Topic: Caroline Kennedy

Caroline Kennedy, the former U.S. Ambassador to Australia, publicly attacked her cousin Robert F. Kennedy Jr., labeling him a "predator" and recounting stories of his past drug addiction. The segment dismisses her criticisms as self-serving and questions her own credentials for her diplomatic appointments in Japan and Australia. An anecdote is shared regarding a 1990s meeting with her where she appeared more interested in press releases than the actual utility of the internet.

Jack Schlossberg, grandson of JFK, publicly denounces RFK Jr.'s presidential campaign as a "vanity project" based on conspiracy theories. The hosts examine Schlossberg's background, including his education at Yale and his work for the U.S. Department of State, suggesting he is aligned with the establishment "spook" community. The Kennedy family's deep ties to the Biden administration are highlighted.

Analysis of network news suggests that reports urging Hillary Clinton to "fight back" against Trump are actually prompts for increased campaign advertising spend. President Obama and Ambassador Caroline Kennedy are cited as claiming international allies are "rattled" by Trump's candidacy.

A new Inspector General report criticizes U.S. Ambassador to Japan Caroline Kennedy for using private email for official business. Additionally, it is revealed that former IRS official Lois Lerner used a secret email account under the name "Toby Miles." The hosts link these stories to the broader theme of government officials bypassing transparency rules.

Dvorak highlights the banning of the song Sweet Caroline at Penn State University following the Jerry Sandusky scandal. He claims the song was originally written about a 12-year-old Caroline Kennedy, making the lyrics "touching me, touching you" inappropriate in the context of the school's recent history.

Caroline Kennedy's sudden withdrawal from consideration for a New York Senate seat is discussed in the context of Ted Kennedy's health emergency during the inauguration. The hosts speculate on the internal family dynamics and the "pleasant quality" of Caroline Kennedy despite her exit from the political spotlight.

The process of governors appointing senators to vacant seats—such as those of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton—is criticized as undemocratic. The potential appointment of Caroline Kennedy to the New York Senate seat is described as a "quid pro quo" for her family's support of Obama. Michael Bloomberg's endorsement of Kennedy is labeled as "political malpractice."