Topic: Prince George

A producer shares an anecdote about Prince Andrew attempting to solicit women at an international pageant without his security detail. Additionally, a report by Tiffany Fitzhenry analyzes Wikileaks and Stratfor files, which include a story about Ghislaine Maxwell bragging about a sexual encounter with George Clooney. The hosts revisit their long-standing theory that Clooney operates as a high-level intelligence asset.

Special Counsel Robert Mueller is investigating a meeting in the Seychelles involving Blackwater founder Erik Prince and a Russian banker. While Prince testified the encounter was a coincidence, evidence from witness George Nader suggests the meeting was pre-arranged to establish a back-channel between the Trump transition team and the Kremlin. Prince continues to deny these allegations, calling them "hogwash."

The enrollment of Prince George in a private school with a $20,000 annual fee is contrasted with the "mac and cheese" diet often associated with the working class. The hosts joke that while the masses eat processed food, the young prince is served rack of lamb and taught philosophy at age five.

A satirical "Real News" segment mocks mainstream media coverage of the British Royal Family and celebrity fashion. The segment highlights the "relatability" of Prince George's upbringing and praises Taylor Swift as a role model for young women based on her red carpet attire.

Bill Clinton and George W. Bush visited Haiti to oversee reconstruction efforts following the devastating earthquake. Plans to rebuild the country are estimated at $11.4 billion, with critics suggesting the funds will transform Haiti into a hub for casinos and international banks. A viral video showed Bush wiping his hand on Clinton's shirt after shaking hands with a Haitian local, drawing criticism of the former presidents' sincerity.

The Washington Post reported on a mother in Prince George's County who faced a government investigation after expressing disappointment over her newborn's gender while medicated post-cesarean. The hosts argue this incident reflects a trend of state interference in parental rights and the medicalization of motherhood. They suggest such stories serve to condition the public to accept mandatory psychiatric screenings for parents.