Topic: Ray Jacobson

The hosts provide birthday wishes for Tom Starkweather and Ray Jacobson, the latter of whom is turning 50 on Friday the 13th. Jacobson also registered "yourscrew.org" to forward to the No Agenda website. The segment concludes the donor and birthday acknowledgments for the episode.

The hosts discuss the "intrinsic karmic value" of the show's donation model, citing a listener who received a job offer immediately after contributing. They conclude the segment by knighting Ray Jacobson in the "Order of the Dish" for his significant financial support. The hosts reflect on the show's steady growth as they head into 2012.