Topic: Burlingame

Media coverage of the September 11th anniversary shifts toward potential plea deals for Guantanamo Bay detainees. Deborah Burlingame, sister of pilot Charles Burlingame, advocates for victims' families at the New York City memorial. Observations are made regarding a perceived reduction in broadcast footage of the 2001 attacks in favor of other news cycles.

Amy and Jim Burlingame donate $210 to name their son, Jacob, an Associate Producer for the episode in honor of his 21st birthday. The parents describe the gift as a step toward Jacob's eventual knighthood at the No Agenda roundtable.

Jim Burlingame donates to secure a Damehood for his wife, who is titled the "Dame of the Traveling Bassets." The segment includes a series of requested audio jingles featuring Maxine Waters and "stay woke" slogans. The hosts facilitate the formal recognition of the new Dame and discuss the ongoing support from the listener community.

A letter from Amy Burlingame describes the strain identity politics has placed on her family, specifically her relationship with her biracial niece attending the University of Rochester. The niece reportedly labeled her aunt and uncle as "racist" and members of the "default race" due to their political views. The hosts discuss the "Dimension B" mindset and the trauma experienced by supporters of Hillary Clinton after the 2016 election.

The hosts read a series of donations from listeners in California, the UK, and Idaho, providing "de-douching" and "karma" in exchange for financial support. One donor from Greater Manchester mentions quitting a job due to "douchebags," while another from Idaho calls out specific individuals as "boners." The segment reinforces the show's "Value for Value" funding model.