3:20:04 Can't be relied on. No, they suck! Hey let's thank some people. I'm gonna show my support by donating to KnowAgenda imagine all the people who could do that oh yeah that'd be fab All right i'm going to run through the people to thank here for Show 1441 People like contributed over $50 and showed their appreciation I want you if you can to keep an eye out for some de-douching because i'm gonna go as fast As, I can okay pretty long list sir christopher knight of the blockchain came in from munich Deutschland one hundred forty four dollars and eleven cents Dominic q in north arlington new. Jersey 1 2 3 4 5 has a birthday And I think somebody needs a
3:20:53 D-douching? Yes, he says uh... He needs a d-douching. You've been de-douched! Joseph Wenzel in Dawson Georgia And he has got a birthday coming up and thanks, says happy birthday to me too. Alexander Ray in Calhoun Georgia at $100.40. Baron Ladekin, $100 from Houston Texas. Bra Van Dyke, $100. John Robinet 100. Boris Sapaniak in Pleasantville New York 100. Eric Tse
3:21:35 Blasnitsky, I'm thinking. In Chesterfield Virginia 100. Jennifer Palmer 100 in Corpus Christi Texas. Corey Jackson in Waterton Tennessee a hundred. Dean Lewin 80-08 in Melcher Dallas Iowa Wow Sir Kevin McLaughlin, there he is. Yeah yeah! Duke of Luna, lover of America and boobs 8008 in Concord North Carolina Hold on! Kevin McLaughlin comes in second time 8008 from Concord North Carolina Whoops third time for the third show so he's keeping- He's doing it for every single show Oh wow that's what that is oh my goodness You know why he does this? He loves boobs And America Yeah he does 8008 Concord North Carolina
3:22:27 With all those 808s, we're bumping them up to associate executive producer. I agree. I agree. Wayne Cartini in Torrington Connecticut 7421. Corey Rule in Marion Iowa 7183 and he has a douchebag call out for Sergeant Burns. Douchebag! And it will give you a car for new job flying small aircraft later Lisa Mikowski in Sarasota, Florida 71. He's got a... What is this here? Oh thank you for... By the way I want to thank everyone for wishing me happy birthday especially the following people who come in This is 7033 from Scott of the Tall Corn in Davenport Iowa Happy Birthday John! This is Ryan Sir Jerry Curl Night Of All Things Greasy
3:23:19 7033 and that's a happy birthday call out. And these are $70 donors I'm just gonna name the names and locations These are all people saying happy birthday, John. I want to thank each and every one of them for putting out for that That celebration holy crap what this is a list? Yeah here we go alright Zenko Herne Kew, I think in Birmingham Alabama. Ivan Babik in Astoria New York Richard Altman in Winnipeg Manitoba Sarah Wood and Powell Wyoming Linda Sarunian in West Yellowstone Montana
3:24:03 Miao Disson in Altamont Springs, Florida. Dame Jen of the Free Republic of England in Ross on Rye Y UK 70. Mylan Sinal and Burnaby BC Roger Reynolds in Oceanside California Tracy O'Neill and Butler Kentucky Sarah Gordon in Tucson Arizona. Patricia Dame Patricia Worthington in Miami thanks Patricia. Sir Topher of the Toperley in Torperly, Cheshire UK 70. Elizabeth Vervnick in Laguna Hills. Aaron Tanner in Humble Texas. Jeffrey Montagna in Phoenix Arizona
3:24:57 Kaylin Nistore in Northville, Michigan. Baronet Sir Spencer Sumner in Sherwood Park, Alberta. Sir C Sharp of Dot Net in Austin right down the street from you. Zadock Brown in Puklani Hawaii. Brian Aguilar in Bella Fontaine, Ohio. Lisa Bernier in Clarkston Michigan Anthony Tomaszewski in Montebello New York Brian Navarro in Los Angeles California Lucas Ziwa I think Ziwa yeah I think that's close and he's in Munich Deutschland as we know it
3:25:48 Ryan Seafried in Cincinnati, Ohio has got a birthday also. Carl Lidner in Cary North Carolina. Timez Manu... Manu Cherry I think that is Continuing with the $70 we have Scott Riley from Meridian, Idaho Lisa Hill Milford Michigan Kevin Kaelin from Nashville Tennessee yuppa Franker from Wageningen a yappa Damien Alene Bridgetown st. Philip that is in was it Barbados Damian had Damien Kelly tester and Clinton
3:26:28 Arkansas, Arkansas. Dame Jennifer Charleston South Carolina Robert Vincent I'm hey Robert Vinson from Mars Pennsylvania Jeremy Fort, Jerome Idaho. Sir Vesa from the backside of Pikes Peak, Florissant Colorado. Jared Worthy, Bromley Kent that's in the UK We have sir Jake from Kennewick Washington surveilled Baron of FEMA region 4 in Palmetto Florida William Elliott in Aya Hawaii Harold McCoy Old Monroe Missouri
3:27:05 Joshua Smith, Norwood Young America Minnesota Steve Niles from Santa Cruz California Chris Terhart Abbotsford British Columbia Danny Shadix from Boise Idaho Ryan Tepperton Burnsville Minnesota Andrea Cody Houston Texas Daniel Lawson from Brooklyn Deborah Schinkowitz from Bolverde Texas Micah Edgerton from Linden Washington Kelly Flanagan from McCall, Idaho. Sir NBS in Chicago Illinois John Hawley and Blaine Minnesota Andre Pichu rice vague the Netherlands on Tamarik in Las Vegas Nevada John Kumar in London Rachel Ragnar in Austin Texas Peter Dullard in Milton Keynes Buckinghamshire Tracy Sullivan Tinley Park, Illinois Gilles Pavot in Paris France Scott
3:28:01 Benton in Tonawanda, New York. Frank Montwell, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Daniel Reicksecker in Archibald, Ohio. John Howard in Pasadena, Maryland Lisa Piles in South Lake, Texas. Sir Jeff off PA Route 33 in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Kevin Stevenson in Muscle Shoals Alabama Patrick Ryan Glenside Pennsylvania John Collins at Tascadero California Dark Sewer Network in Philadelphia PA Patrick Brayen in Sydney, New South Wales. Russell Warren Spring Creek Nevada Rita Harrington Sparks Nevada they should meet up Brian Skelton Cedar Park Texas
3:28:47 Sir Brad, Baron of the Jersey Shore and Delaware Valley Keeper of the Map in Malvern Pennsylvania. Erki Jurus in Finland Oulu 70 thank you for the birthday wishes there sir Chris protector of psychotic sausage dogs in Sachse Texas Vladislav Tiska Tiskiewicz in Brooklyn, New York Marty Sangrinos in Las Vegas and finally unknown well-wisher from parts unknown and those you do have to read the note You have to read those notes because these are nightings. Oh Do you have them handy? I have one of them I don't have the top one but I have this I have the anonymous one and I'll read it
3:29:37 These are nightings so they have to be read. Bye By law, by law. Law! This is a birthday donation for John as well as an April birthday call out to my husband who will remain anonymous he has been a producer with the sustaining donation for many years last fall his donations finally added up to enough for knighthood but he hasn't asked to be knighted that's my birthday gift to him I am going to ask him to be knighted and he's on the list far as i know As Sir Input Protector of The Least Of These Sir input protector of the least of these Whatever that means if he chooses to change it at some point He can let you know for the roundtable Please grill up some burgers topped with chipotle sauce and all of the fixings along with iced tea Thank you for all you do J of the Sierras now Marty T Sent in a note what can you just give me those? Those round table
3:30:42 Yes. Request again from this note? A burger topped with chipotle and all the fixings, chipotle sauce along with iced tea. Okay right the other note is not a that's a birthday note No, I thought it was a knighting. No we do have a make good that's a knighting note you want to grab the rest through 50? Yeah David Giffen is Leesburg Georgia $69 Doug Andrews 67 69 in Sykesville Maryland James Boreth in North Wales Pennsylvania 6666 Ashley Wilmus in Excelsior Springs Maryland
3:31:29 5555 she's got a birthday call up for her, her dad. Brian Furley thank you Brian 5510 Sir Tom Dari in DeForest Wisconsin 5510 Harry Pilgrim 5510 in Fredericksburg Virginia Zach Welch Burien Washington 55 Tracy Birchfield in Fishers Indiana another birthday for her husband Kristen Baltazar Zor in Concord, California. 5432 Luke Evans in Wellington Nevada 5404 you know we have a lot of people living in Concord California and they never show up to the meetups in Concord Michael Gates 5280 Mike Sisk 5050 Nikki Treat in Glenmore Pennsylvania and she says there are wearing bell bottoms 5747 Joseph
3:32:26 Joseph Gill, 5019 in Lakeville Minnesota nuts and needs a de-douching for his 39th birthday. You've been de-douched! Also he needs to call out to his douche bag brother Mark. Douchebag! And an HT to his buddy Sir Eagle Eye I don't know what that means. A hat tip. Oh a hat tip oh okay the show's been my truth Carl Zawadski in Niles, Illinois of 5001 and Larry Stewart 5001 in Norman Oklahoma. Now here's the last list of people and these are all $50 donors. Hold on just name- Carl needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched! And a penny for the taking. That is at 5002 Matt Rethlake in Fort Wayne Indiana is 50 Steven Apte in Viroqua
3:33:22 Wisconsin. Christopher Rivera in Netherland, Colorado Edward Mazurek in Memphis Tennessee Jonathan Meyer in Zinnia Ohio Zach Welch again in Burien Washington Ken is for three shows so he got it twice Kenneth Borix in Castaic California Villarreal! Villarreal uh... it is in texas is named kate elliott in lynchburg virginia david Hold on, hold on. Katie Elliot is important My name is Katie a birthday donation for Nate McDonald who hit me in the mouth a few years back I'm forever grateful This is my first donation so please de-douche me. I will do that You've been dedouched David Schwingdinger and Woodbridge Virginia Michael Hainor in Paris California Troy Watson James
3:34:23 Shara Meta in Napa Nock, Anna Drake in Whitestown Indiana Margaret E. Den Hood in Orangevale interestingly enough California Loretta Vandenberg in Provencal Louisiana Joseph Barnes and Oakland California Thomas Burke in Kalamazoo Michigan Greg Farrick in Chicago Jim Adrian Nakos in Glenview Illinois Dan Scalise in Vernon, Connecticut. Matthew Januszewski, Sir Matthew in Chicago William Dolgay in Bristolville Ohio Sir Jason Deluzio in Miami Beach Florida
3:35:08 69 forever he writes for some unknown reason. Sir Brett Farrell, 50. Aichi Kitagawa over here in San Francisco Ralph Johnston in Lake Isabella California and last on this huge list of 160 people Brian Watson in Raleigh, North Carolina. Sir Brian Watson in Raleigh, North Carolina I want to thank all these folks for keeping the show going during our hiatus or vacation not a hiatus and we're back And we have a note from a $20-a-month donor which we need to read this is Matthew Funk He says I've been with no agenda sporadically from the start because of my love for all things JCD Cage match cranky geeks The long dead to me twit netcasts
3:35:54 Connecting with other dudes named Ben and Dutchman in the wild. It's silky smooth because of you guys Sockens nowtsegers and Cyril Koppendijk No idea what that means In the morning to my fat-lipped father Bob Funk who hit my nephew Caleb funk in the mouth no agenda is sweeping through the family like a bad case of the Omicron variant I'm honored to join the roundtable that not mice it Not that my sustaining donation of $20 a month has finally come now that my sustaining donation of twenty dollars a month is finally come to fruition Seriously slaves stop waiting for a producer level donations to magically become available in your bank account get off your butt cast aside douchebaggery Set up a sustaining donation and join me at the roundtable be a sustainer not a complainer
3:36:40 In anticipation of my membership to the roundtable, I've pondered a unique title for years leading up to this monumental occasion. With the last name of Funk one would think that witty titles would abound however i finally confidently request the title Sir Mr F Of The Columbia River Passage Thanks for your courage, Adam and John. Your humble servant Matthew Funk. And thank you so much to all of our producers everyone who came in under 50 for those sustaining donations that soon-to-be sir Matthew Funk just mentioned and of course our executive and associate executive producers who receive a credit which is valid anywhere credits are recognized Thank you all so much as requested your jobs karma Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Let's vote for jobs!