Topic: Tokyo Marathon

The Tokyo Marathon has been restricted to elite athletes only, and Prada has canceled fashion shows due to coronavirus fears. In the U.S., pharmacists report a surge in younger customers seeking flu shots and elderberry supplements out of panic. The segment notes that Russian traditional medicine emphasizes elderberry and "chokeberry" syrups for their purported antiviral properties.

The hosts read donation notes from high-tier producers, including Sir David Foley and the Kraut Brothers. Sir Mark Barron in Tokyo announces he is running the Tokyo Marathon to raise funds for an indoor park in Soma City, near the Fukushima exclusion zone. Adam Curry mentions an upcoming trip to Tokyo in May, while John Dvorak plans a trip to Detroit and potentially Fukushima with a Geiger counter.