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00:00 Put an old 78 on there and you crank it up, you can listen to Black Crows. Adam Curry John C Devorah And Thursday January 10th 2013 time for your Goodmoneytion Media Assassination episode 477 This is no agenda In the shower here in the lowlands of Gitmo Nation. Day 36 living in exile, in Amsterdam! In The Morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where it's sunny today and it might not be for long...I am John C. Dvorak It is incredible you know we do all the levels and everything And then the minute we start the show then your like 20 DBs lower

00:43 It's crazy. Like you were, what? Were you looking away? Were you talking into the microphone with your right ear? Nope I'm barreling into the mic. So did you hear my intro? Yeah no we heard your intro just I really had to... dude come on! You know but what was interesting about what I said Well there's nothing, well there's rarely anything interesting about what you say in the intro. It just was really low in the level Yeah I know but did you know what I said? Of course yeah! What'd I say? You said from a northern Silicon Valley where the sun is shiny but maybe not for long And why did I say that do ya think? Because maybe it's not gonna be shinny for long No because of this

01:25 Oh no! You got your rain stick. Stop, stop it! No I'm not gonna stop it. I want to see what happens there in Holland. Calling out the Holland here we go. Rainstick at work. It doesn't work here. Doesn't work in that distance. We'll see... No, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. I'm shutting you off All right. Oh my goodness. Yet the rain stick finally arrived, all beautifully painted. Yeah well that's good! Aren't they pretty? Yeah very nice product yeah and who did you get it from oh like you know that's a good question because I forgot him already yeah that's very cool

02:08 So, uh... but yeah she sent it apparently to the box and of course my post office is a bunch of idiots so I couldn't get it. I just only got yesterday. And um... Oh! What's her name now? Is it Sandra...? I feel so stupid now. You know, she doesn't write. I know exactly where she's from. She's from Utah. Miss Mickey's not here otherwise you'd know because she always talks about- We're men we can remember anything. Yeah, no kidding. No kidding Well, so I don't know if you heard my intro or if you care. 36 days in exile? Well no before that there's a politician here in Gitmo Nation lowlands and has started a new movement here his name is Bert Vosink van A. & Hounze Bert Vosink. It's a well-considered name. Bert Vosink and he's been in the news for the past two days

03:06 Because Jerry K Osborne there you go. Sure it all Sherry. Sorry, sorry Yeah, yeah You haven't written since December 18th. So I forgotten your name so that's great work so this politics politician has been in the news for their for the past two days because he has a very important directive for the Human resources of get my nation lowlands and how we're going to save the universe in fact not just save the universe But the low lands in particular and we will save two billion liters of water per year oh What do you think his idea is

03:51 People should go outside and open their mouth when it's raining? Close. Very, very close... No He has suggested that everyone urinates while taking a shower Wait a minute, don't people do that normally? This is going to be my point. Apparently no one's thought of ever peeing in the shower! What an idiot! Does this guy think we're not doing that already?! And this is the news of the day... I have a great idea! Let's pee in the shower!!

04:34 We're calling it peeing for humanity. I'm telling you, this is... Oh we need a shirt! Pee in the shot. Well they've got to have a better slogan. Yeah pee for humanity But to me it's like exactly what he said and no one is asking this question what you just said It's like don't we do? I mean come on Doesn't everybody pee in the shower? Well, I guess nobody likes to admit it in Holland. I mean, I pee in the pool too! I know there are people that... There is a Jewish friend of mine says He usually says his dad used to say this all the time. Why is he said yeah, you know they're there? Jen tiles and goyim yes And the goyim is actually an insult yes and for he says that goyim Is somebody who gets out of the shower to pee in the toilet? Yeah That is wrong Shouldn't be doing that slave already

05:30 Science right pee in the shower. It's science You know what's good about that clip you're right is that little bit better? I mean it's just we takes a woman's voice to pull that off Thomas Dolby calling for dr.. Kiki She he's doing a remit remix So that has been the big news, but I would be remiss if... You know there's another way he could have come out and said there is another way to save a billion dollars. I knew this would obsess you! I knew this would go nowhere. You know what it might be? Nooo not the rain stick!!

06:25 However, John the real news is and this is actually the real news for us. Miss Mickey has been issued her papers and we are... She has her papers! Yes she has her Ausweis. Now she can walk? So we are actually leaving tomorrow We're not waiting a second. What?! Yeah we're leaving tomorrow You're leaving on a jet plane? Don't know when will be back again Yep, yep tomorrow. Thanks for telling me because I had plans to visit Oh really? Yeah so i'm gonna have to cancel it yeah that's yeah well it is kind of interesting because um uh von der helm

07:07 from Finland he was gonna visit, Sir Gene is arriving tomorrow. Yeah, Gene was on his way there I think we're going to see him at the airport I think. Hi Gene! Hey! You are going to see him seated using the free Wi-Fi Man you know ever since i mentioned that and uh and we've we mentioned it from time to time But people are like, oh can I use it? Can I use it and then It's just you know the response you get is...it's astounding to our producers when your...and it is kind of cool. I had to pick up my daughter she came in from London last night And I was gonna see..I was gonna try and text her By the way AT&T has cut off my phone So like so I could only use Wi-Fi and uh and I look at my phone You don't even wanna know Why didn't you pay the bill No

07:54 Oh man, I've had such an argument with AT&T. Do you know that they start charging you a dollar a minute if someone calls you on the third ring even if you don't answer? If you don't pick up by the third ring, you get charged a dollar. And then... For what? For someone calling you... For a ring? Because if the phone rings and you have to pay $1 Yes! And then if you don't answer and it keeps going and goes to voicemail You're paying for the whole time that person is listening to voicemail and talking in voicemail So somebody gets on your phone

08:31 and starts yacking away like crazy on voicemail. Yeah, I get charged for that. Why? The voicemail system isn't it in the cloud in the United States? Yeah, it's known as a ripoff John is what it is. Oh, ripoff! So my daughter... What's the name of your company again? AT&T. There's no way they can stay in business. She's over here and I've got all the international packages and everything, which is very expensive. Just putting that on by itself... That's a scam. Her mom of course is calling her all the time as mothers do and you know I get like a $750 dollar bill for the month of December 9th to January 9th. And I call it what are you doing? This is not possible! They say well we have all these one minute two minute three-minute charges

09:20 Apparently of you know her mom. This is what moms do they call and harass the kids But she's been doing it like every day, and then you know why doesn't she just swap out the card and get so low car? Oh I'm sorry that would be because you can't do that with an AT&T phone now Can you its locked its sim locked oh why would you have such a phone Don't don't let's just you know, let's just leave this Let's just not go down the road because this is gonna get me very very angry I can tell cuz I said to them. I said cuz now she of course Idiot kid as I told you don't upgrade to iOS 6 do not do it upgrades ios6 data has gone out of control

09:59 And then... Right, because it's just automatically doing stuff in the background. You know I'm a phone and i'm kind of bored No no not in the background when you have data roaming off and you're only on Wi-Fi does this so irrelevant What? Yeah that's part of the problem So then I call him up and said shut it off! I want to shut off data! No we can't do that! I said oh no my phone which is also AT&T you've just shutted off data So for whatever reason you can shut it off, yet if I want you to shut it off you can't shut it off. Well you can't shut it off until we rack up a big enough bill. It's infuriating anyway... There is little number there that says what's the number? Nah they haven't charged enough yet once it gets over 1000 bucks we'll turn it off. Yeah exactly. That will do your favor. So of course amidst all this what arrives at the beginning of the week

10:50 an entire Icom 7200 ham radio 100 watt rig in a pelican case with the dipole antenna and with power supply. The whole thing shows up here, Dodd Vickers at one of our producers was taking you know he's a ham he took pity on me and he arranged this Icom rig Wow. And Agent Orange, our military industrial complex contact here had it shipped on a C-17 to the embassy and hand delivered to the house! Nice!! I tweeted a picture of it you know this is like 100 pound pelican case

11:35 And now I did like two days of Hamming it up and that and now I got it. Now, it's gotta go back It's the whole thing is like can't you just ship it back when you with you? No, oh no. Oh, it's going back on another c17 I'm not doing that. Yeah, I might as well use a seat seven yeah But yeah If you told me about this agent orange then I would have put miss Mickey in the pelican case We would have been home a lot sooner a lot easier. So So, so anyway. So it's been like all of a sudden the flurry of just like oh wow you know we can leave Miss Mickey has her paper... Maybe she should stay there? Oh you have no idea how I mean it's been 36 days and she's been here for an additional two weeks She'd been here for more than two months now Can she still speak English? Barely It's... And its been... I'm just okay I'm so happy Now of course

12:34 We are being kicked out on Tuesday of our house, so I'm trying to extend that. There's people who need to come in." So it's not like the ordeal is over and we don't have another place to go yet. Thought you were leaving tomorrow? No no, we're in Austin! Our rental in Austin. Oh your rental in Austin you're being kicked out of? Yeah, yeah on Tuesday! Yeah the 15th but this is like you were just like people out there must think they're listening to a soap opera no just a little disorganized at the moment that's all it's just uh anyway doesn't matter because I'm upbeat about that I'm peeing in the shower I feel good about myself

13:13 and we'll be on our way tomorrow, we fly to Atlanta. And I have to say the Dutch Consul General in San Francisco called the American Consul General in Amsterdam... See now we finally got some networks working And they said, okay hook Ms. Mickey up of course that couldn't happen for five weeks but now it happened and they did put on her passport or on her visa a line that says ESTA record reviewed which should mean because she has a flag next to her name now basically says yeah we know there's a problem with the flag but we reviewed it don't take her into secondary so will see

14:01 Yeah, you will it's very possible because we get into Atlanta late You know and we have like an hour not like an hour in 45 minutes to clear customs and grab our bags and go to the Atlanta Austin flight. We may very well wind up staying in in Atlanta depending yeah, yeah, don't you got your DHS guys? They're gonna look at that and go what's this? Because of what does this mean I know And you're gonna say, well, it means blah blah blah. I don't know that now to put stand over here. Stand over here to the side a little bit. Let me get I gotta get a standover here by and by the supervisor working.

14:41 She's on her break and it'll be back in an hour. And it turns out that I was reading a report, I have it here somewhere in Gitmo Nation heading here yeah immigration leads federal law enforcement spending according to the Washington Post can you believe that? That they have spent the most money in all of law enforcement on immigration. No wonder that this stuff happens, they've got to justify their existence! Yeah so they're just going to harass you, it's gonna surprise you whatever happens

15:18 flying right through. By the way, what happened when I was head was pickpocketing and they had to get a replacement passport is this crummy little thing with like one page in it? And I figured out brother there's going to be a hassle but when I got to the control, the guy says oh yeah he says okay. Yeah it was like... But you know why don't you Because apparently everybody gets pickpocketed in Madrid. No, no that's because agent orange Put in the calls for you. Well, that's a possibility Yeah, whatever the case was they were out the guy The guy says yeah You and everybody else got picked by it get out of here so wait a minute wish was she a hooker?

16:01 It was a gypsy. $18 billion the US government spent on immigration enforcement in 2012, 24% more than it spent collectively for the FBI, the DEA, the Secret Service, the U.S Marshals and BATF I mean, but for harassing people. Yeah that means you're going to be hassled of course! For harassing people? No doubt about it. Oh man oh man oh man. Here we got another one! What's that sign say again on the card or the pass what is it? ESTA record reviewed. ESTA? Mm-hmm. What does that mean? That's the electronic something... It's basically the visa waiver program So it's gonna go like this

16:55 Hey Bill, we got another ESTA! Thanks. He's gonna say, ESTA record reviewed? Okay he says review your record No no it says it has been reviewed It says ESTA Record Reviewed...no no That is not what it means to review your ESTA record That's what you gotta do You stand over here And you sir can go in Oh yeah I can go in I know I have the papers But of course while all this was taking place once again We did not win a single award in the podcast awards. Of course not They're won by people that have access to bots That vote constantly it was the you know, we were in the political news Segment I think and it was who won that It was like some leftist talk show guy like a guy who used to be on air America David Parkman

17:54 That guy? No, I don't think that's the name. He really stinks! Tom Hartman he does a podcast about it. No no no... It wasn't him it was... Hold on... Podcast... Podcaster I don't know. I don't know who it was, you know but we were promised to get the only title we care about. The best podcast in the universe! We once again did not get... Oh Young Turks won Best Video Podcast well enjoy that because thats... Really? You're not going to be on TV much longer. They are out to get that guy yeah enjoy that

18:32 Then here it is. Why would Young Turks win Best Video Podcast? I don't know, maybe it's really good! It's the same that they play on Current, but not that good... It looks Russian. The Majority Report with Sam Sater? Never heard of him. No me neither. Sam Sater. I listened to an episode and was like... Annoying voice. They just don't need jerk stuff right? I did what same old analysis. No, he's a mole stuff everybody else does no He's a freemium model so you get like 45 minutes and then you get the whole show That's no good Anyway, I would like to because this of course is what everyone is really waiting for? um, I Would like to start off

19:26 by congratulating Alex Jones on completing his mission as an agent of the American government and setting back the Second Amendment movement in this country by about 50 years. Good job! Yeah, I agree with that when I saw this and then we get a lot of email from people thinking This is so good now but in fact you could tell by the way Pierce handled it Because he is easily you can see when he's easily rattled. He wasn't rattled. He was a this whole thing was scripted well The thing that you have to see what I noticed immediately, he was not behind the desk This show is typically done with Pierce on one side of the desk and the guests on the other side they had tool stool two stools up in front like there in the actor studio You know literally on a stage

20:15 Alex Jones has his script in his hand and he was the only one talking so it was almost like a monologue. And it was so obviously set up, I mean you can't tell me that anyone who has been in the media business for 20 plus years as Alex Jones says did not know that what was going to come of this was that he would become the poster child for all things crazy In fact, I just have a few clips. Lunatic! Let me start by saying that I was going to avoid this topic but I have no problem discussing it because there are a couple of things that are interesting and need to be discussed. So here's some short clips. This is actually a chunk from the best video podcast in the world

21:06 I don't know if you've seen Alex Jones, but he's a nut. He believes in every conspiracy there is in the world But if you weren't sure about it well he went on Piers Morgan last night because he's the guy that started the movement to get Piers Morgan kicked out of the country and madness ensued. Okay, so that's Chunk then we have MSNBC Do the Sharks have guns? How does this apply listen Alex I know there's a lot of sides to the gun control debate But there's one thing we can all agree on after watching you act like this There is not one person in the United States of America who would say let's get that guy a gun I'm done talking now Totally agree

21:50 Here's more on CNN. Welcome back to Early Start. It's 11 minutes past the hour, fireworks... This is a continuous uh every hour they updated the story on CNN. ...on Piers Morgan show as he sat down with the guy who wants to see him deported radio host Alex Jones created the deport Piers Morgan petition to protest the CNN anchors anti-gun position and last night he brought the crazy and rambling pro gun tirade Rambling tirade! Take your firearms doesn't matter how many lemmings you get out there on the street

22:28 is by the way was perfectly exactly what he was doing in front of their guns taken we will not really question do you understand and let's get more crazy that guy has been his own count like fifty something times put that in your back pocket for a moment. Just what you know, that's the crazy people who got 50 thousand guns! Okay so it is very obvious this was set up to create this type of response and of course what you get from that then is guys on YouTube with gun shows doing stuff like this Hi this is Jim Shaker for Tactical Response and I'm kind of mad right now

23:03 I just got a news update, today is the 9th of January 2013 that Vice President Biden is asking the president to bypass Congress and use executive privilege, executive order to ban assault rifles. Now listen how this guy's cadence is going to increase just like Alex Jones. To impose stricter gun control Fuck that. I'm telling you, if that happens it's going to spark a civil war and i'll be glad to fire the first shot. I am not putting up with it You shouldn't put up with it And I need all of you patriots To start thinking about what your gonna do Load your damn mags Make sure your rifles clean Pack a backpack

23:46 with some food in it and get ready to fight. I'm not fucking putting up with this, I am not letting my country be ruled by a dictator, I am not letting anybody take my guns if it goes one inch further I'm going to start killing people Okay, so this is a setup. Now the things Jones said by the way I don't disagree with them but to do this in this scripted manner to create this incredible tension between pro and anti and crazy and not crazy was I mean it was the worst thing he ever could have done if he was sincere which i'm now convinced he is not. CNN of course with Piers Morgan ratchets this all up and talking you know about killing Alex Jones, this is all built into it and Alex Jones of course immediately putting these videos on his website

24:38 This debate is raging as it has done for a long time in America. Do you believe that Sandy Hook represents any kind of tipping point in favor of new gun control legislation? This guy who's talking now, he's actually a sports writer! This is how low they've sunk. ...that was born on violence... ...that loves the image of the frontiersman and the cowboy and having guns, you know there was a lot of protest. I think the only politician who's really trying to do anything is Michael Bloomberg. I don't see President Obama doing very much. We had another incident in Aurora Colorado where he did nothing Mitt Romney did nothing. Mitt Romney had nothing to do when he was running for president idiot

25:19 Yeah, what could he do? Mitt Romney did nothing. It's an idiot but this guy is brought on to do the killing threat check it out. This argument how can we possibly have assault weapons and frankly why do we need guns We don't need guns we have 10 thousand murders a year as you tried to tell that big fat idiot last night How many murders by gun were there in England? What 33? Oh! 33! I don't see any change It is pathetic. It is ridiculous that you are allowed, I don't care what the justification is that you're allowed in this country to own a semi-automatic weapon much less a handgun but what do you need a semi automatic weapon for? The only reason I think you need it is Pierce challenge Alex Jones to a boxing match show up with a semi automatic that you got legally and pop him! I'd love to see that...in uniform! I'd love to see that oh yeah in uniform

26:14 So these people are essentially that's very interesting. Well, wait wait but there's more I'm not they're all for the peacemaking Oh no guns But they'd love to see that kill him now this so so Pierce Morgan Who of course is obviously in on this he calls into? The CNN morning show and I have two little clips here that really explain well first of all this first one Will explain exactly the timing of all of this along with me a Sandy Hook obviously You know that CNN has a new boss. That came in Is it Jeff Zucker or is that who it is John you know this guy yeah, the guy who screwed up NBC He's the guy who put Leno in at 10 o'clock

26:54 and then had to fire Conan to put Leno back to his old hour. That's Zucker, the guy is an... And if you look back he is terrible! He's terrible, he's incompetent, a terrible person But it's also a hatchet man I mean he is.. Oh yeah no he's a hatchet man so he's firing people left and right Ahhhh let's listen what Pierce said this morning There are 300 million guns in circulation You're never gonna get those out of circulation so you have to be realistic in the goals and in what you're trying to achieve. What I've noticed since I've been on there at CNN, nearly two years now, it'll be two years next week is that has been a proliferation... Contract renegotiation! Two years next week

27:36 Oh yeah. Hello! That means a contract, yeah he's- Contract time... And by the way didn't work I mean they still only had 100 000 people in the age group 18 to 34 and 200 000 people in the age group 34 to 100 and then you know which is like Yeah you got a lot of traction online though and you saw it on your email Yes now He said something else during this fantastic interview. It just blew me away what he's going to say at the end of this clip because it shows, to me if you want conspiracy theory this sets it up. I literally am out of time but I have to go there next. The White House actually responded to this petition that has over 100 000 petitions to have you kicked out they have to respond to this

28:22 This isn't a joke. Yes it is, it's a complete joke! They only respond to what they want to respond to you idiot What did they say? Was very interesting I thought Jay Carney the White House spokesman said two things one that they would be making a formal response So President Obama will decide whether I'm going to be deported or not. He does not You see how he's making this into something real This has nothing to do with with Obama determining whether you're gonna beat deported or not you complete complete Malarkey, but I thought there was included for that decision-making thought process in the second part part of it, which said that they wanted to remind people they respect the right of freedom of expression. Which is a course a constitutional right under the First Amendment and there isn't any actually about people who want to deport me for supposedly attacking the Second Amendment I get that would in itself be a flagrant breach of the First Amendment the freedom particularly with the

29:20 press is noted there. And I think that this debate has to be had, it has to continue. It cannot be allowed to die just because a story fades out after a couple of weeks. There will be another mass shooting in America in the next few months and we all know this. No, I mean they only happen once every couple years generally. In the next few months and we all know this! We all know this? We all know this...I mean he must be talking about some group that is in because i don't know this. I don't know this. We all know this. Well they all know it whoever they are in his group. He says we all know there will be another mass shooting in America in the next few months and we all know this. Unbelievable unbelievable

30:09 So I only have one more clip and then I can move off of this, but I want to make it very very clear This is my position and I have long suspected That this was going on. I've long suspected this but now I know for sure It started with you know the getting trumping up some Some noise by not wanting to take off his shoes at ATX on his way to New York for the interview you know total malarkey. Right with a photo of him, coincidentally a perfect photo of him shaking his finger at a TSA guy that was all over it that was on the net who took that picture in the first place? The whole thing was staged It's all staged and but the sad thing in a way is what he says

30:58 You know, I agree with mostly. Certainly you know the suicide pills and everything it makes total sense but you're not going to... Not a single person who watches Piers Morgan who unless they already are on board with some basic reality you're not going to affect a single person and anyone could have told him this he should know this You cannot do this and particularly the way that was set up you're only going to create more tension and make everyone who listens to any of or watches any of his programming but anyone who even slightly is related to an alternative media source, you're going to turn them into complete outcasts. And that's everyone who is already listening to our show as well so the thing

31:46 I'm gonna wrap this up with that is not getting, going viral everywhere on YouTube. It's what happened after Jones was on with Piers Morgan with Alan Dershowitz and that's the conversation where it very very important because here is a lawyer and his credibility is going to be established and then he's going to start putting legal terms on individuals who believe that there's a right to owning a gun, just who are against the legislation that is forthcoming. People who have an alternative opinion and this is really very well done to have this set up and then bring in a lawyer like Dershowitz, very famous lawyer. Is he really a divorced lawyer initially? Is that what he's famous for? You know, Dershowitz was famous for being a civil rights attorney

32:44 and a hard-ass one. He's extremely left, mean spirited guy you don't want to come across in the dark alley. So if you label yourself a crackpot or if your labeled a crackpot or if you listen to a crackpot you're gonna have a problem now we're going to stop this three four times throughout the clip and that's what it is a great to defend me the process required value defended uh... joel nonetheless okay so he's going to defend appears morgan endless establishes credibility no defended john lennon who of course we only know as the peace loving beatnik so piece pierce morgan now comparing himself to john lennon very smart move uh... incident on today without exchange is a guy behind this petition time be deported uh...

33:37 He's really one of the reasons why I'm so concerned. Do you see where this is going people? About the lack of gun control in America, he's a man that owns 50 weapons and has sort of pathological view about it. He seems unhinged to me The irony of these gun rights guys saying to me that i'm rude to them won't be lost on my regular viewers I'm sure All ten of them... I try to stay calm And really there's no other way of dealing with him because he is just a sort of ranting guy who doesn't want anybody to grab his guns. So Jones has not even left the studio and this is already taking place, because this was the set up! This was what was meant to happen and I know Jones is complicit in it. There's no sense of awareness

34:23 about the wider issue of a particular type of weapon and they need to commit these mass outrages. Well we lawyers refer to people like that not as witnesses but as exhibits. Oh an exhibit here you go because it's evidence John, that's what going on! It was an exhibit like a piece of evidence. You just see him speaking and you say yourself I don't want Batman have a gun i wouldn't feel comfortable having an argument with him in his home where he had access to his fifty weapons And if he got really mad at something I said, or if I disputed his contentions or I told him he was lying about the FBI statistics. Wow! Well, I like the way they do that. That was very good. Slick isn't it? We don't know that he was lying about the FBI statistics but you throw it in and model it that way and its absolutely stunning The people who eat this stuff up are the ones who scare me but go on

35:18 Yeah, hey now and that he was lying. They're lying more listen to even his cadence at first It's like I'd be afraid to go to his house because it got 50 guns in this home And then couldn't you would shoot me if I disagreed with him? And he was lying and he was lying guns equal less crime I would be worried He would grab for his semi-automatic semi automatic the that's interesting to him, is some of his YouTube rants have got tens of millions of people watching them. And he ferments this fear of a tyrannical regime and that is why everyone in America needs to be armed with AR-15s and it's the stuff of nonsense isn't? I mean the idea... Well it was much more dangerous than nonsense. He was comparing President Bush to Adolf Hitler. Yeah! I don't remember that part but okay. Was he? No, I think he was comparing Obama

36:19 Well, it was well the Adolf Hitler. Did he say Bush? That's what Dershowitz just said but I yeah because Dershowitz Wants to make sure the association is not Obama Of course as a bad guy has of course or even bringing Obama's name into the conversation nonsense I mean He was essentially comparing President Bush to Adolph Hitler Yeah He was saying that somebody the criminal elements within our banks the Bloomberg's throw some Jewish names out there Can't dismiss him as just a crackpot because millions of Americans tune in to him now on a daily basis and believe what he says That is why to me. He's a very relevant guest here, and he perfectly exemplifies the problem

37:02 but the reason you perform such a great service by having him on is he usually preaches to his own little paranoid choir. Paranoid! People who listen to him are either listening for entertainment purposes, the way I sometimes listened to Rush Limbaugh or because even if you listen for entertainment purposes your contaminated it's a fact science is in we're all gonna die! You get all kinds of kudos for putting this package together I'm sorry? You get, yeah. I think this package is fantastic that you just...that you produced here Oh well i have a little more just about the war on ammo in general because- Get back to this Dershowitz anymore from him

37:40 No, the guy's a propaganda machine. It just spews out of him He does misdirection when he refers to things He has all the right talking points built in and a very unique way the way throws in semi-auto He's gonna he's not gonna bring up pistol out and shoot you He's gonna bring out his semi automatic by the way And it sent my auto max that we're going after right now not handguns We can do that later yeah course it's amazing how I mean? He is really one of the most dangerous men in America Dershowitz. He's really I mean, like i said you run into him in an alley god knows. This guy is good! So just to wrap up this part uh Jones if he didn't know that this was going to be the result then he's dumber than I thought and there are way too many things he has done on his show that I have personal knowledge of

38:31 I mean he talks about you know the with the Berkeley riots He's talks about a number of things that I have personal knowledge of and he's wrong. He just he lies, he does lie Well, I don't care about I don't care about that so I don't think he's dumb. I don't think he's done my dog He was a complicit. I think this was scripted yeah I think he was brought on for a purpose. He figured he can get his numbers up because there's, you know again, You know There are people that think it's like as you played the gun nut guy and you can see that, you know He gets all it goes into this crazy rant There's a lot of people that feel that way they feel like they'd be like They'd love to be yelling at Piers Morgan and so they actually associate there are people that actually associate and sympathize with that yes yes yes and they think it's great that he's screaming at these people not realizing that they're being used completely being used and they're basically painting a target on their head and then you know this if just following through with the theory

39:27 It seems like, and also now that Piers Morgan says we're going to have another shooting within the next few months. We all know it. Yes! It makes sense because you're building up this incredible tension which was done specifically by Jones in this case It's just to build up tension and to make people crazy now are there problems is there stuff I disagree with yeah, I mean this is a problem to me The president is going to act or executive orders Executive action that can't be taken we haven't decided what that is yet but were compiling it all with help of the Attorney General and

40:04 and all the rest of the cabinet members. You know what I'm really afraid of? This is what's going on. This is really scary. If you're running a handgun in Seattle, you can pick up $100 gift card for online shopping at Amazon.com. I'm afraid of this stuff! People are gonna go in droves like oh... Oh yeah no sales skyrocket if there's a threat of uh... No-no-no-no-no-no! You didn't hear it. This is gun buyback. Yeah you buy a gun and get a card

40:49 No, no this is if you hand your gun in you get the Amazon gift card. Oh I thought it was buy a gun and get a gift card? No! This is hand your gun in and you get an Amazon gift card What?! Yeah! This is in Seattle. I love you listen... You know people are dumb let them hand their guns in and get a gift card People are dumb, people are dumb, people are dumb So um Just a few clips on the war on ammo now, because of course no one is really talking about Sandy Hook. There's no real investigation being done there's just nothing being done because why bother? We already have the argument that... What the point has been made

41:30 You made a point the other day that I went out and made a little compilation, especially for you. A little JCD compilation because in the whole Sandy Hook thing which by the way we're not going to get into that because there's so much... We decided not too. But you had one remark that stuck in my brain and it was do we even know if this kid this Adam Lanza existed? Remember you said that yeah, so here's a compilation of just some mainstream media stuff about his existence I don't remember Adam except when he was a child reporters been asking around if they if anybody knows them on the block and nobody nobody knows him which is odd

42:17 odd for this neighborhood. It's very odd because a lot of people in this neighborhood know each other and if they don't know each other, they know of somebody." And even someone we spoke to who lived just two doors down from the Lanzas said they had very little information about the family and didn't really know Adam Lanza What's so interesting, Molt is that about three years ago back in 2009 it was really the last time we had any hard record of any classes he took and courses he was enrolled in. After that right at the time that divorce was finalized it seems like Adam Lanza simply fell off the face of the earth. There is no record of anything that he did, what he may have accomplished who we met with without a very difficult time even finding friends who knew him from the period 2009 on so he existed but he existed in a world that really nobody knows about Wolf

43:07 I'm loving your theory there John. I'm liking it. There was a thing that triggered my thinking although I didn't think much of it Was that one guy this one character the neighbor who knew Adam Lanza as just a kid? He's just a kid, but he can't imagine doing anything with him. That same guy was re scripted and showed up on a different show saying something, you know leaving all that out and saying it was terrible. All the rest of it I thought it was peculiar that this because there's a bunch of people that show up nowadays You have everybody's old reports And I think the little people should go check out the little Adam Curtis documentary on this all the reports nowadays There's no experts involved They don't go to

43:51 You know, they don't ask a professor about Syria. They go on the street and the public becomes the voice of of knowledge or the conduit to the truth and they say what do you think about the situation in Syria man on this street it's terrible, that man should be overthrown we need to send our troops in. What is this guy? Why are they asking him he doesn't know anything but this is what happens now all news has started in the late 60s, mushrooms in the 70s and now everybody on the street is subject having a microphone thrown in their face and asked some sort up a policy question

44:27 on international law or whatever, or in this case the shooting. Do you think guns should be abolished? It's really deteriorated to such an extreme that I think that is one of the reasons people listen our show and they get sick when they watch The Real News. Oh yeah! Physically it can make you ill And so we don't deal in the, although I love them and I put lots of links in the show notes 477.nashownotes.com We're just not going to participate in all of this stuff like the cash documents that were created before it all happened and the photoshops and all this That is not what we do What we do is we assassinate the media, we deconstruct what the media are saying So I'm going to give you a one minute You'll be able to deconstruct this yourself but a one minute deconstruction

45:18 the latest evidence according to NBC. So, you know these are the big guys is not just little Mickey Mouse news networks these are big big news organizations continues to be a very complex investigation and there's a lot of contradictory information out there but there is some new information this morning from a couple federal officials and state officials. They say now that there were actually four handguns recovered inside the school, not just two as we were initially told four handguns and apparently only hand guns that were taken into the school we knew that uh... adam lands of the man said to be the government here also had a s assault style a r fifteen style rifle that he had taken to the school it was in the car he drove there is mother's car but we've been told by several officials that he left that in the car so um... let's just remember what the medical examiner said everybody

46:18 Death was caused by Everyone we've completed so far was caused by gunshot wounds All the ones that I know of at this point were caused by the long walkable long weapon Okay, just want to make sure I remember that properly. So only handguns yet all the wounds were created By the the long weapon great which was in the car which was in the car now Moving on to just is why we don't do this. Yeah No We're gonna but I'm going to call out John Stewart and who of course throws his hat into the ring for the war on ammo debate. I happen to be in Gitmo Nation lowlands, as you know just while we were here the other week

47:02 uh... there were a there's a murder of two people and within five minute driving distance from where we are uh... machine gunned to death not semi-automatic full automatic machine gun to death in their vehicle harder young gallagher look man as for violent video games yeah i guess they're out there but then again the dutch spend more than twice as much on video games is we do have less than a tenth of the gun violence although it'll be fair most of our games are of the first person Dyke plugger genre. Yeah, but you're wrong John Stewart because there's incredible gun violence here

47:38 If the politician who was going to win the election was assassinated by a crazy animal rights activist two weeks before the election, Pim Fortuyn. Then the Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh was machine gunned down and a knife stuck in his chest with a note after releasing a movie... No no no shut up John Stewart you're an A-hole! Well, there you have it. Yeah And then there's just all kinds of all kinds of just crazy crazy stuff slave training This is what its gonna end this and this is funny very sadly We've been seeing more emergency situations like the Colorado theater shootings and the Connecticut school shootings law enforcement personnel first responders even civilians are getting training for dealing with them see that's Miguel Marquez got a firsthand look Miguel is joining us now live Miguel

48:41 Yeah, well if there are so many of these shootings now it's creating a whole new industry in the world. So many of these shootings! It's a new industry. It is a very chilling sign for the times we live in. Chilling... yeah code word by the way. Lockdown lockdown lockdown! It's called active shooter training. Come back here!! So this is active shooter training they are now training the freshmen at San Diego University How to deal with an active shooter in the school. I mean, this is insane! This has literally gone to pure insanity. It's great. Yeah Well let's thank a couple of people before we continue Well let's uh... We can't do that

49:29 Why? Because I haven't said in the morning to you John C. Dvorak Sometimes you say in the morning to me afterwards but since you've said it, I'll say back to you Adam Curry and also in the morning to all ships that see if there are any left boots on the ground and subs in the water I think we still have a submariner out there And also to all our knights and dames for helping us keep the show going in the slow months which will be January, February and March from the looks of things. Yeah I also want to thank Martin JJ for the artwork once again you know we it's funny we love his artwork so much that when we see he has great art we groan

50:08 We do. Like, oh no not Martin JJ again! It's horrible it's so good I know but and i don't want him to he bailed out for a few weeks we don't want that anymore if he's got a good idea just send it in rockin' and let people compete with right now He is the top of his game we went back and we looked at his older stuff he was been sending in artwork for you a couple years yeah And its only recently where he got this is typical Yeah all of a sudden This is like every, you know whether you're a musician or your writer all of the sudden you get good. You don't know when it's gonna happen, but you do have to stick with it and he stuck with it Yeah And stuck with was some really dreadful stuff to be honest about looking back a couple years ago. And now It's just like if you've got ten, you know five six pieces and his is clear-cut. Yes Absolutely. And of course, you can always see all of the art at no agenda art generator comm It's also kind of cool in the in the Google Plus group that you know The Nick the rad is like posting

51:06 Even if he doesn't get chosen, he's posting his art and this is good You know it's a whole there is a whole artistic community that could be a battle eventually Don't you think I like a public opinion on my art being better than Martin JJ's? Battle I also want to say in the morning to all of the human resources in the chat room no agenda stream calm No agenda chat net And and just because I've been you know, it's scrolling by. I'm just gonna say no Alex Jones did not do this to go and get some promotion to promote his show. He knows there's no ratings on CNN This is bull crap Okay, and I mean you know And I tell you John of course what's gonna happen now lightning rod and ground wire strap It's like I'm gonna get attacked so hard for saying this and you'll just go oh

51:58 I never get any negative email about that. Everybody loves me! It wasn't my report, it was yours but you contributed to the thesis...I'm totally in agreement with this and if you don't like our show and there are people now that bothers me about the Google Plus thing There are people in there who don't like our show Really? I haven't seen them actually Yeah, some kid is a few of them And it's like they really need some... Hey kid, get off my community group! It's not my group, but I can see this happening. We had that other group... The forums? Oh yeah! The forum that began and next thing you know all they're doing is saying we can do a better job They started their own podcast which died of course because it was no good This kind of thing happens constantly and I find it peculiar but it doesn't... You know, it's like okay well you gotta live with it

53:01 Anyway, we do have a couple of executive producers. No, we have one. We have two. Yeah, one executive and one associate executive. So our executive is one of our regulars Sir Duane Melançon in Thaigard. You wouldn't expect to see someone new show up. Yeah, Thaigard came in for $79.69. ITM and Happy 2013 having spent a few winters in Holland including 1 year over a weekend hey-o no including one year when they did the elf stand dock that is that elf state and talk is the 11 city skating competition on natural ice on the canals okay I think by the way well then last time was it like 19

53:47 I think 96 or something and before that it was 1972. Every year when it gets cold the committee comes together and then besides peeing in the shower, it's like hey we're gonna have that 11 city skating competition no? Ah well back to peeing in the shower then Anyway, he agrees. I agree having him on the off news cycles has helped to show that agrees with somebody Yeah Please give all the night some 2013 karma so hit a karma shot absolutely you've got Karma Sir Matt Greenschmidt in Melbourne

54:25 Victoria, Australia. ITM again guys a contribution make sure you make it through January 41st birthday call out on and myself we got that listed in regards to the definition of middle class there's another reason politicians use that term if you ask people to define themselves almost everybody thinks of themselves as middle-class no one considers themselves lower class unless they are really below the poverty line and most people that are actually rich will self identify as middle class unless they're actually part of the 0.1% of the super elites So it's a mental trick politicians and marketers like to use. If you say you are doing something for the middle class, then refuse to define it and refuse to define more than 90% of the people believe they're being included when in reality probably affect less than 30%, depending on the definition of course. Thanks for all you guys do

55:12 and wishing Alvin and Millicent a speedy return to the drone star state. I like Millicent. Millicent? What kind of name is that? She wants a nickname! Yeah, but Millicent what does that...I've never heard that name Oh yeah, Millicent is an old proper British girl's name Okay, Millicent. I like that. Miss Millicent. Yes, Millicent is here Sir Matt in Melbourne, by the way I'd like to opt out of the 3333 pin payment credit. I'll take my pin when i earn it with a second knighthood! Wow there you go that's one of our knights and that concludes... we have two knights now that came up uh with a couple of producerships Of course always the knights who bring us to the park where's the regular where's the rest of the listeners that sit around and carp? Harp or carp? Carp they carpe

56:00 I also want to thank... who put this together again? We have a new forum thingy, thatsnotagreatquestion.com Oh yeah, right. I think it's a forum you can just post on it. It's not a wiki? Yeah but forums are so old-fashioned looking that...I have a forum called the Dvorak Cage Match And you know, it has a... It's for really early internet. It doesn't have any modernity and I think they always end up collecting a bunch of people that are not a number... It's hard to get new people into forums just by thought

56:49 Well, yes and no because on the other hand if you see how popular reddit is with the kids And that's basically a forum the kids totally dig reddit. That's huge Yeah read it's huge though and that's what it but is not a bulletin board type for Meta blog I think it kind of is well argue about on some other show Sure, I look forward to it By the way, I got good news for you. There's a way that you can get a new car! I found the clip this is gonna be how can you pass this deal up? Crazy 88! That's right every car and truck 88 down and 88 a month every van SUV 88 down at 88 a month $88 down it $88 per month is all you pay regardless of your past credit history during crazy 88 The Auto Finance Network guarantees you three things $88 down payments

57:42 I can't wait to get back! Yeah! Can't pass up a brand new car for $88.88 That's 88. Does it have four wheels? Probably not, but I want to thank one of our producers for giving me access to the New York cable so this is a New York ad Right but this isn't in New York This isn't in Austin Texas It's not anywhere! It's bull crap There's no way you can get a brand new car for $88 and 88 a month Come on We must be crazy

58:39 I love the echo, they throw an echo for emphasis. It's very similar to Crazy Eddies actually that kind of... Yeah New York is where that's from too. So something very interesting, I received a military copy, military viewing copy I should say of Zero Dark Thirty Okay, you had you somebody sent you a DVD Well it came to me not on the DVD but the military has received a for your consideration DVD and of course The way that goes through our military contacts I received a copy of that so I was able to watch the movie which as far as I know is right now is only in theaters In New York and Los Angeles. I don't think it's even on a nationwide release yet Is it?

59:29 Don't know what's the name of that thing again zero dark 30. This is about the how bin laden was captured and Well, I first want to you know this controversy over this very very big controversy This is ABC News which is the air right in theaters January 11th, right tomorrow So I already have seen the movie here in Amsterdam So just just once again proving to you how awesome the no agenda producer network is yeah And it was given to me legally as, you know like okay you're now deputized. You are now a member of the military while you watch this and then you will destroy it which of course I've destroyed the copy that I had obviously Good for you Yeah because you know I'm not against...I don't like copyrighted material We don't need the excuse just tell us about it So ABC very important The screener

1:00:15 Eight, no. It's not a screener. No no this is for your consideration that something different Okay but essentially it's the screener but go on So I've pulled a couple clips from the movie i thought that would be good Oh good cool so first i need to set this up by letting you know That ABC is trumping up this big controversy whoo big controversy over This movie it's really whoa now to the growing backlash over the movie zero dark 30 The movie chronicles the hunt for Osama bin Laden Wait stop the clip How can there be a backlash? The movie's not even out yet. now to the growing backlash over the movie zero dark thirty the movie chronicles the hunt for Osama bin Laden three senators including the chair of the senate intelligence committee are now putting pressure on the CIA to reveal just how much information it gave to filmmakers and whether or not the agency deliberately tried to mislead them into thinking torture led to the finding of Osama Bin Laden ABC's Martha Raddatz joins us with the very latest on this story. So we don't have to listen to the whole thing

1:01:17 So why is this important to ABC and why is there a growing controversy over this? Because it's Sony Pictures, okay. Which is not ABC that would be CBS And by the way it is very interesting to point out that this movie Is produced by Annapurna Pictures Annapurna Pictures is run by Megan Ellison So the whole thing was financed essentially by Oracle, the Larry Ellison empire. Megan Ellison being his daughter and so that's just stick that in your back pocket so you remember that

1:01:55 Why is it important for ABC to make this big controversy because the nominations have already been announced. Did they come out yet today? Because ABC of course hosts the Academy Awards which are coming up! So they need the controversy because we need to have this. You know, it's already been nominated for Golden Globes and so we have to have this controversy so more people will watch ABC's Academy Awards that's the only reason why there is some controversy now having seen the movie The first... Okay actually they have the nominations came out today didn't they? Yeah and Chastain one of them actresses in a movie she got a nomination okay so let me say this about this movie

1:02:41 If this movie were true, I would immediately sign up for the CIA. Because they have the hottest freaking agent babes in the universe and they're loose! They are hot baby. I'm telling you that Maya is the character, she's redhead The character she plays smoking hot and of course She single-handedly is responsible for tracking down Bin Laden now Oh yeah The first 30 minutes of this movie Is all... And there something sexy about a hot... No Real something really sexy about a hot babe in it and you know watching a guy get tortured I mean, it's very very sexual but the torture. I mean really this is what the controversy is about they did they showed some waterboarding and literally They put a cheesecloth over the guys mouth And they have a pitcher of water and they're pouring it from like You know like a foot high and that supposed to be water boarding

1:03:41 So, what you said and then one guy gets hit with the back of a hand and one guy gets put in a closet. I mean it's like... You know? I've seen worse stuff in schoolyards than what was portrayed in this movie so total bullcrap there is no controversy at one point they do show once one second frame when you know well that's not one set one frame but like a few frames a funnel in the guys you don't even see it and you just see a funnel and then some liquid gurgling up. You do not even see if it's in his mouth or anything so its insinuated that they waterboarded him with a funnel but that is like one second of this 30 minutes of nothing, there are no fingernails being pulled out there's no deprivation

1:04:30 and torture. They're trying to make the entire US public think that torture is fine and works! Yes, yes and in the movie even though it's all been you know it's over... You can talk till your blue-in-the face that this ineffective and there are better ways of getting information but no now we have a bunch of sadists that enjoy doing it That's only thing I can think of And she and the hot babe actually one point says hey do you want try work him over? The whole thing is sexual

1:05:08 Really really really really sexual, not to me but I mean this is what's being portrayed. And then at a certain point after this torture is over then in the background we have the president talking about how we're not going to torture anymore! It's and it's...I'm gonna play the clip because its in the background and may not come across that well but it's very very subtle to show that of course you know were good and Obama's good and we don't torture and The meeting with Malawi is off So at this point of course we already have the information that we need to track down the Bin Ladens.

1:06:11 Beautiful little word, so now they've tracked him down to the compound. This actually is like a whole segment that use this term which the only other person I have ever heard use this is Hillary Lucifer Clippity-clop Clinton And I'm also going to give up hope that he might ever get in that white SUV and drive around a bit and we could see him Don't they get groceries? The unidentified third male does not get groceries he does not leave the compound. He does not present himself for photographs when he needs fresh air, he paces around beneath a grape arbor but the leaves are so thick they obscure our satellite views this is a professional attempt to avoid detection okay real trade craft The only people we've seen behaving this way or other top-level Al Qaeda operatives Top level al qaedas? Tradecraft!

1:07:08 Fantastic term tradecraft. So look for the term tradecraft to be like it in connection with terrorists now Before I play the final two little ditty bitty clips This movie is meant to bring all of those moments together that have been cemented in your mind through the media, so So, it starts off with you hearing no video just black screen actually hearing phone calls from the airplanes. Remember those amazing cell phone calls that were made from airplanes? I love you! You know we've got... Yeah right, I love you. I'm burning up am i gonna die so 9-11 calls then it goes through and we have 777 you actually see the bus blowing

1:07:52 It has the Ford operating base where the nine CIA agents were killed in Afghanistan. Remember, the terrorist got all of the way through? Yeah, yeah, the guy walked in and said hey guys you're all CIA right? Boom! Yep it has the blowing up at the Marriott Hotel so its basically explosions. Goes that far back?! Oh yeah no it's all these pieces put together And it creates a narrative, creates an entire story and they went so far with creating this fake story about this fake guy that they actually did the following... we discussed this on our show because where the Bin Laden compound was located in Pakistan has a name.

1:08:46 What is the name of that compound? What is the name of that place where the compound was? Yeah, yeah. Abbottabad or... What was it what was it? Abbottabad. Yeah, Abbotabad. No, it's because we were corrected profusely by Pakistanis that its Abbottabad. So in the movie We have CIA agents in Pakistan Mispronouncing it So a little context here, if you take a right out of Islamabad and drive about 45 minutes north you'll find yourself here in Abbottabad. Abbottabad? No! Abbottabad! Abbottabad! And they do it again! Yes an entry access to communications so that he can keep in touch with the organization You can't run a global network of interconnected cells from a cave We've located an individual we believe based on detainee reporting is bin Laden's courier

1:09:43 He's living in a house in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Okay so that even worse this is the CNN pronunciation That's how far they went to create this false narrative So that to me it's just proof that the whole thing is phony right bad for wrong Yeah wrong pronunciations actually are key I want to read you the night yours nine films nominated for Best Picture and this movie was one of them Of course. Here's the rest of them again, you know these movies they release them to one theater at the end of December and that becomes a 2012 movie which is bullcrap Yeah exactly They released it in Los Angeles New York and on The Best Podcast In The Universe Now you might have seen this one which I've done The Beasts of the Southern Wild I have not nominated No I never seen that no idea what that's about Silver Linings Playbook

1:10:36 uh... nominee no no never heard of it now and i've been linked in a course which is a big movie it's a big tentpole film here and lame is yeah is nominated enormous you know we all know that he was trying to win a lot just because it sprayed because for the days the life of pie yeah i think that's going away a lot actually okay on wednesdays as she has uh... eleven nominations amor Not familiar. No, I never heard of it and Django unchained which will win nothing by the way Because especially during this violence that's going on we can't give it any awards to whatever you do I can't wait for the speeches though are gonna have all kinds of anti-gun. Oh yeah And finally Argo

1:11:25 Yeah, yeah. Argo might just get a technical award to give them a little nod because they screwed up the whole... They screwed up the whole thing timing was too many too many do what I don't like a competition awards. I think you just find what you'd like Give them an award these could be as far as I'm gonna just give awards away they have to bring drama into Award ceremonies, I really think it sucks You know here's the best three best actress and we're gonna pick one well if they're all that good Just give them on award. I mean What so why do you have to make them? You know why do you have to create this bullcrap drama and then rig it oh

1:12:01 anyway i'm ratings oh ratings so there's another that's right there's a movie that comes out tomorrow called celebrity it was a movie done by woody allen years ago called celebrity which I find interesting they do it again this is brand new. It's uh of course you would pronounce it celebrity but they've done dollar sign e ll EBR I to y celebrate already, which is kind of cool. He's a little bit of the trailer No, that is not the American dream now The American Dream is anyone who puts a video on YouTube can become famous? That is the American dream True yes true absolutely famous don't worry

1:12:55 work. Julius Caesar was famous, Napoleon was famous it had taken Napoleon a lifetime but took Charlie Chaplin a month the key is mass media television networks want ratings increasingly the way to get that is to have an entertainment component when all of a sudden you're hearing rumors that are not true on a CNN crawl and sort of go this is CNN we don't have to watch it we'll have to read It's become the disease of our culture, celebrity. If my camera goes down you'll be gone in a flash! Hollywood. I'm so exposed there is no mystery We build someone up in order to tear them down Jesus Christ could come back after few thousand years and somebody get a picture put it on TMZ the first comment would be Jesus is a f***ing douchebag You know what I mean?

1:13:47 I'd like to see that movie. It's gonna be... That's probably true, by the way Charlie Chaplin it didn't take him a month now well this is This whole- that was the worst trailer thing or whatever it was I've ever heard yeah Well that's what I played with misinformation and everything for you Terrible That's why I played it for you. Of course! Yeah, I got better teasers than that play Blitzer Teaser Oh boy... okay It's funny you say that because right below the pee in the shower thing here is, oh the Mexican flu is back! Which is the... Because here they don't call it the swine flu. They call it the Mexican Flu. It's the same thing only because remember the Swine Flu started with Mexican pigs? Remember that? So now its the Mexican Flu Yeah and everyone hears Oh it's the Mexican Flu! We have the Mexican Flu! It's all back again woo! And then we've got Canada

1:14:53 Canada has the flu? They're really pushing the flu thing again. Well, they got a lot of flu happening in fact JC's fiancee girlfriend here Buzzkill jr she's got the flu now we don't Don't have the flu even though she's sneezing and coughing and hacking, and she's had the flu for a while She works at a cheese shop in that. She gets it from the public on the team We we use the vitamin d3 and other Measures to keep including this weird mushroom juice Reaching mushrooms these things are women mushroom juice mushroom juices that is like sorry no I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to stop you right there according to the nation

1:15:38 At CBC, all of this is bullcrap. It's all... whatever you're saying is all bullcrap Seems like everyone has their own strategy to keep themselves from getting a cold or flu. Trouble is, according to doctors most of those methods don't actually work. Yeah pay attention Dvorak this is for you! For instance... So you take vitamin C? Yeah I always make sure I take that To separate fact from fiction we turn to Dr Michael Gardner Fact! He's an infectious disease specialist Specialist! Vitamin c is a classic You hear this all the time Does that work? Yeah, unfortunately vitamin C doesn't work. So if an apple a day doesn't keep the virus away What about this you take echinacea? Convinced it works

1:16:23 Um, no. She's right and neither does ginseng. In terms of scientific evidence supporting these there really isn't any Then there is this old favorite I gargle with warm salt water as often as i can Gargling with saltwater? This is something that I do all the time Please don't tell me that I've been wasting my time here If it makes your throat feel better go for it But in terms of prevention he says there's no evidence it works so What does? The flu shot definitely works. Shut up already! Science! The flu shot works though... So yeah, here's the thing that I found interesting. Well it was kind of-I took that wolf blitzer thing and I got a funny-I got two clips here one of them is kinda amusing because the guy who he brings on person after person from around the country is too long but I found they brought in this doctor from one of the government agencies

1:17:15 And this is the first time I've ever heard a guy actually discuss the flu vaccine accurately, pretty much saying you know the flu vaccine is essentially a crapshoot. It might work it might not and he did in a very Very interesting way. I've never heard anyone do this It was very honest and you can play it and you can hear the subtext is like well this particular We might we might have we may be in a just by coincidence We may have the right blend of vaccine in this batch, but we don't know yet A very very light season last year this year there were a couple of ominous signs that clicked up early towards the very end of November at the beginning of December

1:17:55 and it went up on a pretty steep trajectory. The last time we saw that happen that way was the flu season of 2003 and 2004, which turned out to be a bad flu season. And also the kind of flu that's circulating what we call H3N2 is usually associated with more serious disease compared to other types of flu. That's the bad news. The good news is that the flu that's circulating matches pretty well, in fact very very well to the vaccine that is being distributed and administered throughout the country. Is this vaccine working?

1:18:34 Well, you can't tell if it's working at this point in the season but when you have a good match where the strains that are used in the vaccine match very well to the circulating strain. You usually get a pretty good degree of protection It varies among age groups and individuals But for most part the protection is really quite good And Levity talks like this I hate the way he talks. It's a crapshoot! It is a crapshoot, but what i thought was funny even though this has nothing to do with the flu at the end of his little discussion He apparently forgets Wolfe's name and where does it say? Stomach Flu Pomp... Where is this clip?

1:19:17 No, I don't tell you that's the whole setup for the big the big payoff here it is It's the FR Fowchee. The guy's name is Fowchee or something sign off and just listen to his pronounce. I couldn't This is all right dr. Fauci thanks so much as always for joining us good to be here bros Bro bro, sir, I'm broke with her Hold on a second. Hold on I'm giving it to you man, I am just giving it to you It's well worth it Dr.. Fauci thanks so much as always for joining us good to be here bros You know So your Facebook has released this app and

1:20:17 for the flu and it's a Facebook, and this is getting a lot of press. And I've been looking at this like where is this coming from? Facebook app tracks friends who are spreading influenza. Oh that's great! And this comes from so you know if someone has the flu then its gonna say hey your friend with this guy he posted that he has the flu It comes from an outfit called Help Remedies. And Help Remedies very interesting company who actually have a registered trademark on the word help Which I find outstanding. Helpineedhelp.com, if you look at their products they have help i'm tired, help i can't sleep, help i have chest congestion, help i'm nauseous, help i have a blister, help i have allergies, i've got stuffy nose, help i cut myself, help i have an aching body and help i have headache

1:21:07 I can't really figure out, it's obviously that these guys are funded by pharmaceutical industry but I went to the people and so there is the director of operations. Where is the... I gotta find that. The number two guy is Dale Trigger, Director of Product Development just listen his little bio blurb. Dale is like a man in spy novel film who takes you into his underground laboratory and gives you a pair of shoes that help you to disable satellites and distract guard dogs. Only few years ago, he was building and operating unmanned aircraft in Pakistan! Today, he works on making pill containers that are easier to use and friendlier to the environment." So obviously this is CIA outfit. These guys putting together apps with guys who built drones?

1:22:03 Well, I mean it's good to track the sick people. Yeah so we can kill them! Exactly. Wow and while i was doing all this research I came up with a new disorder commercial for this disorder and I think... no I don't think..I know I am suffering from this and I'm very worried I'm very concerned and you may have it as well John are you familiar? Are you familiar with PBA PBA, yeah the Professional Bowlers Association. They put a tournament on... No? Don't call it depression Call it by its real name Don't call it crazy Call it PBA Pseudo Bulbar Affect

1:22:55 PBA causes frequent episodes of uncontrollable crying or laughing in people with brain injuries or neurologic conditions like stroke, dementia, or MS. For a free PBA fax kit... You can't laugh! No, laughing OR crying? Call 1-800-575-5238 Or go to pbafax.com You'll learn the science behind PBA Science! It's a neurologic condition Not psychological And it's treatable plus there's a self-assessment right patients do us if you've experienced outbursts of crying or laughing Call it what it is and call now 800 575 5238 or go to PBA facts.com There's a name for this oh, thank you, and you're not alone I'm not alone in laughing Oh Man that is horrible

1:23:47 That should be clip of the day. No, no it can't be clip of the day because... Shut up already! It's science! Did you go to pbafacts.com so you could learn all about it? Yeah. And uh, so its a pseudo-Bulber effect Yeah, right. Pseudo-Bulbar and well there's a medication for it. He talks about pseudo bulbar. And look at this guy, this humorless guy here he can't laugh Jonathan Phelps. Horseface is the International Brain Research Foundation. Let's see what he has to say. You have taken an important step toward understanding pseudo bulbar effects

1:24:31 Look at it. He's got these all is awesome he's a doctor and he's got a black jacket on a black bow tie and the Stethoscope around his neck this is great Oh, wow to take the next step sign up here for your free PBA facts kit fact It's part of an educational program I helped create so people know what? So he made this thing up. I think Jeff Bezos has this oh He might yeah, he has it. I mean but look at it about about PBA This is the real disease hold on. I'm gonna click on I am a patient disease this guy's invented it Never heard of sooner all bar affect But there's medication for it sure there is yeah, what was the medication again? Well if you got to Google

1:25:25 Pseudo-bulbar affect. Yeah, you got to come on man this is awesome! We can get more drugs here pseudo bulbar affect there's a wiki entry for it and the treatment is dextromethorphane quinidine which is apparently oh new new Dexter Oh, that's a new. That said what is it where I don't see this? I'm looking at the wikis down at the bottom. New Dexter, new Dexter. There you go. New Dexta from Avenir Pharmaceuticals. Dextro Meth Thor fan quinidine dextromethorphan quinidine. New Dexter, the first FDA approved for the treatment of PVA. Yeah. Take it and you won't laugh. Take everybody should get this and go to a comedy club

1:26:18 Just imagine sitting in the comedy club, watch this comic just die out there. We should have put it in the drinks! I don't understand what was wrong? I killed last night What happened?! What went wrong?? Is this, are we in a crazy world? Yeah put it in the drinks. This actually would be a good plot and story novel. They joke the whole audience up so nobody laughs at anything that the comedian says and then he gets manipulated into becoming CIA agent. I love it! So uh...I have been talking about something like that I get you, of course you and I are both on mailing lists for the president. And I'm also on a mailing list for the independent party but i also get stuff from the republicans once in awhile and I thought there would be a good little change of pace this may die because I have not even attempted this haven't clicked on anything yet his friend from Tom DeBakey

1:27:11 Beckerow. It's a new year, we need your help. A new beginning for the California Republican Party? Our records indicate you've not completed the rebuilding the party survey." So I thought... Oh! We're going to do a survey. I think it's a good idea so i'm gonna click. I love doing surveys. Okay let me type in my name. I gotta type stuff in yeah no it's just uh I have to type in my name But now they're going to be harassing me. I'm... the zip code and my email, they have my email but okay i'll get another one actually sent it to pr at dvorak dot org which is like in general do you think California go is going in the right direction or is California on the wrong track? And the answers are right direction wrong track not sure what are you gonna do

1:28:01 Yes, of course. Thinking in the recent election would you say you have a better attitude about the future or do you feel worse about the future? What kind of survey is this? Do you feel better or worse? I feel worse. Worse. Of course. Will there be... what am I going to get at the end here? A prize? A dollar. Okay. Do you feel that the rising generation... ooh, the rising generation that'd be Buzzkill Jr., I think, or maybe Jay- Noodles! Noodles. The noodles kid will be better or worse off financially than their parents? Yeah, worse for worse. What issues are most important you check all that apply? Okay Yeah You hit the bell if you think it's applies fiscal cliff and tax reform health care reform the war on terror in national security Exactly taxes Education

1:28:55 I'm gonna do a crap. I'd say yes. No, I-I'm doing the survey California come on! No... I'm gonna put it. Okay Economy job creation NO No. I don't care, I don't care. Crime and domestic security? Oh, woo! Domestic security yeah i want more of that. I'm putting that as a no and affordable energy. Affordable energy please give me some what issues do you think we should focus on as a party now this is interesting fiscal cliff in tax reform no no i agree healthcare reform

1:29:32 Because healthcare insurance reform, sure. Healthcare reform? No. Okay okay good point no The war on terror no Taxes yes Education yeah it's not the party's job Economy job creation what do you think Crime and domestic security in a four billion dollar What am I gonna get here Am i gonna get something Is that the trillion dollar bill in his hand Thinking about the election this past November and by the way, it says it is what actually reads thinking about the election this part November so I mean means that this past November So they can't even get this without is this going to result in? an assessment of me as Political. I mean we're gonna score. Is that what you're asking? Yeah or are we just doing this just uh Am I gonna get a score at the end because whenever I do with this with you you get a score

1:30:34 Yeah, I'm not seeing the score thing happening. We should probably stop. Owwwww! You know what just happened? What it crashed? Basically...I hit a button or did something like the back arrow key and it went to this other page that California Republican Party donate. Hey we should do that. That sounds great. Hey so Timmy's gone little Timmy Yeah, I heard that but he still knows and around. No no no it's breaking news Breaking news is that apparently he went to class so he could sign his signature on the dollar bill because of this new lunatic who signs his name with a bunch of zeros It's called Lunatic Very good, I like that by the way Good job So yeah that's official now That just came out And I'd just like to give props to John Brennan

1:31:33 I mean, you know the guy gets nominated as head of the drone... Is that the same John Brennan that screwed up Iraq and ruined it for everybody? That guy. So no sooner does he get the CIA desk but he immediately drones like 17 Pakistanis! He's like hey just so you know i'm in boys! Like immediately! Really?! Oh yeah oh yeah No, you get like the day after his nomination. There's like 17 people droned This is the guy who says it's great We all know that we know John Brick remember that we have the whole job He was the first guy to actually talk about the drones and say yeah, we got drone program Yeah So what what's it to ya? He's been the advisor no this is mr.. Drone he's Mr.. Drone huh really funny to hear all the comments about The health

1:32:34 Care insurance scam now to an unwelcome surprise for millions of Americans this new year Health insurance premiums that are causing sticker shock double-digit increases in some places Suddenly a whole lot of families are watching this happen in the era of the so called Affordable Care Act better known as Obamacare We get an explanation here. Oh, how is it possible? I didn't expect this explanation. Don't understand How can it be? This is so unexpected! And the crazy thing, John... Yes. Now we have this movement Mint The Coin It's now a movement The New York Times is writing about it What was his name? Who was that Nobel dude? Fragment Yeah He's saying mint the coin

1:33:30 Why do one? Do a hundred. Everyone's minting... it's, it's a hashtag! Mint the coin I'm not kidding It is and of course thank you to our producer who was kind enough to bring up the original trillion dollar coin In 1945 the people of Europe struggled to rebuild following the war Shut up Simpson To ease this crisis, President Truman promised relief. American tax dollars will help our allies who fought so poorly and surrendered so readily. To make good on this drunken boast, Truman authorized the one-time printing of the largest denomination currency ever—a trillion dollar bill!

1:34:15 Ooh, a trillion dollar bill. That's a spicy meatball! Can you believe that we're now actually living the... Trillion-dollar Simpsons? We are the Simpsons I'm telling you we have become The Simpsons Is that the trillion dollar bill in his hand?! By the way, this is the only place you will hear this. I have not seen anyone talk about this Simpsons episode and you're the one that called it John of course immediately we had producers who came up with it This is just insane It's insane! It's crazy!! I think it was pretty cool though Do you think anyone else will catch on to this? That this is literally... I don't know if its already been a week or so since

1:35:02 founded and then or one of our producers found it for us. And which is I think this really shows the real strength of our show, which is the interaction we have with the audience. Yeah. I mean you could send this say...I'm sure somebody sent this same link to Brian Williams. Brow bro, they didn't even open their email. I don't even know if you can open it They probably like Janet Napolitano. They don't use a computer Hey, bro Imagine all the people who could do that. Oh yeah The trillion dollar bill in his hand

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1:37:35 Because he was busy. What I do to propagate my personal formula is just getting by, I'll donate 50% of my profits from any Google plus local tours what he does He did the map Inside yeah it goes inside The inside maps Hey why don't i take a picture It will only be one Of our exile quarters and you can do a map Yeah, you have to shoot the door and then open the door so that you have a shot of the door. The map is all the same thing it's like you have the round table which is studio, the round table which is dining room, the round table which is sitting room... It's all the same! It's all one spot there's like one hot spot. Take some pictures and send them to me alright? Alright

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1:40:46 And it's a Kyocera 620, which many people believe is the greatest receiver ever manufactured and it sings. It's fantastic product that very few people have ever heard of. Kyocera made a bunch of high-end audio gear in I believe the 80s and they ran them for about a year. Beautiful equipment! They're all pretty things...I'd like to get an amp They're very modern looking and I'm convinced they only made them for their own executives, and then they cancelled the whole thing. And then they kind of disappeared from the scene nobody even knows about Kayasura but that's what I use. And what do you use for a gramophone?

1:41:26 I actually have a grandma. I'm sure you do with the crank on the side? Yeah, it's great. Put an old 78 on there and you crank it up and listen to Black Crows. Whoa! Really?! Not just The Green Days but also The Black Crows... Wow! No but this is what I am talking about, The Black Crows from the 20s. Oh, comedy act. Sorry my mistake I've never heard of the Black Crows comedy yet. So did you know that there was a band called The Black Crows? Duh! What's the name of their biggest hit? I don't know, i don't care it's not if...I'm not a big fan of The Black Crows and besides that even with Green Day I can never remember the names of these songs they're misnamed

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1:45:00 Which I saw too. I thought you did well! Thank you You seemed a little uneasy Well... You're really a smart dude but seeing Jobs embarrassed by that was, by the way one of the classic classics Did we ever play that on this show? Uh no Anyway Jobs is yeah it's very funny uh He says my Mac is acting up like a motherfucker on all things D as priceless. Please make it a clip on the show whenever something acts up It should act up like a motherfucker Like John Skype mumble requesting karma for you guys and get laid karma for myself, okay? Well give me some You've got karma.

1:45:57 And I also don't have you. When something screws up, then you're always there to save me like my safety net It's the lightning rod and the grounding ribbon You give talks before? You're great! When when when when? No no no...I haven't done a talk in years Well you should probably do it for a couple of years Can i make any money with that Yeah, you can get a speaker's bureau to book ya. You probably could! Let me work it out for you. I think I can take that cusp thing on the road. I think...I mean I can customize it a little bit. It needs a little work but yeah thats okay. Oh pfff okay sorry. Needs a little work? No I mean just needs a little work there is no jokes in there for one thing There was tons of jokes were talking about! Gotta punch it up The whole Steve Jobs...there were tons of jokes...nah im sorry

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1:51:27 Michelle, as an unemployed university student it's a little something I can chip in 59.69 for pi times my age. You guys deserve every penny and for the excellent work you do you deserve more! Exactly My friend Pierce wanted to also thank John for replying to his post on Google Plus about the site She uh... This thing is all X'd out I can read it. It's very clear, it says... I'd like an Atlas Shrugged Karma since its John's favorite and not the one with the stupid farting noise but with him doing the grouchy voice. Let's see if we can find it! By Ayn Rand. That stinks! That's the one exactly She wants a karma with that he wants a karma You've got karma Absolutely Sorry

1:52:28 Will's Falls, Clover South Carolina. Here is a 55 double nickels on the dime I've been listening since Adam was on Twit A few months ago and the twice-a-week joke really should stop Or i'll just donate just to send Leo a douchebag call out But he still is a Twit Network fan. Sorry Adam, Adam doesn't care I don't care No, he doesn't care. Adam does not hold grudges In fact, I love it when you're on because whenever you're on Twit first of all a whole bunch people watch because I promote it but secondly You remind people to come watch our show however I will say that Fox News boy What's his name who was on with you on Sunday?

1:53:10 Yeah, I don't like him stealing our promotion because you went like hey NoahGendershow.com runs on Squarespace and he went my site with my photography with my baby runs on Squarespace You know that's Natalie's husband right? Yes! Fox News boy And he stole our promotion He poached. He totally poached! Yeah, yeah it was he makes plenty of money working for Fox. He doesn't need to like screw us and then go buy my app I'm like Clayton Morris blow me you stole your post on our promotion here we are getting by we don't have foxing friends You know? We're not living in New York City

1:53:51 4280, living it up. Yeah on the big expense account. Yes steal and then you know he has his expense account is bigger than what we make in a year absolutely guaranteed David Dietrich oh wait where was I? Willis Falls wants a Don't Eat Me Hillary followed by Shut Up It's Science Wrap with two to the head. Hold on a second and karma karma Oh, yeah sure or whatever send Adam Karma. It says it says don't eat me What is it? Don't even be followed by shut up its science Okay, I'm always happy to do that one Shut up at signs and then what and to the head in the karma. Oh geez, okay Already

1:54:40 I'm beginning to like that clip more and more. Me too! I wonder how long it's going to take because Kiki is not a big fan of either our politics or anything else, she's pretty much an Obama bot. People out there do not email her and tell her we're doing this, I just want to see how long she finds out on her own. And by the way Ed that doesn't mean that You know, our politics are for nobody. We have no agenda you know just because you know we're not for Obama people with an agenda the obama bots or even the republicans

1:55:19 The right wingers. The Romney bots or the Alex Jones bots, you know they all hate us. The Jones bones. In fact a lot of people just hate us unfortunately the hate always comes towards me and John always gets nothing he gets no hate mail no nothing I've had plenty in my day from the Macintosh community yeah well that's a little different when you got like now it's just different Well, yeah because they don't have guns usually And in fact I live in Jones's backyard and Austin is gonna be fun. Are you curry? We did find someone could do that gravelly voice. Hey Jones Paul ups get him operated on maybe it may be big dr Kiki can do his voice Yes got the she got that guttural thing going on. Yeah

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1:57:07 That's $50 and another $50 from Daniel Howes in Portland, Maine. East Coast Crackpot from the chat room just paid two fines for bath salt meth... Methadone, crystal cat and psilocybin mushrooms. Both $1,000 fines and $210 in fees for a total of $2420. If I hadn't opened my door for the Black Knight DEA enforcement agents, I could be a knight! At least the case is over and I got off with two misdemeanors." Well let me tell you because as we know

1:57:47 Having bath salts is now a schedule one drug. You could actually go to jail now for this, for bath salts. Yeah stick with the mushrooms. And weed. Wesley Mayring from Parts Unknown $50 and he has an... I don't know what... Oh yeah he's bitching about Leo promised that donated thousand dollars become an instant not- I don't want to push that! I don't really care you know if Leo can do his own thing i don't think it needs to be at night Also, can I get a karma shot for my wife who will be graduating nursing school? Graduating from nursing school. You've got is March And it was sent using the PayPal mobile application which i think people put into this message by itself Yeah That's all we got for our donation segment for today show four seven seven a good numbered show but then a son and at Thursday So we should have done better than this But you know what did we at least weird just getting by is what it is

1:58:46 I was talking to Agent Orange, you know when he delivered the ICOM rig for me. Yeah and good man! Very good man. See ya knight! Actually he requested there's a Vietnam helicopter pilot who is getting a Medal of Honor and he's handling some stuff with that and he said could you please send a night ring for the Vietnam helicopter pilot? He will wear it during his medal of honor ceremony And that he would do a hitting in the mouth thing to the press with the ring on. I have to say, that's kind of tempting. It is more than tempting!

1:59:29 And besides that, Agent Orange is one of our top go-to guys. So he says goes! He's one of those guys that we take orders from our listeners. Yeah so I think we should do that size 11 I have the information. Size 11 good we have those left I'll give all the details. After the show we will discuss it. Anyway, but he's talking about the pins He says let me tell you how we do it in the intelligence community The pins have an infrared paint on them And the reason why is because from above, you know so if you have like Secret Service or some other detail they get the infrared pins. So that when they're surveying from either drone or helicopter They can just beam some infrared light down and see okay these are our guys! I'm sure we can get some IR paint on the pins

2:00:28 Come on, man. Yeah no I think that has to be done now that you mention it It's a must How awesome is that? In case one of our knights happens to be roaming around in the middle of nowhere Afghanistan or Pakistan he won't get droned Well not just that but in a room You know you can see who's a real knight Light him up! Exactly we just light him up infrared I think its pretty cool man We have to look into how that is accomplished It's not hard apparently, but you just need the IR paint. Okay, we'll dip them in paint I don't know... Alright alright that's the pins which we're working on as we speak We will have them dipped in IR paint in one way shape or form or have it made with the paint

2:01:14 Which I don't know and then you can just get an IR pen. You could just scribble on it It'll work, I mean that's not what to do it so it's not a sloppy Okay, he has to be slick So we'll be slick pin with the ir so that way if our Knights won't get killed yeah exactly Is that is that a deal or what ah? beautiful information Dvorak org slash n h It's your birthday, birthday! I know a joke. Happy Birthday says Sir Donald Phillip Chuck and he is congratulating himself belatedly December 27th and Sir Matthew Greensmith is also saying hey congratulate myself relatedly he turned 41 on the 9th happy birthday from your buddies here at the best podcast in the universe

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2:04:01 Alright, so I have in front of me. No no no! I get to start second half a show. I got the-I got a real clip of the day Okay? Okay So there's a 911 call from... I think he is either Episcopalian or Catholic priest Uh-huh. And just play it and then you're gonna... Oh, not this one! No, I didn't even consider this when it was so dumb Well what's funny is he had a ball gag answer that way No, this is a fake call You got totally... It's obviously a fake call because what 911 recording service exists where you hear the phone ringing John? Also the phone dialing, thats the other game

2:04:47 Yeah, this is fake. Yeah I... Duh! Okay we don't have to play it again. No no no i'm gonna play now Please suffer. Suffer through this Gee its almost like a real 911 call! 911 Hi there, I am stuck in a pair of handcuffs and going to need help getting out before this becomes a radical emergency What's the problem? Ugh, I can't listen to this. Okay you don't have to play it How can you even consi- You know what? I'm hard up for clips. You're hard up, but that clip was so wrong! It's like and it was on Politico or something with the Verge or Fox & Friends...I don't know she's like so dumb. I liked the way you have all your shows you hate right off the top. Well no I could just go on forever. Okay I got a better one then. I have some actual information Yeah we've got plenty of time

2:05:49 You're such a douche. Okay, try this tell me this isn't a good one stomach food pump Weight loss invention and basically it'll let dieters eat anything because there's a pump that you stick right in your stomach and And the dieters can eat all they want without digesting so you see there that the food is just sucked out you get to eating Get to taste it but then when I guess your stomach is sucked out And then you don't gain weight. And apparently 30% of the food from the stomach before the calories are absorbed into the body is removed and so it causes weight loss, like half your body weight in some of these test patients. It doesn't hit the intestines? Doesn't get digested? No just shh!

2:06:32 I mean, that's not bad. That's sucked out! That's not bad. You eat whatever you want and you get the flavor and everything Wow wow sucked out that's hilarious John. You know i shouldn't have taken my uh... My PBA medication because I can't laugh anymore. I don't know what to do now Really? Okay it's all yours All yours Really?! Wow okay I just have to recover from that I mean, you- I mean, Brolf was fantastic but you just went off the rails. Ah! Just a second half of the show? I don't feel that it has to be gems... Were you watching Letterman and like getting his material? No no yeah that was actually another thing is New York uh Crazy New York Station but go on. Jeez Louise Top it top it I challenge ya Dude I could top that in my sleep with with arms tight I can use Dr Kiki just play that ten times Wow okay look

2:07:30 There is the World Economic Forum released their global risk 2013 report. This of course is the second half of the show, we don't talk about sucked out and ball gags with priests and fake 9-1-1 no this where the real information is okay? The real stuff And not, this is just my god you're just really... Since when but go on. So uh this report which is you'll find in the show notes 477.nashownotes.com yes we do Stargates in the second half of the show We do alien technology zero point energy This is what second half for the show is okay? Not ball gags I thought The Stomach Pump was second half of the show material But okay if you didn't like that it's fine

2:08:16 So Klaus Schwab, who is the founder and executive chairman of the World Economic Forum. Those are the guys who have the Davo thing every year He prefaces this report which is a pretty big report I'll just give you a little bit of his intro here. As we strive to restore confidence and growth globally, leaders cannot continue with a risk-off mindset if our collective goal remains to seize transformational opportunities that can improve the state of the world. Dynamism in our hyperconnected world requires increasing our resilience to the many global risks that loom before us

2:08:55 By their nature, global risks do not respect national borders as highlighted in this report. And we now know that extreme weather events excerbated by climate change will not limit their effects to countries that are major greenhouse gas emitters. Exacerbated? Exacerbated! False information posted on social networks can spread like wildfire to the other side of the globe in a matter of milliseconds and genes that make bacteria resistant to our strongest antibiotics can hitch a ride with patients on an intercontinental flight." So he then goes on, basically saying okay we've got to study these are the actual global risks that the World Economic Forum is worried about in 2013. Of course you'd say this is a drinking club I guess right?

2:09:44 Yeah, well actually that Davos group is a skiing club. It's a skiing club but there are movers and shakers in the skiing club. All the big shots are there right? I mean it's like the Clintons of the world they're all there if the Bill Gates is it's the Skobel! I mean my god Skobel is there here are their top risks from nature developed in partnership leading with this leading science journal The chapter on X-Factors looks beyond the landscape of 50 global risks to alert decision makers to five emerging game changers. These are the five things we have to watch out for, John because these are risks that can ruin your business! Number one... Runaway climate change Is it possible that we have already passed a point of no return and that Earth's atmosphere is tipping rapidly into an inhospitable state? That is risk number one

2:10:47 Huh. Risk number two, significant cognitive enhancement ethical... I'm gonna explain Ethical dilemmas akin to doping in sports could start to extend into daily working life and arms race in the neural enhancement of combat troops could ensue Got news for you It's already happening Three rogue development of geoengineering Technology is now being developed to manipulate the climate. A state or private individual could use it unilaterally. 4. Cost of living longer Remember, this is a global risk

2:11:36 Medical advances are prolonging life but long term palliative care is expensive. Did I pronounce that right? I think so. Covering the cost associated with old age could be a struggle which basically... Kill the old! That's exactly what they say, but here it is number five Proof of life's existence elsewhere in the universe could have profound psychological implications for human belief systems. This is what they say is a global risk for 2013. These people are insane! That whole list is bogative Yeah, but this is their list It's serious They're deathly serious about this stuff

2:12:24 Wow. Mm-hmm, oh yeah this is the whole report is how many pages this thing it's like I don't know that's like God it must be 50 pages and just goes on and on at the risk response network team you got to do something to write off the skiing trip but geez now how does that compare to the fake 911 call? You beat me on that, so I'll give in. You win this show! Well let me give you a drunk Diane Sawyer with some agenda... Oh there ya go, you're topping yourself! With some Agenda 21 stuff So remember the report is about America but of course we're not really going to talk about America until like maybe the very end And now we turn to other big news today it is official 2012 was the hottest year in the United States since weather scientists started keeping records and

2:13:18 Don't you love this? Since they started spinning records, I think. They were DJ scientists. Hotter not by a little but by a landslide. Landslide! Tonight ABC's Dan Harris tells us about this new report and the red flags of warning about extreme heat all across the globe Red flag Oh man, this is the last you'll see of your shed. The pictures coming out of Australia tonight are apocalyptic! Flames devouring- APOCALYPTIC! Huge black and brown blossoms of smoke... Smoke! A lone kangaroo hopping through a charred moo- A LONE KANGAROO HOPPING THROUGH A CHARRED FOREST Moonscape? MOONSCAPE

2:13:55 Firefighters contending with the worst possible conditions. These swirling, vicious winds... these soaring temperatures... These incredible winds are making it that much tougher for firefighters on the front line! It's so hot the government had to change its forecast maps adding new shades of purple for temperatures possibly hitting 130 degrees. Scenes like this are becoming more common look at this NASA imagery showing the entire planet has gotten hotter in recent decades Here in America, 2012 was not only the warmest year on record but also the second most extreme featuring tornadoes wildfires a massive drought and of course super storm Sandy. Which of course is a lie we have not had a horrible tornado for 198 days I mean this is that this is the biggest bullcrap report I've ever heard The house was there

2:14:49 and the water pushed it all the way over here. Many cities had record warms including Washington DC where a lack of action on man-made climate change is likely to mean 2012 is just a glimpse into an unpleasant future according to many scientists so we shouldn't expect this as the last record This is by no means the last record I mean you really gotta think of climate change something that increases our risks for being unlucky. So we need to prepare up front as we move into this warmer, hotter more extreme world." So how do we prepare? Her advice take stock of where you live and protect your home by doing things like becoming more energy efficient getting a generator possibly buying flood insurance maybe and possibly even raising up your water heater if it's in the basement. How was that huh

2:15:40 Brother by the way, we're getting attacked already. The chat room is under DDoS Seriously, we're getting a like like huge attack on on the show Huh? Yeah, of course because we're a threat to humanity. Yeah the show We're a threat to humanity Just shut up already what I That was the point, that was a cue for you to play the kiki clip. Oh god damn I'm sorry and you know what did you say John? Shut up already! Shut up already it's science! It is it's a favorite. Somebody was uh I said part of the debate going on and on between just some of these online debates around here somebody had a couple of the notes from

2:16:35 You remember that climate gate you mean from the plate from the gate to the gate of the climate gate? You mean that like Which is one of my could you play that clip one more time the climate yeah I Alright, um... Why did you need that? I'm digging through some information. I have a nice little compliment to your piece and i'm having to plow through this document and so I needed you to stall which we're doing when you play the climate gate thing again but it was hopeless because they can't apparently find anything

2:17:34 I feel...I'm sorry. It's okay, well then we can do something else in the meantime while you're looking around Ah here it is! I found it! I knew it! Go ahead Here's a...we didn't play alot of the notes that were in that Climategate scandal And some of them are very funny. And I want to read one, two three of them. These were like, you know, because all is bullcrap because the guy busted into the email and found all these things right in there was just well it's just that we're reading you weren't making sense he was misinterpreted OK and so you get misinterpreted Yeah yeah misinterpreted stuff like

2:18:13 There shouldn't be anyone else at UEA with different views from recent extreme weather due to global warming, at least not a climatologist or something like that. So you want to keep everybody out? We can have a proper result as a quote but only by including a load of garbage. Yeah and another guy we will also have a data protection act which I will hide behind anyway so these guys were this is rigged yeah Yeah, another anticlimactic. Yeah no that didn't quite go anywhere did it? It didn't go anywhere was I feels bad about it uh... I thought was gonna be better That's okay because I've got plenty of stuff um apparently yeah

2:18:58 I have one. Oh, sorry you got one clip oh no Are you sure are you really know let me save it? Let me say because I think this clip is so good and interesting okay that I'll wait So I get where I get to for that moment Okay, like the last Let's do this first thing a little drone in drunk over so This is proof that the American consumers are, just Americans in general. It's something about the English language are just we're just funny and you know there's some... But not if you take that drug! Yeah well yeah you can't use that so there is a product it's the Maisto Fresh Metal Diecast drone. It's a toy. It's a toy drone that that you can buy and yeah you can give it to your kid

2:19:53 And I actually have one. Someone gave one to me a while ago when we were doing the first Hot Pocket tour. Is that the four blade chopper? No, it's... The four blade chopper what? It's that thing with the four blades and the... No no! It's like a global hawk drone. Go this website get ready dronetoy.curry.com And this is, and it'll redirect you to Amazon.com I just wanted to read a couple of the reviews for this Predator drone toy Because only Americans can do this There's like 300 reviews The fresh metal tailwinds diecast US military aircraft US Air Force medium altitude long endurance unmanned vehicle That's the one

2:20:38 Okay, the most helpful review here on Amazon.com my son is very interested in joining the Imperial forces when he grows up He says he's not sure if he wants to help police the homeland or if he wants to invade foreign countries So I thought a new predator drone toy would be a nice gift for him these drones are used both domestically and internationally to spy on people and assassinate them at the Emperor's whim If you look through these These reviews it is the funniest shit I've ever seen Educational and fun. I really wanted to show my toddler that it's okay to murder people, and still come out a hero as long you're in the air-conditioned trailer remotely operating a predator drone 10 thousand miles away in Pakistan! This is the best toy ever! Finally, I can pretend that I'm a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize It's like I'm sitting right there in The White House with my very own kill list

2:21:32 I bought this for my son and he spent countless blissful hours simulating massacres of weddings, funerals and other family gatherings of brown-skinned foreigners. He even realized that if you circled the drone back around on the first responders his effective kill rate soared! Neato!" Just... This is just a... That's all i'll do there are 300 of these reviews And they are.. I mean it's something I don't think you can do this in another language. Of course, it's the Americans who are doing the dramas. But sarcasm? Yeah but there is something beautiful about it that... You know, I speak another language and it just like yeah something weird

2:22:16 So we're like, we're like completely knocked off or something. Whether you are violating constitutional rights at home or bombing children abroad this toy is perfect for all clandestine missions double tap strike to triple your pleasure and casualties I knew you'd like it Oh yeah this is good It's so creepy It's so incredibly creepy So we got knocked off the stream? Yeah looks like uh...it was really weird because everyone got Everyone got kicked off and the stream died. So there was like some... Attack? I mean, I know what happened! You start talking about global warming and they decided to bring down that site?! No no you know it. They can't bring us down though yet!! No because we're on Squarespace!

2:23:09 Anyway, there's a new meme that I want to discuss with you and this uh, okay And this ties into that was it Ohio where those? Anonymous knows get in those guys the football. Yeah, not a missus girl been bill Steubenville So this ties into there's a mean There's something going on about women and alcohol and I have thoughts about it But I'd like to listen to this report with you because I think that first of all, I think the report is Bogative medically speaking, but you know it's science and then let's discuss what is going on because there's a reason for this I'm sure oops

2:23:47 back now with a disturbing new look at the growing problem of binge drinking in our country today the centers for disease control warned that excessive drinking is a big problem especially and acutely for women in the united states and it results in the deaths of some twenty three thousand women and girls every year are here tonight from nbc's rahima alice so this is uh... mbc obviously brian williams a twenty three thousand That's a lot by the way. Women and girls die from binge drinking! Let's listen... In movies, TV and music it's art imitating life. You smell like booze! According to a new report by the CDC younger women aren't just drinking in large numbers The drinking is becoming potentially dangerous and is often overlooked as a health problem for women who respond to alcohol differently than men Is this true Dr. Devorah?

2:24:42 Do women respond differently to alcohol than men? Is this true? They get flustered, but they're women so they must respond differently in some way shape or form. They don't...they're lighter! They probably can't drink as much. Oh I think there's more science to this. Some of these include females being more susceptible to the effect of alcohol on risk of cancer Huh?! Huh? I mean, seriously?! Does this make any sense to you? No. Binge drinking is four drinks in one occasion??

2:25:28 That's binge drinking? That's what defined us. For Long Island iced tea, yeah! Well even that still four...that's not binge drinking. You can't drink four of those. Something young women say they see all the time Women maybe like to let loose and have fun They wanna go and they wanna drink and they wanna relax In a survey of about 278,000 women 18 and older nearly 14 million women binge drink about three times a month. That's one in eight women among 7500 high school girls the report finds 1 in 5 report binge drinking who is most likely to binge drink white and Hispanic women between 18 and 34 years old? And those with household incomes of $75,000 or more

2:26:13 Why is it happening? Experts say it could be pressure. One of the things that we might be seeing, Is a coping mechanism in binge drinking and alcohol as being something to be stress relief. Experts say more education is needed to help young women make wise choices about whether they should drink alcohol and how much So this is a weird report, man. Well hold on a second... When I was doing the Generation X3 show we brought this topic up more than once And we had two women that rotated in and out, but mostly it was Dorian who was one of the editors. And she also did some show of her own. All everybody on the panel they're all ex-Genners or Y or whatever. Noodlers, noodlers. There's noodlers there between 20 and 30. They all binge drink

2:27:10 and they talk about it, but they don't talk about... I think the definition of binge drinking is having four drinks or four shots let's say. It's bull crap because they drank till they got plastered and they would talk about this on the show and Dorian says she'd get Friday and Saturday she go out and get drunk And its see..and they all said the same thing They said that was the pressures at work I think that noodle kid is on to something. Because apparently the kids raised today... But this is not kids, John! This is women! Women? Okay well women are getting cancer quicker because of binge drinking and I think they're just trying to scare them. This is the CDC. Yes thank you, you said it and why are they trying to scare them?

2:28:00 Oh, I don't have a theory why they're trying to scare them. I'm sure yours will be interesting for me to comment upon. Because they are...I believe the establishment elites are afraid that women are going to start really loosening up and waking up uh... and doing their own thing in becoming completely free and not being that the women are enslaved by definition of what the media and establishment how they want them to be when women drink when everyone drinks but of course we're also drink then you know they become free and at this time we think for themselves no this is not this is a war on women and i'm i can't

2:28:46 You watch it. I can't quite put my finger on it. After being propelled to a re-election with the help of women and minority voters, the nation's first black president appears to be stacking his second term cabinet with white men. The President's choice for Treasury Secretary is expected to be Jack Lew so he could surprise us there we don't know but that's the expectation That after nominating John Kerry for state Chuck Hagel for defense and John Brennan for CIA chief

2:29:24 Obviously, as you can see they are all white men. Now with Hillary Clinton exiting the State Department and Lisa Jackson stepping down as head of the EPA, The Obama administration is at a net loss when it comes to women and minorities in the cabinet. Our friends tonight Roland Martin, Raihan Salam and former Pentagon official Rosa Brooks, a columnist for Foreign Policy Magazine. Rosa let me start with you because this is president who campaigned aggressively on women's reproductive rights and equal pay for equal work. It was a big part of his campaign, he won the women's vote by double digits over Mitt Romney should the President be asking for something that he mocked ie binders of women? So it makes total sense when the women get drunk they're gonna start figuring out that Obama is having white men run the show I think that they should get rid of Napolitano

2:30:12 But anyway, there's another yeah but There was a very bad joke in there that even I didn't go there. He was well, but it's Homeland Security's one by a dude You shouldn't have gone there, sorry hang on this hey welcome back everybody looks like looks like we're back Oh Oh, void zero. Our 19 inch night I met him by the way he drove down from Croningen from the northern part of Holland and we had a we had lunch for couple hours now that's nice so let me play another clip as a follow up to that one okay this is the Rothschild on quota clip this is woman Lynn Forster to Rothschild she was giving a talk at The Economist forum at the CUS conference

2:31:01 conference. Yeah and it was I thought she was interesting, she's a little Rothschildish but she makes a few points that are kind of in contradiction to our friend Erin. One other thing... It is not nothing but i think that if we look within ourselves and were ready to make the sacrifices than anybody has to make to get to the top we can do it. I recently was with group squadron that... Kill it. What's wrong? Play the other clip. ...tables which is what is the role of women in the inclusive capitalism so thank you for asking thank you!

2:31:47 Did she have an orgasm? What was that? It's not inclusive if you don't include half the population. That is true and again age okay so when I went to law school we were just about 50 percent Women are 50% of college and university graduates, 50% of law school, 50% of medical school. About a third or bit more business school We're half of the entry level we are half of mid-level with 35 percent of the Federal Reserve Board but

2:32:33 We're 14% of corporate boards on the Fortune 500. We are 3% of CEOs in the Fortune 500, we're 17% of Congress so there obviously is a women most powerful women and I think Patty Sellers from The Most Powerful Women issue is here someplace, and she probably asked that question. I have a sort of not politically correct view on this issue which is...I think women should stop whining and I think it's time that we just in my experience women decide not to go often yes there are

2:33:28 There are obviously, you know stereotypes against... I'm telling you that there is something going on. Like don't start thinking for yourself women! Don't drink too much binge drinking and four drinks. I'm telling you that the and this of course The Rothschild she is a huge globalist creep Oh yeah She's a creep And by the way she forgot to mention that women are 90% of all strippers She forgot to add that little statistic Just like, wow. There's something going on and we're gonna find out what it is but there's something going on where they want women to shut up stay in their place don't drink don't get any ideas. Don't get any idea? Hey! I'm telling you. Don't get any ideas. And remember the whole binders of women thing with Romney and Republican Party and like this all white men Where's Rachel Maddow right now

2:34:23 you know, on Obama's cabinet. It's like all white dudes including Napolitano! This is crazy! She's a white dude so I don't know... Well you know the one thing that was brought up on this other thing which the clip that i had to kill it because it was uh I think it was the wrong flip but they brought up the fact that in Norway they see going the opposite direction And I think they're gonna do this here too, and it's going to be the quid pro quo. If you just shut up we'll do the following which they did in Norway By law any public corporation has to have 50% of board members women

2:35:09 In Norway, this is true. By law? Wow! Which is not really the idea... I mean when you're running a corporation especially if it's a small corporation you want your buddies in there as the board members Yeah Especially on the compensation committee Yeah Totally You don't want some chick there getting ideas That's bad That's not good It's not good at all But that's what's gonna happen here, and it's gonna screw things up We've been doing everything we can to screw up the corporate world and I think it's gonna get worse Yeah What what would great multinationals do? We have in Norway that we know of. I don't want to be a harp on Norway but you know No, no, but Norways got issues apparently Okay, let's go away hold on second giant multi mole yeah well if they can't even get it forced who's on the board nobody's Gonna Want to be there You know what I'm saying

2:36:08 multinational Norway. A little consult book of knowledge here. I shall give you the... 25 best national workplaces in Europe 2012 let's see where these places are, this is the best 25 Microsoft is number one as the best multinational in Europe okay but they're not a Norway well I'm sure they have an office in Norway but no there but they have a Norway Something Norway has oil. I mean, that's what they had to go oil like a little oil I'm seeing nothing which seems kind of like it Oh, okay. Thank you cat in the chat Yes, Norway has the Opera browser You know what's great is The guys have removed the delay on the chat so it's late now It's really like a second or two

2:37:02 That's very cool because it used to be 30 seconds or 40 seconds and so now people like in real time. It's pretty sweet They have one big pharma Novo Nordisk Right, yeah that's pretty big Yeah they got a huge number of employees 401 There are 400 dudes and 1 girl Well, it depends on the board. Anyway okay enough I'm done Okay um i just have a few things left... I do have one clip that I want to play before the show's over which is something you might like! Okay well no no hey come on now just because you had some weird stuff doesn't mean I don't- I mean you had Clip of The Day

2:37:43 Yeah, but that was gratuitous. But don't know it was not gratuitous It was how lit broth is with and that's gonna live on broth is going to live for a long time Yeah, I still doesn't hold the candle. That wasn't yeah, that was not gratuitous Science already here but I don't want to like in the show and then we're gonna be and then you're gonna say oh Don't make fun of me when you be... You're gonna yell at me. No, no I'm not going to yell yeah i feel this is all deserved okay well let's do your awesome clip! I want to hear your clips okay well there so you know we talk about how you but how do you brainwash the public and who's the best added? I've always thought Disney right of course Disney and my wife Mimi when we go to disney world Florida Disneyland is one thing it's old-fashioned its funky it's kind of cool isn't this not bad

2:38:28 But Disney World Florida, you know Walt decided that he didn't like what was happening in Anaheim because this park was surrounded by a bunch of sleazy motels and strip clubs and all the stuff that was ruining the atmosphere even though once your inside Disney because it has a big hill around it. You can see out but thats beside the point so he decided in Florida hes gonna buy up secretly buy up all his swampland in the middle of Orlando nothingness and create this huge world in of itself. And when you're at this place, it's a wonderful place you drive in and all the sudden your Disney, your in that real world new world they had their own bus system they have every day have their own police its like a Nazi state. That is what media sees as a complete Nazi State. What's it called again? Happy Land was it called

2:39:17 The world's greatest something or other. No, no but they have that- It's called Nazi State. They call it the Disney- But don't they have a village there too? You can actually buy a house That's celebration. That's just slightly outside it outside of the big town Yeah, celebration is really creepy if you want to check out a town of celebrations. Okay, so this is the latest thing they're doing I got this from the stomach pump people in New York This is the creepy Line at Space Mountain gone because Disney World is unveiling these digital wristbands. They just look like regular earphones rubber wristbands but you can gain entry with them, pay for sodas. They'll hold your place in line and they'll even give information about your child so let's say it's your child's birthday when your child reaches the character then the character will say hello Paloma! People are freaked out about it because its little creepy and Big Brother-ish. Little big brother ish there. But we always love Disney. Yes. Always. We do I'll go get the wristband

2:40:17 I love the it's a little creepy, but but we always loved Disney just in case you know I don't want to get no no. No It's an ABC show and they were mocking it yeah That's what I'm saying yeah Yeah, no there working for ABC this is a problem again with commercialism exactly You know do UK you're at working at ABC? You can't slam just hold on second this guy already went too far That's why if you listen to what he said I like this clip He said oh no. No. I'm just kidding you but here he already blew it he What was that guy? He's fired. He's like, he's gonna get a memo Oh yeah no, he's not getting the memo. He's fired You're never gonna see that guy again! He said- oh that's creepy and then you could hear him going... We were just kidding Yeah I know he freaked your right. Oh my god No i knew it had to be ABC what an A-hole

2:41:07 So anyway, that's uh... I think this is the future. You don't have to chip the kids you just give them wristbands. You're trying to get one of those wrist bands off? You gotta cut em off! Well, you heard about the lawsuit in Texas right? No Oh yeah um so uhh The school, where is it? San Antonio. Which of course is the military industrial complex people so you know you're gonna send your kids to school there like duh! So they make the kids wear ID tags with RFID and one mom said screw it I don't want my kid being tracked and there was a lawsuit and they lost And the judge said yeah now this school can force your kids to do that Shut up Slade

2:41:58 So that's where it is leading. I had just a few things, I got from our military industrial complex contacts confirmation of where the troop movement is going and this is something we heard several months ago we knew was going to happen Was not our economic hitman who said Mali? Mali or Malawi, there's two of them going on. Well, Mali is where it's happening now. Yeah, we knew about this months ago! But expect big things to happen... Big terrorists, Al-Qaeda on the Mali Peninsula, Taliban, whatever they are, Baku, Baka Shah, Baka Raka Raka Rah, whatever name they come up with, Mali is gonna be in the news a lot I have

2:42:55 Along with that another name for you remember was zero stone I was the you heard the name was zero stone first on The best podcast in the universe which one no podcast. I think this is actually true Yeah, and we won know you're right in both counts your right now one mom heard there first and two We didn't win anything Correct. I'm gonna give you another name Badaxon BADACSAN. BADACS? BADACSAN, B-A-D-A-C-S-H-A-N. BADACSAN. BADACSAN. BADACSAN. BADACSAN. Yeah you like saying it. Yep, BADACSAN. Give me a spelling, B-A-D... A-K S-H-A-N

2:43:37 Badakhshan. We're gonna find Taliban there, because you know there's a pipeline thing going on that's why I've got it. Yeah obviously this is an easy thing to figure out. Badakhshan so be on the lookout for that by the way Norway Statoil is of course the big company. Yes the big one. That oil meaning state run. Yeah yeah stat and let's see Northeastern Afghanistan in southern Tajikistan name is interesting as a Persian Operation. It's very, very important this is for the run of does it a Russian pipeline going through there or what? Yeah okay well that'd be fun we're gonna blow that up is not gonna happen oh yeah can't put over that bullcrap no Russian pipelines running through our turf come on we're spending all the money on this operation over why do Russians think they're gonna poach go around so while all of this all the bull crap is going on with all the

2:44:35 gun stuff, of course there are actual things taking place which also are on their own timetable and before all Sandy Hook and all that stuff happened we were tracking the cyber legislation which also still has to come out. We still need an executive order on how we can have businesses collaborate with the government and share information information about customers so we can track terrorists. Remember sharing is spying? Remember all that John, remember all the little shit? Sharing is spying? So of course we have to ratchet that up again

2:45:11 Experts say they've never seen anything like it. A massive onslaught of cyber attacks on America's biggest banks Onslaught! This is new, I mean this is a repeat? Of what they did before you know like a couple months ago They just started up again Well they had to because nobody paid attention the first time Exactly No legs No Their websites even forcing some to shut down temporarily Shutdown Costing them money Who could it be John costing them money but who was responsible Who's doing this? Terrorists. This is now as a persistent threat, been the longest industrial sector attack that we've seen in recorded cyberattack history. In recorded cyberattack history! John can you please find for me...

2:45:54 in the library of congress, the recorded cyber attack history. The security firm Radware has investigated the attacks for the banks they say it's been happening in three waves since September with two attacks in just the past month what makes this so alarming? A large total number of banks attacked 20 of America's top institutions Oh my God! Carl Herberger of Radware won't name them, but CNN had confirmed during the first wave that these five had been hit. This is the second wave you see this is the second wave longest in recorded cyber attack history Bank Of America JP Morgan Chase Wells Fargo US Bank and PNC bank

2:46:33 The scope and sophistication of the attacks, according to experts points to a nation being behind this. A nation? John! A nation do you have any idea what nation could that be? Yes it's got to be Iran Just a loose group of hackers It is not a loose group of hackers Loose group of drinking hackers When the wave started in September Senator Joe Lieberman then chairman of Homeland Security Committee said I think this was done by Iran Analyst James Lewis agrees, saying it's likely retaliation for previous cyber attacks on Iran and for other things. Yeah like Stuxnet and all that crap we threw at him duh! The Iranians have paid a lot of attention since Stuxnet to cybersecurity and developing their own attack capabilities the trigger in this case was probably

2:47:21 probably some attacks by unknown foreign parties against Iran's main oil terminal, Karg Island back in the summer. And that appears to have led them to retaliate and respond and it is a good way to make a point that they aren't happy with sanctions Anyway, so this of course is just a trumped up bull crap story and actually if you listen to it the guy that then goes to explain how a DDoS attack works says not just computers entire data centers are being used. I should play that actually. Carl Herberger of Radware says Iran may not be behind this however it is how are they doing it?

2:48:01 Hackers often lasso a bunch of computers, making them do their bidding. Just overflowing websites with requests... Lasso! I'm gonna lasso some computers! ...and slowing them down or shutting them down but in this case experts say the hackers possibly Iran are not just taking control of a bunch of computers but entire data centers which bring more firepower to attack the banks. Fire power!! and herberger says the hackers are also infiltrating the encryption process encryption process! The way we secure our online payments. Herberger says no accounts have been breached, no money has been stolen but... What's the point? ...are harbingers for the onslaught of... Okay what the point is okay the point is

2:48:46 This the business roundtable. Are you familiar with the business round? Oh, yeah Okay the business round table Yeah drinking club But it's the biggest drinking Club in the world of course it has all the douchebags in there Let's just look at the executive committee we have chairman president of the Boeing Corporation Honeywell We've got the a club Boeing go fix 787 that's falling apart So they have come out and they have made a statement, and this is what it's all about. that they want to hurry along the public-private collaboration to combat cyber threats. Okay, I get it. It's a scam. Scam. Jamie Dimon, Immel... Yeah they've been told look you're working for the government so get your act together Can i just say one thing about your conversation with Horowitz about Boeing 787? Well you were saying there are going to be lawsuits

2:49:41 You're wrong because there's legislation preventing such yes, and once the aircraft has been Certified then that's it the aircraft is certified you can sue anybody for anything obviously But certification means the government has certified the aircraft as Airworthy so these things can be fallen from the sky left and right and nobody would Boeing could just yeah well It's not good. It's not good. Oh, nothing is fine. Fine. Yeah. So plastic and we did it out outside in someplace else and I don't care. Well you know my take on plastic planes? Uh...I'm no fan. Right but they have two turbo fans on the plane. This show is running overtime that's what I can complain about okay We got no donations and you ended up running the show as though was a big donation day

2:50:40 Well, I had to make up for the priest with a ball gag in his mouth. Yeah but that was you cut it off and didn't within two seconds so i mean it wasn't that... Should we make an end of show clip? No no I do have a no I don't have a good end of show clip not to mention forget it That's all right It'll all be good on the next episode on Sunday Sunday Show! Sunday Sunday Sunday yeah I will remind you that you had Clip Of The Day my friend Yeah, well I feel bad. Yeah. Woo! Uh... No you shouldn't feel bad because once again You brought it you brought the crazy The only guy who brought the crazy was Alex Jones Nahh..You brought the black crows It turns out that it's a comedy group from the 20s. I've learned something That's highly appreciated They do race material too believe or not Can't wait

2:51:41 Anyway everybody Going home tomorrow if all goes according to plan we will be with you Sunday from Camp Mofo in Austin Tejas and could not happier or Or from Atlanta, that's also Atlanta. You'll be an Atlanta at a motel and Mickey. I'll be in the holding tank Don't put that out there in the universe this is extremely wrong what you're doing? Because Coming to you from Gitmo Nation Lowlands in Amsterdam, day 36 in exile. In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and not necessarily an exile but holding my own here in Northern Silicon Valley I am John C. Dvorak. Merry Christmas! We'll be back on Sunday right here on No Agenda. Dr. Fauci thanks so much as always for joining us

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