Topic: Detroit Marathon

The hosts read the final list of donors for episode 869, including several $99.99 "bag of nines" contributions for the show's upcoming ninth anniversary. Birthday wishes are sent to Sir Jason Knight of the River Rouge, who is running the Detroit marathon. The segment concludes with a reminder of the "value-for-value" model and a series of "karma" jingles for donors.

The hosts read donation notes from high-tier producers, including Sir David Foley and the Kraut Brothers. Sir Mark Barron in Tokyo announces he is running the Tokyo Marathon to raise funds for an indoor park in Soma City, near the Fukushima exclusion zone. Adam Curry mentions an upcoming trip to Tokyo in May, while John Dvorak plans a trip to Detroit and potentially Fukushima with a Geiger counter.