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00:00 We rock! Prepping for extreme event attribution here at Camp MoFo in the capital of the drone star state Austin Tejas. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry and plain and simple from northern Silicon Valley i am John C Devorah It's Crackpot & Buzzkill! With a stinger it's the stinger all right just for everyone who's been complaining We need to do more in the mornings

00:40 I forgot, didn't notice that we'd stopped doing it. Well... You used it as the punchline, as the approved, it was used as the oh thats funny I approved that joke Yes a very good joke Exactly We've actually gravitated toward when something like that happens to this Yeah, which is much more friendly actually. Well in the morning it's still cute and it annoys a number of people and we overdo it so that's a good thing yeah but when we under do it seems to annoy people as well yes you can't win I'm a little...I don't know..I'm tired why? I don't know just tired well I was up late I was up until like 130 145 you get up at 7 on show days

01:27 Which of course is nothing. I get up at 7 every day. Yeah, I get up at... You used to get up before 5 you used to say? Well yeah when i was in California so this would be the equivalent of me getting up at five when I was on the west coast So now I get up at 7, but then I stay up. Oh that's right because you're not doing this show at the same time. You're doing it at 9 a.m pacific time or what is it there noon? It's about time for drinks! It's happy hour here. It's always happy hour in Austin. No but there was like... There was a lot of C-SPAN this week that I felt quite obliged to watch mainly

02:10 the healthcare debate or question and answer session that was going on. And yeah, it's a... I like the way C-SPAN does that where they have its almost like a multiple person Skype call when someone is talking their picture comes up to the front you know with the other person's picture comes up to the front It's very entertaining Yeah well as it gets Yeah six hours of it mmm yummy yummy yummy In the morning to you, my friend. In the morning to you Adam Curry and in the morning to all ships at sea and boots on the ground and feets in the air and feets washing ashore Yes, in far rockaway Queens The latest feats washin' up on the shore And in the morning too all of the human resources charged up ready-to-go in our chatroom Love to see you guys here as always Every Thursday and Sunday mornings I will remind you that you are indeed living in a distortion field reality

03:06 of media propaganda and manipulation of your mind, and the only time you can surely escape it is these two-and-a-half hours when you are with us as we hold your hand. And then you feel like you understand that all when you have clarity which would be weird since we don't really get in here I well just talking to you makes me feel much more clear like yeah yeah that work so part of the reality distortion which has just been quite amazing to me. And by the way, I looked at the numbers for CNN Man these numbers are down 40% year over year and on average there's a hundred and fifty thousand people watching CNN

03:52 It's pretty low. It's very low, that's like nobody you know Fox doesn't have much more really except about 450 even with the primetime hours they do better obviously yeah and but you know even Anderson Cooper Aaron Burnett pulls in like a quarter million I mean it's really nothing but what what it does give us is it gives us all the talking points of the matrix that is being broadcast into the universe. Because otherwise you got to sit through a whole bunch of annoying things on NBC, ABC, CBS... It's all the same stuff though. It's all coming off the same memo and now he's more concentrated on these stations but it also repeats itself a lot so you don't really have to listen 24-7 to get the meme exactly exactly So this Trayvon Martin thing

04:44 It's being pushed so hard and Bill Maher was on, I'm not quite sure how this works. Bill Maher was on the Dr Drew show on HLN which has even less viewers than the regular CNN It's the headline news, which unfortunately a lot of young people watch because they figure hey 20 minutes I'll know everything that is going on. Yeah but they don't even do that anymore it used to be if you used to watch that thing 10 or 15 years ago it would be Did you that be that one brunette staring at the camera? Yeah, and then they'd run the same day running news hour And then they start another news hour the same one and over and over in a dub date during it And it was if you could actually get days where the news in an hour, and he can turn it off well Whatever. You consider news

05:35 Well, I mean their news. Yeah, pop news! Pop news that's what it is. So Bill Maher is on and of course Bill Maher is completely compromised we know the Yahoo paid him a million dollars to launch their comedy channel and that was that big fake check he had on stage giving it to Obama super PAC which is a great deal for Maher because you get to write off no skin off his nose looks like a hero Because let's be honest it was really his million dollars. I'd be doing on my own show I wouldn't be doing it on stage at the Yahoo opening of their comedy channel how about you? I agree yeah, so we know that's a scam So he's in the pocket and he has to weigh-in and well Let's just listen to this And then I want to interrupt that with something very interesting that happened on CNN this of course is about two things He's propagating the meme like a good little slave lit

06:27 racism and gun laws. So this I find very interesting because, this is the meme that's being propagated. If it was the other way around... First of all, this was not a white guy! This was an Hispanic guy So it's not exactly the same thing and I think there are lots of black on Hispanic, Hispanic on Black violence and crime that we don't hear about. But this is the thing that is now being propagated and we had a major script mess up on CNN. I don't know if you saw this John, someone tweeted me... Of course its nowhere to be found in the archives luckily

07:22 several of our human resources pointed me to a YouTube video of someone who taped this off their television so the audio is a little low but I've done some filtering, cranked it up a little bit where... Who's the dits on CNN? It doesn't matter. That's kind of an open question. Yeah she's on middays before Don comes in anyway So she's talking to Congresswoman Corrine Brown of Florida And Corrine Brown is a very interesting character to look at. She has, well forget about appearances she's very interesting to look at African-American congresswoman from Florida and Brooke is her name. Brooke goes off script because she hears the representative say something along the lines of hey you know

08:15 You know, just like oh if this is the other way around it would be very different. So she says hey wait a minute so would it really be that way? Would it be the other way around and Corrine Brown slips up big time one of the funniest moments in television. Is concerned about this case if Trayvon wasn't black Oh, let me tell you something. We had an incident in my area where a young white female was murdered and I was just as concerned absolutely! I care about all of the children You know... Come to the room what's her name? So here is where it went wrong so she says hey we had a white female here who was killed in my district she's from Florida

08:58 And, uh... you know I was all over that. Of course we didn't hear that, we didn't hear about any of it and then Brooke slips! And she said oh what was her name? She's like trying to be a journalist all of the sudden It's like no-no you gotta stick to the script What was her name?! I wanna Google that see if i can find it The answer The young lady that got killed. Yes, ma'am in Orange County What was her name? Yeah, yeah the young lady they got killed no no but the point of the man is I Don't remember her name, but I'm all over it You gotta see her face. She's off looking to her aides like you know like But I'm all over it if was the other way around, I'd be all over it It's bullcrap this thing is reality distortion. It is intended for one purpose only and that is for Politicizing the event and I'm missing a couple things well, you know

09:59 This is obviously to draw attention to the race issue so we can vote for Obama. Now, the one thing I was watching one of the shows, uh...one of the news shows and they decided to talk about race and they brought out the entire staff it looked like the entire staff at The Network that who were black only there was nobody else And they went and each one of them, they were all professionals and slick. They knew how to talk on television and they came out one after another talking about how deplorable this is. The whole messaging here is to get people's

10:36 you know, say well we have a black president and I wonder if that... am i going to vote for the Republican because maybe I harbor some hidden deep racism? I have to rethink this. Maybe I should reconsider voting for Obama again. I think this is strictly all orchestrated by the White House. If I was not saying what let them do it just add to my point I had you know I have the Bobby Rush clip Yeah, I have it too. But uh...I'll play yours because you want to set it up. This was quite amazing. Bobby Rush is in front of Congress and he starts to yak about this thing and the poor guy! I don't know how he gets re-elected? He can barely speak And I looked him up. Has he ever had a stroke?

11:21 I have no idea. I think he's just old, he just seems really old. He's 65 for God sake! You're kidding me? Really?! He was born in 1946 Oh my goodness well yeah he acts like he is almost 80 Or 90 Let's not be ageist though, John. Let's let's be careful what we're saying. We're not being agiest, well in this case were just being agiest but whatever the case is he's a mush mouth that can barely speak and he comes out there and then he's yacking away so right in the middle of his speech he pulls up a hoodie... Actually he takes off his jacket

12:00 and he's got his hoodie underneath. When he uses the word clothing, you can imagine him taking off a jacket by the time it gets to the word hoodie in this little speech He's got the hood over his head and then the chairman or the guy running that house starts pounding him down Hey! You can't do that Can't wear a hat in Congress And then they finally still wouldn't stop yakking, he started reading from the Bible which is nuts And then so the guy finally says that the speakers, the representatives no longer recognize him. When they say that they killed his mic. Let's play this and I also want you to know when he puts the hood up did you also notice he changed to dark glasses? Yeah! He went for his dark glasses just like the uniform. It is indeed an American tragedy too often this violent act

12:52 that resulted in the murder of Trayvon Martin is repeated in the streets of our nation. I applaud the young people all across the land who are making a statement about hoodies, about the real hoodlums in this nation particularly those who tread on our laws wearing official or quasi-official clothes. Racial profiling has to stop, Mr Speaker just because someone wears a hoodie does not make them a hoodlum. The Bible teaches us Mr Speaker in the book of Micah 6,6a these words

13:56 Shut up, slave! These words. He has shown you old man what is good and what doesn't more require of you but to do justly and to love mercy as your walk humbly with your God And in the New Testament, Luke 4.418-20 teaches us these words. The Spirit of the Lord is upon me because he has anointed me to proclaim the good news to the poor. He has sent me to proclaim freedom for the prisoners and recovery sighting for the blind

14:34 said, they'll press free. Shut off his mic! I urge all who hear these words to heed these lessons may God bless Jelan Martin so his family and his people can live in peace. The member is no longer recognized. I don't recognize you The chair will ask the sergeant at arms to enforce the prohibition on decor the car yeah, and then it's like under Long shot again and rush was gone. They hauled him out of there so it looks like he did have a He had brain surgery for a tumor in 2008 that would explain the speech pattern But you said something interesting this before we went into the clip I

15:17 He looked like the Unabomber. I mean, indeed! Yeah. So why don't we just... He looked like the drawing that went around of the Unabomber. Wasn't there something with hoodies when the Unabomber was around? Yeah, the hoodie thing was considered, you know... Unabomber. You were a terrorist. We have a National Football League coach who wears hoodies and we have... I mean, a hoodie is a hoodie but In certain stores, I don't know why they're...I'm telling you they're probably selling a lot of hoodies. And of course immediately Obama releases a hoodie even though Ron Paul's been selling a hoodie for... He's been selling hoodies now! I know, I know. So legit, it's like great for the business of hoodie makers Here is the thing though that um You what i am really missing? Because I scan all the channels I'm missing Trayvon's classmates Where are those interviews His teachers I'm not seeing any of that

16:10 Did I miss it? Was there a funeral, did we have a huge vigil at the funeral that I'm just missing? Trayvon's out of picture. We don't care about him! Okay but i think is actually something much worse going on and this plays into the Supreme Court in their six-hour hearing on the constitutionality of forcing these slaves of America to buy insurance Health insurance and else right now if you immediately on the first day the very first day of

16:51 the lawyer speaking. Here's the kind of news that was all over the place. This was a train wreck for the Obama administration. This law looks like it's gonna be struck down It's dead, it's horrible! It's not gonna work everyone is like oh we can't believe the Verrilli who was you know speaking on behalf of the government you know the attorney solicitor general he's horrible he was stuttering he was no good he would go nowhere I think, John that at this point the re-election campaign, scam pain of President Obama is more important to him than anything. I believe they actually want the Supreme Court to throw this out and say it's unconstitutional so we can have a war on health care this summer

17:44 will mess it all up, people won't be getting help in emergency rooms. Oh yeah and Obama can throw it into the Republicans face Yeah and they'll say see this is what exactly see this is what you wanted This is what you wanted Meanwhile Romney's between a rock and hard place because he's the one who was that who did Romney care which is very similar type of although I was more socialized medicine or more In fact the spokeshole It wasn't Carney, it was his deputy spokeshold His spokeshole light He kicked off the whole press conference said the other day with oh just so you know this whole thing was all invented by the Republicans, so I Really? I think that this summer we're going into racial warfare Healthcare warfare So it's just so people are just you know They're gonna be bopping each other over the heads in the streets and you can't get your head sewn up. I mean It's just gonna be nuts

18:40 Yeah, it's gonna be nuts. So just briefly on this because I got one clip from these six hours that i thought was interesting This is Varely You found some? Because I've been listening to that thing and its like...I mean I liked Scalia when he said the one thing I like was I'm not going to read this 2700 page document! I haven't got time for this bull crap Leave that to Curry and Dvorak they like that stuff let them read it which we did And we found a lot of stuff in there if you recall Including none of it good by the way remember the 1099 provision Remember that well, there's all this still that pull it like they would do everything that was discovered like that was pulled out on the 1099 thing Was ridiculous yeah? Which what you're doing in there. Well. There's other things. There's the embeddable RFID chips

19:29 A lot of good stuff in it the mark of the beast is coming, the prophecy we're living it. But here's Verilli and he screws up so badly I mean...I'm not a lawyer! Uh..I love reading legislation legal documents and like I think I could do better in front of the Supreme Court First of all be like hey Ruth you hot, you milky? And then have her on my hand right there Yeah So that would work Here's Verilli And actually it's, Kagan starts off with an interesting question. The nature of the representation you made that the only consequence is the penalty suppose a person does not purchase insurance, a person who was obligated to do so under the statute doesn't do it pays the penalty instead and that person finds herself in a position where she has asked the question have you ever violated any federal law?

20:22 Would that person have violated a federal law? No. Our position is that the answer, that person should give the answer no and that's because if they don't pay the tax they've violated a federal law but as long as they paid the penalty If they paid the tax then their compliance with the law Why do you keep saying tax? That was Scalia Thought it was oh no is the other guy the bald guy yeah, yeah So so here's what a couple things come out of this one Verily keeps calling in attacks. Which is exactly what these trying to prove? It's not

21:02 He's right, I mean this is ludicrous. How bad can you get? And then they go on for hours about it. For the purposes of her question which was very interesting... Very good question because he has to make it a tax otherwise what she says is valid you're violating federal law It's a felony in fact Yes, so it would be a felony but if you pay and it wouldn't be a fine because the fine would be part of the violation process as opposed to attacks which is just part of doing business in the country. But he played his hand by calling it a tax consistently three times after that call if you don't pay the tax Because no he made up its strong point of it, but yeah was a Brennan Brenner Brennan

21:45 I don't know. I'll get his name, hang on... Oh the other dude? Yeah the football guy. He always talks very... he's he..I was listening to him and he is like a very uh you know very slow speaking erudite and when he's...the guy is very full of himself. I've seen him in number of uh... Well if you got to wear that dress you might be full yourself too. Well yeah probably would be! I'm full myself now! But but the point is if you refuse That's a felony. And, a felony is punishable by $250,000 in fines and 10 years in jail. Stephen Breyer. Breyer right that's why I said Breyer. So yeah it was like the guy was brought into throw the fight he was so bad! Well you have to wonder what their actual basis for argument is? I couldn't figure out I gave up

22:44 That is a good clip though by the way. And I was just discussing with Miss Mickey last night, you know if this thing were to happen 8% of your income goes to insurance companies. 8%. Sounds about right Wow! I said, I'm gonna throw you around break some bones get my money's worth. This is no good Well that is one of the problems when they've created a system that is now overpriced and a ripoff, a scam people now would overburden the system they want to get their money this is a fact fact I mean fact

23:24 They go to the doctor when they don't need to, they feel obliged to use you know just spend some of this money that they get from insurance companies in a drop of a hat. And so they overload the system it's terrible! It's a bad thing all around I dunno... People always point to Europe and say oh look at how it is going there. You know Mickey's friends were over here two weeks ago and one guy he's a not a gynecologist what's the skin doctor dermatology dermatologists everything to you gynecologist doesn't make any difference

24:06 And so here's how it works, because they basically have the system that is trying to be implemented here. That changed I think three or four years ago in Gitmo nation lowlands better known as the Netherlands and everyone had to get their own insurance company and of course premiums went up we've already seen that happen And what it is, is the insurance companies no longer... It just became so complicated they didn't want to pay per patient. So what they say is hospital, hospital here's your annual budget So I'm just going to make up a number. Here's $10 million for you, hospital and you can spend that however you want so internally immediately there is all kinds of fighting going on between surgeons and the dermatologists and the gynecologists who is worth more etc., etc...

24:55 At the end of the day, he winds up being able to work only three days a week because then he's basically spent his budget on what he can make as determined by the hospital who are paid by the insurance companies. Which means they have to go and hire a whole second guy and sometimes a third who also are basically working part-time And so everybody moans and groans about, you know the Republicans are taking this wrong. They've moaned and groan about the government getting involved in the medical system. The government's not involved! They gave it over to insurance companies there and they're a huge labyrinth of middlemen

25:31 So all the prices have gone up because insurance companies are taking profits, they're public companies. They have to make profit so they gouge everyone they can. They have a huge bureaucracy within their own organization It's a complete disaster We never had this problem 30 years ago when before the insurance company took over the business No And of course the drug company see this is a bonanza because they can charge whatever they want Yep Because they know it's gonna get paid Oh boy, if only we could get Ron Paul in. Well you know he's a gynecologist He is! That's why I like him so much You know we want our presidents to have seen all that poontang before they get into office Yeah, more than his share Not have to be worrying about it while they're there It was like oh now i'm powerful now I need to see it and Ron Paul's like yeah been there done that got the T-shirt the DVD and you know what it ain't all that it's complicated looking down there

26:33 That's Ron Paul. He was on Pierce Moron, did you see him on Pierce? No I missed that! Oh he's...I love it when he...because he knows Pierce is British of course And I love it when he slams the Brit. So Pierce comes out with like a total A-hole and then Ron Paul just like slaps it back in his face, really good. Talking of competition let me put my own doctor hat on if I was prescribing some medicine for you right now congressman I think I would say the situation is looking pretty terminal for your race to be the GOP nominee why don't you just do the decent thing and pull out? Why are you staying in the race

27:11 Why don't you do the decent thing and not pester me with silly questions like that? Why, because... I mean that would be decent of you. Hang on! The latest Gallup poll has you at 9%. Mitt Romney's at 39% Wait wait wait now why don't you... What you're looking for are delegates. And we're doing quite well. Do they have any Harley-Davidson? Well, let's see how well you're doing. Mitt Romney 568 delegates Ron Paul 71 Yeah okay what about the states where they're still working through the process which is most of them? You know whether it's up in Maine or right now we are doing very well in the state of Washington and North Dakota an excellent and now in Nevada

28:00 Even Missouri the other day, some really good news came out there for us. Through the process our people are in the right places and they're doing things to become a delegate so it's way too soon for you write anybody off besides I mean just because somebody is in second or third place and but there's a race going on what what if uh... mit romney isn't the best person why should we just throw in the towel because people like you say hey throwing the towel people don't want you out their wanted debate war one hundred eight uh... the federal reserve and one debate this civil liberties you know assassination assassination of american citizens military arresting america you know we fought two british because the british came over here arrested our american citizens were still alive

28:46 So now we are going back to that. You'll be fighting the British tonight, Congressman and very effective isn't it? I don't want you to throw in the towel! Shut up idiot. I would have said why don't you throw in the towel on this crummy show your running. The thing is and I know Doug Weed listens to the show there's lots of people in the Ron Paul campaign who listen to the show. The candidate The good doctor he is so kind and he and he smiles, and he laughs but sometimes you gotta be I agree John You got to pull out the sword and stick it in like yeah. Yeah, you know what? I don't even know why I'm on this crummy piece of crap show Just look at your ratings they're down 40% year-over-year pores Pierce no one's want Porsche your new name is porous by the way course the Porsche

29:38 And it's horrible. I'm not even coming on here and no one cares what you have to say! And by the way, You're a crook! Your E's dropped on people's phones and you ran an illegal organization under Murdoch The biggest crook of them all What do you say that? Yeah, you should be running for something. You know... What else is left? What else is left for me but to run for something then? Then you're gonna run the campaign. Oh, by the way John The Hyundai auditions we did Yeah. Remember? On the last show... And...? Well.... You got a callback?! No, crickets! Nothing. Oh you didn't even get a call back!? No nothing! Not a single thing! Not even thanks for your tape

30:25 Well, you know I wanted to mention this because before we go to our little break for it to thank our producers. I did find a commercial from Toyota maybe there's the reason that he didn't like your surfer voice where they do the whole commercial and then they cut to that voice Oh no! The voice of what YOU to do...the money voice They ripped me off? In the olden days it used to be a big deep voice used to be the money voice but this voice is the money voice It's getting crowded at Toyota's number one for everyone sales event. Why? People know Toyota is the best! 2012 Toyota models have the best resale value of any brand Get ready for it! Plus every new Toyota comes with Toyotacare, complimentary maintenance plan with roadside assistance With amazing deals

31:07 You're gonna want to hurry in for this one. Get big down payment matching deals on Highlander and RAV4 plus make no payments for 90 days or save with 0% APR financing your chance to save big is now, hurry in today! Yeah... Now mine was definitely better than that guy at the end yeah well the guy at the beginning was a very just a mod, nothing voice but the guy at the end was the surfer voice although I think you could have taken it up a notch Well, whatever we did. We didn't it got zero results Okay I think that's the voice to go with though because that voices is I've heard that voice and a couple years ago on this show I brought out one of that's when I discovered you could do that voice Let's listen one more time. Let's let him curry Vox Let's just make sure we know is good for Hyundai South Central made June in fact I even put even though It was the second script I put the surfer dude first on the audition tape just to make sure they heard event oh

32:01 Kick savings into overdrive at your Hyundai dealer and get a 2012 Santa Fe for 0.- I played that for Mickey in bed, and she wet the bed She's like, HAHA! She was like, That is so awesome! You nailed it! You nailed it! Crickets Let's just face it, man. Let's face it to maybe the cycle time you know these are big companies cycles are really long. Yeah sure. Maybe a month before your back sure no no and what's going to happen this is the worst thing about doing these auditions is then you see the commercial because they're all national spots yeah I see the sprint commercial I see that the old Navy commercial and then every year you turn on the television in your face loser You didn't get this loser and here there's guy with his a

33:03 We have a couple of executive producers and a slew of associates. Nice! So let's start by thanking Patrick Bennett, or Barnett I'm sorry Patrick, Patrick Burnette in Incline Village, a tax haven. Oh yeah it is! That's where you go if you don't want to pay taxes to California You know who lived there? David Coverdale and Tawny Cotay and I visited them once in Incline Village Yeah it was beautiful there Well, actually as far as I know Bill Losey very famous Silicon Valley personality lived there. Yeah He says uh... I call him a ring hoarder because he's just send me a ring cuz oh that's right cuz we're ending him at the end of this year yes The way PayPal messes up so much it wasn't even sure you'd see whatever I put in the box by the way have A real message i'm a huge fan of the show hope you two can keep it going for a long while yet don't be afraid to do up the crack pottery harder

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34:47 What does that mean? He sent a long note in, I'm gonna read it. And I'm only going to read parts of it. He sent us actually a couple five dollar bills one from New Zealand and one from Australia which are very interesting bills because they have holes Punched in them with cellophane and something printed on the cellophane over the hole so you can see through these bills I've never seen these bills before hmm very interesting guy counterfeit protection device, I guess anyway So he sent it. He also sent us to Point two three ounce sovereigns Wow Which are worth about? calculate hundred bucks

35:27 Total of 783 the way he does it. Yeah, almost a half an ounce yeah Wow and so he adds it up He says I'm sending this because if you bought two bills If you go to Australia really really need to go to New Zealand I got to see both last year and both are fantastic So he came up with a donation of $826.15 with all these things, including the need for a podcast license. Didn't he also say that when gold hits two thousand, he'll be a knight? Yeah I'm getting to that The way I see it, by the way if it goes down then he's gonna... If I was him I'd just close the deal. Yeah because you don't want us to strip you of your producership now do ya? The way I see it, I'm 173 short of a knighthood so when goal hits 2034 you can become a... He says this is complicated should try figuring out why you're drunk now the real gist of the letter

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38:14 Adios mofo, that's one hot milk baby. You've got karma nailed it Nailed it outstanding That's what I do. That's entertainment right there not for everyone by the way according to my inbox So yeah, I'm never gonna listen to this show again man you play that milf stuff My son walked in heard no requesting it. We're not playing it on our own we do we work for the for our producers They tell us to do what and we do it there you go that's that's the correct answer

38:51 That's the right way to work. You work for the public, you don't work for some suit that works at an executive office of NBC. Jason Dozier, which is probably what it is in Kansas. 27976 is a donation which completes his knighthood thanks for keeping me paranoid and fatalistic! We're all screwed but at least I'll see it coming! I like that, that's good attitude. Yeah, great attitude. Adrian... Verneuil. Oh, very good! Verneuil. Very good and where's he from? Mepple. Mepple is very near the... what they call it the Schwarze Kauser The Black Sox like the crazy religious people oh cool yeah 269 69 bringing back our meme in the morning John and Adam here's 269 69 for the cause if still available I'd like to hear the brilliant stinger from On The Case with Paula Zahn again i don't know if we can get that one What was that

39:48 Was something that I? Dug up for some reason and it was a long time. Oh, I still can't seem to get it out of my mind You don't want to hear it again then if you could follow it up with a shot at karma for me and my sweet girlfriend I'd really appreciate Adrian in the Mepple Netherlands now I'll go dig that up her future show III think I can find it but whatever the case is just give him a shock shut the Karma You've got karma. Wow, I'm looking at in the system here it must be very very old It's probably was titled something stupid Yeah, I'm always making editorial comments in the names of the files and its just like a really bad habit I should stop doing. Not helpful yeah you're right not helpful

40:33 No, not at all. It's like people it is another thing I'm gonna do a probably do a column shortly on email etiquette you I've always People put the stupidest you can never look up their email by the subject because there's always hey read this You know something like that or so it's useless you kids get more like you you have been known to send emails To me without a subject but that's always a blunder That is a I mean in fact Subject is the way you're gonna get my attention Yeah well the way Sir, Dean Bertram meanwhile has gotten our attention. He's from Accra in Ghana 23456 good day John and Adam better late than never turn so here's my 419 or Ghana's SETI donation for the month which today works out to two three four five two three four five six honestly I don't didn't tweak that result keep up with the good work keep me informed and laughing

41:24 Cuz fuck all else does What who cares? I love thank you best from the thank you sir Sir John Smith from st. Petersburg for a nice town $200 sorry for the drop drought yet another argument with the IRS and a home improvement project that ran amok thrust me into the depths of douche-dom. I should never, I should deliver a third night or abstain in second knighthood in the next few months need some de-douching karma after licking my IRS slave wounds. You've been de-douched, Carmen.

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42:53 But forwarding to no agenda show dot com pipelines for prosperity dot com, which I think is a very good. That's something we might want to do something with. Yeah there's a bunch of them we need to do something with well how about this one the Associated Forces of Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak? The domain name is ass forces dot com. I like it just as a short URL. I mean just ask forces dot com Yeah, Art you're a sick puppy in Lancaster. I think we just say hey yeah this show you're doing this podcasting where can i oh just go to askforces.com

43:36 And we profusely thank our executive producers and associate executive producers for keeping us on the air today. This is very, very good I know you don't want me to be doing any more of these horrible surfer dude spots but we will resort to those types of measures if we absolutely must but for now We're feeling pretty good and that will be thanking more people later on in the program Of course these are real credits not like the phonies in Hollywood If you want us to vouch for all you have to do shoot us a note we'll be happy to talk to anybody who needs it And there's always our formula which you need to go out and propagate. Our formula is this, we go out... We hit people in the mouth. World Order! Shut up Steve! Oh Red Book! Red Book! Red Book! Red Book! Red Book! Yes?

44:37 I'm looking for the official documentation for the complaint filed at the European Union Starfleet Command, but the twin brother of Poland- The Polish president who died in the 2010 plane crash in Russia said on Wednesday this looks not like accident but like assassination! They have in fact now exhumed three of the 96 bodies. Apparently there were explosions onboard before the plane came down And this is of course the twin brother of the president Kaczynski. He's saying this was a total assassination, listen to this on The Autopsy Reports there are all kinds of mistakes one describes one body whose person should have had organs that had been removed they were not another one was a discrepancy of 20 centimeters in the height of this person on The Autopsy it's like who knows if they even buried the same bodies

45:37 So Poland is gonna start, this isn't going to get in disarray over all this. And I'm looking for the official documents if anybody can help me find them because I know he said this... In fact Here's his exact quote, a couple of quotes he has. If there were explosions on board this catastrophe looks increasingly like an assassination and this means there is a new quality to international politics He called on EU lawmakers and leaders to investigate the crash arguing that it's a matter of importance not only to Poland Yeah no kidding How did the foreign minister? He says No just a few minutes after 9am that everybody had died And a few minutes later he already knew was result of pilot error

46:23 He said this was a complete propaganda campaign which had been planned earlier. Yeah, well is the bandwidth so slow in Poland that it takes him that long to download our shows from 2010? We spotted that right off the day of! But now is like actual inquiry So if anyone can help me find... It's about time! If anyone could help me find the actual documents This is what we said from the second it happened Well not only that but I think we did have that one clip that disappeared. We still have the clip of course, but it disappeared from the... Oh with uh with the people getting shot? Yeah there were guys getting shot! Hey you survived a plane crash! Get killed in a crash and shoot him! Got him! Like a Monty Python bit

47:09 So while we stick with aviation for a second, and I don't know much about nothing. I do know little bit about the aviation world and of course the big distraction of the week that distracted from... This is great! Yeah so... Don't look over here! Nothing to see here! Look at that! What? It's getting funnier when they describe what was going on I mean, have you read the whole report where they were described what his actions were and what he starts saying? Oh yeah. Yeah so now they're blaming out...I gotta look down just throw this in so you can use it in because you tell us what your analysis is but that we have a local talk show guy unfortunately was in the car when I was listening to this whose brother works for JetBlue and he's also an aviation nut like you the talk show guy

48:00 And he says on the bulletin boards, it says the guy was selling some multi-level marketing juice. A lot of people are blaming the juice because apparently went onto it as his full time dietary. That's all he drank for breakfast lunch and dinner was this some sort of screwy drink. Oh that's a good one! and he wasn't getting enough nourishment, and eventually he started having hallucinations drinking this crap. And that's what the resultant... you know we're not hearing much about that. That's a very good one I didn't know about that and i will take that into Sincere consideration, I'll look into that. Look into this juice that he was selling So just to set the stage here you know it's been over 10 years since 9-11 and only now in we're now into year 11 do we have first? We had a flight attendant freak out yelling similar things and then now we have a captain freaking out

48:54 And lots of experience. This guy's not a slouch, no, no Johnny come lately No miss Mickey nailed it right off the bat this is one thing I know about the aviation crowd were smokers Well, I think there is a if you were to do a survey which that probably has never been done You would find that flight attendants and flight crews smoke and the reason for that is It's a boring life And you know what you wind up doing is hanging around airports a lot and you smoke. Of course, you can't smoke everywhere anymore. And Miss Mickey said shantyx. Yeah it could be yeah I like the Shantiks. And I'm like they've just upped their campaign. I'm seeing more of their commercials again. Remember Miss Mickey was on Shantics and she says people have killed their neighbors on Shantics

49:47 So we haven't talked about it for a while, but it's one of our basic themes of the show for new listeners is that shantyx is problematic big time. Yeah and and it's the kind of thing that I believe you see can't be on Prozac and you can't be on all these other psychotropic drugs without reporting it And so I'm sure some of them don't report it. You know, you don't have to have a medical every week So there's all kinds of ways around that so it could be a variation of that but the simplest, you know Occam's razor To me is there's a lot of smoking going on in aviation and That's why you're gonna get grouchy. You can't smoke you take your shantakes or you try it out and you freak out How many cases that we had if people killing their neighbors?

50:39 And or waking up, you know three days later naked in someone's backyard not knowing how they got there. This sounds pretty consistent with what happened and of course conveniently There's a backup pilot There's it's a plane full of cops and security guys on their way to our security conference Yeah that'll make it tough now well that kind of gave me the all aboard trains good planes bad Because of course you know if we just had drone planes then we wouldn't have this problem at all. I knew you're gonna bring that I should mention by the way the FAA did ban shantex for flight personnel under all circumstances Are you sure about that? Look another report it came 2008 is when they did the ban

51:25 And the FAA sent a letter to pilots and controllers advising them not to undertake their duties for at least 72 hours after taking shanties. So that's not the same as a ban? No, okay. All right that's not the same thing. By the way can I just say one thing would it please Stop sending me the stupid story about the taco drone. Okay? It is a dumb story, it is promotion for the taco joint and I mean this really irking me, gotta get off my chest The FAA will not have any civilian drone regulations in place until 2014, okay? So everything you're hearing is a lie bullcrap and hype except for the Curry-Dvorak Drone Corporation which of course is going to be licensed legal and fully compliant. And we will be available for birthdays bar mitzvah's and anything... Briss! Well talking about hypes using the media

52:28 to and nobody sent you anything complaining about this because it's so important but hiring our heroes is all over the news and I before we have a couple clips in which are ludicrous But, hiring our heroes if you look into it is a guy I believe his name's Ron Barr who did helmets to hard hats before this. This rings a bell this name Ron Barr Yeah well unfortunately there are a million people named Ron Barr including the famous congressman which i think what the problem is Anyway he...this an employment agency

53:06 Plain and simple, they charge more than Craigslist charges even though they make it sound as though nobody's paying anything because it's a big public service. And its publicity stunt that was just... It just blew me away how effective it was I mean this is beyond the taco thing. I mean he was on all the talk shows, he was on all of the news shows and I have two clips one from The Today Show or Good Morning America one of the two going on about it Play that also coming up this will be talking about our hiring our heroes initiative is across all the platforms of NBC News We were telling Americans to consider especially companies who consider hiring our veterans not just as an active charity but rather as

53:50 Opportunity because these guys are coming back with so many great skills these guys and gals coming back with great skills that can bring grit to our country's businesses anyway this is some of these veterans And while they were reading that copy they were showing yeah, I was showing the stupidest clips of some woman in the army carefully examining somebody's, the way they had their straps on and poking them and pulling them. And it was just like yeah this is really meaningful. And anyway so then you go to The Nightly News which has gotta be one of the top draws for total audience

54:33 you know, network news even though the demos are terrible. But it's beside the point. Hiring our heroes they brought Tom Brokaw back to talk about it! I'm Tom Brokaw and I think we should hire our heroes! And yet as I said tonight on Nightly News You and I have both been over there and we both know that if you take a Army Sergeant Major They can do just about anything in the world and they've been asked to over there. Why wouldn't you want them on your payroll? We would, and they are trained to be highly motivated to manage risk, to assess risk

55:12 to be mission-oriented, to work as a team. That doesn't automatically transfer into a lot of businesses in America One of the banks hired a hot major for example stuck him in a cubicle and after six months he said it's not working out they said well course not this is a guy who was used to leading teams with people through specific missions so there's adjustment on both sides that are required So is this the US Chamber of Commerce who is doing this? No, it is a single company. It is an employment agency that came up with this name and they had a good public relations operative push this stuff out there because its so patriotic There's nothing connected to anything else I mean there may be... What's the name of the company? Hiringourheroes.org I think it's .org but it is a employment agency

56:07 I just want to, okay hiring our heroes. Let's see who it is? I just want to see who is it board of directors let me just see who it is but are they a nonprofit well the US Chamber of Commerce had came up with the name but the hiring our heroes I mean this guy this website is the thing that's interesting because it's an employment agency that you know I haven't gotten a connection with the, they have the US Chamber of Commerce has a hiring heroes thing that's sponsored by Bank One and some other things. But it's the employment agency that is the interesting one because that is the one who comes up as the dot org And its just...and I believe they are behind the publicity because it too slick So I have their, there are 501C3 non-profit organization

57:01 and I'm looking at their form 990, well they only have this is the 2009 which is so they're behind that's very interesting let me just see. I just go down to the main donors real quick I know how to do this pretty good at it They get a lot of donations Okay with this one what I am looking actually is the hireahero.org Oh okay And thats also sponsored by UCLA Discover AXA insurance, Andrews which is some sort of a company I don't know let me see what they who they are no it doesn't say oh they're just Andrew's International they're actually looking for people

57:44 Most of the day have a good job actually the job listings in hire a hero or not Let me let me just say one thing off the bat I would hire any if I had a job to give out. I would definitely hire Exploitation here, it's total exploitation But but so but again are these non? So this higher a hero org are these is this also a nonprofit Well, it's a .org but that doesn't mean anything. No I'm just going to take a look here let me see so they don't have any information about themselves oh yeah it is a 501c3 corporation but I don't see any financials thats always very dodgy when they dont have that on their website

58:33 Well, I think...I don't know if i have a point to make. Go to Craigslist if you're looking for a job they don't charge as much that to get the job and there's no...there is not some underlying greasiness about the whole thing If you want to do something good we have this was something else it was on C-SPAM which I watched all of You know, why don't we get rid of the 60 thousand numbnuckles who work at the TSA? The Transportation Security Administration. A sixty thousand of which ten thousand are administrators so you got 10 thousand to manage the other 50 thousand and they're a bunch of bungling numbknuckle idiots I would much rather... And put them in their real uniform

59:31 I would much rather have military personnel who know how to do this and are consistent, and actually do know how to treat human beings as human beings than the idiots not only who are working there but are running the joint. Did you catch any of this...of the committee on the TSA? Oh my goodness! Well, is there any new stuff that happened? Two interesting things. One about Viper Team which I think is interesting but of course we know that Micah the last time you had some clips

1:00:10 when we had a previous conversation. This was actually when John Pistole said, oh I'm going to reorganize make it better it's all gonna be fantastic is gonna be great. And Michael laid into him again? Oh yeah listen to this... But instead as this committee report today reviews We have a number of programs that are so far behind One out and I'd like to talk about us the TWIC program transportation worker identification card It spent hundreds of millions of dollars, it's still in limbo. Some of the equipment that's been purchased does not do the job. I know we can't talk about all of it here in this open setting... You remember he couldn't talk about it, right? Because it doesn't work! None of this stuff works but he can't talk about that and that's why keeps alluding to which is funny But the deployment and acquisition of expensive equipment that supposed to protect us which wasn't properly tested vetted

1:01:13 and the deployment could have probably been done better by a high school class project. TSA has had five administrators in nine years, We had a period under the Obama administration in which we had no administrator for almost a year. It's difficult enough with an agency like TSA or any other federal agency to operate with an administrator in Washington, let alone not having an administrator for that period of time." So let's get into the stuff that doesn't work and how the TSA tried to hide it

1:01:50 I have other concerns, having monitored this as closely as anyone in Congress. We are still at risk the nation is still a risk unfortunately even the layered system and TSA will talk to you about a layered system almost every layer is just flawed behavior detection which work with previous administrators to put in when we had equipment that didn't work. TSA again bought equipment that didn't work... By the way, from the former Department of Homeland Security boss what's his name again? From L3

1:02:33 uh, uh, uh, turd off. Turd off and asserts off. Yes. Church off bought all of the stuff from that guy inside job didn't work in a warehouse following that equipment, the puffers and the puffer's remember those John? Yeah he brought that up to last time. He loves to write about the puffer had my investigative staff follow They have sat and we were paying rent on them in a warehouse. This was before, of course, we brought in Abdul Fareed Muttalib Remember we had all this stuff sitting in the warehouse and we couldn't install it was nowhere to go And then we had the underwear bomber and also We had all this advanced imaging technologies, and Mike is laying it out very nicely I'm not gonna play the rest of because he just goes into how angry. He is about it But he does say nobody pays any attention to this is really pathetic well. He asked that the greatest question What is the real quote? The only question that matters and it wasn't even his question that came through Facebook on

1:03:35 What is the only question you want to ask of the TSA? If you caught any criminals, that would be a question I'd ask. And that was actually a question submitted by one of the Floridians we had open-questioned online and allowed people... Can you name any terrorists that you've actually stopped in the program? We're not aware of any terrorists transiting a checkpoint where BDOs were actively working. We're not aware of any terrorist transiting the BDOs or blah, blah, blah... No! Not a single terrorist you could name Then we have Representative or Senator Cohen of Tennessee and he asks a very good question Let me ask you this Today for the first time I was asked to take off my watch

1:04:28 Why? Why, why not John have you been asked to take off your watch at the TSA I have. Have you been asked to take off your watch? Well, I don't wear a watch but i've been asked to remove one sheet of paper that was in my pocket Did you know that you don't even have to take off your watch No, I didn't know that. Really? Well, I've been... Well it clearly wasn't there with you It's possible that our divest officer the individual who is working to facilitate the travel of customers might have felt that it would alarm and that you might have had an easier experience by removing it but uh..you're not required to remove your watch Oh really! They made it like everybody

1:05:07 It was very required. He goes in, he's like do I have to put my shoes on the belt? Why can't I put them in the bin and then the guy from the TSA says no you don't need... You couldn't put him in the bin that's not a problem. How come there is sign in Tennessee that says you cannot put them in the bin? What?! Every place else makes you put him in the bin! So this was a big point of what these guys were saying and I thought except for that A-hole, that Democrat, I can't remember his name Old black guy with a big head. Cummins, that's it yeah he's always Georgia He's like first the guys of the guy is a pathetic person for being a shill It's absolutely sickening. Why do they keep voting him in? I don't know now we have and this is the final one I'll play

1:05:55 Representative Blackburn, Congresswoman Blackburn. And she's I think from Tennessee you remember last year they had the Viper team stopping trucks on the Tennessee roadway? Yeah for no apparent reason So i've clipped out the whole intro where she says The only thing they were... They had asked for permission it went to her office They were supposed to be handing out flyers to make people aware. That's the only thing they have no training as federal law enforcement, they have no search vehicle training, they had no authority The only thing they could do was hand out flyers

1:06:36 But of course we know that's what they were doing. They're walking around starting their stuff, you know like hey I got a fake badge you know like... I'm a hotshot! Yeah iIm a junior GI man you know I got it in the cereal box and she's got pictures and she nails this Christopher McLaughlin guy from the TSA on the Viper roadblocks these posters, I'll call that one Exhibit A. And if you were watching the video of this transaction you would see that this individual who is designated as a TSA employee is walking around and inspecting the truck So if they were supposed to be handing out brochures, what were they doing inspecting the truck and what type training do the TSOs and BDOs receive to detect abnormalities or potential threats?

1:07:26 in semi trucks. Mr. Moe Cloughlin? Moe Cloughlin, thank you first the exercise or I should say the Viper that you reference in your state of Tennessee was it's important to note was a joint training exercise with 23 different agencies can you even mention twenty three different agencies are you kidding crap! 23?! How many are there Doing what we're paying that's an exercise. Well, let's continue to listen because it turns out there was only one entity authorized... There probably wasn't even 23 guys in that exercise, if I'm not mistaken. So how do you have 23 agencies? No there were a lot of guys there. Were there that many, 23? Yeah, oh yeah sure they were one from each agency apparently but it turns out there was only one entity that had the qualifications as the punchline which you'll love at the end of this clip

1:08:19 federal, state and local where TSA was invited to participate. And by all accounts the two or three day exercise went off very well. It was an important opportunity for us to build relationships, to ensure that in the event of a real national security crisis emergency, we have the types of relationships in place. Shut up! Sir you're using my time but I would just ask what type training do they have to actually do these inspections and detect the abnormalities that would be there on our nation's highways because they have no federal law enforcement training correct? During this exercise officers did not conduct any screening of any vehicles nor drivers. Let me put up poster number two

1:09:06 Then why did they ask to open the top of this, uh, open this truck and look If this, was there a specific threat to Tennessee highways on October 20th 2011 and was there any intelligence suggesting that a suspected terrorist may be driving a semi-truck across Tennessee? And were there specific threats that were deterred by conducting this operation. Well, I can't talk about threats that might have been deterred. I can tell you again that this was a training exercise not an exercise based on active intelligence in the state

1:09:48 Okay. Okay, here it comes! Mr Sadler do you have anything to add to that? I don't know. No ma'am. Nope. You don't? Well are... there again i want to go back to this question what kind of specific training did they have to be on the nation's highways conducting these kinds of searches now all of these 23 agencies John who do you think was actually had the credentials to do this type of search Can you just... I would either be, I would think maybe the FBI or perhaps the local police. Oh man it's so much better than that TSOs and BDO's do not receive specific training with regard to screening vehicles in the highway mode of transportation. The canine team that I believe that i see up there although it is from a distance appears to be a multi-modal dog that is trained... It's a multi modal dog! He has trained the dog! One dog? Is he the leader? Take me to your leader!

1:10:50 In that mode of transportation yeah, that motive trans. I work she's goes on so the dog It looks like we have a multimodal dog there. I gotta get me one of those they're full-bred multimodal dog What does that even mean? Multi-modal it's not smell more than one thing and you know these dogs are trained to lie oh Yes, we know that for a fact. It's facts because they'll lay on you give them a little signal and say yeah Yeah, there's drugs in here. Yeah, bust it open. Like they did with Miss Mickey. The dogs are trained to lie We've discussed this and shown evidence and people have talked about I've had this happen when we were driving from California To Austin and the dog would almost jump through miss Mickey's window You got drugs? Hey son! You know that drugs marijuana is not legal in the state of Texas

1:11:40 Yeah? Yo, we're gonna have to search your car! The dog said so. The dog said so. Hey your dog sucks dude Your dog doesn't know shit He didn't get anything there was nothing and I haven't been near weed for three years he couldn't even- There's nothing it was completely bogus the dog was trained to lie And i think they just looked at Mickey and went Well yeah, we gotta look at her It's a time killer What else are you gonna do We gotta strip search ya lady Well, you know I told you she had to pee there right? No. Yeah yeah yeah. Maybe... She had to pee in the cell. Had to pee in the cell! And they had cameras on her the whole time Really?! Well of course they said. These guys are a bunch of perverts. They thought she might be dumping drugs or something. I know! Shes so innocent. You didn't even think about that. Most Americans would put up with all this crap. If she was an American citizen I wouldn't have put up with it but you know she has no rights

1:12:42 So I went to, well you're listening to C-SPAN. I'm watching C-SPAN but I'm watching some of this crap that they show and so I got this clip of a classic congressional vote now there was a big deal something it's one of those amendments through some bill and the guy yeah you guys know we can't do a voice vote we have to vote! We have to vote on this does anybody agree? We must second them or we gotta vote! We must vote! So everyone gets their name on there right? Yeah...so here's the results of the vote On this vote, the yeas are zero and the nays are 414. The amendment is not adopted. Zero? That guy didn't even vote himself!

1:13:25 The guy who, Mulvaney. It's Mulvaney from South Carolina Why do you keep voting this guy in? Demands his vote He doesn't himself even vote! Yes! Should have been 400 against one There was none What is this stuff man What is wrong with these people How...you know I gotta run I gotta run I can do this so much better And let me ask you a question John as a constitutional scholar If I if I run for Congress and maybe it should run for Senate, but Congress seems a little bit easier Because there's more chance more chance of getting in

1:14:03 I don't have to be in Washington all the time, do i? No of course not. But you have to be there... In fact you don't have to vote on everything You don't have to vote at all but they hold it against you if the next guy comes in and says he's never been there! He never votes! Well could I do any good? Would it do any good if I was in there besides showing this? Good for the show! Yeah yeah, good point Coming to you from The Capitol That'd be kind of cool, wouldn't it? I like to watch the very slow corruption of Adam Curry. Oh please! All of a sudden you started becoming one of them. Oh really?! It could happen! It happens all these guys! Nah... Look at Al Franken

1:14:50 The guy takes himself so seriously now it's ridiculous. He used to be joking around, say cute things... Now he's nothing! But don't you basically just take a whole bunch of meetings with your constituents and try to help them out? Isn't that kind of the deal? Yeah there is a lot of that and that is probably the good part But I'll just do the meetings here. You should have the meetings where you, you should be in Europe. I think people these guys should be at home more often so they can find out what's going on locally. Being in Washington DC is a terrible bubble and it's creepy I mean when you visit Washington DC, which i recommend people do and by the way the National Gallery is outstanding. But anyway you go to the uh... Washington and the Smithsonian's fun but you go to Washington D C and you start to get a sense that this is

1:15:36 the entire thing is a non-productive black hole. There's nothing manufactured or done there, it's just... and it's weird, it starts to make you start to have tics after your'e there for a few days I can't stay there for more than that. That's good because I'd go in having the tics so thats good. Yeah well who knows how you come out? Thats good! Well if could make a difference I would do it but I don't know if would be any good at least we could eliminate one idiot I mean, how many could... That would do something. That's a start right? That would be my ticket Whoever that... One idiot put in another one Yeah just remove one idiot and get a fresh idiot in there Look! I already got tics Look at me I'm interesting to look at that's why you should vote for me And I'll be here You have a malefluous voice yeah and I can be my surfer dude when I do uh my five minutes yeah it was like Hey man we don't want the NDAA man

1:16:37 It's not you can't be drawn in citizens. I could probably cause a ruckus Yeah, you'd probably get Censored they wouldn't call on yeah that they have their way speaking of idiots There's three idiots. I have an arrow here that I'd like to play You know all of them by name the first one would be Joe Biden Who was doing his speech about where he was some company? I'm sure that's getting money from the government And he's like, oh this is great these American companies. This is where the jobs are blahdy-blahdy-blahdy-blah and then he thanks Terry and some other guy Dr. Paper and here's how it came out of his pie hole. What the companies need...and it was all over the country from Tennessee to North Carolina to Michigan Ohio New Hampshire It's working so let me say again

1:17:36 Thank you, Terry. And thank you Dr Pepper and thank you Chancellor- er, Dr Paper I want to thank the Hamburglar! Want to thank Ronald McDonald and Dr Pepper? And the audience is snickering... Thank You dr pepper i mean doctor paper that's all the guys thinking of he's like I wish had a dr pepper right now I can't believe I'm standing here doing this crap Then we had the and you saw virtually none of this I in fact it took me a while to find some video clips We had the nuclear security summit in Seoul Korea, and what a puppet show man Wow wow very I watched the Korean at this on e on the EU int

1:18:29 They have a Korean coverage actually and I finally was able to find one with the original soundtrack because you got a lot of overdubs from the Koreans reporting on it. And it was really, it was quite hilarious! The only thing we saw in America was the open mic gaff that the president made where he said Dmitry Medvedev, he said hey man you know like I can hook y'all up you know. I can score good for ya after these elections but i gotta like suck up to everybody right now and then Medvedev says yeah you know amen so I'll pass it on to Vladi no problem brother So that's all there that's the only thing we saw and no analysis of it by the way just like... There doesn't need to be He does these things are scripted Totally scripted totally scripted because then You don't listen to what he actually said

1:19:17 And, you know did you know that our president is an expert on nuclear arms? No I had no idea. He's probably a tech expert too. Probably a twitter user Only when it says BO is his actual tweet otherwise its the team So I want to listen to this about 50 seconds and just imagine Colin Powell holding up a little vial Nuclear materials in some cases getting rid of these materials entirely And as a result, more of the world's nuclear materials will never fall into the hands of terrorists who would gladly use them against us. So you know, terrorists would glad these materials? Gladly! Hey I just found some nuclear materials what would nuclear materials be John is that a bomb or is that just some uranium? It could be plutonium Now if we just found some uranium lying around and be like hey John I got some uranium

1:20:15 nuclear materials. This does not a bomb maketh overnight, okay? Apparently it's not that simple to make a bomb but terrorists if they found these nuclear materials would gladly use it against us! Let's hear more. Of course what's also undeniable is that the threat remains there are still too many Bad actors on CSI. That's right, we agree there are too many bad actors on television Especially on NBC Yes, NBC is the worst actors In search of these dangerous materials Materials These dangerous materials are still vulnerable in too many places

1:20:54 It would not take much. Ah! Just a handful... Don, just a handful of nuclear materials and we're all gonna die Or so Of these materials to kill hundreds of thousands of innocent people Woohoo And that's not an exaggeration That's the reality that we face Fact! And that's why what is required continues to be a serious and sustained effort And why I'm so encouraged by the excellent participation today which is again a testimony to President Lee Right Now that is, I mean you just gotta think because they're sitting in that big circle and they get in a little delay because they all get their headphones on. They've just got to be going like what an idiot! What an incredible douche it makes no sense to say these things A handful of nuclear materials kills hundreds of thousands of people It's just not true I have no idea what he's talking about Then we have Ben Bernanke

1:22:01 Ben Bernanke was on this will wind up my elites are douchebags segment getting a real blowjob from Diane Sawyer on the compromised ABC News as of course he basically helped the value of our gold coins we received today go up by alluding to another inflection, infusion of cash in QE3 And he is the guy who steered us through, he shepherded us through the stormy waters of the financial precipice crisis in 2008. There's the couch that he slept on I swear to God this was in this whole piece This is the famous couch yes that's the couch! I didn't leave his office because we were about all die and saved universe. Are you going create a museum with the couch? I hope so for me to poop on

1:22:52 Man of the year said you were the most powerful nerd in America. Did you take offense at that? I'm very proud of my nerdom The world needs more nerds there's nerds, uh, you know create jobs and Advanced science and I hope make good economic policy But that remains to be seen what an insult two nerds of the universe You're not a nerd Ben Bernanke your turd Okay What an insult I'm a nerd. Excellent nerd, yes i am a nerd and help me make good economic policy decisions You're a thief Diane Sawyer just seems to get worse and worse I think she was hammered again So uh... That's you know- And the elites love this They don't have for Diane Sawyer to come into his office

1:23:49 And have you ever noticed... He's definitely a publicity hound, that's what I should call him. I've never seen a guy this often that has been in that position Have you ever noticed when he is talking his mouth quivers? Yeah and the first time I saw him he also has very uh... he doesn't drink more water i think he's dehydrated Uh oh! That's not good You know what happens when you get dehydrated before you know it your running around naked in San Diego with your schlong hanging out pounding on the pavement As it were. That would be funny by the way if Bernanke did that, that would be a video I'd like to see on YouTube So... um..I got this interesting note from one of our producers who has asked me to keep his identity anonymous and I'd like to read this to you because we think this Iran thing is about oil and he's- I think he's in

1:24:50 I don't want to say where he's from. I'll just read his note, hey Adam! I have to start by saying you cannot quote me on this. Okay. Oh gal there ya have it well your not quoting him your reading an anonymous note that's right so i think that is legal. I'm at the UK Info Crime Summit this is the kind of people we have in our audience yeah I love this whenever I hear like someone on the inside I love it We just had a presentation from a guy called David Shore from Pfizer and he was presenting about counterfeit medicines Oh yeah, this is a horrible problem. You have no idea he introduced himself as having worked in security quote for the UK government before joining Pfizer described himself as a quote bombs and bullets guy just imagine I'm a bombs and bullets guy working for Pfizer now! He said he made this very same presentation to Congress in 2006

1:25:45 The talk was heavy on the people are dying rhetoric initially lots of pictures of drug labs But soon became entirely about drugs with active ingredients that are made just to look like brand-name drugs so this of course is the generics issue where you can get the Nuclear materials, you need to make these drugs but of course You can't really make a little purple pill and put fight. No Viagra on it and say it's viagra but it's happening He said he'd our inside source tried to get a copy of his slide presentation But they called the Charterhouse rules over the whole event. What is that? What are the charter house rules you know what that is? I haven't got a clue. Hey, what are you doing? You just walking away no I had to go the other computer and pick up a file that I need to read okay. Let's see Charterhouse rules I don't know let me look it up in the book. It's maybe it refers something secret something secret

1:26:39 The most interesting... Oh, you know what? I bet it has to do with some secrecy thing that these meetings they don't have. Here! What exactly are charter house rules?" So i guess it goes around and apparently this is something that takes place in Europe Best answer means first rule about Fight Club as you don't talk about fight club. Yeah, you don't talk about charter house rules. All right It doesn't there's really no known Carthusian monasteries are known for charter houses No Well, here we go talking time. Here we go Oh my god free talking time you have it when you're doing free talking free, you know, yeah gonna way you can't oh It's like like Bilderberg Yeah exactly Okay You have to be just say a lot of these clubs are not supposed to touch say what happened just say it's like Bilderberg I got it okay the most interesting and relevant point came out of all this that Iran is

1:27:32 is currently seen as the largest source of counterfeit drugs. Viagra specifically was used as an example, with Iran being responsible for buying the most amount of sildenafil... Sildenafil? Is that the active ingredient? I don't know. Sildenafil citrate last year they bought 22 thousand... Citrate by the way. Last year they bought twenty two thousand kilos apparently The Viagra that can be made from that is worth 140,000 euros per kilo. Do you think that's enough to go to war over? I say yeah! Oh so the thesis here... It's not about oil! This is a drug company! It's a drug company! They don't want it because... I like it this is kind of crackpotty but it's funny Well do the calculation 140,000 euros per kilo times 22,000 kilos

1:28:31 Well, do I have to bring up my calculator? Don't you have your abacus? The abacus is downstairs in a frame as decoration. Yeah but i like the whole idea of you just on an abacus. So we have 140... 1 2 3 Wait, im gonna do it in dollars 143... 140 thousand euros times one point three three if you can believe it that's uh 186 200 times two 22,000 is I mean how many zeros is that one two three one two three one it's over four billion dollars That's peanuts compared to the oil income or is it 40 billion? Hold on. Well you must be must be much more Give me the numbers again. I've got my calculator okay 140 thousand euros per kilo Okay wait a hundred and forty thousand

1:29:29 Euros per kilo, okay. Yeah times 1.33 to get into dollars Well I'm gonna skip that okay one and so it's 22 thousand kilos Times twenty two one two three And that would be as one billion or forty billion. I think it's four no one Three one two three. I think is four billion ah No No way wrong. It's 3081231234 no it's 300 looks more like 3 trillion there you go There you go let me get the zeros here one two yeah three trillion dollars I can't three trillion Euros euros Which is like could be three billion hold on a second look II still think I think I'm bad Is it?

1:30:32 Does anyone know? I think it's a bill. It's three billion much no, but that's only Viagra remember we've got all these other things you know so well does explain why the Why the Pfizer guy is there yeah The Pfizer guys there and it explains why they're always saying hey these guys are you know They're given viagra to their to their army so they can rape civilians That may be the reason why that's always in there. It actually may have been taking place! Right, it might actually be happening Maybe we're wrong all along about the Viagra scam They were just because they make so much of it they were just bombing them Just put it in your cereal

1:31:14 Wow. It's interesting though, isn't it? 3 billion, it's not that much. Yeah, it's almost 4 billion. It's like...it's like four billions. Yes, three billion euros I've gone over the euro for that. But that's just Viagra then we have Cialis, I'm sure there is another equal amount We have a you know what do we have? We got Lipitor, we go all this groovy stuff! I am sure they are making ton of it Yeah, and probably in pretty good facilities. They're not... That's the thing they keep showing! Those satellite pictures is the new thing we show satellite pictures. This is the underground bunker. They're not making bombs there they are making Viagra And their too embarrassed to admit it. Let's make about nuclear weapons. There a total violation of all that. No wonder they were in violation of all the international copyright drug laws and patent laws. And thats what ACT is all about

1:32:03 It makes a lot of sense. This is very unusual interpretation of anything I like it kudos to our intelligence guy yeah that's real intelligence for you by the way, i liked it huh well there hasn't been any mention of that in the media they should we did get some good pointers toward just kind of call back to the phony coney video And you know all the Blackhats, the blackhat SEO guys are talking about this now. They did the investigation on the Kony 2012 video and it is very clear that they used a YouTube bot to create 30 million mobile views on day one of this so-called viral video

1:32:54 And of course when you get 30,000 mobile views then you go to... 30,000 or 30 million? I'm sorry. 30 million then you go to the uh... Not good with numbers today Yeah me neither So they literally have it on, I think it was March 5th. Yeah figures. Yeah now you said- They phony up the numbers right away that gets everyone's attention so they all have to watch it or at least part of it and then you go and then you add... You do probably... They probably did get a legitimate five? Ten! 10 from Facebook. I'll buy that Okay they may have gotten ten total from Facebook and maybe another five. You can't get that many views Mobile views by the way which is not like a viral thing yet

1:33:32 There's no like mega sharing on mobile. It is a fraud, it is a scam! As soon as I saw those early numbers and said there's no way nobody gets these kinds of... The talking cat can't get those kinds in numbers and everybody wants to see you talking cats Let's face it talking the cats are great The uploader was able to generate almost 30 million mobile views which front page the video This is all the black hat talk here But you may have also noticed on many big video accounts like Sex Phil Tabasco's Ray William Johnson, etc. Many people started commenting with only Kony 2012 and their messages this was also The work of the YouTube botch which allows for mass commenting which helped raise awareness in its own right? So it was a total bot Bot attack or bought it as you would say and we have a new guy to look out for his name is Ken Sunshine Have you heard of this guy

1:34:31 I'm going to. This is Sunshine Sachs Associates and he is a self-described former community activist, Obama event organizer and New York Democrat quote who specializes in representing labor unions environmental groups and celebrities. Boy look at this character. Oh yeah pictures of him? oh yeah He is the mouthpiece or spokesman for Barbra Streisand, Leo DiCaprio, Justin Timberlake Ben Affleck. They also represent the SEIU Transport Workers Union This is the guy and we won't forget his name because who in hell's name is Ken Sunshine? That's an easy one to remember. He started working for ASCAP Oh yeah. Moved into politics Chief of Staff for David Dinkins The worst mayor in the history of New York Well he had him there didn't he

1:35:31 Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio. Barbra Streisand. Affleck. He's got a picture of him here with Affleck and DiCaprio he just looks like an alien this guy looks he looks alien it looks like... He may be a gray might be you would get me closer to being convinced that any of us not all bunch of crap with this guy isn't it outrageous though I love it he's got a very short short obviously is massaged stream for considering his power an extremely small Wikipedia entry. Well this is not exactly what these guys do. Yeah they have all that stuff deleted go to the history and see how much has been deleted I bet you tons or better yet why don't our No Agenda producers go there and help him out with this Wikipedia page? Help him out

1:36:21 Yeah, put some entries in there like... Just on it 24-7. As soon as something shows up they erase it Well then we'll know right? Then we'll know that the guy is really good and he's really doing his job I'd like to start by saying that uh.. We have not Uh, we are no yet capable of receiving shipping containers Don't send them yet. Steve the architect here in Austin, if you want to see I'm allowed to tell his firm's name although he is doing it on his own ticket he has offered to help us studio eight architects take a look at those guys and you'll see that this is like a real firm

1:37:14 He's pretty serious about it. Have you talked to him about the shipping containers? Well, first of all I had to talk to Mickey about it She loves the idea she loves it It's very, very green. It's extremely green. The it's fascinating we've really done a deep dive into shipping containers for those of you who missed the previous program I was thinking about creating the Curry-Dvorak Hay Citizen Library which would be located in Austin and it would be built out of shipping containers which is green and apparently affordable or more affordable than a lot of other materials and kind of simple to construct

1:37:56 And we'd like the containers to be donated, but don't send them just yet. How many of our listeners actually have access to surplus shipping containers? All right well let's do a test if you have access to a shipping container and think you can send us shoot me an email let me know I betcha... A lot! I bet ya not a lot Well then we have a problem Houston You can also buy them they have piles in Alameda Yeah with what Well, that's a problem. Okay? But they're cheap! $1600 is kind of the going rate for... I think it'd get them cheaper than that and that just seems like the going rate for suckers. Um but anyway uh The influx of information we've received from people who are so into them and when We just to reiterate we really will open this up

1:38:47 We will and you can come by and you can hang out, and you can be in the library And you can't and you can read a book yeah exactly It's a library is it hey how you do have a computer terminal in there? But if you want to come and cook you can cook and boom too Yeah, oh yeah. It's gonna be open source all the way Anyway, do we have some people? Yeah. We have a list here of some people to thank. I want to thank a few people for contributing to this show number 395 at Dvorak dot org slash and a potter geek media in cinnamon sin Wow cinnamon set Cinnamon's in New Jersey hundred twenty nine dollars read on the March 29th show Okay is what we're doing in the morning mo you are I and ing John and Adam

1:39:35 It's Sean Palladino from Jersey, the Taco Bell worker. Oh yeah! Potter Geek Media is my PayPal business account so just so you know first off I love his show and it's the best podcast in universe and i thought he'd be one of the first to get into 129 donation bandwagon but every time I donate in the past year been made fun of You made fun of my town name? My last name? My employment at Taco Bell?! And the fact that have a girlfriend I don't think that. He's dreaming this! Would you stop making fun of him, John? I have never said anything! I don't even remember the Taco Bell I worked at a Taco Bell, I might add. I've eaten at a Taco Bell! Yeah well... What did you do? Wait they had Taco Bells when you were in college? Yes they did. Really?! I think i deserve some respect considering I've donated $385 to the pension fund and half of your listeners haven't donated one penny! That's true As a taco bell slave no doubt could I get an empathy birthday karma with a hay citizen also

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1:41:28 And you're right, everyone else out there the 98.5% That works at Taco Bell for God's sake Yeah The other night- yeah The guy is working at Taco Bell and he has donated $385 in the past and he is on the 129er and YOU have not donated David Jackson, Mississippi David Jackson David from Jackson Mississippi on $11.11 we haven't seen that for a while Wasn't sure how to send a note with my recurring PayPal subscription But I hope this reaches you in time for Thursday show It's a true honor to finally have a seat at the roundtable things are pretty good these days So I don't need any karma all I want do here is is John say dude dude Dude

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1:47:28 Also, I want to call my colleagues Mark Ransom and Luke Shardlow and Robin Bedella's douchebags. But we have to pull Ranson out of that. Yeah, we gotta pull Ranson back! We've gotta de-douche him all. You've been de-douched. Sorry. Anybody wanted a double douchebag for Rob? That's okay, we gave them one before from Mark. Brother you guys... why don't you guys get a room He prefers to waste his life on playing Wow somehow he thinks that wearing Princess dress and shiny tiara while saving imaginary worlds is better for him than listening to an eye-opening best podcast in the universe I love this show. Hope that all listeners who want to hear John and Adam and John and Adam on the Joe Rogan Show will donate For your airplane ticket, so you don't have any excuse not to show up there be a great promotion

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2:02:09 What of the bowl experience? Remember bad things do you remember this is a little crackpot ephoria. Do you remember the yogi Akal no He's the guy that at all yeah, he did the reading on us. He's the the Yogi that does the oh my neurology Yeah, so he's got his name aka L yogi akal and So he did a reading, you know these guys whoever's behind this guy they're pretty smart because they basically do readings for people who have an audience in the hopes that you'll you know like mention him. Yeah so it did a reading for Mickey and Adam And I cut it down It was really long but I think I have to play this because there's a bit in here That just...I was like what?

2:03:01 So, this is... Are you game for this? Oh yeah. Why not? My name is Yogi Ekal and this a special edition of Love by the Numbers for Adam and Mickey. Adam and Mickey sitting in tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G It's funny old song. Yeah But reality is that You are kind of sitting in a tree together. In the container you mean? You know, the Tree Of Life... it's an old image but it is powerful one and for two of you that really what this is. Your both in process growth in your life So far so good I'm not suggesting you need to grow your in process of growth

2:03:42 That's a really special place to be in your life if you're aware of it. I'm very aware, i'm ascending It means you grab every opportunity to learn something new and you process it and integrate it and put it to work Now when you use another person for that in the relationship... ...it goes bad very quickly Uh-oh! Here is where he got my attention So the two of you working at a parallel way You are both on this process of growth You don't have to use each other for that You just get to share it happy in that process together. K-I-S-S-I-N-G By the way, Miki didn't know the nursery rhyme I had explained it to her She'd never heard that nursery rhyme It's not outside of America Anyway... That's the idea Now here is the good news and bad news There is good news and bad news John The good news is

2:04:34 There's no mean spiritedness in this relationship. Here's the bad news, but by God there could be some nasty words And that's not allowed Well like okay He's basically saying shut up slave wherever that comes from whether that's carelessness Whether that's from a model of something in your past whether you think that's an entitlement oh it's off base Okay Because there's a limit to that And words used as weapons will work against you every single time. Okay, so now let's get down to the nitty gritty. I think that was what that was about. No! You just can't say shut up bitch So i stopped doing that Can you do have any visual of me saying that to Mickey ever? Well if you wanted to get punched She is 6'1 and she's a kickboxer who kicked my ass So lemme just get that part out of the way Alright Now get to it Yogi Adam Yes You know your

2:05:30 Yes, your process of life is a very beautiful process. Hell yeah! Thank you Yogi! Yeah, no wait it gets better You've included one woman into your life mm-hmm well two if you count John good choice Mickey here comes You're sexy. Not sexy, but sexy the number six. The number six! He's like she's the number 6. In numerology the birthday has no superstition. Hold on wait for his comparison and then I'll end it. It doesn't have any special value, it's just a reference point. It is the starting point The numbers themselves have no superstitious value They are starting points they're like language or words in sentence Whatever And the word or phrase of key for you Mickey is six and six has to do with reverence It has to do with kind of caring service that public service You are an issue oriented person

2:06:30 There's a guaranteed success for Adam that will never fail. Hey now! And for Mickey... Okay, now he's only seen these numbers remember this is he's doing a numerology reading with one other person in the world and he's going to compare my future wife to this one other person Can I guess who it is? Yes Obama No you get two more guesses You'll never guess, you're never gonna guess Soupy Sales No Okay, I get one more guess. Michael Jackson! I've only seen one numerology like this before so no offense when i say this but it's very similar to Al Gore. Really? Thank you very much You know how I just programmed you to look at the N and the D? Now like hey baby

2:07:29 You look like Al Gore. Yeah, I do too. When you reach down and get your... yeah say it a little lower. How horrible is that? Go a little lower! Al Gore thanks I like the six thing though, you know the sixth thing reminds me of an experience. I actually had at the horse track Oh, I was there with Mimi we were there where it was that it was actually It was June 6 to 6-6 and it was 2006 was weird And we went to the track and it was the sixth race and this horse number six was named 66 We put all our money on him and guess what happened he came in sixth

2:08:10 Wait a minute Exactly. Hey, let's talk about AfriCom for a second just to get back to some news that you will never hear anywhere and some analysis that It's just really shaping up to be more and more So one of our producers sent a note that came off of his Facebook page He made a snippet for me from one of his buddies And it says Africa bound friends and family I've been tasked to deploy to Djibouti Africa, in support of AFRICOM from June to December I'll be performing more of a humanitarian duty rather than usual combat duty performed on previous trips through Iraq Kuwait Afghanistan Qatar Qatar Oman and others looking forward to building infrastructure schools wells clinics and relationships with people who are suffering in multiple locations.

2:09:02 Very nice note. Of course, this is exactly what the Chiners have been doing for years and now it's our turn to go in and take over an there has been some interesting developments John very interesting developments Let me just bring it up here Here we go So there's a new guy at Africom which I guess we kind of missed March 5th Carter F Ham took over command of AFRICOM. And the first thing he's done as commander of the US-AFRICOM is to visit Angola two days ago and uh, he went in and said hey you Angoli people I'm the new sheriff in town! Now you have to know that Angola has 27 billion dollars of investment from China. 27 billion

2:10:09 From Angola, crude oil. It's the number two country for China where they get gold there diamonds Diamonds and oil and gold right? It doesn't say golden this it could be They have also and this is from two days ago The Angolan government is getting ready to privatize their railroad system which was financed by the China But the interesting thing... So they can move out goods and services, not for anything else. Of course! The interesting thing is this new guy Carter F Ham he was the guy who ran the Libya operation so can you imagine all of a sudden hey I'm Carter F Ham I am your new sheriff in case y'all didn't see what i did over there North Africa fuck those motherfuckers up alot over there so you're gonna do what we tell you to do

2:11:08 And we really are doing it. It's really... What are we doing specifically? I mean, I think if guys like that tend to go in there just to cause trouble they create a revolution They the armed rebels. They try to take over the government This is why it was taking over they roll out their old guys which means they kick out the Chinese That's exactly what it is and let so I'm just putting an on the map so to speak Angola and Mozambique brand-new Sam big Scott even more minerals and Mozambique is where the money check it out This came in just yesterday. They are looking at, here it is... Recent discovery of two massive gas fields in its waters has turned the region into an energy hotspot promising a 250 billion pound bonanza. Mozambique That's a lot of Viagra I gotta tell you that, lotta Viagra

2:12:07 So of course I go look and see if there's anything out there Not much besides these news articles, but it is obvious that we're you know. We're just kicking kicking the Chinas out left and right That's the entire The entire gig I immediately... As you know, before we started the show we knew about the Chinese in Africa. This was years ago and before it was even begun to be discussed and some sources that have been Germany were complaining about it because the Germans are aware of this. I'm now beginning to kind of change my opinion about what's going on because we'd been following it so long. I think that we knew all along what was going on with the Chinese and we decided, you know if they want to build all these roads... Yeah! We just waited for them to build it all and then then we can move in. Build it all and kick em out! That's exactly right! I'm in total agreement with you

2:12:57 Yeah, so everything rebuild strategy. We rock yeah we do like me Rock let the yellow man build it It's embarrassing how you know how easy it is to see the strategy right? Yeah well the strategy is yeah So um the idea is we get more more of this stuff So Clippity-Clop... Did you get the whole thing? Yes I did. Yeah, yeah, I got it for the end of show. Play it at the end of the show! At the end of the show we'll do the whole Clippity-Clops song which was from this movie. From a Marx Brothers movie Go West. Yeah so um so I went to see if Clippity-Clops was meeting any of these you know was there a foreign minister from Angola or Mozambique no but there was the guy from Estonia and

2:13:44 It's something we've got to look out for because you know Estonia is a very interesting region. Yeah, it's right up there near Finland of course yeah and by the way we have an in with our economic hitman to go do it now or go to Estonia but hang out with the guy you're gonna be talking about oh really? Yeah What the foreign minister no I'm just a prime minister We can hang out with him I'm pretty sure yeah cool. Well, let's hear First we have a little bit of the actual clippity-clop and which I put in front of the clip because Lucifer who is of course? The cloven one She was clippety-clopping up to the microphone with the Prime Minister of Estonia And she in her speech said something very interesting

2:14:28 Here. Flippity-clop, flippity-clop... Good afternoon everyone and welcome to the State Department and a very warm welcome to my friend and colleague the Foreign Minister of Estonia It's the foreign minister not the Prime Minister And notice she doesn't know his name My friend, the foreign minister... I can't remember. Yeah my friend. My pal, my good buddy Now listen to this On that note i'm pleased to announce that the United States and Estonia have agreed To co-chair a new initiative in the community of democracies The community of democracies This is very important Write this one down John The community of democracies

2:15:12 I don't know what it means, but nothing comes out of her hole without a reason. That will use technology to help strengthen democratic institutions Okay we're going to use technology that will help strengthen democratic institutions? That sounds like me like we are gonna be shoving more technology somewhere to start revolutions okay let's listen to what this program is all about This program that we call LEND LEND The acronym is great! ...the network for leaders engaged in new democracies... Can you imagine that meeting?

2:15:54 Okay, we got to get these internet in the suitcases over there and all these places We want them back. And but they're you know to start revolutions I mean democracies Lend yeah will lend him to him lend Yeah Yeah It's a platform a platform for democracy and then you give it back is an online platform that will connect leaders from emerging democracies Leaders from emerging democracies. You mean terrorists? With former presidents, prime ministers and others who have helped lead democratic transitions in their own countries... My goodness! How brazen is it John?! He's laying it out there We are particularly focused on working together in Tunisia Aha When the network is activated Activate the network!!! Later this year It will help accelerate the exchange of ideas among leaders

2:16:46 who have the experience to share and we're very excited to be co-chairing this initiative with Estonia. So, we gotta go up there! We gotta check out Estonia because that's where... That's gonna be HQ baby! Well, Estonia is apparently so high tech it's like really amazing. Yeah, you know there are tons of Silicon Valley companies that have Estonians don't they? And then you have nearby Latvia, I think it's Latvia. One of the two of those countries is... and I think Latvia is the one next to it unless I'm thinking of something else. Ukraine? Yeah, could be. I mean, I could look at a map real quick. Yeah we can look at the map but whatever the case is they're loaded with blondes

2:17:26 bombshells. Oh really? Yeah, so ludicrous number of them in Latvia or in Estonia I think this story's got to fall out of some of them but no it's the other one. They're the backup Latvians? Backup babes yeah so that's what I'm told I have no idea So Latvia is underneath Estonia And Estonia is just across the river there. From Finland, right? From Finland yeah from Helsinki and that of course is where the Nord Stream pipeline will go Yeah it'll go right through Right through that water there what does that call what was that water called? The Baltic Straits I don't know Gulf of Finland It's the Gulf of Finland Of course you could have known I don't have my map in front of me I do By the way a great book to get his Maphead by Ken Jennings

2:18:13 Maphead. Yeah, Maphead great book! Great great book so just a you know of course Syria is no longer really in the news except for a resolution that came out of the Senate You can only guess whose resolution that is You're gonna tell me. McCain of course! Oh yeah, duh. So his resolution four pages marked up for your convenience in the show notes at 395.nashownotes.com Title condemning the mass atrocities committed by the government of Syria and supporting the right of this people of Syria to be safe and to defend themselves And by the way you'll have noticed in the news a subtle change it is no longer friends of Syria

2:19:07 They've changed the title. Have you noticed this? I have not! Yeah, it's Friends of Syrian People They've changed it. Very interesting, yet subtle rebranding. Why do you think that was the reason for that? Because... I don't know! I'll tell you what I think when you have this kind of rebranding during this sort of a situation, I think its code. I think its okay to say we plan on doing and here's our message to prove it. It is just a way of getting word out something has changed. Okay well something has changed then for sure. We're taking over It's a done deal or we are okay. I'll stop paying attention to this yeah, it's like It's like when you buy a company you change the name Yeah, just let everyone know boss new boss alright so then there's three pages of like basically Building up his case

2:19:59 And you know, it's just these numbers. You know? It's like... Just a couple highlights. Whereas! It's all whereas on March 15th Bunky Moon warned well over 8000 people have been killed! March 27th the United Nations reported the death toll in Syria had climbed to more than 9000! Whereas at least 3000 people have been killed in Syria in 2012 alone How are ya babe? You okay? Couldn't see your face Al Gore Al Gore So sexy, yeah exactly. So there's all this whereas whereas whereas and then he comes to what we should be doing the Senate resolves which means that we're going to make you do this To support calls by Arab leaders provide the people of Syria with the means to defend themselves against Bashar al-Assad and his forces including through the provisions of weapons and other material support And calls on the president to work closely with regional partners to implement these efforts effectively guns

2:21:02 We're selling guns or giving them or whatever. We love guns and then here it is, commends the establishment... Here it is, its new. Commends the establishment of the Friends Of The Syrian People contact group and other international diplomatic efforts to end the violence and support a peaceful transition to democracy in Syria So um.. It's clear that we are going in The reason is also quite clear That is the Tamar gas deal. Russia is in, the deal is done They are going to be buying millions of tons of liquefied natural gas from Israel as predicted

2:21:46 which will strengthen Gazprom's hand in the booming Asian LNG market. How are they going to get it there? Well, of course they have the port in Syria so they need total control of Syria. How are we selling that to the stupid slaves with reports like this? How serious and widespread is the abuse of children in Syrian detention centers This is one of the shocking developments in the way the Syrian government has been reacting to legitimate calls off the protesters. Is that they've gone for the children, for whatever purpose in large numbers hundreds detained and tortured I've seen some up the evidence gathered by the Commission of Inquiry who talked with parents who talked with other victims

2:22:37 It's just horrendous. Children shot in the knees, held together with adults in really inhumane conditions denied medical treatment for their injuries either held as hostages or held as sources of information The sheer brutality of this whole clampdown. There you go spoke about them going for the children John they're shooting him in the knees Abusing them sexually that's obvious what they were first thing I think they'd be doing yeah like you want it You want to take control into people take the children and that's a BBC report And it's in the show notes three hundred five on any show note so I don't trust anything They do and

2:23:22 I want you to get to some of your other... I got one if you're dropping off that topic. Yeah, yeah You know we all miss the point this thing being overblown in Florida Oh The kid? Let me just read a big headline and large news story in the New York Times And then think about what maybe this is sick but I'm going to play it anyway Skittles. Floor to death brings both profit and risk, honoring a youth's memory by buying the candy he ate! They're selling these things by the boatloads now. Skillets. Skillet? Skillets. Probably selling skillets too. Yeah hey I heard Riverdale talk about skillets, I want buy me a skillet yeah um A lot of our producers after we read The United Nations Climate Document

2:24:21 They've been sending in tons of stories now just to recap. This was the complete new world order new rules world regulations unified World Laws That are this is all coming down to Rio by the way, and Rio you'll see is in the news more and more these days I'll just give you a couple of quick headlines New York Times Scientists at Germany's Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research this week published research they said indicated the high incidence of extreme weather events was not merely accidental. Now, of course when it was snowing we'd say hey where is your global warming? The kids were never going to see snow again these scientists said whether it's not climate however when it gets warmer they say things like this

2:25:11 From the many single events, a pattern emerges. At least for extreme rainfall and heat waves... ...the link with human-caused global warming is clear! The science is in! That's New York Times. New York Times ladies and gentlemen And then we have from the same report different uh same authors of the report but different news reports The scientific researchers who specialize in studying the role climate change plays and influencing individual extreme events is a new burgeoning field which I think the Curry-Dvorak Consulting Corporation get into. Extreme event attribution, this is a new one. Extreme event attribution and from that we need climate smart farming which of course includes genetically modified organisms but here's the one that I loved the most

2:26:07 Remember this document called for a 0.7% of the gross national product to be dedicated to helping climate change, carbon credits whatever for poor countries and poor people. Universal international borderless tax And this was yes to be paid out I guess to the banks? I don't know who that is part of the GDP in other words they you could have We'd have to pay the most is what it always means. Mm-hmm, mmm well and we said you know this will become law and report from the Netherlands This is in Dutch so I'm gonna translate on the fly Because of course the Netherlands now as the Troika has come in said hey You're not under your 3% And you had such a big mouth about it So now you got to start clamping down austerity measures take away people's pensions all kinds of stuff was happening and make making the Dutch very unhappy

2:27:07 And they're talking about, so there's a discussion now about reducing their foreign aid for climate change and poor people. And literally here it says her name is she's a member of parliament of the second chamber is what it's called there. So that'd be like the Congress Kathleen Furrier She says ho-ho-ho we can't do that Because we have to stick to our international agreement of 0.7% of our gross national product! So it's there! Yeah, I mean- I mean, of course we missed the meeting...

2:27:53 But it's now happening. Look for the 0.7%. You're going to start seeing it everywhere So this is Agenda 21, this is the whole save the world with international law global regulations International Law regulated by The International Criminal Court that we are now being subjected too and was actually happening People should go to the website, the UN website and start reading Agenda 21. It's huge! I mean as you think that the health care bill is big... Yeah no this thing is massive it's really big yeah just pretty much sticks its nose into every aspect of day-to-day life for the public at large it's unbelievable And also from interesting so on a couple of people pointed this out to me

2:28:42 As part of this, of course we have the European Union. We have to have the North American Union You know it's all gonna be rolled up into one big global ball of muck And this is the first time that it is taking place But we are witnessing on... when is this happening? It's happening next week I think The inaugural meeting of the North American defense ministers I didn't know that there was like a North American Defense outfit It might have to do with North American Treaty Organization and you have the North America, there's different representatives in that organization. That might be what they're referring to. No it says the Honorable Peter McKay which is Canada's Minister of National Defense, Honorable Leon E Panetta General... Oh it's a club! A drinking club! Well....

2:29:33 By virtue of our geography, our peoples and our trading relationship that might be there. Our three nations share many defense interests threats to North America and the hemisphere are increasingly complex and require non-traditional responses Yeah it's a drinking club There is no meeting going on Well there is a kind of You know you're gonna say drinking club all the way up until into the FEMA camp I'm telling ya Oh here it is. We will pursue this trilateral agenda, respectful of national sovereignty and in coordination with other agencies the results of our meeting will be conveyed to our respective leaders in advance of the upcoming North American Leaders Summit

2:30:19 I guess we'll start seeing the Amero discussion crank up again pretty soon. It's coming, the North American Leaders Summit. This is all over the place! Yeah well it's a drinking club...I can smell a drinking club a mile away. Alright. I did have one last clip that i want to play as we wrap. Sure I was watching Castle, which i think is deteriorated because they brought in some character that's just annoying. I'm not familiar with this show. Castle's a mystery detective story about this guy who's a writer who has also been allowed to visit with the police and help him so he can take notes but he's actually helping himself crime it's a gimmick

2:31:02 But they're trying to figure out who'd put a bomb in a wastebasket at some event. And there's this clip which is just like, oh brother! But it's kind of creepy probably true But what I have here is even better. Data from wireless carriers that shows us all the GPS activated cell phones in Boylan Plaza This is the plaza yesterday at 432 right before the explosion each red dot represents the GPS position of a specific phone How did you get this? I called it a favor from my friend at Homeland Security Yeah, we just call it a favor from Homeland Security Right on! You got a GPS dot from every phone

2:31:41 It's so and I move in the dots are all moving. Yeah, of course in real time recorded something from a TV show So while you were watching castle? I watched the millionaire matchmaker Are you familiar with this program never even heard of this turkey okay? Oh no it's a very successful Turkey It's a very successful shows cable The Millionaire Matchmaker is a very successful show I think it's on Bravo and so basically its It's usually guys and their millionaires, so-called millionaires. And then the millionaire matchmaker she goes and she finds some coupes for them. They have a party and then they go on a date and maybe they choose one and we hope to live happily ever after

2:32:26 I have never heard anything as vile as this on television before. Not funny, disgusting towards women and the program should be boycotted Women say no-no-no if you want vaginas you gotta pay and money is not all you pay It may be a promise ring You see, it may be an engagement ring. But a woman who doesn't require commitment is not a virtuous woman. Vaginas are fun to play with but you don't marry vaginas... ...you marry virtue! He's been playing with a lot of vaginas but the problem with playing with vaginas is within a couple of weeks they're boring as hell Do you see? HE gets bored playing with vaginas There's nobody to talk to! Vaginas DON'T TALK! Continuity seems to be an issue for you

2:33:15 How outrageous is that? Play a clip of the day. Oh really I get a clip of the day, wow alright. Nice catch! And then you get to hear the Clippity-Clop song from the Marx Brothers movie. You get to hear that, oh wow! We've been in it a long time John I'm sorry I didn't even realize how far along we were Well i was trying to hint at it when I said before we wrapped, hello Wow I mean there's like 50 more topics Save them for Sunday

2:33:59 Okay, well some of them just won't do. Well say give us the best ones in a nutshell I'll give you the best the best one this is and I didn't even need the story 20 seconds the headline was perfect. All of us here in Washington DC would rather not think about what if, what if nuclear terrorists targeted the nation's capital with a powerful bomb? Federal officials have thought about that scenario long and hard over many years and they figured out who would most likely survive Well we hope it's not you Wolf Blitzer! That's it that's the whole headline Yeah Yeah, just more bullcrap to scare the public. Oh yeah be very afraid and I want... Shake in your boots out there shake shake shake! Yeah and i want to say hey to all of our friends producers and listeners on Gitmo Nation East who were all scared into buying extra petrol this week did you hear about this? Yeah unbelievable. Go buy some gas!! And then it's like oh no don't but they'll fill it up anyway It's just like.. Yeah just fill it up we need to make our quarterly numbers

2:35:05 Let's fill up all the inventory. This is essentially an inventory fill, right? You got a bunch of empty shelves you buy all this stuff and you fill the shelves up now you moved it bunch of stuff out Yeah help our buddies for BP and Total out And then of course we had the big gas leak there off of Scotland I know what that is! Even in the final music here I can tell you what that is That's because it'll take six months to fix, and that's gonna completely interrupt Scotland's whole idea of going rogue. That's what I think it is at least Yeah if it wasn't a French platform I'd be more inclined to buy into that kind of crackpot theory but you never know True All I know is there was a lot of gas in there and they need to light it Boom! Light that sucka up Alright so we're gonna give you the full Marx Brothers Go West song Clippity-clop

2:35:58 As an end of show, and thank you to all of our producers who have sent in stuff for I mean all the clips and pointers and everything. Noagendanewsnetwork.com is a great resource Thank you to our artists pick up some swag if you want to there at noagendanation.com And of course our executive producers and our associate executive producers We highly appreciate everything you do for us we hope you consider us with our value for value At Dvorak.org slash NA Sitting here in the capital of Tejas, the drone star state in Austin at Camp MoFo. In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and without further ado and from northern Silicon Valley I'm John C Dvorak And we will talk to you again on Sunday right here on No Agenda

2:36:48 Music Riding the reins together

2:37:25 Oh, we ride and ride. We don't know where But the horses do the work so we don't care It's Clippity-Clipp Just Clippity-Clopp Riding the reins together It's a lonesome road and mighty long But the hoof beats make a mighty pretty song Of clippity-clop, just clippity-clop You think this ridin', this constant ridin' Is something that can't be done

2:38:14 But all day Sunday we got till Monday just to run around the hood. Riding the reins together, where the men and life is free and there's nothing breaking the monotony of Liberty Club. Just clippity-clap, cloppity-clop, a-blub-blup-blup. I sure like horses and I say horses really are man's best friend. Wah! Wah! Wah! You won't like riding when you start ridin', but it'll get you in the end. Riding the rain together

2:39:11 My father shot at the Indians in 1862. Oh, he sure they shot at the stalker when the stalker brought to you. Clippity-clop, clippity-clop. Yeah! Clip, clipity, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip

2:39:49 anything to do with your business. America is one big pothole right now. We have not paid attention to our roads and bridges...