Episode 999 • • 1:07:37 - 1:10:26
999: Nein Nein Nein
Knighting Ceremony, Sir Gatekeeper and Diet Soda
Thaddeus Parker is knighted as "Sir Gatekeeper" following a $1,000 donation. He shares a story of being introduced to the show during a car ride and requests "diet soda and video games" as his theme. Additionally, Star Officer Dick Bangs receives "Service Donkey Karma" for his contribution and asks for wine recommendations, leading to a discussion on aging Bordeaux.