3 chapters across the catalog
A plug is given for the "Seeds of Literacy" organization and its upcoming event honoring Margo Hudson. The show concludes its formal segments with a knighting ceremony for Sir George of the Southern Carpathians and Sir Greg Carlwood of the Higher Side.
Knighting Ceremony, Sir Gatekeeper and Diet Soda
Thaddeus Parker is knighted as "Sir Gatekeeper" following a $1,000 donation. He shares a story of being introduced to the show during a car ride and requests "diet soda and video games" as his theme. Additionally, Star Officer Dick Bangs receives "Service Donkey Karma" for his contribution and asks for wine recommendations, leading to a discussion on aging Bordeaux.
Sir Colin the Friendly Fat Man and Personal Training
George Kunath, who goes by Colin, donates $333.33 to become Sir Colin the Friendly Fat Man. He shares an anecdote about sharing the show's media deconstruction with his personal trainer, who initially found the ideas "off the rails" but eventually began doing his own research. Jingle requests include "Putin on the Ritz" and the "Goat Scream."
