2:58:21 But our producers are still alive. Oh, what a bridge! What a segue... Oh you're just spiking the ball there. You could have stopped It was so bad I had to spike it to distract from the horrible segue i made Yes, our producers $50 and above we'd love to thank them for their contribution to the show. And remember we have John's tip of the day coming up and by the way for Sunday I have a tip! I want do the Sunday Tip Or we can both do a tip, but I think have a good time. I don't care. Well, I know you don't care but maybe you should be oh that's nice Oh, that's not it You know double-tip Sunday There you go put it in the newsletter double tips on day everybody not just the tip a double tip We got some meetups we have some doctors to congratulate and John will take us through the 50s
2:59:17 Yeah, starting with Craig Hoy. Hoy! Hoyhoy! What a great name he's in Pacifica California $133.33 Forever of the Watt in Linwood Michigan 123 45 Siska Bram in Ada Ada Ada Eda Ada Eda Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Ada Holland 101 70 Vert Fuller or wert vert it's got to be vert and Batavia, New York 100 yes in a note you want to take a look at that note and see there's anything in there We should read. Yeah Let me take a look what were said word said That's sir short for nothing by the way John Adam Thank you for what? You this is nice little one nice little piece papers got here thank you for what you do and for reading The Note of The Vietnam Vet Passing My Brotherhood Is quickly
3:00:15 Leaving around leaving around me. Hmm, please give all my Vietnam vets karma Yeah, my brother is quickly Oh Brotherhood it oh yes of course there the where is our good old sergeant by the way? No, he's probably still around I hope please change My knight name from sir diet to short for nothing The treasure is just because thank you brother sir short for nothing Kevin McLaughlin's up. 8008. It was a boob donation, he is the Archduke of Luna. Lover of America and boobs! Uh, Jobim I guess in Leiden. How do you pronounce that? Dutch. There's a dutch guy he is in Leiden and he's in Holland His name is... well that's not a dutch name It says Xobim He has a pronunciation guide there Oh I didn't see that And he wants a de-douching You've been de-douched
3:01:17 He came in at 80082. He says he's been listening since that 70s podcast, it's you I think? That's...I've never done that 70s podcast. Christopher Myers in Dallas Texas 75 Weston Wagoner, Weston Wagoner. He is in Fairbanks Alaska 6969 He wants some car sales karma, we'll give him that at the end. Tim Carolla in Manassas Virginia 6813, that's a birthday donation for his dad's Tim Senior and himself Tim Junior they listen to a lot Jim Cleary in Paradise California 6006 Anonymous 85060
3:02:04 And he needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched! Christopher Dechter, 5878 Richard Dominelli in Dover New Hampshire 5272 and that's a happy birthday call to Lydia Baron Anonymous Cop in Redwood City there is 5050 and now we have the $50 donors name of location very short list today We didn't get a lot of attention Mike Moon starts us off in Athens Georgia 50-foot, Andrew Grasso in Mineola New York. Tom Del Vecchio in Blandon Pennsylvania. Stephen Ng in Buck's Elder South Dakota. Gary Mao and Woodland Hills California. Andrew St Clair in Salem Oregon. Dame Patricia Worthington in Miami
3:02:49 Jared Yaw in Nashville, Tennessee. Brandon Savlaa in Port Orchard Washington Kevin Dills and Huntersville North Carolina Christian Freeman in San Marcos Texas and last on our list is Diane Schwannbeck in Johnsburg Illinois want to thank these folks for making the show whatever it is 1712 The reality that it became Oh, by the way Andrew St. Clair in Salem Oregon needed a de-douching You've been de-douche'd Taken care of! Thank you all very much for supporting The No Agenda Show episode 1712 noagendadonations.com is where you can go make a contribution we don't read anything under 50 so thank you those $49.99 that's course for reasons of anonymity although sometimes the anonymous spooks just come and say I'm an anonymous spook there ya
3:03:44 We didn't get any anonymous spooks. Why do you have one government guy? Yeah, we got one government guy. We just presume he's a spook Also thank you for the sustaining donations Any amount any frequency you can do it all at noagendadonations.com Here is to karma as requested Thank You so much! NoahJenTheDonations.com! It's your birthday, birthday of Noah Jen the Donation! A short list for that as well but Tim Jr wishes his dad Tim Sr a happy birthday he turned 64 on November 10 Sir Craig Allen celebrated on the 14th that is today Happy Birthday Sir Craig Sir Stuart turning 60 on November 26 and Richard Dominelli
3:04:27 And it's happy birthday to Dame Lydia Terry. Congratulations for everybody here at the best podcast in the universe! And we do have two title changes. Sir Stuart now becomes Sir Stuart the Angry Accountant, Baron of Milford I'll read parts of his note in a moment and Sir Craig Allen becomes Baronet Sir Craig Allen Thank you both for your support and your uppage on the peerage ladder of the No Agenda show. There it is, what is it again? Just a regular old seltzer? Polar Seltzer. Time to welcome our doctors of education in climate change studies
3:05:12 Thank you very much for attending our No Agenda courses. You have done quite well and we are very proud to hand out Doctors of Education to Rick Bunch and Sir Craig Allen! Yes, Doctors of Education of the no agenda studies of climate change! I'm getting there...I'm feeling better about it. So Sir Stewart had a make good And he said, greetings from England to celebrate my upcoming 60th birthday on the 26 November and the 25 years of marriage. My wonderful wife Michelle on the 27th November I would like to apply to become a doctor of education and have donated the appropriate fee $1,000 plus fees to enable the application to go smoothly subject your kind approval
3:06:02 I would also like to thank you for giving me a wonderful dose of Jobs Trump karma when i was awarded a Commodore certificate For show 1700 this has resulted in me being offered a wonderful new education role which the doctor will be very helpful in boosting my academic credentials. And for my daughter, Lucy has now finally secured an excellent part-time role to build her CV and work experience after months of Noah disappointment. No agenda jobs karma clearly is the most powerful force in the universe! And he also gives us credit for helping get President Trump elected. I don't know about that. It's all us! Thank you very much, it wasn't for us Then we have a layaway night note from Rick Fournival He says,
3:06:54 and I will reach baronet status on Christmas day 2025. I was going to wait until then to collect my dual status, but during the last program a segment was presented that merits attention. During the show you played a clip of Nigel Farage singing the praises of The No Agenda Show yourself and his eminence John C Dvorak While hearing the clip, my thoughts went to isn't this cool? Nigel is fan of the show. You then immediately gave proper notice that this was a paid endorsement I was pretty much gobsmacked This was an incredibly clear lesson that is more likely than not how most endorsements go At 67 I'm no spring chicken to find myself in the situation was to say the least jarring
3:07:33 Well, thank you for bringing this up Rick and some other people have decided to give money to celebrities. To promote No Agenda please don't do that anymore support the show not celebrities This is this isn't it? You know It was funny when it wasn't Nigel Farage and we appreciate people trying to do something nice But we think it would be better spent on us This is where you have bills to pay. Yes, so even though I'm reminded of the bricks But the but the bricks that money still went to Leo didn't it? Yeah People gave Leo money and then they put up a brick that said no agenda show on the old brick house That was no good And where did those bricks end up because he had to move yeah, they trashed them trash them is gone It's no good
3:08:28 Hmm. That's a very good point, you are right We don't need no agenda bricks That sword is for our two knights I need a sword from you so we can bring them up on the podium for the round table Hello Rick Bunch and Rick Furniball! Both of you support The No Agenda Show in the amount of $1,000 or more And i'm very proud to pronounce the Kate V as Sir Ricky Bobby Of the Land of Many Wives and Sir Rick of the Northern Piedmont Thank you so much for supporting your No Agenda show. For you gentlemen, hookers and blow! We've got prostitutes and cigars, rent boys in chardonnay along with that if that's not your style some harlots and howl doll or redheads and rise organic macaroni and plasticizers oh yummy geishas and sake vodka vanilla bong hits of bourbon sparkling cider escorts ginger ale and gerbils breast milk and pablum and as always at the round table
3:09:22 Mutton and Mead right there ready for you. And while you're munching on it, while you're enjoying a fine cigar with your prostitute go to noagenderings.com that's where... sorry I mean... Hey babe! Let my cigar! Go to noagenderings.com, you'll see the handsome knight ring there and it's also we have for dames as well of course and it's a signet ring so you can hit someone in the mouth leave a lasting impression or you can use the wax that we provide for you to seal your important correspondence We love getting those in the PO box It's always fun to crack open a wax seal And it comes with a certificate of authenticity NoAgenderRings.com is also for your doctorates if you want us to get the right name on it
3:10:06 So you can probably display that in your office at your university job and give us an address to send it as well. Thank you so much everybody for supporting the best podcast in the universe! A lot of meetups this month all the way up through the new year. No reports today, I did receive a report but someone like copy pasted a Word document into the email and that becomes unreadable have you ever seen that happen where someone copy paste a word doc and it just gets all these control characters?
3:10:46 You ever seen that? I don't know if people who know what they're doing ever do that. Well, it happened twice. Sent the same record so i could not read... Don't do it! It was even weirder and I said it. Saving this plain shi- you said it, I heard that Yes when I did reply my email program couldn't even find the reply to address. It just had an empty field. It was the oddest thing Maybe it was a spam No no no, it says like meetup report Anyway Today there is a... From the Meetup report spam. The Central Colorado election hangover meet up is at six o'clock man, are you guys still drinking?
3:11:23 At O'Malley's Pub, Palmer Lake Colorado. On Saturday the Dallas-Fort Worth MidCities Meetup that's 11 30 in the morning Sir Nerdworks is organizing the Bourbon Street Bar and Grill in Bedford Texas also on Saturday The Shrunken Amygdala Support Group meets at two o'clock at Taft's Brewporium in Cincinnati Ohio The Treasure Valley meet up three o'clock on Saturday at Heritage Social Club in Garden City Idaho The Texas Hill Country Post Election Freak Off Happy Hour 3.30, that's in Bernie! Bernie! That's right down the road, pure country. Oh man I think we have something on Saturday...I'll check The Feral Housewife organizing that one All aboard flight of the Noah gentleman number 57 Leo Bravo organizing in Fulton California at the Santa Fe Cafe on Saturday Minnesota Wellness Check 430 at O'Brien Public House in Shakopee Minnesota
3:12:21 Alexandria, Virginia. New location meet up 5 o'clock the spooks meet at the Lost Dog Cafe in Alexandria, Virginia And Sunday our next show day the Ocala glass bottom boat tour meetup. Hey, this is the Florida people the Reiki princess These meetups are amazing their big there's always a theme you have to RSVP To get details go to no agenda meetups calm at 1230 the glass boat bottom meet up So I guess they've got it glass boat And that's in Ocala, Florida. That should be a fun one. They just have a glass boat bottom Well that's possible The Reiki princess though she does the shoot-ups and all kinds of fun stuff
3:13:01 The Black Hills No Agenda meetup in South Dakota, Spearfish to be exact. The Crow Peak Brewing 3 o'clock on Sunday... Oh my goodness a lot two more! The Too Many Eggs Keene New Hampshire Meet Up 333 p.m., Mimi says hey that's great Margarita's Keene, Keene New Hampshire too many eggs meetup and the Land of the Morning Calm meet up at 7 o'clock in Burger & Pasta in Korea in Busan, Korea. Oh that would be great! Mr Taegu is organizing there Imagine going to Korea and like ah what are we gonna do? Baga and pasta okay that sounds perfect Hey send us a meetup report we look forward to it there oh November 21st El Zante el Salvador We need meet up reports people these are good let me see if you have any other foreign places Leiden the Netherlands December 12th
3:13:57 Sometimes you wanna go I have...I don't know how this happened, but i have so many end of show isos it's just not okay. It's not okay