2:34:01 but much appreciated because it's great for the show of executive and associate executive producers. And, of course we have this was the Wednesday was the last day, the last day for the triple bagger of a no agenda PhD an official PhD certificate, the whole deal which begets you a instant night or incident and or title upgrade and an executive producership And wow, you know people just really came in at the last minute. Last-minute Charlies came in. Last Minute Charlies. Frank Ajzinsatz? I wonder if that's how you pronounce it... Ajzinsatz He is in Armadale Victoria Australia and I haven't seen one of these numbers in a while 1 2 5 6 8 7
2:34:53 There's got to be something up with that. Maybe that's what it takes to get to a thousand since his dollary dues, he says last day of PhD opportunity something I would not miss so a donation of one two five six eight seven which also takes me to the official US dollar total to become Duke Frank there you go to be known henceforth as the Duke frankness no jingles just some revenue generating karma Keep up the amazing work spreading the message and evidence about how inept and compromised most of the mainstream media is today Thank you. You nailed it there that's exactly what we do regards Frank Oh Agen start a go pronunciation guide Armadale, Victoria Australia Duke of frankness Yes, you shall be the duke in momentarily and here's that karma us for my friend. You've got karma Robert Dawson
2:35:46 who happens to be in Taiwan, came in with one two three four five six. And this took a while to get through he had to... He was working on Zelle and then he did something, he finally got some money through using Capital One going straight into the bank. Oh no! It was it was a week of work back and forth and back and forth So Jay was on that the whole time? No I was actually. He got it in and by the way, there will be some laggards that you know There's a guy who said send him pile. It does some stuff just gonna come in the mail is gonna be postmarked It's gonna be late so we have a few more of these pH We of course would have enough PhDs for all we don't care no
2:36:32 Except for the long notes, but luckily Dawson didn't have a long note He says looking forward to taking the seat next all the Knights and dames and new age PhDs at that illustrious roundtable I'll take a big portion of that mutton in mead. I'll bring high mountain oolong and the whole group At the end of our twice weekly banquets, he probably has these in Taiwan which has terrific food. He's having banquets twice a week. Cheers John and Adam thank you for all the bottom of my heart and my wife's bottom too! Ha! Here's to the next 16 years, karma all around. All right, karma all around! Thank you very much Robert Dawson You've got... Karma Karma and oolong Derek Heibrink Plymouth Minnesota 123456 ITM thank you for your media deconstruction no agenda has kept me company for over 10 years on long car rides and long distance runs please knight me sir Derek protector of Star Lake I'm looking forward to checking the graduate degree box in the next census
2:37:31 Yeah, I guess. Is there a box for that? I guess there is a box for that. Must be! Way to go. I like it. Jingles F Cancer Karma for all listeners. You've got karma. I checked the box because i thought that's what you meant. That was right man. Pluma 111111 RoaDix What's a roa... yeah so big roa dicks Lots of ground to cover today, forgive the lengthy note. I'm a proud monthly supporter as everyone should be! All caps and grateful is the common word to accurately describe what is gained through your tireless devotion to the process that production quality in the unparalleled lessons on deconstruction Wow
2:38:21 As a lifelong student, I'm thrilled to receive the No Agenda PhD executive producer etc. Hook up my soul sister Kelly Rigo with 11111 is $111.11 of producer credit for upcoming 40th birthday and keep track of that on January 4th." I hope she's on the list. This is a nightmare for Jay to put this thing together today. Other people would have quit And please decree me as Pluma Dame of the Feathered Whales. Oh, it's a her! Nice, Pluma. It's a her! Pluma is a Her! By trade I've worked in radio film TV festivals and events for more than a decade. I've held the creative producer role in event toward projects that raise consciousness and help us all become better humans which appears to be a lifelong mission
2:39:06 I'm between projects now and a very inspiring gig in Saudi Arabia is at a standstill. So, i am putting my faith on some sweet pagan jobs of karma Much yeah, I would some class you mentioned pagan jobs karma We have we have a number of people that refuse karma because they yeah cuz the pagan yes is pagan Yes, although it's not really in this case for them. It's no agenda Yeah divine assignment from the huihui shores of Hawaii she's in Hawaii Mahalo Nui Loa for your courage put Kelly Rigo on the birthday list and give her a biscuit They always give me a biscuit on my birthday. Got that? Gem and bolt mezcal at the round table, full of fruit Alright here's your monk karma You've got karma I forgot about that one We have Kevin McLaughlin! Concord North Carolina our boob man And he comes What about Kirk? Oh sorry we got Kirk Pettis It scrolled past him
2:40:10 The spreadsheet. I'm sorry, Kirk Pettis Hopkins Minnesota 1100 Thank you John and Adam J O N Truly the best podcast in universe The last eleven years has ingrained inspiration and reverberation The PhD has triggered my vanity and forced the procrastination Hey! Made another rhyme King me... king me Knight me as Sir Rain the Kingmaker PhD Karma for all You've got karma So Kevin McLaughlin decides to come in and I would have never seen him as a last-minute Charlie since he's very consistent. He is Conquer North Carolina 108 oh, you've got boob in there one Oh eight or eight Which is a PhD with a boob donation include incorporated twist? It was cancer karma for all those who need it Could you please squeeze the melon mix by sound guy Steven at the end of the show and we did that
2:41:07 Uh, Archduke of Lunars. 1612. You bet boy. Oak Grove, Missouri. 1044. Sirs you both always make my day when listening My wife is so sick of me sitting with my ear pods on giggling to myself I've had the show on in the car many times Make her listen Oof! I've had the show on in the car many times during our constant travels She just doesn't get it Oh well Her loss...I figure
2:41:44 I've been a listener since episode 104. I did go back and listen to the previous 103 episodes as well, hahaha! I don't remember what the name of the show was that mentioned your podcast but it was Jack Love or something like that who at the time was a regular Alex Jones guest from Austin Texas he was copying your value for value system That's not copying, that is open source we want people to move forward with this It is the only way forward The ONLY WAY I was so intrigued by this way of doing business that i had to listen in. I'd say, in a roundabout way my donations are an Alex Jones donation! He's always right by the way even though I no longer listened to him unless Adam is a guest. I would humbly ask to become Sir Curl The Wagons protector of the Missouri Ozarks from Moberly South to Branson This is definitely the most beautiful part of the country of ours. I've set in place a plan that allows no agenda listeners... oh yes
2:42:38 The opportunity to visit the Ozarks, please release this email to NoAgendaNation. It's noagendareservations at gmail dot com and any reservations of his properties will be discounted 60 to 70 percent if you email him. We've seen his properties, they're nice properties in the Ozarks If you're looking for a trip there then definitely hit him up And he wants the Jingles Fisting Nuts and The Whole Load I got that for ya Just go for it John Tell us your peeve about the fisting method of eating snacks on airplanes I see this on the airplane and it's very annoying and I think it will result in fights breaking out because its just so annoying to watch
2:43:20 Guy takes his bag of peanuts and throws a pile of them into the palm of his hand, and then he makes a fist around the nuts. Around the nuts... I'm gonna give you the whole load today! There ya go it's a little too long it's not quite a jingle so there you go man thank you Matt Liebeck in Rimrock, Arizona. There's another one we had to go back for the get he wanted it do a direct deposit managed to go through PayPal anyway 1033 dot three three and that 3-3 dot 33 is the PayPal fee which thank you Thank you very much. I'll keep it short and sweet Couldn't pass up the PhD from the guys who taught me so much
2:44:03 And I need a deduction You've been D douched. I'll take the show credit in the PhD but like to pass the knighthood to my dad John That's well, hopefully that got on there. Yeah, I think it did god bless you both and no jingles No karma Thanks for your courage and is pronounced Lee Bick Lee Bick not Liebich Lee Bick Matt Leibach Justin Frank Polgar is in Santa Cruz, California. 1033 and a penny! In the morning professors Currie and Dvorak thank you for your dedication to this craft chocolate blessings to all Gitmo nationals put those blessings in your mouth at yescocoa.com
2:44:44 Yes, coco.com! That's Coco with a C-A-O. The C-A-C-A-O yeah ITM gets you 11% off I earned my bachelor's degree in introspective humanistic behavior from UC Santa Cruz yes i created the major I've spent the last 15 years making chocolate and rehearsing reality not for the greater good but for the greatest great God wins After thousands of hours of amygdala squashing on the 333rd day of 2023, a PhD in media deconstruction is the next obvious yes. Can't wait to hear Adam's motivational commencement speech! For my—it's going to be a long one—for my knighthood I shall be known as Sir Yes Sir for the feast please have durian uni and my hot wife on a platter
2:45:27 I'll bring the chocolate. For jingles, it's a good time for The Shapeshifting Jews, JCDs Antz and Pasta Glock! You're asking for a lot my friend... hold on a second It's uh... Antz Oh man It's all gonna be short pieces of it because this would by itself six minutes if we played all of it Nice fade, Curry.
2:46:14 I got ants. Man, I can't find it... I got ants. I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun! You racist piece of shit! I've got to my pasta glock locked and loaded! Pew pew There we go. These are not jingles, these are mixes. Yeah these are not jingles people I will mention this since he did mention it about getting a... He made his own major at the University of California system throughout the state you can make up your own major Really? And you just go to your council counselor will put together with the courses you need and so you could get a degree in media deconstruction from Cal Berkeley if you
2:47:07 Wanted to but yeah, you know just you get one from the no agenda show for less money and Cal Berkeley It'll cost you a hundred fifty thousand dollars Sir, Midnight of the Rivers in Pensacola Florida 1022.52 PhD with a small duck-duck gray duck donation Minnesnota producers will understand Please give me a title change to Sir Jason Rivers and some F cancer karma Thank you for your courage And thank you for your courage You've got karma. Sir Don with a thousand thirteen and a swazzling off at the end 69 cents I went to college for eight years from 1998 to 2006 earned five bachelor's degrees, a doctorate wasn't available for my field of interest they've been completely worthless in my professional life sounds about right listening to the best podcast in the universe for the last 16 years
2:48:02 has provided far more education and the lifelong value than college ever could, even the alcohol and drugs part. I threw my diplomas away many years ago, but i will proudly hang the no agenda PhD on my office wall. I'd also like to say happy birthday to my smoking hot mill fiance Dame Audra of Legoland who celebrates 45 trips around the sun December 1st love you most baby Unfortunately seems to be called out as a douchebag for not donating for nearly two years well that's not real...douche bag is someone has never donated so you're kind of harsh on your Lovely lady there. She says, baronet sounds too feminine for the savage beast of a man I am so until I reach Baron status I humbly request the title change from Sir Don to Dr. Don So she can brag about marrying a doctor Can you please play the French Bulldog F-35 goat screams capped with R2D2 relationship karma? Oh my goodness Okay It's not exactly the way you call it
2:49:06 I can do some of that, yes. I think I can. Uh, please de-douche? You've been de-douched. Please call out my douchebag nephew Ty Walker. He says I think you need to have something worse than a douche bag because you use it for people like my douchebag nephew Blake Walker!
2:49:54 So is that another douchebag? Who didn't have the common courtesy to hit me in the mouth. Minor switcheroo, please credit five dollars you do all the accounting for Ty Blake I don't want douchebags at my house through the holidays. I'm keeping the thousands from my knighthood and PhD Please Knight me sir Viper 515 He's like a Parrots Bay coconut rum 90 and a barks red cream soda and West Milton, Ohio fireman's waffles. You only get two at the round table we'll give you all of them. Jingles whooping with the Constitution Sharpton and hoping for no exit strategy M Scott Clark. Now get out there and whoop Obama's behind!
2:50:43 My god Yes, I see what you got somewhere to be no. I'm here okay Then we have Jack Ash, Snohomish Washington. $1,033. That's a great name! In the morning, gents. I've been meaning to donate for a while now but kept putting it off as I've been meaning to put a note together with a little insight slash boots on the ground on a few things y'all have mentioned over the last several months I've been listening more earnestly. I heard Adam on Rogan a few years back and listened sporadically until early this year Anyway this is not that note Thank you Just bugging you guys for a title and another sheepskin I'd like to known as Sir Jack Ash
2:51:39 Pronounced as one word akin to jackass. Yeah, I got it wandering Sasquatch of the Gardena Snohomish and Wataga Valleys Hereafter the monikers Jack Ash or that damn sasquatch will suffice aside from the standard fare. I'd like to will again cook coo Kiwi-lango burger from Bareback Grill, Pizza Port Beer Buddies, Jagger fries from Fred's Rivertown Alehouse and Apex IPA from Sound to submitting brewing squas at the round table. You only get two! Don't do these things... They're just doing it to... This is... you're a narcissist but we love you
2:52:20 OXO, 0x0 to more closely match Adam's 5x5 how I see it when he says 5x5 in my shorthand. No jingles no karma thanks again gents! Thank you Jack Ash. So long Jack Ash. Chris Fosgate, 1000 parts unknown. Congratulations on making it to 1611 well 1612 now No agenda is the only source of news I can stand these days So very glad that you both invest your time in superior media deconstruction Skills, thanks for all you do. Night me Sir Chris night in the Kansas City real estate no jingles no karma there ya go there's a note. That's a note how about this one though Joel Hanson from Modesto California 1000 sir shmole of the skinny white guys Keystone light and kibble for my noble steeds you guys rock thank you for your courage now that's what I call a good note Andy Cracciolo in Phoenix Arizona
2:53:20 Which is also where they put a lot of people in witness protection. Oh really? One thousand! ITM gentlemen, it's been over a year since my last donation this almost sounds like time... Almost sounds like TIME since my last donation Anywhooo Life has been tragic and all over the place, but I won't bore you with that information. I just wanted to wish you two a belated Thanksgiving have an amazing end of year You deserve a lot more than you've ever received for all the hard work in entertainment you provide Thank you so much for everything! I have no idea what my current title is last was Baron Crack ruler of Arizona and Cabo But I think it with this I hopefully get a PhD And then if I'm late then enjoy the spoils extra mutton and meat please
2:54:07 And the f-35 gold screen karma scream you've got No! Karma. Hmm Robin Robson or Robeson I guess Robeson 1000 John. I'm near spasm He's in Canada. I'll say he's from spasm is I had it so you always gets a laugh in Canada? We told the story before I was given my first speech and it was in Vancouver and the guy comes out of me says you want to get A laugh, I said yeah, this is just somehow working that town name of spasm
2:55:07 I got a huge laugh. Yes, of course. I shall henceforth be known as Sir Robin of the Wack. Chilliwack BC get it? Candinavia! Please de-douche me. You've been de-douched. I couldn't pass up this chance to become a PhD Knight. Rogan donation. Anonymous comes in with a switcheroo. Adam and John, hope this finds you well! $1,000 I'm writing as i am making a one thousand dollar donation to the show an honor of my friend Tom Tom introduced me and several others to no agenda in 2019 we haven't been here since the beginning but we have been here through COVID Ukraine and all the distractions Tom's wife went to heaven a few weeks ago at the much too young age of 43 oh man
2:55:51 leaving behind Tom and their three wonderful kids. I'm sure he has, it sounds like he has a great set of friends and community around him So in memory of Tom's wife we are making the donation such that Tom forever claims his seat at the No Agenda Roundtable And knows the support of all the knights dames and douchebags that make up The No Agenda Family! Tom will be known as Sir Thomas Lord Of The Ham Radio Hobbits No karma, please. But we do wish for a dedouche- You've been de-douched And we also request full throated That's Bullcrap from John That's bull crap! That is one of the best ones you've done that may be a show opener Well they can use that for their ringtone Do people still do ringtones?
2:56:38 It's even called a ringtone. Yeah, I think some people do and most people... The one that is the most annoying is the people who have the phone ring That lousy old-fashioned ring. Yeah, it's just not annoying. Remco de Vrijer De Vrijer! De Vrijer! In penis Rotterdam Pernis! Pernis Oh, I thought it says penis. Yeah no sense there's an R in there. Pernis. Oh, 1000 I missed it! About two years ago I hired Dame Tuthola following a tweet about her being fired for not getting the shot. She immediately hit me in the mouth and I never missed this show since
2:57:21 I'm glad that i am no longer a douchebag Remco and would like to be known as Sir Remco, Knight of Tevisa and the Spanish refuge of Ribera Debra. I expect Dame Tutola to change my name accordingly on her phone contacts. She now has me listed as douchebag Remo! No jingles but health karma for everyone who needs it, keep up the good work. Sir Remco Knight of Tevisa and Spanish Refuge of Ribeira Debra. From penis the Netherlands, yes. Penis the Netherlands. You've got karma. And the ducks go crazy! Oh look at this we have www.wilddirtco.com
2:58:09 Hello, for my Instant Night please dub me Sir Viber of Still Waters and de-douche me. You've been dedouched! And because I have this opportunity... ...I'm offering all No Agenda producers $333 off any land purchase as well as a $330 switcheroo donation in your name if you go to www.wilddirtco.com and buy some land We specialize in super rural and desirable parcels of raw land, homestead or bug out all with payment plan options. How about that? I gotta look at that myself! Well that's some business... I love the bug out! I need some bug out land
2:58:48 Bug out, man. We had a very busy season are running low on inventory. Oh well stocks last! The 333 plus 333 deal at wilddirtco.com is open to you from now until eternity thank you for your service PS A PSA, really? We are currently in a golden age of memes and some of the best curated memes are found on No Agenda Social. However fellow memers we can do better no likes and no boosts means your post is subpar! And you failed to hit the mark let's up our game boys and girls stop posting trash I'm with ya on that that so that's exactly what i want to say
2:59:27 Well, that was well put. I want to look at wilddirtco.com While you do that i'm going to go to Vouse... Vouse? Vouse! Viscount of Hamilton 1,000. Greetings from the beautiful Westfield Indiana that's where he is from this is the Viscount of Hamilton and the two pennies supporting your excellent program signing up for the PhD for myself and also to Insta Dame my better half as one those split donations and obtain a PhD for her as well ah! He does have a second one here from the Viscount of Hamilton for Dame Missy also $1,000 so he has put $2,000 in it should be at the top
3:00:05 She is certainly worthy of a Devin listen since the beginning hitting me in the mouth as it'd be a surprise early Christmas gift for her For now let her be Dame Missy for the ceremony and she can let you know if she prefers another name God willing We will be at the indie meetup on Monday. Monday, Monday, Monday! Monday so no J No K And god bless you both yours truly the Viscount of Hamilton into two pennies So okay The Wild Dirt Co Over seven years in the business of flipping wild dirt. Fantastic. Anonymous with a thousand, can I please request Ben Shapiro? Oh my god! Do we have that? That's not a jingo... I don't know that we do. When I read this note and said oh no... No, that's not him. But that's Ben. No, that's not him. I don't think we have Ben Shapiro doing that.
3:01:03 No, that's not Ben Shapiro. Is this one Ben Shapiro? Oh my god... Nope we don't have Ben Shapiro sorry. We don't have it logged No, I don't think we've ever had that one. That's just the bottom line. We've never had that. Followed by a Space Force from Trump... Yes! Space Force! Got that. I would like to be known as Sir Big A please for my night name thank you for everything you do. I listen to NO Agenda every Tuesday and Thursday. Oh it's interesting because we do it on Sundays but it's fine if you listen to it on Tuesday Thank you. Where's he from? He might be in Australia doesn't say. Well, he probably just listens to the Sunday show on Tuesday Yeah I guess okay Mike D's up and he's in for $1,000 and he says just like college I have waited To the last minute to turn in my paperwork there we go At least he's honest about it yeah I surely wanted to make the deadline for the no agenda PhD in media deconstruction all
3:01:58 Already more proud of this PhD than I am of my bachelors in business from Kansas State. Go ahead and de-douche me. You've been de-douched! At the round table I have what Adam's having along with a glass of tepid water, oh he's a podcaster and a wine bottle of whatever John is drinking. Please knight me Sir Mike Dee of the 7 Billion Rising. I'm a real estate broker in Texas, oh he's in Texas going on 20 years in last few years like concentrated more on creative financing in buying and selling property, leaving the banks out of it. There you go. Give a ring at 7billionrising.org He's got a story to tell I thank you two for showing up for us with an amazing podcast twice a week your media deconstruction is tops! I hope you never exit this fight much love for your leadership and everyone part of the No Agenda Nation from my new homestead in Kyle Texas where's Kylie? Kyle Texas no jingles Kyle Kyle Texas yes Thank You Mike
3:03:00 Nicholas Schroeder, 1000. Salutations Professors Currie and Dvorak having previously obtained knighthood in the title of Sergeant of Arms Protector of the Round Table under a pseudonym used in creative writing exercises I must now submit my tuition paid in full for the education received over the years from this honorable institution I am beyond ecstatic to have officially obtained my doctorate and i'm looking forward to the benefits that such a prestigious title will afford me. I'm appreciative for all the work you have done in the advanced and somewhat controversial field of media deconstruction thank you for your courage, and know that I regard this amount paid in my poverty but a fraction of the value received over the years keeping us safe and sane from all of the games at the corporate media plays on the public for the benefit of the highest bidder well put
3:03:45 I'm forever in your debt for the knowledge and the prompting to better myself in so many ways, including getting things as small as obtaining my ham radio license at Adam's Direction because John wouldn't renew his. I renewed it! I think you have... I hope to continue paying it back and forward in any way possible while I won't share my Brazilian hottie, I will bring cachaca to the graduation party to share with my... Cachacha Yeah, cachacha What is cachacha? It's a white, it's like a white rum only it is more like the Brazilian version. And we got that! And its got this very distinctive flavor that is made with sugar cane but has really different taste. Its delicious! Excellent! Cachaca is here
3:04:33 And I will share that with my... Kshasa. Kshasa. I know, I mispronounce it constantly. Penis Rotterdam. Penis Rotterdam. Kshasa. Penis To the graduation party to share with my cohort of fellow producers for this episode 73's respectfully deconstructed Nicholas J Schroeder 73's to you kilo 5 alpha Charlie Charlie did not add your call sign! Okay We'll let you slide. EGundirect.com check it out best weapons dealers on planet earth they've got every gun I've ever... They got a lot of good guns on that site worth looking at i'm going over there just the guns with Jay talking about them you know this is a 22 what
3:05:28 Sir Pants in Brookfield, Wisconsin comes in with another thousand and a switcheroo PhD for sir ass crack. Nice! He's the brother of Sir Pants give him some gentleman farming karma. You've got Karma All right, then we have that was kind of cool. We have Quint Y Newell With a thousand in the morning gents PhD me please no jingles No karma plenty of love and light to know agenda nation love you twos from quints Thank you And I'll do Henry Coco Zoli $1,000 no note and resolvent technologies Inc $1000 no note double up karma for you guys thank you so much you've got
3:06:15 Karma. Danielle Lawson in Night Me Sir Love, $1,000. Night Me Sir Love and Baron of Bay Ridge in Kings County New York any insights about pawns in the game or Whitney Webb books? Give me a Moe karma jingle please yeah you got other things to do with your time You've got. MoCom? Aaron Bojorkes, Bojorkes Mission Viejo California thousand please knight me Knight Filippo of the Barburia Plains. Baburia yeah. Baburia Verdo- Verdolagas with
3:07:08 What is it John? Go ahead, just pronounce it for me already. No go... I don't know... Verdolagos. I mean, I don't know what it is. Verdologas with pork and green sauce in a glass of cold tapache? Tapache? If I can't pronounce it, its hard for me to serve it! Yeah, well... you're out of luck. This is the way they talk in Mission Viejo! That's- oh that's the problem? Okay. Thank you Dr. Aaron Arnaldo Boyarquez. Boyarquez. This is tough Yeah, I'm not sure either. Sir Yogi! That's easier... in West Richland Washington a thousand. By the way we should mention this is an excessive... It is this is not your... it's very abnormal but we love it