3 chapters across the catalog
A listener using the pseudonym Jackson Pollock is knighted as "Sir Exiled Maniac, Kennel Master of the Dutch Shepherds and Belgian Malinois." The ceremony includes a humorous and elaborate note involving fictional scenarios with other show producers. The new knight is invited to the "Round Table" and directed to obtain a certificate and ring to commemorate the title.
The hosts process the final list of 10th-anniversary donors and peerage grants. John Dvorak offers a surprising defense of Yoko Ono, comparing her vocal style to Jackson Pollock's "gesturalism" in modern art. He speculates that she may eventually be recognized as a great artist and a primary inspiration for the Beatles.
Executive Producers, McDonald's Lobster Roll Critique
The show acknowledges top donors and executive producers, noting a rare "three double donor" occurrence. A donor's note from Connecticut sparks a critique of McDonald's new lobster rolls in New England, which the hosts suspect contain more pollock or "fake meat" than actual lobster.
