4 chapters across the catalog
Swearing Parrots at Lincolnshire Wildlife Park
Officials at a British zoo are attempting to reform a group of eight African Grey parrots known for their extensive use of profanity. The birds were integrated with a larger flock of 92 non-swearing parrots in hopes they would adopt cleaner language. The hosts find humor in the story, jokingly linking it to the "Birds Aren't Real" conspiracy theory.
Sir Stephen of Lincolnshire and Real Estate Karma
Spencer Pearson and Stephen of Lincolnshire provide donations to reach knighthood. Pearson requests "Jobs Karma" as he transitions from the dryer vent cleaning industry to real estate. Stephen requests his title based on his location in Lincolnshire, and the hosts discuss the history of half-pence coins.
Lauren Smith, daughter of a No Agenda knight, received a top grade for her essay and speech on "moral self-licensing." The hosts discuss the concept and apologize for their previous skepticism regarding the academic reception of the topic.
Knighting of Sir Kristan and Dame Lauren Smith
Kristan Smith of Lincolnshire is knighted, and his 13-year-old daughter Lauren's Damehood is acknowledged. The hosts discuss Lauren's school essay on "moral self-licensing," a concept previously analyzed on the show, and play a requested jingle featuring Hillary Clinton.
