Topic: Duane Melancon

The hosts acknowledge high-value donations, including a $1,000 contribution from Benjamin Howard for a Damehood for his wife, Karen. Grand Duke Duane Melancon submitted new show jingles produced via Fiverr, and Oliver Cole in Berlin donated to celebrate his girlfriend's birthday and avoid a "douchebag callout."

Sir Duane Melançon and Sir Matt Greenschmidt are credited as executive producers for their financial support. Greenschmidt provides a breakdown of how politicians use the term "middle class" as a marketing trick to make 90% of the population feel included in policy benefits. The segment concludes with a discussion on the proper British origins of the name Millicent.