here. Anyway, we want to thank all these folks for making this show 1526 possible Thank you so much for the value for value of course Huge thanks to our executive and associate executive producers You get the forever credits they will be with you For as long even after your death can you can register them anywhere? The credits are recognized IMDB your LinkedIn and of course at any no agenda
2:25:13 Meetup which we'll be talking about in a moment people love to meet the Knights and dames And thank you so much including the people under $50 who are on those sustaining donations. We've got a new Donation page coming this quarter, so take a look at it now before changes for org Slash n a go karma for anyone who still needs it. You've got karma And thank you all very much for supporting the No Agenda Show, episode 1526. Our formula is this... We go out we hit people in the mouth.
2:26:00 And as you heard we got a couple of birthdays to celebrate today. Sir Brian Tobiasen wishes his wife Cynthia a belated birthday, that was on the 29th. Sir John Kumar February 2nd. Sir Tommy Hawk wishes his grandmother Nora Lee Balmer happy birthday turns 95... 95 today, 95. There's still hope! Laura Coote best wishes for her husband Craig Cortese his birthday is tomorrow Hadar Burrell her husband Sinai turns 33 on the 5th and the ladies coming in for their man I love it And finally Baron of Southern Chilenoe says happy birthday to Michelle Hawkins and I want say happy birthday to Brian there in Wimberley Happy Birthday from everybody here at The Best Podcast In The Universe!