2:18:30 You got it. You got you gotta you got a remake the tech crouch anyway Thank you very much to all of the artists and again to dr Kelly and everybody can participate Go to no agenda art generator comm and now as we always thank every single one of our financial supporters That's one of the tease of time talent and treasure We thank everybody $50 and above never under 50 for reasons of anonymity yes, there are plea people who want to support the show but are embarrassed so they don't want to be known and And we always thank our executive and associate executive producers right up front here. $200 or above, you get the coveted title of Associate Executive Producer Good Anywhere is a Hollywood credit even on IMDB.com and we'll read your note. $300 or above, you become an executive producer same credit lifetime applies and will read your notes
2:19:19 And as always the top donors have the shortest notes. Earl Christopher comes in from Marshfield, Wisconsin with $526 and 36 cents which Earl says is five hundred dollars plus fees Wow twenty six dollars in fees for using an app. Man, thank you very much Christopher we appreciate it and he says... You know what if that was a check? Yeah it would have 15 cents. 15 cents! We accept checks, we do. NoahJenThatDonations.com explains at all and he says happy Easter and Happy Easter to you Earl Thank you very much Sir Dude named Ralph, Commodore Sir Dude named Ralph in Miami Florida 421 85 Happy Easter another short note. Happy Easter to you and your families this donation is to wish my dad a Raphael a happy 85th birthday on Monday April 21st he's on the list too very good Commodore dude sir dude name Ralph
2:20:20 Chase Adams is in DeSoto, Missouri. 420.69 We gotcha! Greetings gents. I've been a regular listener since Rogan donation was a new thing, but to my own misfortune... ...I have never been above board with my three Ts and can only call myself a dirty dirty douchebag! However today marked a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and mystical confluence of numerology that compelled me to thank you for your time talent and treasure with some of my own Though no amount of money will be enough to compensate for my incredibly small amygdala, hopefully this will help you... ...help keep you one more episode away from your impending backup plan. You mean exit strategy? By the way Adam if you are looking to celebrate today I operate a website Blazed Deals
2:21:12 Blazed deals which scans over 600 online cannabis retailers so you can find the very lowest price on what you're looking for Simply visit blazed deals. Oh, it's blazed deals I guess and click the category of product You prefer to find everything on the net order by milligram per dollar best value first love you guys Thank you So much for what you do could I get a deducing a Rogan donation and the B in? The B and then it stops what happened to the rest of his note I don't know. N is for bee. I need to talk to management about that. You've been de-douche'd! Oh, sorry let me do that again... I hit the douche button. You've been de-douched! Morgan Donation There we go all right thank you now we have MFDX of Anjou which i assume is in France but we don't know for sure. We don't know for sure do we?
2:22:13 42069, another 42069 which is interesting. He doesn't really have much of a note he just says Elon should buy a Blue Origin space flight for Dylan and five lucky friends but what he does have is a script. Yes For a jingle request, what he wants is two Fauci Wheeze followed by a Fauci Wheeze with one half second pause and then 69-69 Dude. I think i can do it. 69! 69 Dudes!
2:22:51 Clearly he is recording this and wants to ISO it and use it as a ringtone. Why else would you do it? Of course! Jessica Provencher, now could be Preventure but I think it's Provencher she's in Toronto Ontario Please de-douche me. You've been de-douched! I have no time or talent but please accept some of my treasure, happy 420 to those that partake and Happy Easter to all Jessica Provencher Merci beaucoup Onward with Sir Stoner Boner in Kent, Washington. 420 simple and easy Happy Easter from Sir Stoner Boner Love you guys! Oh that's easy thank you
2:23:42 Steven Massey Hendersonville, North Carolina 350 and 25 cents this donation is way overdue de-douche please You've been de-douched And he says this executive producership is a switcheroo for my wife Mary Massey So let's make sure we do that right away. We'll put Mary in there so we don't mess that up Her business was flooded by Helene And this donation is in celebration of her launching a new business, White Lace & Denim located at the Tryon International Equestrian Center. Hmm... Can I get- do we have no website? White Lace and Denim. Can I get a dose with the best business success yak karma available? We will be scheduling a meetup at The Silver Spoon Saloon in the near future! Stay tuned! Alright here's your Yak Business Karma. You've got karma
2:24:41 Yeah, we got a sad note coming up here. It's a sad note is this one yeah sad note This is from the future sir Friar Joe and New Hartford Iowa 333 dot 69 not that six lines today I'm sending this donation with a heavy heart to mark the passing of One of the great knights of the Noah agenda roundtable Baron Sir linemen of the net Raleigh Hawk. Yes We lost him On March 26th, he had a large benign brain tumor removed and the procedure went well. And his recovery seemed to be off to a great start. Unfortunately 12 days later, he collapsed at his home on April 7 from what appeared to be a seizure and heart attack that followed. He never regained consciousness and passed officially on April 13th at the age of 46. No good! Sudden death.
2:25:37 Raleigh punched me in the mouth back in 2019. I have been a No Agenda listener and a producer ever since Raleigh was an elder at the church, I ministered at for six years, and a mentor and a very close friend—I'm bit lost without him—and there are many people in Southern Illinois mourning his loss. Adam when we noticed the beginning of your faith journey Raleigh and I would often refer to Mark 12 34 where Jesus says you are not far from the kingdom of God So thankful to call you a brother in Christ. Please keep his wife Robin and daughter Maddie in your prayers health karma all around the future surge prior Joe yes, now we're sorry that that we lost him I've had many emails with
2:26:25 Oh yeah. And Sir Lyman of the Net, Raleigh Hawk Yes and yes Robin and Maddie are in our prayers as Sir Raleigh has graduated And that is from future Sir Friar Joe Then we have David Hominy I remember David Hahn to me. Broken Arrow, Oklahoma 333 dot 33 resurrects it, sika dicks it! Hallelujah! I'm sure I butchered that Happy Easter to Noah Jen The Nation my smoking hot wife Kimberly and I listen to every show and love the media deconstruction you both provide we would like to call our two people Taylor and Jenna oh as douchebags! What am I doing? It's the COVID
2:27:10 For jingles, we'd love Scott Simon rev al respect in China asshole no pagan karma But made the risen Lord bless all David and Kim harmony broken arrow Oklahoma sufferin suck a dash. I'm Scott Simon Yes PICT Donald Trump don't trust China China is asshole. All right nice Chris, uh, I'm sorry Charles Bosch B-O-C-H in Scottsdale, Arizona. 333 dot 33 no note and so he'll get a double up karma Indeed he does You've got Double Up! Karma David Arneson Plymouth Minnesota 333 says I haven't donated in awhile and I'm feeling guilty about it
2:28:05 One question, have you ever looked into the Karen Reid case? Seems like a pretty shaky case against her. Here's an entertaining video on it which I immediately when i got the spreadsheet went oh! I'll watch this entertaining video yeah 56 minutes okay...I'll have to watch it later but thank you David Arneson for your support of the program Onward to associate executive producers. Matthew Hodges starts us off from Burlington, Washington 281-77 Hello! Long time intermittent listener first time donor please de-douche me You've been de-douched I started listening again with all the Ukraine stuff in the news This is funny because when most people stop Most people left? You guys are Russian puppets
2:28:55 I was almost brainwashed by their message. Thank you for shrinking my amygdala, may God bless you both! Thank You Amy's up next with a short row of ducks 222 from Leawood Kansas And it's a switcheroo, she says. This donation is for Richard M of Leawood Kansas in honor of his birthday on 420 please deduce it You've been de-douche'd Okay and we got that switcheroo Also play Obama Adams family no no no keep up the good work Okay you know what? No no no
2:29:36 No, no, no. What? Listen... You're in my house drinking the booze! No, no, no. Shame on you! You know back in the day John I think that producers just did more work for the show there was a lot of great jingles and stuff just seems like there was more than I don't know it's a cycle It's a very long cycle. It's a very long cycle and we're at the depths of the bottom! All right... Yeah, that stuff was a lot better
2:30:12 I mean, it was catchy. We had people that... I think maybe they had rhythm. It's hard to say. You know what? It was before AI when you had to have rhythm and chops to make something. I would give you that one. AI might be partly responsible. It is hurting everything that is creative or maybe it's helping. Cotton Gin says maybe that speaks of the quality of the show lately Maybe it does. Maybe it does what do you why is he listening? I don't know What are you doing Eli the coffee guy still listening that's all that counts as far as I'm concerned He's in Bensonville, Illinois at $204 and 20 cents and he says happy Easter or 420 or both regardless let's all enjoy the blessings of
2:30:58 The good Lord has bestowed upon us also. Happy Patriots Day, April 18th and 19th! Commemorate the ride of Paul Revere and the Battle of Lexington in Concord. And then don't forget April 20th is Martial Law day with all these great occasions to celebrate we suggest you enjoy a fine cup of coffee Ask Adam. Visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use the code ITM20 for 20% off your order stay caffeinated says Eli the Coffee Guy And as a special donation segment extra clip here is a local news report about those very reenactments it has indeed been 250 years since Paul Revere rode and the Battle of Lexington and Concord Lay down your arms
2:31:46 The sparsity rebels disperse. With the field! overseas to take part in this historic reenactment. Eight Americans we know were killed, several others wounded and it all happened 250 years ago today Jordan. Then Concord also marked the battle with a dawn salute and check this out right now we're expecting to see some cannons and potentially some muskets fire off or maybe right now
2:32:26 How's that for timing? That is exactly the moment I wanted us all to see in replay from when Mike heard that cannon go off. Too funny! Such a great tribute to this... He's now deaf by the way, we should mention it. I went to Lexington Green. It was very impressive. Very impressive place The shot heard around the world Look it up people We're gonna get a lot of these 250 year things in the next year A lot of things happened between this weekend. Now and then, that's right Pat Eckert is in Rochester Minnesota $200 associate executive producer for Pat and Pat says show 1757 match week just happened in March for resident doctors where residents are informed of their residency placements I oh okay this isn't a native ad
2:33:17 I'm seeking a renter in Rochester, Minnesota for a three-bedroom 1.5 bath home for rent featuring a one car attached garage priced at $2,000 per month this property is situated on a one acre lot on the edge of town in Rochester, Minnesota To view pictures and obtain additional information, please search for 1225 Robin Lane, Southeast Rochester Minnesota on Zillow.com As a special offer mention the code name Bongino to receive $100 per month discount! Well how about that for deal? Thank you for your diligent effort boys Thank you Pat. We're now the classifieds. We're Zillow basically, we've always been the classifieds Well talking about that sort of thing we have Linda Lou Patkin who's last on our list of associate executive producers from Lakewood Colorado at 200 bucks and she promotes herself by asking for jobs Carmen and says for a competitive edge
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