3 chapters across the catalog
Mimi Smith Dvorak provides the "Tip of the Day," recommending a cleaning product called "My Pet Peed" for managing pet stains and odors. She explains that she has four elderly dogs, including a 16-year-old basset hound, and uses the hydrogen peroxide-based formula to maintain her hardwood floors. The product is described as fragrance-free and effective on various surfaces.
Dame of the Traveling Bassets, Jim Burlingame, Knighting Ceremony
Jim Burlingame donates to secure a Damehood for his wife, who is titled the "Dame of the Traveling Bassets." The segment includes a series of requested audio jingles featuring Maxine Waters and "stay woke" slogans. The hosts facilitate the formal recognition of the new Dame and discuss the ongoing support from the listener community.
Facebook Social Etiquette, Death of Mimi's Basset Hound
A personal anecdote involves a spouse announcing the death of a long-lived Basset Hound on Facebook before informing her husband. The dog, which survived two years past a terminal cancer diagnosis, reportedly thrived on a diet of Vienna Franks. The subsequent Facebook thread is analyzed for its predictable and often hollow social media condolences, highlighting the performative nature of the platform.
