Topic: Skip Logic

11 chapters across the catalog

Seismic Sundae
Episode 1680 1:45:01 - 1:48:08

1680: Seismic Sundae

Skip Logic and the Song of Baphomet

Sir Skip Logic donates to celebrate his 65th birthday and "beating Medicare." Casey Van Heel from Columbus, Ohio, requests a complex jingle titled "The Song of Baphomet," featuring the Howard Dean scream and Joe Biden's "hairy legs" quote. Van Heel also promotes his comic book site, personofmeritcomics.com.

Lockdown Face
Episode 1278 2:48:37 - 2:51:44

1278: Lockdown Face

Birthday List and Nighthood Dubbing

The official No Agenda birthday list is read, followed by the formal dubbing of six new Knights and Danes. The ceremony includes the assignment of "Hookers and Blow" and "Mutton and Mead" to the new members of the roundtable. Listeners are directed to the No Agenda Nation website to claim their rings and certificates.

pre-bunked
Episode 1269 1:24:07 - 1:31:45

1269: pre-bunked

Listener Knighthoods, Value-for-Value Model

Caleb Kniffin is knighted as "Sir Nifty" on his 33rd birthday, recalling the "Vivek Kundra holodeck" segment from 2009. Chris Parker is knighted as "Sir Zorty of the Great Lakes" after years of monthly contributions. The show emphasizes its "value-for-value" model, which relies on listener donations rather than traditional advertising, and mentions the No Agenda Shop's revenue-sharing deal with artists.

Avocado Cartel
Episode 1230 1:34:16 - 1:38:15

1230: Avocado Cartel

No Agenda Stream, Episode 1229 Art by Skip Logic

The hosts promote the No Agenda Stream and the federated social media platform, No Agenda Social, as alternatives to algorithmic censorship. They credit artist Skip Logic for the album art of episode 1229, titled "Orange Tongue," which features a creative gas pump design using Mobile Oil colors. The art generator and shop are highlighted as key components of the show's value-for-value model.

Buffoonery
Episode 792 47:33 - 49:35

792: Buffoonery

Sharia Bot, Artificial Intelligence Concept

The hosts propose a satirical product called "Sharia Bot," an artificial intelligence tool designed to provide Sharia-compliant solutions for everyday problems, such as removing clothing stains. They discuss the potential for a database-driven app that applies religious law to various life scenarios.

Mental Defectives
Episode 788 1:49:07 - 1:52:37

788: Mental Defectives

Mark Zuckerberg's Jarvis AI and Skip Logic

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced a personal challenge to build a simple AI to run his home, comparing it to the "Jarvis" system from Iron Man. The segment dismisses current "AI" as merely "skip logic" or rules-based computing rather than true intelligence. A CBS report on the topic is mocked for its vague claims that AI is "already here."

Hot Rhetoric
Episode 784 1:30:17 - 1:31:44

784: Hot Rhetoric

Vivek Kundra, Healthcare.gov Technology Issues

A review of past comments by former Federal CTO Vivek Kundra highlights the procurement and technology failures of Healthcare.gov. The discussion centers on the government's reliance on "1960s era technology" and "skip logic" in modern administrative systems.

Facebook Thuggin'
Episode 711 3:50 - 6:33

711: Facebook Thuggin'

Amazon Recommendation Logic, Pot Shards and Lubricant

An email from a listener highlights the peculiarities of Amazon's recommendation engine after purchasing "Uncle Don's" book, Pot Shards. The system recommended the book based on a previous purchase of ranch hand spray lubricant, illustrating the "skip logic" used by big data platforms to link disparate consumer items.

Ottomania
Episode 595 2:27:56 - 2:33:31

595: Ottomania

Student Data Records and Parental Surveillance

The shift to computerized testing allows the state to record a child's psychological profile, such as honesty or political leanings, as part of a permanent record. This data can be used to flag parents whose children express "non-compliant" views. The push for universal Pre-K is viewed as an attempt to begin this "slave training" at an earlier age.

The Vivek Kundra "Hollow" Deck
Episode 121 35:10 - 43:24

121: The Vivek Kundra "Hollow" Deck

Human Computer Interface, Skip Logic and COBOL Buzzwords

Vivek Kundra predicts a shift in the human-computer interface, moving away from "binary or COBOL ways" of interaction toward more intuitive systems like a Star Trek holodeck. He uses technical terms such as "skip logic" and "bandwidth constraints" to describe software architecture. Critics mock the use of these terms, noting that skip logic is a basic telemarketing survey tool rather than a revolutionary computing concept.