1:05:37 As part of our value for value model, and since you started to reiterate that earlier the most interesting part of how we finance the operation of the show is by asking a simple question. If you've listened to two and a half, three hours of our program what kind of value did you get for it? And I'll give you comparison if you go to the movies this weekend you'll take a date your wife your husband whatever hour and a half you get popcorn maybe drink its 50 bucks its just going to cost around fifty bucks hour and a half, 50 bucks. Listening to our show did you get the same value? Equal value? Less value?" And when you ask people to determine value for themselves the results are often surprising and somehow that makes the model work and I think we should thank some of our donors who are helping us out for today
1:06:27 Starting with Sir Otaku, the Duke of Northeast Texas and the Red River Valley came in at the top of the list. And he's actually a show number member. He gave us 1218 which is Show 1218 from Louisville Texas. Case in point! What does he say? To start a barbecue competition season for me and I need to get I need to up my karma so I have a great competition, competitive season. What he says is he wants $1200 worth of karma. So why not get his show credit? Some might say it's cheating to ask for karma from the best podcast in the universe but if you ask me it's just hedging your bets when the difference between first and last place relies on a single bite. Yes this is true when you do food cooking competitions
1:07:21 Adam, I'll be competing in your neck of the woods on April 4th at the Cedar Fest BBQ Cook-Off in Cedar Park Texas. If you and The Keeper want to come by on a Saturday afternoon hangout and have some great Q! Can I get some JCD mac and cheese karma with a little girl yay 73s k5 vz sir otaku the Duke of Northeast Texas and the Red River Valley. Yeah, 73's kilo 5 alpha Charlie Charlie what is Q barbecue? Oh Gee, I've never never heard it abbreviated like that living in Africa. They don't say they don't say that I've never heard that in Texas
1:08:03 Sure, they do. Maybe it's just Austin Sir Otaku you will get a special extra credit today Which you should totally put on your LinkedIn if you have one and we really appreciate that You slaves can get used to mac and cheese Macaroni and cheese cheddar melted together mac and cheese mac and cheese mac and cheese You've got karma I should probably talk to him sometime about brisket. Yeah, for tips or you want to give him tips? I don't have any tips for him on brisket. I got tips for everything but brisket! I've had nothing but trouble cooking brisket the way they do it in Texas and i think a lot of has to that can get the right brisket here. I don't have fatty enough brisket
1:08:53 I've done it. I've cooked for 12 hours, I've used pecan shells, I've done all these things and I still can't get it to be a good product." Anyway onwards to Baron Walkman. Is that Walkman? $600? Yes apparently it is. Baron Walkman, ITM Gents shout out to the troll room please cue all the The Abrams stopped the hammering. Oh, Jill Abrams. Yeah. Jill Abramson stopped the hammering. Fisting Nuts. Hold on a fisting nuts is that it's not a whole thing? Is that yeah, yes a bit It's not really a clip this long well it's worth it because you know this was trending on Twitter
1:09:39 Did you see that? I demand an inquiry as to how my territory was taken according to the peerage map by Viscount Sir Patrick of the enormous noggin. This is an outrage! Have you seen his noggin?! I don't think he's talking about the noggin being the outrage. So to rectify, please accept my donation of $600 which by my accounting moves me to Earl status and thus taking back the Buckeye state of poisonous nuts! That's Ohio for the less informed. Adam, i'll be debriefing you further on the China situation...
1:10:21 house renovation karma as we prepare to sell and relocate to wherever dementia B is non-existent, counting an email. Yeah he's debriefing his son who's coming back from somewhere where... He sent me some info about that previously What do we do about this issue with the peerage Territory gonna be they can be in the same area, but one's gonna. Be boss of the other oh okay That's easy that's fixed then and I think and I do I'm gonna play it But have to tell you your your nut fisting was trending this week Should be yeah And what was interesting is this note from Baron Walkman? He sent it to you and it got rejected by your squirrel mail spam filter for use of the porn word fisting
1:11:16 Oh, that's pretty extreme. Eric and I had a good laugh over it like wow. Wow. What are you doing chatting with Eric? Well...I'm sorry can i not talk to the employees of the organization? I don't know why your chatting about my email bounce back! Obviously I read The New York Times like all day long mainly on my iPad app. Stop Stop the hammering! around the nuts. And then he shakes his fist to try to bring a nut through the little hole. And then throws a nut in his mouth from his fists, and he does it again. He shakes and throws and shakes and throws. It is annoying as hell to watch. You've got karma. A classic! I tell you
1:12:39 Yeah, we get plenty of them on this show. Onward to Jamie Breitsch in Mentor Ohio 441. We got good donors today. Thank you people! I'm making this donation of my husband's name. My husband's name is Sir Matt of Northeast Ohio, a longtime listener and the best thing that has ever happened to me. The show? We just welcomed our first baby girl Lydia Morgan into the world so here is $213 for her date of birth and 228 for his upcoming birthday
1:13:17 Please give them both some karma and thank you for a great show. Yeah, congratulations Lydia and Sir Matt on the new human resource that's fantastic! A new No Agenda producer You've got Karma Next on the list is Eric Svensson He gives us $333.33 and sent a note in And here's his jingles, by the way. Cause you don't have unless you have the note in front of ya. No I don't. Can you see the juice? Someone is getting corn holed and the OG Pelosi jobs karma. Okay all right Currently in Dallas he writes working with my auto finance employer on relocating to LA they may dick me I find out Friday Jobs and Karma please looking for opportunities in Los Angeles area for S A A S
1:14:16 Software as a Service Customer Success Experience Managers HMULinkedIn.com slash I N Eric Svendson, that's E R I K S V E N D S O N if you're on LinkedIn you can do a search on him. Yeah and he'll be happy to have his executive producer credit right there in his LinkedIn profile! That's what he does You can also write them at Eric at Svensson.net Love the show, love the digressions and into audio gear Adam did you ever eat that MK Ultra Acid? Smiley face Stay safe stay strong stay juicy Love & Light Oh my gosh! Can you see that juice?! Someone's getting cornhole today Sounds like a recipe for success to me God... You're sick! You're sick people!
1:15:15 Bryce Neseth, or Nesseth I guess in Barron Wisconsin 333-33. Uh, please de-douche me. You've been de-douched! Second investment halfway to knighthood keep up the great work I have an upcoming trip to visit the fiancé in Singapore so i humbly request tribal karma immunity karma and immigration karma for my fiance as we attempt again the K1 visa Epstein didn't kill himself Bryce from northwestern Wisconsin you've got karma
1:15:53 Dropping down to associate executive producer, we start with Justin Bosa, a boss are in San Francisco. Two twenty two dot forty four been freeloading like swine for too long so it's time to chip in before the Trump bubble bursts for what is worth I enjoyed John's last cognac fueled rapprochement on Twit hope it's not the last was two years ago cheers hey I got us speaking of chip in hold on a second The president sent me another note, and I believe he used the chip in hold on a second Let me find it here. And it was no what was the last one? I got where it was five times match Yes, okay well they've changed it now they've changed it up okay here we go
1:16:43 I'm gonna do it in the voice in which it is written if I raise my voice that is all caps we start this text as your official notice your final deadline to support President Trump with 500% matched funds has been extended three more hours 500 percent now They're trying everything to get me into their subscription. Well, 500% is the same as 5S. I know! Hello? Of course but it sounds better. They're trying to trick you yeah? Yes because i'm dumb And I didn't realize that the copywriter for all these things was Comic Strip Blogger. Well there you go now you know why he's been hanging around all this time. So well there's good money in it Learning how to how to get us to chip-in so I think that this is... To me they have a lot of nerve In my opinion to send notes out like that
1:17:35 It's very entertaining. It really is, and I loved our animated No Agenda version of that. Thank you very much Jennifer. Oh my god so funny it's really good. Onward with Tom Byard brother Krukenstad in Tilburg. Kraukenstadt. Kraakenstad in Tilburg Netherlands Holland if he hadn't figured that out by now I am john and adams my thirty eight tour de soleil and the most and the most no agenda like festivities are almost there colon carnival.
1:18:21 aka Vastolovend. It's like a party! For all the moral reasons for the early contribution to The Best Podcast in Universe, please accept my gift of 2x11 at 111.11 Without your show I would sure... I sure would transform back to Dimension B. Oh we pulled him out from Dimension B? Huh Especially here in the lowlands where the M5M US pundits are then, are the son-in-law of the Speaker of the House and Lib Joe Eric Muton. Yeah this is the guy who is engaged to Pelosi's daughter Christine Pelosi Oh and he's a Dutchman? Yes
1:19:11 Huh. Yep, shout out to my smoking hot fiancé Shajky. Shaki. Shaki Shaki, she's the best. 10-10 2020 is the magic day good idea in November we'll be traveling to your side of the pond and have our okay you're traveling to that I have a honeymoon in Florida and tropical islands of the kingdom or the Netherlands it's best time for romantic road cuisine trip and listening together some epic crazy election news deconstruction its true please accept these jingle requests effing cancer karma for or goat karma from my dear friend
1:19:48 Rollo, keep the faith jobs karma Pelosi and Trump Obama chicken dance Most carnival like jingle I could find or as an alternative to magical shape shifting Jews. I think the chicken dance is better Thank you for all your efforts in keeping us sane Wishing all the no agenda listeners fine fine Vassals of Dover then perfect nailed it excellent Tom Barrett Kruukstaat. Kraaak...Kraaaakenstaat! Kraaakenstaat, yes. So the Dutch take their carnival very seriously and it's just a whole weekend of drinking and the songs are pretty much like the Obama chicken dance exactly here we go!
1:20:52 Hey, hey, hey. No no no no no no no. Oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey Jobs? Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! You've got karma There we go thanks Tom Sir Dirt Farmer comes up next $212.18 wild group for some reason they must have loved the essay. Yes, Jingo requests cam trails is true Obama China China a-hole the show has been
1:21:30 stellar as of late and I greatly appreciate your in-depth analysis. I find it interesting that today when i tried to access thevorac.org from my work PC, that my company has blocked the website and categorized it as adult humor! Can't have that slaves can't have adult humor. It's just your free and open internet in the great American country that we live. I guess you should have that going for ya, i guess. I would like to get an update on the potential for Adam to tour John's studio when he is in California For some reason this possibility is intriguing perhaps it's a good opportunity for another fundraising gimmick
1:22:11 Adam, if you get a tour perhaps you should take a can of oil for the squeaky chair. Please give me big helping of travel go karma from my wife and I are taking out our three human resources on vacation next week and it will be a lengthy flight there and back best regards sir dirt farmer yeah i've thought about this uh sir dirt farmer and i don't think i want to see John's studio It might ruin the vision I've built up of it over, you know good 12-13 years. No see this is what I can't see through this ploy
1:22:53 What Adam's doing here is... I'm honest. Oh, okay what's my ploy and then i'll tell you what the real ploy is? You analyze that and they'll tell you what's really going on. Adam knows I've got The Cleaning Maniac Jay and myself included-I can clean! That if Adams gonna come wherever I agree to let him see the place it will be clean as a whistle. Be spanking, could just gleaming But if he thinks that, oh he's not going to come out and give a crap. It'll be the mess that it is! And that's what he wants to see. Wrong again? Yeah says you. Okay let's play his requested jingles. China is asshole! You've got karma
1:23:47 And Sir Atomic Rod Adams showed up. Oh, cool! $200. That was Atomic Rod doing it. I saw some reading a lot recently over some atomic energy stuff from Atomic Rod. I wanted to let you know that there's a lot happening in advanced nuclear tech these days. You can learn more from my Twitter feed at Atomic Rod. Yes. Atomic Insights is still a good place Older info, but I've been too busy with a new job at a capitalist as a capitalist to do much More writing no jingles just karma. I know doesn't it suck when you're capitalists? Atomic Rod and and I would you know he has a podcast He is a blog if you really want to know and he's taught
1:24:36 us I think pretty much everything that we know about atomic energy and the whole backyard nukes conversation started years and years and years ago. And he would know, you know? He formerly was on a nuclear submarine. He was captain commander... We always give him more than it was but i think he was actually in charge of the entire fleet and were very proud to have him as one of our associate executive producers today thank you very much Atomic Rod You've got karma. Brian Warden, $200. Howdy gents! I just need a job of karma for my wife current proven version would be fine also a happy birthday shout out to my oldest Jack who is turning 15 all right on the 24th no jingles okay where's he from do we know?
1:25:28 It's not on. All right, Brian? Yeah absolutely jobs the approved one jobs jobs Jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs Karma There you go now we have fakeologist comment Toronto Canada who sent it to Canadian dollar at check of 200 so he gets credit I'm also thinking looking there down one list is to Kaylin who's gonna get mentioned anyway for $199 99 since I get He said I don't know what the point of this is. You mean Cale and Nister came in with one penny shy? Well, you know what hey let me do this uh...I have one here somewhere i have there it is I just dropped a penny so now he's also an associate executive producer Fakeologist.com writes
1:26:18 I find my $200 Canadian dollar-ets check to make my fourth annual donation, keeping me one step closer to Canadian knighthood. My blog fakeologist dot com is all about exposing media fakery every major media event is a hyper realistic drill portrayed as real including 9 11 as shown in the blockbuster YouTube movie September Clues Oh that is a pretty good one I've also got research that shows nuclear science is based on science fakery, which is good news if you believe in nuclear weapons. Have you ever considered that nukes were fake? How about this right after the Rod Adams donation... This is great! It could not have been more perfect.
1:27:06 Have you ever considered that nukes were fake? How about nuclear power if the power stations were fake That's certainly better explains why this magical energy isn't used everywhere to replace all the other sources Well, that's a good conspiracy theory Hadn't heard that one. I like it It's one giant 124 year worldwide fraud Thanks for considering this idea no jingles No karma soon-to-be surfeit college I'm gonna give one jingle to him. WTC7 won't go away! And that concludes our list of associate executive producers and executive producers... Hold on, Colin Nistler? Oh yeah we're moving Colin Nistler but all he says is keep on truckin'. Oh okay didn't have any big note okay Yeah it's Colin he's in Northville Michigan Well i have to say despite your essay in the newsletter good showing today
1:28:03 Yes, because typically when you when we put actual content is maybe this is a turning point You know what? I think it was just for insiders who like to do these look like looking to how the why something works or something doesn't work. Mm-hmm I think the point of the article was that the money being spent by Bloomberg This is all bitching and moaning the article they guess he was about about the effectiveness of advertising And with some possibility that it's not gonna be effective when it comes to Bloomberg at the end of the day, after he dropped 600 million of his own money into the campaign and brags about it. Which is a pittance compared to what he has. So I think there was the element of well here's how we do it differently than just throwing money at it and
1:28:52 We don't accept Bloomberg ads, so we're going to actually talk about things about Bloomberg that no one else will talk about. In fact, Bloomberg has really been spreading the love online if you've seen he was paying Instagram influencers 150 bucks a pop just to put something in your comments Yeah. What a bonanza it could have been if we were commercial outfit Oh yeah, we'd be cleaning up That's beautiful and...yeah, yeah Manny Mike how can the president call him that? It's ridiculous what a horrible person Trump is! What are you reading?! Where is this coming from? No I'm just showing them what the show would be like How about this? I'll try on for size This is how it works
1:29:36 I really appreciate Mike Bloomberg. He sees the America that i see he wants to help people directly you call him a billionaire but he gives away tens of billions of dollars to the most charitable fantastic causes, he's a true patriot! I've heard is a pretty good guy too All right, well I'll cut that out and i'll send it in as a submission And I would like where's our money. I would like to say that today is the official Petra coochie day This is the project
1:30:12 that was started years ago by Dame Astrid and Sir Mark Pechakucha, P-E-C-H-A K-U-C-H-A. It's 20 slides, 20 seconds per slide it's global everywhere in the world these pechakuchas will be taking place it's their version of a no agenda value for value go to pechakucha.org and see if there is one near you it really is fantastic It's a really great gathering and it goes by quick, it's fun. And there are hot chicks there right here! Yeah? I should do an NOA-GENDA slideshow. What for Petra Kucha? Why what we're doing is important and why it really matters Well if someone will put it together I'll present it
1:31:06 I can put it together. Oh my goodness, 20 slides! How many times do i get to twitch and blink per slide? Like eight or nine? Yeah 20 seconds you got all the blinking and winking squirming and jumping... Thank you very much to our executive producers and our associate executive producers for supporting this program keeping the lights on keeping it running and for showing us just how valuable the work is that is done here by all producers of Gitmo Nation because everyone is putting this show together we just happen to be tasked with the actual work part of it but Thank you, and if you'd like to support us for our show coming up on Sunday I will be in Florida doing the show live from there And of course that means we have a meetup on Friday But Sunday will need your help go to Dvorak.org slash N A I think you're pretty much up-to-date You can sound intelligent about the debate ain't that true? Our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth Shut Up!