Episode 1612 • • 2:34:01 - 3:07:59
1612: Global Donut
No Agenda PhD Graduation and Executive Producer Donations
A massive list of "Last-Minute Charlies" who donated to receive the "No Agenda PhD" is read. Notable donors include Duke Frank of Frankness, Robert Dawson in Taiwan, and Sir Derek Protector of Star Lake. The hosts process various knighthoods, title upgrades, and "karma" requests for the graduating class of media deconstructionists.