Topic: Midland Texas

7 chapters across the catalog

Eyeballitis
Episode 1284 2:43:18 - 2:47:31

1284: Eyeballitis

Knighting Ceremony and Global Meetup Schedule

Andre Adams and Scott Minton are officially knighted into the No Agenda Round Table. The hosts read a list of upcoming international meetups in Zurich, Dortmund, and various US cities including Nashville and Austin. They reiterate the importance of the Las Vegas meetup on October 13th and encourage listeners to start their own local chapters.

RBG Down!
Episode 1279 1:42:55 - 1:49:36

1279: RBG Down!

Birthday List and New Human Resources

A series of donations from Vincent of Tucson, Dan in Midland, and Peter Boekelman are processed. Dan, a ham radio enthusiast, requests "China is Asshole" karma. Boekelman requests "Baby Karma" for an upcoming "human resource" (a daughter) to ensure she doesn't become a "woke hummer" or an "uptalker." The hosts perform the "Yay" jingle for the new arrival.

Doggy DNA
Episode 1257 2:54:45 - 2:57:17

1257: Doggy DNA

No Agenda Meetups and Governor Abbott Restrictions

The Midland, Texas No Agenda meetup was forced to move to a Chili's restaurant because Governor Greg Abbott ordered the closure of bars. Other upcoming meetups are scheduled for Ohio, Seattle, and Malta. Organizers encourage listeners to use the dedicated meetup website to find or create local gatherings despite ongoing regional lockdowns.

Hockeystick Hoax
Episode 1169 4:16 - 6:41

1169: Hockeystick Hoax

Odessa and Midland Shooting, Media Panic Analysis

A mass shooting event occurred in Odessa and Midland, Texas, resulting in five deaths and over twenty injuries. Initial media reports incorrectly suggested multiple shooters in different locations, causing panic at a local mall where no shooting took place. The perpetrator was eventually killed by police after a high-speed pursuit involving a hijacked mail truck following a routine traffic stop.

Gay Siri
Episode 714 1:41:32 - 1:44:35

714: Gay Siri

Minimum Wage Protests, Walmart Store Closures

Protests for a $15 minimum wage targeted billionaire Bill Ackman in New York City. Simultaneously, five Walmart stores in cities like Midland, Texas, were abruptly closed for "plumbing issues," though local officials report no permits were pulled for such work, leading to theories about union busting or military exercises.